jilti 4-1 vs Sharp 3-1 (PICS) - JILTI WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday, May 14th 2014 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first


For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
jilti

[Sharp]

hola

10?

pics?

[Sharp]

http://i.imgur.com/jUJ5HoJ.jpg



Good gawd jil...

I seen ugly battlers with bad drops but you're def the worst kid
ya whole style is cheeks. And I ain't even talkin bout your shitty verses
fuck your 'i dont care' steez. you suck n your wins are basically accidents
how you actin like you strongarm opponents when your bicep makes ME look masculine
always tyrna act cool. like it doesn't matter when you get merked bitch
looks like you tried to save face your whole life... n clearly it's been working
you look fuckin braindead. I'm the definition of the word nice
I heard of a thousand-yard stare but that glance could circle the world twice
lol @ that shiner there. your fightin skills are bogus my friend
That poor left eye so funky and beat up it's like losing TLC all over again
I've gotten NC past text's biggest lows. how you thinkin you can cause me harm?
shown I'm in thru thick and thin. Closest you've shown is your skull and scrawny arm

jilti 12

[Sharp]

Jilti's verse





http://i.imgur.com


keep looking up, cuz no female would ever stare ur way
if Sharp Turn Ahead, hope it involves oncoming traffic & a narrow lane
scrawny, needs glasses, looks drunk. that's not a haiku
i see a blind thats fucked up & outta shape, plus the one behind u
neck so long don't know if its actually yours or a giraffes
when oxygen travels thru his Airways, it needs passports & a boarding pass
this virgin couldnt even get lucky once, just being honest
there's only One Night Stand we'll see in ur room, and a tv's on it
either that sweater is too big, or just ur lack in chest size
if Sharp Camera produce Underdeveloped photos, im taking my shit back to best buy
next guy dont matter, gimme anyone i'll knock em all thru bricks
idc who's next on Decorated higher than me, if they drop the ball like u did

[Wanderer]

http://i.imgur.com/jUJ5HoJ.jpg



Good gawd jil...

I seen ugly battlers with bad drops but you're def the worst kid
ya whole style is cheeks. And I ain't even talkin bout your shitty verses
ok
fuck your 'i dont care' steez. you suck n your wins are basically accidents
how you actin like you strongarm opponents when your bicep makes ME look masculine
ok
always tyrna act cool. like it doesn't matter when you get merked bitch
looks like you tried to save face your whole life... n clearly it's been working
didn't rhyme very well but cool
you look fuckin braindead. I'm the definition of the word nice
I heard of a thousand-yard stare but that glance could circle the world twice
dope
lol @ that shiner there. your fightin skills are bogus my friend
That poor left eye so funky and beat up it's like losing TLC all over again
meh
I've gotten NC past text's biggest lows. how you thinkin you can cause me harm?
shown I'm in thru thick and thin. Closest you've shown is your skull and scrawny arm
ok

jilti 12

Vs

Jilti's verse





http://i.imgur.com/


keep looking up, cuz no female would ever stare ur way
if Sharp Turn Ahead, hope it involves oncoming traffic & a narrow lane
dope
scrawny, needs glasses, looks drunk. that's not a haiku
i see a blind thats fucked up & outta shape, plus the one behind u
ok
neck so long don't know if its actually yours or a giraffes
when oxygen travels thru his Airways, it needs passports & a boarding pass
dope
this virgin couldnt even get lucky once, just being honest
there's only One Night Stand we'll see in ur room, and a tv's on it
dope
either that sweater is too big, or just ur lack in chest size
if Sharp Camera produce Underdeveloped photos, im taking my shit back to best buy
Ok
next guy dont matter, gimme anyone i'll knock em all thru bricks
idc who's next on Decorated higher than me, if they drop the ball like u did
ok


Haha this was a fun read but I gotta go with Jilti, props to sharp though for posting a pic that gives jilt so much to work with - no offence
Feeling all but Jilti went harder for me, feeling the dude more

V/Jilti

[Allen Knight]

UPIINN FOR VOTES

[Razah]

I was reading this and this bar didn't really hit until I slid down & saw the other pic..

Sharp:
fuck your 'i dont care' steez. you suck n your wins are basically accidents
how you actin like you strongarm opponents when your bicep makes ME look masculine

always tyrna act cool. like it doesn't matter when you get merked bitch
looks like you tried to save face your whole life... n clearly it's been working

Jilti:
keep looking up, cuz no female would ever stare ur way
if Sharp Turn Ahead, hope it involves oncoming traffic & a narrow lane

this virgin couldnt even get lucky once, just being honest
there's only One Night Stand we'll see in ur room, and a tv's on it


Good shit. Both had the same stand out lines to me, and the rest were pretty cool too. The one night stand line really stood out to me, that shit made me laugh.

Haven't seen/read a pic battle in a minute, so some of this shit was 'okay' but it seemed funnier if it was true. Im'a have to vote for:

vJilti

[Allen Knight]

2-0 JILTI UPPINNN FOR VOTES

[Tic]

http://i.imgur.com/jUJ5HoJ.jpg



Good gawd jil...

I seen ugly battlers with bad drops but you're def the worst kid
ya whole style is cheeks. And I ain't even talkin bout your shitty verses
Lol nice.
fuck your 'i dont care' steez. you suck n your wins are basically accidents
how you actin like you strongarm opponents when your bicep makes ME look masculine
Ehhh not feeling/
always tyrna act cool. like it doesn't matter when you get merked bitch
looks like you tried to save face your whole life... n clearly it's been working
This was ok.
you look fuckin braindead. I'm the definition of the word nice
I heard of a thousand-yard stare but that glance could circle the world twice
Ha ok
lol @ that shiner there. your fightin skills are bogus my friend
That poor left eye so funky and beat up it's like losing TLC all over again
This could've been dope but something seemed off
I've gotten NC past text's biggest lows. how you thinkin you can cause me harm?
shown I'm in thru thick and thin. Closest you've shown is your skull and scrawny arm
Not really feeling this
jilti 12

Jilti's verse





http://i.imgur.com/g


keep looking up, cuz no female would ever stare ur way
if Sharp Turn Ahead, hope it involves oncoming traffic & a narrow lane
This doesn't rhyme for me and not really a pic reference in the punch
scrawny, needs glasses, looks drunk. that's not a haiku
i see a blind thats fucked up & outta shape, plus the one behind u
Dope
neck so long don't know if its actually yours or a giraffes
when oxygen travels thru his Airways, it needs passports & a boarding pass
This was cool
this virgin couldnt even get lucky once, just being honest
there's only One Night Stand we'll see in ur room, and a tv's on it
Played, nah, not creative enough
either that sweater is too big, or just ur lack in chest size
if Sharp Camera produce Underdeveloped photos, im taking my shit back to best buy
Ehh this wasn't great
next guy dont matter, gimme anyone i'll knock em all thru bricks
idc who's next on Decorated higher than me, if they drop the ball like u did
Nah
Idk this was close. Jil had lotb with blinds but was wildly inconsistent. Sharp had a couple decent Lines and one pretty good one. I have to edge it to Sharp because of consistency. Close battle.

[Allen Knight]

2-1 UPPINNNG

[Destroyer]

I got sharp's first two
vs
jilt's opener, second bar about the blind and his closer

decent battle, just one more quoteable from jilt
major missed opportunity with the missed MIB reference
dude looks JUST like that tiny headed Iranian alien

v/jilti

[El Muffin]

Cheeks ok
strong-arm ok
save face ok
thousabd yrd stare lmao
tlc nah
closer eh


Jilti
opener was cool
blind was cool
airways was corny
one night stand played but funny considering pic
undeveloped pretty good
Closer naw

Both had two bad missed

But jilti was a Lil stronger this w

V/jilti

[murda sho]

Jil

keep looking up, cuz no female would ever stare ur way
if Sharp Turn Ahead, hope it involves oncoming traffic & a narrow lane
scrawny, needs glasses, looks drunk. that's not a haiku
i see a blind thats fucked up & outta shape, plus the one behind u
neck so long don't know if its actually yours or a giraffes
when oxygen travels thru his Airways, it needs passports & a boarding pass
this virgin couldnt even get lucky once, just being honest
there's only One Night Stand we'll see in ur room, and a tv's on it


Sharp

always tyrna act cool. like it doesn't matter when you get merked bitch
looks like you tried to save face your whole life... n clearly it's been working
you look fuckin braindead. I'm the definition of the word nice
I heard of a thousand-yard stare but that glance could circle the world twice
lol @ that shiner there. your fightin skills are bogus my friend
That poor left eye so funky and beat up it's like losing TLC all over again


Close battle... both came with funny verses but I got Jil landing one more punch than Sharp here... no real haymakers just clean jabs from both but still a good read