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veritas
05-19-2015, 04:50 AM
I tried to tell you man. what happened?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 04:53 AM
I just never got called to goto work

It wasn't for disciplinary reasons

No pinkslip

Ghost1
05-19-2015, 04:53 AM
U fucking hack

This is my thread. An my win.


Shame on u.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 04:54 AM
But me n the dispatcher don't get along

Pretty much sent me subliminals

I caught em

veritas
05-19-2015, 04:55 AM
U fucking hack

This is my thread. An my win.


Shame on u.

lol wut?

colavito I own your life. I do what I want with you, and you accept it. I am trying to help this kid, you are just trying to put your self over with cowardly bottom feeding.

Let the master work. Shutup and learn something. come in an call him a nigger a couple of times, that will make this a good thread. fair?

veritas
05-19-2015, 04:56 AM
But me n the dispatcher don't get along

Pretty much sent me subliminals

I caught em

ok, well you are kind of dodging here bro. keep it real. how can they just not call you, if you are still an employee?

yes or no, they called you and said you no longer are needed?

Ghost1
05-19-2015, 04:58 AM
lol wut?

colavito I own your life. I do what I want with you, and you accept it. I am trying to help this kid, you are just trying to put your self over with cowardly bottom feeding.

Let the master work. Shutup and learn something. come in an call him a nigger a couple of times, that will make this a good thread. fair?

Sigh. Lights newport.

veritas
05-19-2015, 04:59 AM
that's right. that's exactly right. now put your hands on your hips. We will examine muff's words tomorrow.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 05:00 AM
ok, well you are kind of dodging here bro. keep it real. how can they just not call you, if you are still an employee?

yes or no, they called you and said you no longer are needed?


Ok I'm lying

I got a pinkslip

But it was 4 a bs reason

I did a full hitch

How insubordination when o did f7ll hitch?

I don't get it

If u in subordinate u get sent home

Don't mk sense

I know it's conspiracy

8 know it

Trust me . There's sum history I have of going over corporate head n now it bites me I. The ass

veritas
05-19-2015, 05:02 AM
ok. Thank you for your honesty. now put the drugs away. and get some sleep we will discuss this tom. please stop posting for this evening.

Destroyer
05-19-2015, 05:02 AM
wow
veritas legit knew muff was full of shit
I'm interested

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 05:03 AM
Haha java jaaaaa
I got fired lolmdao

veritas
05-19-2015, 05:06 AM
Muff. I am truly your guy, then you will hearken unto me.

please stop posting tonight. no good can come from it. rest. sober up. please.

Ghost1
05-19-2015, 05:14 AM
Haha java jaaaaa
I got fired lolmdao

Lmfao. Lold so hard at this.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 05:17 AM
2:20

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8HUiERkciyY


How I'm been goin last 4 days

Fk wayne

I'm writing ever bar from here on out to that Beat thoo

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 05:27 AM
ima kill you on wimbledon

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dagobah-X-wing.jpg

~RustyGunZ~
05-19-2015, 06:12 AM
Lmao

Now what Muff?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 06:24 AM
I'll figure it 9ut as soon as I sober up I guees

Chill Phil
05-19-2015, 10:04 AM
Son got fired? Shit man, that sucks.

Split Eight
05-19-2015, 01:23 PM
that's right. that's exactly right. now put your hands on your hips. We will examine muff's words tomorrow.

Solid retort tbh

Ghost1
05-19-2015, 02:43 PM
Solid retort tbh

I personally welcome our new canine physician overlords tbc.

Hush
05-19-2015, 02:48 PM
I'm starting to fear he never worked on a ship at all

Certain
05-19-2015, 03:08 PM
This shit is depressing. Muff's whole existence, that is.

veritas
05-19-2015, 03:10 PM
I am also thinking this Hush. Which is why today will hopefully be a revelatory day.

Now Muff, hopefully you have sobered up. Let me help you.

please answer the following questions:


1. How long have you been fired?

2. Tell me exactly why you were fired.

Thank you.

Batty
05-19-2015, 03:32 PM
First of all, Muff I am sorry that they canned you son. That sucks forreal.

Next up tho, you got another job yet or what?

sucks bro.

veritas
05-19-2015, 04:07 PM
I assume that Muff is sobering up and is currently asleep. when he awakens he will see this, and we can help our boy. Word.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 05:17 PM
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

Watch 5his on silent lol it is funny

Chill Phil
05-19-2015, 05:25 PM
Are you on pills, muff?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 05:40 PM
To answer



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HUiERkciyY



2:20

Chill Phil
05-19-2015, 05:42 PM
I don't have unlimited data, I'm not streaming YouTube to get a yes or no

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 05:44 PM
Well, no not Literally

I'm sure there's opiates sum where

I don't feel like bein bill nye to find out

HAHHN

veritas
05-19-2015, 06:02 PM
Muffin. I need you to be serious bc your entire rep depends on it and your real life. Please answer the questions.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 06:05 PM
Lol

I'll get at these later then

veritas
05-19-2015, 06:15 PM
The longer you wait the more they think Muffin. But it is your choice. Thank you.

Ghost1
05-19-2015, 06:20 PM
Lol muff in here so lonely an desperate for friends he just posting comments trynna hang out w his own lynch mob

Lol wtf happened to u

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 06:26 PM
Lynch mob my mother fucking dick in your mom's mouth faggot

You don't want no part of me right now

veritas
05-19-2015, 06:48 PM
Either mount an attack towards anthony or answer my questions please muff
I am trying to help

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 06:49 PM
Bags xan get these Bars

U see I'm on My otherworldly shit

I ain't even mean 2 dotodothat

This is what they saw in mw

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 06:52 PM
I'm on my last stage SEPHIROTH THEME MUSIC U FEEL ME


SOUND THE DRUMS

I'M THROWING NIGGAS THREW PLANETS

U FEEL WAT I'M SAYIN TO U RIGHT NOW
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OcUulyx5HM0

Glossy Finish Dick Lips
05-19-2015, 06:58 PM
This nigga brain flooded with opiates.

He been binge boarding on RB for a week straight w/ no sleep.

V - help this nigga find himself, again.

Batty
05-19-2015, 07:08 PM
escalated@quickly

veritas
05-19-2015, 07:11 PM
Muff.....

1. stop taking drugs


2. get some sleep


3. answer my questions

4. log off for a while



will you hearken to this?

p.s.: This is a main even thread, I expect everyone to continue to act accordingly as such. Thank you.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 07:26 PM
I can't obey all the commandments @ once right no5 honlest my

By t when I can I can sure promise I'll try

dead man
05-19-2015, 07:39 PM
Insubordination?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 07:41 PM
yeah I know right

Same shit I said

Lo5

dead man
05-19-2015, 07:42 PM
Is that really all they said?

Usually there's some context.

That's bogus tho

veritas
05-19-2015, 07:45 PM
Then do number 3. Go:

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 07:46 PM
Honestly yeS..

It was insubordination

When I called n emailed to ask they said it was refusal to listen to supervisors

But thats bs


Because listen


They kept me for my entire hitch

They don't keep u if ur a problem

This shit happenes fkn weeks after I'm home bros

U sre?


It's a conspiracy

I can tell by the tone of the bitches voice

U know how perceptive I am

It was extra this is Th3 dagger and haha we got u esque about it



But I had it coming


Because I had to go over this depts entire head on some revolution can't be televised shit


I made waves 8n my workplace

I'm srs

Ppl came to me on sum nbpa shit

It's over now

W.e

Alot of his try w% them

Glossy Finish Dick Lips
05-19-2015, 07:55 PM
What are you going to do about work, nigga?

You are aware that EVEN WAL-MART conducts pre-employement drug screens now, right?

I think it's the standard 12 panel, tho.

Use someone elses piss son or sober up.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 07:57 PM
No shit

I'M JUST BEING A WEEKEND WARRIOR FOR A WEEK THO

nigga Makin hooks in disc


I'M A WEEKEND WARRIOR FOR THE WEEK DOE
HAHN
WEEKEND WARRIOR FOR THE WEEK DOE


LOL

FWM

veritas
05-19-2015, 08:08 PM
muff, if I may be 100 with you good sir:

I think that you are actually acting more intoxicated then you are, and this (in your mind) acts as justification for you to live on these boards more so than usual here lately.

Please make sense when you type. You are not a child.

now then, What happened, tell me everything.

Vulgar
05-19-2015, 08:13 PM
What are you going to do about work, nigga?


stfu

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 08:14 PM
muff, if I may be 100 with you good sir:

I think that you are actually acting more intoxicated then you are, and this (in your mind) acts as justification for you to live on these boards more so than usual here lately.

Please make sense when you type. You are not a child.

now then, What happened, tell me everything.

That won't b3 tru3 soon as I finish this cup

Fk justification

Whoneedjustificationwgenujustdontgetafick

veritas
05-19-2015, 08:16 PM
I think you are lying Muff...about something. I think you have been lying to everyone here for a long time. As your friend I am gently confronting you about this. Something is not right with your life, your persona, your real world story.

fair?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 08:18 PM
That's fine that you think 4hat

Soon as I figure it out I'll let u know

Coz iono wat u talm bout

I put alot of shit out there

veritas
05-19-2015, 08:22 PM
this is a time for honesty and healing...which will hopefully lead to the respect of others, and the subsequent elevation of your character.

I cannot help you unless you are willing to be honest. are you willing to be honest>?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 08:23 PM
lol I was

I'm very selective

It may be a vague version. There may be more but it's always true

Bang

headshot

Tic
05-19-2015, 08:31 PM
Muff.......stop the drugs, bro. You sound like a dwindling nutcase. Netcees is not life.

Glossy Finish Dick Lips
05-19-2015, 08:35 PM
stfu

Oh look another fanboy faggot, who in my 15 years on and off of boarding on rap battle forums never spoke with, EVER.

Grow up, you sheep faggot.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 08:35 PM
U donr even kno wtf goin on@TicTac

Take u Estee lauder ass somewhere w/ that fuckery

How u suggest shit being an overly suggestive motherfukeR.
I don't get it naumore

Judgemental lolz

Tic
05-19-2015, 08:36 PM
U donr even kno wtf goin on

Take u Estee lauder ass somewhere w/ that fuckery
You can't even speak.

Glossy Finish Dick Lips
05-19-2015, 08:38 PM
He isn't speaking tho.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 08:39 PM
yes I Can

Just fuck the 3dit button that's all

fk it

If I'm fully capable of communication on this lvl I'm capable of understanding wtf u say I'm just in not give a fuck sentinel mode

Surely u can understand this position

If not

I have some cocaine for u to try

Tic
05-19-2015, 08:43 PM
Carry on.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 08:44 PM
Ight

big baby
05-19-2015, 08:47 PM
muff

u shud slit wrists

it feels good

especially with cocaine

feels like warm wave of fsggot running out fsggot body

try it and let us know

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 08:49 PM
muff

u shud slit wrists

it feels good

especially with cocaine

feels like warm wave of fsggot running out fsggot body

try it and let us know

Lmfao

This,shit made me lol irl

Hush
05-19-2015, 08:56 PM
This nigga brain flooded with opiates.

He been binge boarding on RB for a week straight w/ no sleep.

V - help this nigga find himself, again.

lmaaaaaaaodfndlajfkadj


muff please let Veritas help you

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 08:57 PM
I will, vic

Just not TodAy

Promise

Hush
05-19-2015, 09:00 PM
You can't fuck with me with them URL bars tho

facts.

Kill Spree
05-19-2015, 09:11 PM
Muff. What happend?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 09:16 PM
You can't fuck with me with them URL bars tho

facts.

We will see

Coz the automaton is set to devour universe

Hush
05-19-2015, 09:20 PM
Yo b
what exackly are the names of the substances u are currently taking

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 09:28 PM
This is a very good question and for the sake of not proving you more ammo than is already a
out there o regretfully have to inform you that I will be not answering this question n leaving it up to your speculation. I have made multiple posts n subliminal n reference to the kaleidoscope I'm looking through. Right

There then

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 09:33 PM
Think it's a game

Lol there's a reason I asked for Bsgs.

I'm in the cut nigga


It's a scary sight


I see the world on some van gogh shit

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 09:41 PM
No sway Bu5 nbl verse my nigga


Yea I'm biggin my shit up idc I'm bout to hit up bigg k like yo fusion dance. I'll be a ninja

Batty
05-19-2015, 09:48 PM
I see the world on some van gogh shit\

Just remember that he lost an ear, suffered from depression, shot himself in the stomach, was rumored to be homosexual and died at 37.

Hush
05-19-2015, 10:02 PM
This is a very good question and for the sake of not proving you more ammo than is already a
out there o regretfully have to inform you that I will be not answering this question n leaving it up to your speculation. I have made multiple posts n subliminal n reference to the kaleidoscope I'm looking through. Right

There then

This is why your considered a lame human being
The fuck u mean subliminal

No one is trying to riddle out how ur ruining get ur life


I asked cuz I legit wanted to give u advice
But oh well


Gluck

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 10:40 PM
This is why your considered a lame human being
The fuck u mean subliminal

No one is trying to riddle out how ur ruining get ur life


I asked cuz I legit wanted to give u advice
But oh well


Gluck


Lean n lil bit soft hush


Watever nigga
just coz u don't think it's cool font mean I'm goin to do otherwise

Fk it

Hush
05-19-2015, 10:45 PM
Bro
It's not about cool
It's about ur mental health




Find what u want out of life and get it


I don't think being sloppy on nc is what u want
Sometimes is cool

But ur better than that b


If not go full retard and divulge it all

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 10:55 PM
Lol conflicting

Coz I'm open

Yet I'ma battler so I'm by default careful

Call it lame w.e

I'm sure if u were Goin thru what I'm goin thru

Ud just ghost

n tge rest Nothin at all wrong w/:that. In fact that's cool

I'm js

Hush
05-19-2015, 11:25 PM
If times are tough in real life why bring it to the board
This could of been ur a escape but it's not working

This is why I'm begging u to do something different tomorrow


I've struggled b

Pick yaself tf up

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 11:27 PM
I'm escaping in more ways than one

I hear u I'll try

Zen
05-19-2015, 11:29 PM
well, this thread happened.

#muffneedsafriend

veritas
05-19-2015, 11:33 PM
Muff.....let me know when you are ready to be honest. Frfr.

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 11:38 PM
If times are tough in real life why bring it to the board
This could of been ur a escape but it's not working

This is why I'm begging u to do something different tomorrow


I've struggled b

Pick yaself tf up


I'm js one thing tho

Can u not assume this holier than thou approach

U gotta answer 4 shit too

Like why u live w/ mom's

I still don't get that one Mr oresident

Split Eight
05-19-2015, 11:39 PM
thread is making me want to go and do something with my life

PancakeBrah
05-19-2015, 11:46 PM
This thread makes me never want to come to this site again.

Jesus, Muff. You need some serious help.

dead man
05-19-2015, 11:54 PM
i'm still wondering why they fired you.

i don't think it helped that you spent your entire hitch on Netcees.co

did that have anything to do with it?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 11:54 PM
Bang tge gavel some more

U need just as much help as I do Dan
prolly

Right

Ghost1
05-19-2015, 11:54 PM
Is this like a bad time to call muff a nigger tho?

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 11:56 PM
i'm still wondering why they fired you.

i don't think it helped that you spent your entire hitch on Netcees.co

did that have anything to do with it?


Hell no

I didnt even log on nc much my last hitchThe site was down

I kno this coz I remember bags @me like are you dead or sum shit n I saw it offshore

I was in the Sharav when I was on nc alot

I've been to 5he Santa Ana since

So no

That's irrelevant

dead man
05-19-2015, 11:56 PM
just work on a rig like everybody else with no direction. that's still an option right?

i have HS friends in TX making stupid money being stupid.

just a thought

El Muffin
05-19-2015, 11:59 PM
It's because the dispatchers fucked me

I know it

They fkn did something

To my semi annuals

Something

N now they won't let me see themto a cetaun extent

Coz
I'm not an employee

PancakeBrah
05-19-2015, 11:59 PM
Bang tge gavel some more

U need just as much help as I do Dan
prolly

Right

No, no I don't.

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:03 AM
ThIs nigga straight cut off my probiscis

Yea u do

See I post alot but I can never 33k in that period

How

Ghost1
05-20-2015, 12:03 AM
Next on hardcopy

When text battling goes wrong.

For shame.

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:05 AM
Next on hardcopy

When text battling goes wrong.

For shame.


Lol u bout to get cliff notes of that shit soon enough

Glossy Finish Dick Lips
05-20-2015, 12:05 AM
Yo b
what exackly are the names of the substances u are currently taking

Nigga cooking up allergy medication and smoking it.

Unemployed nigga can't afford meth.

Lol, muff go to rehab nigga.

Ya brain waves on over drive tsunami bruh.

Ghost1
05-20-2015, 12:06 AM
Lol u bout to get cliff notes of that shit soon enough

Elaborate?

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:07 AM
Eww no m3th

I hope there's no meth in my cup

It would make sense tho if there was

dead man
05-20-2015, 12:10 AM
why the fuck would that make sense?

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:11 AM
because I'm not being sedated

At all



But that could be because cocaine too

Not much

But its,been along time

I should left U

W%out a dope rhyme 2step2

Step2
step
Step2

Glossy Finish Dick Lips
05-20-2015, 12:12 AM
Lmao this nigga gone.

Ghost1
05-20-2015, 12:15 AM
Muff higher off the attention he getting from this thread than any drug he's ever done.

Lol be serious.

An all that stupid typing.

This shit reek of Beyond


I hope that tag wakes him from his alpha lifestylings an he returns only to simply cast a look of disgust in ur direction..........albeit a one sided look. Yet still.

dead man
05-20-2015, 12:15 AM
okay...

anyway

if you are at all interested in a rig job PM me and maybe i can put you in touch with one of my buddies out there doing it. or at least get some firsthand info for you.

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:15 AM
*Timbaland scratch*

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:17 AM
UI am dead man

Let me get my shit together Ffrf

I don't even want to see my auntie right now

She'd kno I'd been goin ham

Lol bags U get ignored ..take ur faggot acting ass sum where with ur deflated dagger

Lol the kid side of tve pool over there

Kill Spree
05-20-2015, 12:20 AM
It not joog

Ghost1
05-20-2015, 12:24 AM
Sorry muff. Ur a worthless lying nigger. I don't believe for one second ur high. Ur just lonely.

I bet u felt wicked cool when every1 thought u were "fucked up" an "way gone" etc. Go fuck urself. U piece of shit.

Glossy Finish Dick Lips
05-20-2015, 12:32 AM
Lol

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:38 AM
Sorry muff. Ur a worthless lying nigger. I don't believe for one second ur high. Ur just lonely.

I bet u felt wicked cool when every1 thought u were "fucked up" an "way gone" etc. Go fuck urself. U piece of shit.


Well let me get 5his str8

I know u don't care about text

But

I go from one night being so uninspired that I sign the fk out

I lose my job


Th3 lose my job ...n starring dropping 15 mins after matches drop on 2 sites

Lol I pmed allen knight 20000000 bars in like 1 hr

Trust me

Something happen


I ingested something

Lol

Js

There's a reason I'm going to eat ur face when we battle.
n it's not because I have more time on my hands


I always had that


Nigga


I see the gods

They give me the sword

To smite you w/

Prepare yourself for tge tsunami

veritas
05-20-2015, 12:39 AM
Sorry muff. Ur a worthless lying nigger. I don't believe for one second ur high. Ur just lonely.

I bet u felt wicked cool when every1 thought u were "fucked up" an "way gone" etc. Go fuck urself. U piece of shit.


Muffin do you see now? DO. YOU. SEE?

I tried to help you not only in real life but also to get your rep up on this board, which....no let that defensive thought of "i dont care about rep on this board" pass son.....thank you, which you have now ruined by not listening to me.

AND YOU GIVE THE LIVING DIRT BALL COLAVITO YET ANOTHER VICTORY!?

HOW YOU SAY? WATCH. simple....

you have painted yourself into the corner. How?

by acting like a teenager who is trying too hard to act like he is on drugs/stoned/drunk/ etc. it is so @ the real captain obvious. So of course the evilvito picks up on it. you have made claims that you cannot prove. Never do this. Not in real life. and not on the internet.

LET US SAY THAT YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU ARE HIGH...THEN GUESS WHAT?

then you have proven that you are nothing but a dirt-child who is trying to escape from the problems that he likely created by drugs and blameshifting...so you get no respect.



all in all, this is not hate, this is love, this is an intervention. You have failed here. I need you to take a break, regroup, and call me. 6019173913

I know that if you did actually have this job and you lost it, that you are hurt. it is the highest paying gig you have ever, and maybe, hopefully not, will ever have, and it is ruined. This makes you less viable to the opposite sex, which let us be honest, was starting to pass through your mind......just come on man. Keep it real. Dad is here. please read this. I mean really really read this, and try to feel the realness, the Gravitas of it.

your friend forever,

-V-


(p.s. at very least stand up to colavito. I gave you the keys so long ago. you forgot though it seems)

(p.s.s. gram gram's trucking licensce expired)

Hush
05-20-2015, 12:40 AM
Well let me get 5his str8

I know u don't care about text

But

I go from one night being so uninspired that I sign the fk out

I lose my job


Th3 lose my job ...n starring dropping 15 mins after matches drop on 2 sites

Lol I pmed allen knight 20000000 bars in like 1 hr

Trust me

Something happen


I ingested something

Lol

Js

There's a reason I'm going to eat ur face when we battle.
n it's not because I have more time on my hands


I always had that


NIhgs


I see the gods

They give me the sword

To smite y


Quoted for sad

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:41 AM
Quoted for sad

what happened was i rellapsed n now

u can't fucking see me

No offense

dead man
05-20-2015, 12:42 AM
Well let me get 5his str8

I know u don't care about text

But

I go from one night being so uninspired that I sign the fk out

I lose my job


Th3 lose my job ...n starring dropping 15 mins after matches drop on 2 sites

Lol I pmed allen knight 20000000 bars in like 1 hr

Trust me

Something happen


I ingested something

Lol

Js

There's a reason I'm going to eat ur face when we battle.
n it's not because I have more time on my hands


I always had that


Nigga


I see the gods

They give me the sword

To smite you w/

Prepare yourself for tge tsunami
idk dude i just voted on your battle and your verse was pretty bad

i mean i voted for you, but it was still bad

see thread for details

veritas
05-20-2015, 12:42 AM
read my bolded post muff. asap.

PancakeBrah
05-20-2015, 12:43 AM
whim'll be done=wimbledon

Gods giving sword?

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?

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:45 AM
idk dude i just voted on your battle and your verse was pretty bad

i mean i voted for you, but it was still bad

see thread for details



Man. That shit was jyst ether rap. I was playing around conceptuyally. Lol I know I forced tgat wimbledon nigga but it was like b rated movie Sharknado a everything would gave worked outloud

veritas
05-20-2015, 12:45 AM
Muff, Jesus Frog man, you even bringing up text battling at such a critical juncture in your life is preposterous. Please for the love of God, hearken unto me! Reject your weakness. Live. you are headed for self-destruction.

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:46 AM
I think I post3d the word wimbledon next to a picture of luke lifting the xwing in dagobah but naw yall don't get this shit. ITS TOO DERP for ur brainz


lol foh I'm having a Lil fun chill out v nigga I'm bout to Do this next rail 4 u

veritas
05-20-2015, 12:48 AM
I think I post3d the word wimbledon next to a picture of luke lifting the xwing in dagobah but naw yall don't get this shit. ITS TOO DERP for ur brainz

you haven't taken any drugs have you. And you don't have a milf who is banging you either. say it.

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:50 AM
you haven't taken any drugs have you. And you don't have a milf who is banging you either. say it.

Both are true

that milf prolly wouldn't come through right now

Freal

shes not into drugs

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 12:54 AM
My nbl verse is the greatest thing smokin dead man

I wrote the whole thing to a Lil Wayne cipher

Lol


I'm jk but srs

veritas
05-20-2015, 12:58 AM
dude I am chill. I am trying to help you. PArt of me is legitimatly telling me that I must break you, that it is needed. I am trying.

you are really painting yourself into a corner here buddy. I am trying to tell you.

Malachi
05-20-2015, 03:45 PM
Lol this is embarrassing to read smh

Mike Wrecka
05-21-2015, 03:54 AM
Muff you took DMT ?

My barber be drinkin that shit and he went from a ghetto spic to a hippie pyschiatric patient in like a month


Tells me he speaks to a higher being on the regular and that he can communicate with trees through visual language. He also pierced his septum


TLDR version - pierce ur septum

Zen
05-21-2015, 04:13 AM
I do DMT a couple times a year and can vouch for everything the barber said.

Dancake, can you put muff in rehab for fake drug use? I can't take it anymore, man. Help me out.

El Muffin
05-21-2015, 05:07 AM
I do DMT a couple times a year and can vouch for everything the barber said.

Dancake, can you put muff in rehab for fake drug use? I can't take it anymore, man. Help me out.


Fuck you

If only u kniew

The ppl who see whats about to happen kno

Split Eight
05-21-2015, 06:01 AM
I do DMT a couple times a year and can vouch for everything the barber said.

Dancake, can you put muff in rehab for fake drug use? I can't take it anymore, man. Help me out.

do you recommend DMT?


still havent progressed past shrooms/ molly a couple times

Zen
05-21-2015, 06:42 AM
do you recommend DMT?


still havent progressed past shrooms/ molly a couple times
Yeah, definitely. It's not really a party drug like shrooms or molly though. It's more of spiritual experience. I know that makes me sound like a hippy but it's true.

Bodey
05-21-2015, 10:18 AM
thread is making me want to go and do something with my life

laughed out loud cuz i was thinking the same thing

muff i'm sorry you lost your job. i know what that feels like. and last time i typed like you, i was up for almost 4 days straight and 2 days off sleeping on opiates, xanax, liquor and weed. and i cant tell you how long my binge of that pattern was because the staying up/xanax made it really hard to tell time or what day it fuckin was. so if you are doing that shit, i'm sorry to hear that too.

El Muffin
05-21-2015, 12:35 PM
Ilaughed out loud cuz i was thinking the same thing

muff i'm sorry you lost your job. i know what that feels like. and last time i typed like you, i was up for almost 4 days straight and 2 days off sleeping on opiates, xanax, liquor and weed. and i cant tell you how long my binge of that pattern was because the staying up/xanax made it really hard to tell time or what day it fuckin was. so if you are doing that shit, i'm sorry to hear that too.


^_^


Lorazepam


Another form I f benzoyl


Lol


The Umm 1mg

Real snsll..lemme look

El Muffin
05-21-2015, 12:40 PM
Can I be lame 4 a minute


BodEy


I'm writing bars

Like niggas dONT know

But


THey fund oUT when T hey wake up like a plague in Egypt


SNell ME




Ay


They chalk

veritas
05-21-2015, 12:46 PM
I must stop this. For your own good muffin.

Chill Phil
05-21-2015, 09:24 PM
Fuck you

If only u kniew

The ppl who see whats about to happen kno

dude...you're hinting at suicide?

Witty
05-21-2015, 09:27 PM
I be on that codeine, weed and sleeping pill mixture every day and manage to board normally lol

Fig
05-21-2015, 09:43 PM
do you recommend DMT?


still havent progressed past shrooms/ molly a couple times

Try out 5 grams of dried psilocybin . It's a full dose. Fuck an eighth. That's a pussy foot amount for people to feel like they're in the club. You're supposed to leave the fucking building.


Anyways, try that, if it was awesome, try out DMT.

It's the most potent psychedelic known to man. Anyone that I know who has smoked it, has recognized the significance of their trips impact on their lives.

Batty
05-21-2015, 09:54 PM
Muff, take care of yourself bro. You are my dude, holler at me if you need me, son... rt.

big baby
05-21-2015, 09:55 PM
all u guise do drugs but still suck at writin


lol sucked thx

Witty
05-21-2015, 10:22 PM
all u guise do drugs but still suck at writin


lol sucked thx

I am incredible at writing AND YOU KNOW IT.

<3

Bodey
05-22-2015, 12:17 AM
I be on that codeine, weed and sleeping pill mixture every day and manage to board normally lol

Lmao yesss