Got a last minute call to cater at an Indian party last night

[Fig]

Guys daughter was getting married.

I was told it was going to be a little barbecue.

First off, these niggas live in a mansion. They're driveway is like a quarter mile.

I turn around the corner of their big ass house and stumbled upon all of India.

Probably like 200 people. Some fucking barbecue.

These people party harder than you could imagine. The one bitch dressed in normal clothing, yea, her titties were just plopping out. There were children around!

Hundreds of dollar bills all over the floor/tables. No one even cared to pick any up. They're all so rich.

They were hooking me up with shots and I got 200 just for working 4 hours.

Still trying to recover

[Chill Phil]

Must've smelled HORRIBLE

[Fig]

Surprisingly,
































yes it did very badly

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Fuck idk how you did it bra

[The Sensei]

It sounds both fun and kind rancid at the same time.

[Fart]

rich assholes and only 200 for 4 hours????? i would ask for a g

[El Muffin]

Now u can pay the rent

[Chill Phil]

Yeah dude...Indians stink.


And I ain't talking about the baseball team

[El Muffin]

What about Bangladeshi women?

I always wanted to fuck M.I.A since "Paper Planes"

Actually bout to watch that right now w/ her interesting looking ass

Sucks she got preggo

[Chill Phil]

What about Bangladeshi women?

I always wanted to fuck M.I.A since "Paper Planes"

Actually bout to watch that right now w/ her interesting looking ass

Sucks she got preggo
Please tell me you're joking dude. Please!

[El Muffin]

Haha

Lol she look like weird in that vid

But cute @ times in the slummiest way?

Then weird again

It's the strangest thing to me

Makeup I guess?

[El Muffin]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
0:12 wtf no
0:15 hmm yes
0:16 oh god what is that
0:19 *vomits *

[El Muffin]

1:18-1:w.e I'd cum dump that hoes face man

I think it's the dirty hair look. U wouldn't throat 1:18? Be honest

Sry srs query

She ugly but iono lips?

[Chill Phil]

Nah dude. She's gross looking to me

[Fart]

some persian womens are bombaf

[El Muffin]

I think I have a strange fetish for abandoned dystopian Ellis Island looking hoes

Frfr

[Ullr]

Did you serve Figs?

[Certain]

I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.

And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.

http://i.imgur.com/EHiHwHg.jpg

And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.

[Witty]

Dead @ C-Section scars but no kids.

[Certain]

Dr Dog

[big baby]

I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.

And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.

http://i.imgur.com/32s4vDV.png

And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.

fixed ya fucka diiyote

[Wise Wiggles]

She looks like a knock off Anne Hathaway

[Split Eight]

I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.

And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.

http://i.imgur.com/EHiHwHg.jpg

And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.
This is photograph is literally a poster in my room

[El Muffin]

I don't even know where to start with Muff thinking MIA looks poor. Never in her life has she had less than 10 times as much money as you. And if we're talking about looking broke as shit, do you even own anything but white T's? And they're not even the Dem Franchize Boyz white T's. Little undershirts that probably have holes in the pits from your corrosive body odor. Your oil-diving ass looks like it hasn't seen clear water in at least three years.

And Phil, really. Phil. You hit up girls from Northeast for chicken wing fried hard Tinder dates. These girls have C-section scars but no kids. These are the types who work at a strip club as bouncers.

http://i.imgur.com/EHiHwHg.jpg

And she's Sri Lankan English, you fucking troglodytes.


Lol gone @this nigga waiting all this time calling 9n his negalulzt like goku doin a spiritbomb then u post this.

Lmao ok. Let's ignore 5he fact 5hat I took off my polo Each time I took a pic in my bedroom..coz it's my bedroom. While u over analyzing tshirts that's just indicative of u being a hating ass nigga

Let's ignore the fact u don't even post pics right?

I bet Ud dress up 4 em n still look like warmed over death

I'll wait

[El Muffin]

9h n she's Sri Lankan u troglodytes

like Rudyard kipling!


Nigga Sri Lanka 5his dick in your mouth stfu faggot

[El Muffin]

fk certain not split
lol

[Diode]

i moved out of the northeast over this

[Fig]

i moved out of the northeast over this

Tell me about it. My town is the third most populated with Indians in America (per capita) specifically those that follow Sikhism

[Eŋg]

She ugly

[Hush]

Muslims smell the worst tho
Aye rabs always smells like goat milk soaked socks

[dead man]

arabs though.

i was at Malpensa airport this past December waiting in the ticket/bag check line for what i thought was my Turkish Airlines flight. it's about 4am and i've been at the terminal since like 10 the previous a night. so i'm a bit tuned out. what hit me first was the fucking smell. it just smacks you like a fucking brick to the face. a brick made of goat shit and spicy nutsack sweat. i look around and realize everybody in line were 6+ groups of arabian people. next, i realize i was waiting in line for a Qatar Airways flight.

i can't even imagine that odor concentrated and confined to an airtight plane cabin.

[Ullr]

Yo fig did you eat that cream curry off a fine ass indi chick?

tell me you didn't go to this crazy party and din't get any loosey tail

[big baby]

fucking gone

board: man yall racist wtf man horrible wow spics and niggers huh wouldnt say that to my face
same board: man fucking an entire country smell like dogshit fucking soaked spice cat socks ASSHOLE horrible fucking i moved out of my country REGION to escape the horrible smell. wasnt even like anything else

just the smell lol

#rip bb king tho great musiciN FUCK NIGGERS


jesus christ you guyz r fucka idiyotes to tenth power

[El Muffin]

Your a stupid nigger faggot bb

[Fig]

Yo fig did you eat that cream curry off a fine ass indi chick?

tell me you didn't go to this crazy party and din't get any loosey tail

Yeah I wrapped my cock in Naan and stuffed it in the wifes ass.

[Fig]

You know what's crazy, when those Indian people were done with their food, a lot of them just put their plates on a pile on the floor.