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Sharp
05-20-2015, 04:32 AM
Netcees Battle League
Week 7



[Introduction]

Watsgood u filthy animals, it's yah boy AK & Sharp nizzle w/ another edition of the best battle league on the net today the NBL magazine. First off RIP Chinx Drugz, if u never heard of him look up his music, he had some slick songs. This past week was real good, voting an battles & Beef, everything u need in a good battle league. Theres a new Champion this seasons & its me AK props to cash making it a cool battle, theres new sign in's dope vets Hush & Murda sho are in this week to show off there skills. Destroyers a faggot & well make up a count down to see how long it takes for him to throw a cry baby bitch fit an make a thread about votes. Other than that waste of life, lets get into this week's mag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBBsqrpt0b0



[Reviews]
[Sharp]

Champ Match: Cashius (2-0) vs Allen Knight (3-0)
Allen Knight wins and becomes NBL Champ
This was a good one but admittedly not as good as a battle like these two could've brought. Still a good battle with some nice hits. Cash had generally decent hits but nothing big. A lot of played stuff which surprised me. Allen didn't realy go for blood but he definitely had harder hits. The C-walk was your classic Allen Knight style line and Trilby was a dope flip. Voters felt as a whole that Allen had the stronger verse and voted him as the new champ of the NBL.

Contender's Match: Junto (2-0) vs Sn00p (2-0)
Sn00p advances to Champ match
This was dope. Junto was really pressed for time and props to him for managing to show with 16 solid lines. These guys were mad consistent throughout, and the deciding factor for voters was usually taste. Junto had the attack the center line which was gritty but Sn00p's BB King and microsoft word bars were just as hard. The consensus was that Sn00p was more consistent and more harsh and voters advanced him to the champ match.

jilti 4-1 vs Sharp 3-1
jilti wins by split decision
[Allen]
This was a good pic battle alot of funny shit thrown by both the pics had good ammo in them. Sharp's thousand yard stare line leaned me LOL shit was dope, his verse was nice overall jilti had the blinds bar that was cool, the ppl voted in his favor sayin his verse was more consistent. This was dumb close imo. but faggot Jilti won.


Burd 1-1 vs Destroyer 0-0
Destroyer wins by split decision
This one was mad close. Orc's been more or less dropping some really effortless but still enjoyable verses. Destroyer came in his normal form with a few ok lines that bordered on played but was generally consistent. Burd had a cool verse that seemed like it was put together at really quickly. ok concepts with perfect delivery. The voters were split and it was more or less down to preference with a few lines. Either way Destroyer edges it in a close one.

Tic Tac 1-0 vs Wanderer 1-1
Tic Tac wins by KO
This was a nice one, Wanderer is progressively getting better about using played shit and his drops are getting better and better. Tic Tac is definitely turning into a stronger and stronger contender - he's come a long way from his first NBL season about a year and a half ago and it does my heart good to see that kind of comeup. The movado line was fire and he had a consistent verse supporting it. Tic moves on to the contender's match in a good one.


Razah 1-0 vs Fraze 1-0
Fraze wins by DQ
This one was a little weird tbh. Haven't seen a genuine feed for awhile but Razah flipped a bar that I completely missed on the first read lol. Overall the two drops were ok but not really too hard - the bars bordered on meh mostly with some stretched wordplay. Either way, props to both for showing while fraze takes the dub.


Neighbor 0-0 vs Nightmare 0-0
Neighbor actually shows and wins
I think Neighbor showing or this one caught everyone off guard, including Cred aka Nightmare. First off props to Cred for actually dropping a verse, if it were me I'd drop 1-10 the day battles went up and never post in the thread again. Cred had a cool verse but it didn't seem totally fleshed out (again more than I would expect) - the blank CD line was nice. Neighbor had a nice verse that looked like some old school fight night shit. The Borgata concept was really well put together and a shocked voting population gave him the win.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRxqwdxAoGo



[Noshow Shine]


daGGer vs timeless

it wont be close.. if this rounds up in the air I must be a juggler
cuz u trying to go neck and neck with dagger best aim for the jugular
they told me on the other site if I just show then I win
filling caskets in the NBL is easy.. all you gotta do is put time in
ur skills are in question & against me credibility is on the line as well
I hate rats and this guys a snitch, its common knowledge time will tell
how you been on the site for like 50 battles and didnt make any noise
ur records like 17-38 is this Fetty Wapp or one of his Remy Boyz?
duece duece in my right pocket..22 in my left hand to spit in ya mouth
empty both of them shits..
I'm putting 2 and 2 together on ya face like I just figured it out


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H74HKQR1bRk



[Top Punches]
[Allen Knight]


1. Sn00p

^that's ironic. i mean idk if this kid reads news...
but the way u die here... seems like u're doing a BB impression this week too

2. Junto

Got a shank for your spleen, plus this spade that'll have your bowels shoveled
I could always shoot. But my gameplan's attack ur center like he's in early foul trouble

3. Allen Knight

im gangsta uzi aimed at ur skull, ur wack & a sleaze
im Trilby, ur just a bitch gettin his top blown off like a hat in a breeze

4. Cashius

Always talking bout cars and girls you DON'T have. That's real annoying, you queer
No wonder he's spreading Lysol over the place...his family been cleaning toilets for years

5. Orc

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags


6. Sharp

you look fuckin braindead. I'm the definition of the word nice
I heard of a thousand-yard stare but that glance could circle the world twice

7. Jilti

scrawny, needs glasses, looks drunk. that's not a haiku
i see a blind thats fucked up & outta shape, plus the one behind u


8. Neighbor

You be a dying afterthought.. leave you on dry ice if you gamble w/ me
Advanced Warfare guns - Borgata chip in his palm that'll end Nightlife in Atlantic City


9. Tic Tac

Ya style is reaaaaal hard to cop, you'll stomp the yard bro? Stop
Keep steppin & all you’ll see is 2 hands to the face….Movado watch


10. Fagstroyer

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd


Honorable Mentions


DaGGer.

they told me on the other site if I just show then I win
filling caskets in the NBL is easy.. all you gotta do is put time in

Cred.

So stop the fake shit. Ur girls a slut by nature n u hate it
Cuz that bitch be going around for no reason like a blank disc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUFc7k-4Qfk



[History Lesson: The History of Don Demarco]

As many of you are aware, the sounds of Don Demarco are an integral part of the battle rap, notably with Smack/URL. But did you know that those sounds have been there for major events throughout history? Here's some examples.


Present at MLK speech, circa 1960

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0mwe3QFPPg


As a Cameo in the 1979 film The Warriors

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOEsL5HzSpo


Adolph Hitler, 1933

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKe57GpGZ8s


Charlie Chaplin's Rebuttal in his 3rd Round against Hitler, 1940

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gijAdiYlWlw



If you're interested in learning more about the importance of Don Demarco throughout history, I encourage you to enrich yourselves here:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE-C6weVW-mgICuu8N7gH5Q/videos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzSR2l-I_Z0



[Interview with Junto]
[Interviewed By Sharp]


Alright I'm here with one of the surprises of the season thus far, Mr. Junto aka 'wait that's not jilit?'. What's good my man?

Coolin homie, good lookin on the pub. Junto Allah aka Junto the Genius aka Jun Jun the Goon just tryna get my name out here on these forums ya shmell me?

...no one's ever really called me those, just brainstorming. Everything's gucci though man thanks


For those of us that don't know you, what's your text history? Where'd you start, where were you active, and what brought you to netcees.co or .org?

Been around on & off since the early days. Idk who the genius was who first created text battling forums but I'd buy that guy a beer, and spit in it right in front of his face. I'm open about bein an alias though. Never bit lines or got ran off anywhere or MUFF'd out or any nonsense. I just decided comin back this time that havin a name & face next to my lines was no good - took notes on that Shmurda shit yahknow. Junto Fring.


Of the people you've seen battle lately who do you like? Who do you want to see get active again? And is there anyone you'd really like to battle?

I seen a few new names wit potential, that's good. You got Allen & Cash doin their thing, Neigh & Hush back in is a nice look. Orc been slippin lately but I'd like to see him get back on his shit cuz he's nasty at his B game even. If everyone here was inspired we got enough potential to be the third renaissance of text... or somethin. john hensley, Oneduh, Resin m-i-c, Butler, King Karaoke, Knux - any of them managed to find their way here that'd be dope


I noticed you're on RB as well. Is there anyone you'd like to see from there in this league, on top of the guys already over here?

Galactic / Tic Tac is hit or miss but he's had a few verses that impressed me. Barcotics a competitor, doesn't strike me as the faggot some make him out to be... clearly gets extra love at RB to make up for it though. PG & Greedy$ both had some bars


What changes would you like to see made to the NBL? Battling here in general? The entire site?

you & Al are runnin things the right way. I couldn't stand some of the shit that goes on over at RB, prolly won't be back there. Only stopped by cuz I thought this place was gone for good... it's Bags-infested body lives on and lookin solid now though


What text event would you like to see next? Pic league/swag and flow tourney/1-2 league revival/alias tourney/something else?

Alias tourney

...or a gimmick pic tourney. Like a world leaders or TV show host tournament, funny sports characters... or change it each round... Idk somethin new. & you can never go wrong adding pics


Thanks for doing this interview! I'll give you the last word to say whatever you want.

SHAHHHHPNESS. 'preciate it my dude. Shout out to everyone for votin on verses not names. Shout out to Des for quickly exposing that his whorish tendencies were flaring up again. Shout out cosmic holdin it down real nigga shit. Junto Uno. I'll be back soon hoes. pz33


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ohgE0cbgM



[Previews]
Allen]

Champ Match: Allen Knight 4-0 vs Sn00p 3-0
[Sharp]
Yooo I'm looking forward to this. These two battled before in one of NC.co's first big tourneys, back in the AOB days. I'm pretty sure Sn00p won that one but lately these two have been really consistent. Sn00p's doing grittier shit than I remember which I would normally expect from Allen so this match could have some Grindtime feel to it. I really don't know who to pick here cause both guys have been consistent lately. I think it'll come down to preference on a few bars but I'm expecting something close.
Too close: 50/50


Contender Match: Jilti 5-1 Vs Tic Tac 2-0

This will prolly be a good one only cuz tic is in it.
Jilti looks like an alien that was considered so ugly by his parents on mars they packed him in a rocket an timed a bomb on it, shot that bitch into the universe it blew up floated around for a week made its way to earth landed ina jonny on the spot in a landfill an survived...this nigga looks like an upside down yield sign, this nigga looks like everything is eye poppin to him..this nigga looks like rodger rabbit gettin choked out in a movie scene...this nigga looks like a human version of Jonny 5...this nigga looks like ace ventura wen he was pushin himself out the robot rhinos ass..ok on to his challenger, Tic is pretty good he can hang w/ the best of them, he beat jilti before so he can do it again, an prolly will. goodluck to both.
Winner=Tic 60/40


Fraze 2-0 Vs DaGGer 1-0

This could be a good one, dagger no show verse was good tbh some clever shit in there, i quoted some for top punches, he can be a threat, if he shows...havent seen him log on in a while. Fraze idk who is he hes pretty decent, he can lack concepts his wording is there. Seems like some rb head but w.e hopefully he shows up this week.
Winner= 50/50


Destroyer 1-0 Vs Neighbor 1-0

des is dumpster juice if u wanna re-live 2010 an see old neighbor flips an concepts then his verse is wat u want to read, it will be flipped w/ the worst played shit ever cuz this waste of air doesnt know how to be creative an think of new shit, he'll just use an old concept an try to flip it but he does it worse, this faggot wakes up every morning to his bowl of stale bud an cup of cheap coffee look in the mirror before he shaves his withered ol face that looks like hes been force feed hits from a crack pipe for 10 years an
think of an old concept then write it in his iphone that makes him feel young an can connect to the younger generation playing triva crack an w/e gay apps he has, before he trys to kiss his wife while leaving to his dirt job selling phones but she leans away in horror & disgust thinking why did i marry this piece of shit w/ breath like he ate out a corpse from the walking dead even after using mouth wash. dude is considered trash by his wife. u can just imagine the type of creepy gargoyle he his. Neighbor is dope an will win this easy, he could just post numbers & win.
Winner=Neighbor 1000000x10000/0timgrady'safaggot



Orc 1-2 Vs Eyespaz 1-1

Spaz had a week off cuz of a no show, hopefully he was writing that time cuz he'll need his best to beat orc tbh & i can tell orc is gonna be on a mission to turn his rec around, i dont think i seen him ever loss 2x in a row. but i honestly think he got robbed last week his verse was way better than des trash foreal..i hope he stays in an kills it an makes his way to battle for the title.
winner=Orc 70/30 eye not on orc's level....yet he can become a force in the future.



Cred 0-1 Vs Wanderer 1-2

This is gonna be a sleeper dope battle imo, if cred drops like he usually does an wanderer drops his best this could be a real good read. Both can be a lil inconsistent but hopefully they dont here.
this is a tough one to call.
Winner=Cred 60/40 i seen him drop some real shit on rb an wanderer still new here but he can make this close.


Murda Sho 0-0 Vs Dancake 0-0

Murdas dope, i had a good battle w/ him on rb. he was killin it there to. Dan wont show, even if he does
murda on a different level in battling right now.
Winner=Murda 75/25


Hush 0-0 Vs Killing Spree 1-1

This will be dope, its a pic battle seen the pics already an there loll. killing imo is good at pics i seen him battle on rb pics, hes elaveted alot since his days as beans here...hush is dope at pics some the best battles i read were his pic ones, he is funny an harsh good mix for a pic battle. this will be contender for BOTW. looking foward to this.
Winner=Hush 60/40, hes still on a different level then killing right now but it could be different idk anything can happen. goodluck to both.


Drencrom Muff 1-2 Vs Lotto Smirk 0-0

Muff has been drunk for like 5 days an typing an writing bars every where lol, he go concepts for days an his wording is getttin alot better. he just needs to sober up an write his verse not drunk lol but hes def in the top of league in threats to win the title. Lotto was good before he went mia, he most likely be really rusty tbh.
Winner=Muff 70/30, hes just been battling alot an got his style down.


Defiant 2-3 Vs Derogateded 0-0 Vs Tish Faco 0-0

Never heard of derogated, zelph prolly wont show or just drop a troll verse who kno's, hes not bad when he trys i seen some good bars on rb from him...Def is the favorite here, if he shows. he just needs to work on conssistency tbh an he'll be a threat in the league.
Winner=def 70/30


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RERYYEC2VSg



[Bad Bitches]


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[WTF'S]

WTF AT CHINX DRUGZ GETTIN MURDERED
WTF AT DES ROBBING ORC
WTF AT THE SITE GOING DOWN & ALMOST STARTING A RIOT
WTF AT NBL POPPIN AN ALL OF RB JUMPING SHIP
WTF AT THAT DIRTY BANANA SNIFFING MEXY HUSH MODDING A TORNEY
WTF AT RAZAH FEEDING OFF FRAZES VERSE IN A BATTLE
WTF AT FRAZE SAYING HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT TEXT BATTLES BUT MAKING A HATE VOTE THREAD AN COMPLAINING
WTF AT THE ROCKETS COMING BACK AN WINNING THE SERIES VS CLIPPERS


[Outro]

For real, thanks for keeping the league going guys. When we say NBL is the best text league on the net we know that's partially due to modding but that so much is the talent we have going on here. Let's keep this going.

Destroyer
05-20-2015, 04:47 AM
lmfao
epic mag bros

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 04:50 AM
I really appreciated the din demarco segment since i been gettin airhorns all wk from u niggas verses lol

Everybody on they url shit n it's great lol

The lines are more epic..ppl are sayn more w/"less

Greed n junto are prime examples

Sharp
05-20-2015, 05:37 AM
jilti 5-1 Allen Knight Sn00p
Sharp 3-2 fraze 2-0 Tic Tac 2-0 Defiant 2-3 Destroyer 1-0 Neighbor 1-0 DaGGer 1-0 Killing Spree 1-1 Razah 1-1 eyespaz 1-1 Burd 1-2 Wanderer 1-2 Cred aka Nightmare 0-1 Lotto Smirk 0-0 Dancake 0-0 murda sho 0-0 DerogatedD 0-0 Tish Faco 0-0

Tic
05-20-2015, 05:39 AM
Fire mag as always. Lolol at some of the shit. Props Junto for doing the interview. Glad some vets are getting back into it.

And big props to Allen Knight and Sharp for week in and week out coming up with dope mags and running this tourney flawlessly.

jilti
05-20-2015, 07:19 AM
Shouts to Sharp for doing this mag single handedly

Junto
05-20-2015, 07:26 AM
haha yo Sharp don't put words in my mouth you shyster
but word... Kar should join again too if he's lurkin
Lil Muffin tough name homie. I'll fuckin prime example you.
didn't even understand at least 2 of my bars in ur drug induced psychosis. Fuckin fiend.

nice win though Sn00p that BB flip back... good shit

iSpaz
05-20-2015, 08:00 AM
word dope mag

Orc
05-20-2015, 09:27 AM
Dope shit. Yeah I haven't lost twice in a row in years ha. Fuck it though I'm here to compete. Just gotta put some effort in and stop coastin

El Muffin
05-20-2015, 10:33 AM
Lol junto talm mad shit like 1st time Ima body him again


Cept this time it's gon be nc ur undefeated @ b4 losing to ME
.
lol but ull see all thus eventually

Lol

8===D~~~~(}:
05-20-2015, 12:14 PM
Cool mag and I shall show lol

Kill Spree
05-20-2015, 02:05 PM
Dope mag guys

Sn00p
05-20-2015, 03:54 PM
dope mag. as usual. holy fk at ur consistency w/ these. this league is in an awesome state, esp given the age of txt we're in. and that's due to ur modding & mags. mad props Allen Knight Sharp

& Junto, nice battle, man. attack ur center was dope & room and board was jokes forreal

Cred
05-20-2015, 04:39 PM
Dope mag my nigz. Shit was a nice read for sure. Props.

Hush
05-20-2015, 09:56 PM
You the mag god b

don demarco section was legendary

Chaplin rebuttle the shit outa Hitler, 3-0'd that niggka tbh

Neighbor
05-21-2015, 12:18 AM
Dope mag

Great work
Sharp Allen Knight

fraze
05-21-2015, 02:52 PM
Nice mag doe.

FTR, I was mostly complaining about faggotry, not the outcome of the battle. I could give a shit about text, but I do care about respect.

El Muffin
05-21-2015, 11:42 PM
I got the fucking finals up ready



Waiting


SWALLIOw THE PILLL


Or illunatic will make u take it by force