this parody account is ridiculous

[uh-oh]

https://twitter.com/FakeElectronica

"They call me Jay Elec chloroform, Jay Elec Aura Storm.
Jay Elec fedora with tyrannosaurus Taurus horns."

nothing but BARS

[Vulgar]

lolled at some of these. Subscribed.

[~RustyGunZ~]

They call me Jay Elec thermostat, Jay Elec circus act.
Jay Elec the Pharaoh of the tarot cards and turtle facts.

lmao

[fraze]

They call me Jay Elec gasoline, Jay Elec Tatooine.
Jay Elec the Abercrombie Abu Dhabi ***tus king.

Bars.

[Hush]

I handcuffed the preacher, pulled the sword up out the stone.
Put the sand behind the levees in the orchard of the gnomes.

Lmao

This nigga would champ every topical tourney ever

[fraze]

Anybody down for a Jay Electronica battle?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Anybody down for a Jay Electronica battle?

Yes

[oats]

Anybody down for a Jay Electronica battle?

this is a golden idea

[Split Eight]

awesome haha

[Geno]

Fire

[Sharp]

Anybody down for a Jay Electronica battle?

I'm going to work this into a league this summer. 1-2 or otherwise

[Wise Wiggles]

They call me Jay Elec honey bear, Jay Elec love affair.
Jay Elec the mummy, puttin Gumby in the Tupperware

dude go full rahtard lol

[Ghost1]

Lmao I read them all. Fuckin dope.

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern Frisbee toss, David Stern shish-kabob.
David Stern the licker of the sphincter in your sister's twat.

[Ghost1]

They call me bagatron lightning rod bagatron diamond god
Bagatron the titan of the pirates in the bible shop

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern jalapeno, David Stern Janet Reno
David Stern the baddest since Aladdin in Iraqi steeples

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern Savanna nights, David stern Miranda rights.
David Stern with Vanna White, higher than veranda heights.

[Ghost1]

They call me bagatron turtle rider bagatron purple tiger
Bagatron the eagle in a speedo next to ursa minor

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern money loan, David Stern honey comb.
David Stern the bloody, punching bunnies in the funny bone.

[Batty]

They call me batty- In a Batman mask with glasses and I can see your eyes
I'm the typa guy to go out @ night & bicyclekick Detour off of Detour ' s bike

[big baby]

wow batty sucked thx lmao

bb wan try lmao!

dey call me bb in a bb mustachio bb in abb mustachio
dey call me bb da bb in a bb in da bb mustachios lmao

[Ghost1]

They call me bagatron deadpool bagatron bed stool
Bagatron the lesson of the tension in the men's room

[big baby]

lmao i really gewd wow bb champ super gewd

lmao

dey call me bb da bb in a bb da bbers dey call me bb in justin biebrs
dey call me bb da bb mustachio, mustachai wtf idiyote i hate U bb in da bbiers lol

ha so easy i mad good aahaha

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern panda veil, David stern chamomile.
David Stern the answer like I’m Allen off the practice field.

[Batty]

dey call me bb in a bb mustachio bb in abb mustachio
dey call me bb da bb in a bb in da bb mustachios lmao


Fire.

[big baby]

dey call me bb with dancake fucking bag in buttTdey call me bb da booty butt
bb da bb in a poopy duck

lmaohahaa repped bb

[big baby]

thx batsatchio

[mayniuhh]

This is grape.

[uh-oh]

THEY CALL OF UHOH DA GOD OF MEN, UHOH DA OTTOMAN
UHOH DA MONSTA EATING PASTA WITH MY MOBSTER FRIENDS

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern the grape eater, David Stern the great leader.
David stern the rape-beater, fake Jeter, sicker than a hay fever.

[Batty]

They call me batty, aka Mark Carmichael fav actress: Katherine Hiegel
Sons of Anarchy style bloodied pussys -make biker chicks start cycles

[uh-oh]

THEY CALL ME UHOH THE MOCCASINS, UHOH TOBAGGAN WIND
UHOH THE HONORED FIGHTING LAVA UNDER CONTINENTS

[Batty]

They call me Roy, protect ur discussion board from text defenders
Wreck your kindred, but did I mention my uncles a registered sex offender?

[veritas]

They call V the Guardian, V will always win,
I pee in the street, then skeet in ya mominem.

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern the glorious one, David Stern pouring a rum.
David Stern drinking Formula One, forming a buzz in the former republic
Foreigners love it. The foam in my cup is overabundance

[david stern razor burns]

THEY CALL ME DAVID STERN THE MIGHTIEST RULER, DAVID STERN THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER.
DAVID STERN THE DYNASTY, TIGHTY WHITEY REMOVER FOR YOUR WIFEY’S AMUSEMENT.
uh-oh

[david stern razor burns]

.

[veritas]

They call veritas the entity, veritas your enemy,
Divine and inclined to redesign ya mind mentally.

[Destroyer]

call me destro the burly guy, destro the 'surely high'
destroyer the purveyor of your accidental curly fry

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern the evil talent, David Stern the eagle talon.
David Stern the lethal, leave you bleeding in a peaceful palace.

[Wise Wiggles]

They like Wise Wig peen grow barely Wise Wig single, Harry
Wise Wig eat out Aries in tree house shingle dingle berry

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern the lady fiend, David Stern make you queef
David stern the heinous, as I anal bead your favorite niece

[Wise Wiggles]

They say wise wig ate croutons, wise wig play cool songs
wise wig laid poop on a gay futon like grey poupon

[big baby]

bb gone at tags

[fraze]

They call me Jay Fraze Gabriel, Jay Fraze Ahaziel,
Fraze collosal gospel got apostles mobbin raising hell

[Wise Wiggles]

They say wise wig horrorscope. Wise wig whore's throat
Wise wig Morse code a sports coat of corpse choads

[Split Eight]

they call me Split Eight arugala, this fifth grade computer club
balled spit rains from the crew and our breath hits you like a quick spray of Ruger slugs

[Split Eight]

they call me Split Eight obamacare. Split Eight, the condom tear,
Split Eight the slalom through the moshpit in the bondage lair

[Split Eight]

they call me Split Eight the hipster fuck. Split Eight McFisticuffs
Split Eighths in discos with some bimbos in a nigger tux

[Chill Phil]

They call me, GET YOUR OWN FUCKNG GIMMICK

[Chill Phil]

they call me Split Eight the hipster fuck. Split Eight McFisticuffs
Split Eighths in discos with some bimbos in a nigger tux

Lmaoooooo

[Batty]

They call me batty comma Roy, you don't want no drama boy
I don't even want to rhyme a manpoem I want to use an IP search to track your house down and slowly poison your food daily, all those moments lost like tears in rain.

[Batty]

They call me batty, aka just kidding about the IP search thing.
Bros.

[Fart]

they call me Artimus laser nuts, Artimus made for butts
Artimus the savior stickin razors in your paper cuts

[Chyeahhh!!!]

dead

[Chyeahhh!!!]

real talk though, son married into the Rothschild fortune and his bars are full of esoteric references now

[uh-oh]

THEY CALL ME UHOH THE VETERAN UHOH THE BEDOUIN
UHOH DA BEST WITH THE SEDATIVES NO MEDICINE

I TAKE EM TO GET HIGH

THEY CALL ME UHOH THE SENTIENT UHOH THE HEAVENSENT
UHOH THE BETTERMENT OF GENLTEMEN IS NEGLIGENT

FUCK A NICE GUY

THEY CALL ME UHOH THE PEASANT KID, UHOH THE REPPIN-EST
UHOH YOUR WEAPONS ONLY EVER AT YOUR RESIDENCE

WE OUTSIDE NIGGA

[Split Eight]

They call me Split Eight the cocoa puff, Split Eight on robotuss,
Split Eight just opened up a fifth of Makers in the Stouffer's truck

[Split Eight]

THEY CALL ME SPLIT EIGHT FROM RIVERDANCE. SPLIT EIGHT'S A BITTER MAN
SPLIT EIGHT THE DRINKER EVER SINCE HIS DINNER BAKED INTO THE PAN

[Witty]

THEY CALL ME WITTY THE LEPRECHAUN, WITTY THE LEOPARD'S SPAWN
WITTY THE JESTER WITH UNCLE FESTER ON SYLVESTER'S LAWN

[Vulgar]

They call me Vulg electrolysis, Vulg connect opulence
Vulg a deck ya populace if it ain't designed by lawfulness

[Witty]

THEY CALL ME WITTY THE TROJAN HORSE, WITTY THE POTENT FORCE
WITTY THE CHOSEN, GIDDY AND POSIN' WHILE CHOKING WHORES

[Vulgar]

Vulg a straight moniker, Vulg a tape polisher
Vulg'll paint garlic on your Comic Con harmonicas

[Witty]

This is stupidly addictive lol

[Vulgar]

They call it stupidly addictive, lunacy vindictive
Stab your groupies, i got the baddest rubies in the business

[El Muffin]

They call me muff necronomicon, Muff I get my frolick on
Pungent in a frock my Cock flash coz i went to comicCOn

O sorry vulg. Dint seedat

Idunohow2doit

Leme read agen

[Fig]

THEY CALL ME FIG THE LITTLE NIPPLE GUY
FIG RIPPLING BIMBO THIGHS.
FIG CRIPPLING LITTLE KIDS AND DIDDLING THEIR INNER THIGHS

[Fart]

They call me Artemis Fridays, Artemis sideways
Artemis gouging eyes with the Five Guys fry trays

[El Muffin]

You named urself after a bitch,god?

[Fart]

They call me Artemis bitch god, Artemis lynch mob
Artemis fashioned with a Marilyn Mansion rib job

[fraze]

Call me Jay Fraze the paradox, Jay Fraze the terror plot,
Fraze in sandals like the Nazarene but I'm wearin socks

[PancakeBrah]

They call me PancakeBrah the standard copy, PancakeBrah the can of coffee
PancakeBrah the comma proofing the karma sutra grammar nazi

[Wise Wiggles]

They say Wise Wig the dream catcher. Wise Wig the pee splasher
Wise Wig the green lantern, jeans/sandals peen fapper

[david stern razor burns]

THEY CALL ME DAVID STERN RAZOR TOOTH, DAVID STERN 80 PROOF.
DAVID STERN THE CRAZY, HITTIN' LADIES: CALL IT DAISY DUKES.

[Fart]

let me know when this is a league

[big baby]

they call me bb da bb mustachios bb da bb pistachios
bb da bb lustafhios drinking bb da bb mustachios

[david stern razor burns]

THEY CALL ME DAVID STERN LASER BEAM, DAVID STERN KEROSENE.
DAVID STERN THE SHAVING CREAM ON THE FACE OF DAVID CARRADINE.

[UnbornBuddha]

They call me unborn the neurotransmitter, unborn the subhuman masked fellow
Unborn the cuckoo soufflé man eater, soon to devour a sumo transgender

[veritas]

They call me V the alien war lord, V the heavenly born sword
V the cubes core in a 4 door accord horde.

[Wise Wiggles]

Call me wise wigs the agate finder. Wise wigs the casket signer
wise wigs the candle lighter, using acid geysers as pacifiers

[fraze]

I'm that sol fraze olajuwon, sol fraze the cosmic storm,
particle collider rhymer, spit saliva hydrogen bomb,
cruising slow abusing foes with that cold fusion flow,
shock ya cause i Gotye like somebody that I used to know

[Certain]

They call me Jay Elec sickle man, Jay Elec cripple hand.
Jay Elec the Riddler of a Nicaraguan fiddle band.

[david stern razor burns]

THEY CALL ME DAVID STERN PIGEON COOP, DAVID STERN CHICKEN SOUP.
DAVID STERN THE VICIOUS, THROWIN SCISSORS AT A NINCOMPOOP.

[DonaldSterlingMommasHerpe]

"They call me Jay Elec Farrakahn, Jay Elec marathon.
Jay Elec Barry Bonds' hydrologic fairy wand."

[Pharaohs Army]

they call me "pharaohs army",poser- m not an AoTp Poser!
jus hav the Illest Openers Nsome fairly cheesy closers.

[DonaldSterlingMommasHerpe]

They call me Donald sterl recycle bin, Donald sterl the knife syringe.
Donald sterl the nicest, catching Isis with my spidey sense.

[El Muffin]

call me destro the burly guy, destro the 'surely high'
destroyer the purveyor of your accidental curly fry

This was dope lol

No lie

[El Muffin]

They call me Jay Elec Adderal. Jay Elec Jabber jaw
Jay elec bags sad his lil girl never gives dad a call

[El Muffin]

They call me Jay Elec the Pubic Hair. Jay Elec the Stupid Stare
Jay elec Confusing Cupid Coz I'm ruthless during truth or dare

Iono lol

[El Muffin]

they call me Jay Elec Scrotum Sack. Jay Elec Norditrac
Jay Elec Orgy Worthy Of Glory on A Corgis Back

Lmao wtf this is fun!

[El Muffin]

They call me Jay Elec Stanley Kubrick. Jay Elec Manly Hubris
Jay Elec chicken patties for Caddies on my Daddys Tour Bus

[El Muffin]

I keep coming back to this thread lol

[fraze]

They call me Jay Fraze, the thunder lord. Keep a hammer. Fuck a sword.
Keep a pen, bottle of hen, sativa strains on lvl 4... plus skills i robbed the devil for

[El Muffin]

..

that's not the template but ok

Do u fam lol

Edit: nm u did it right b4. Apologies

[...the Nagger]

real talk though, son married into the Rothschild fortune and his bars are full of esoteric references now

She been left that nigga they not together no more

[El Muffin]

Ooo David stern killed it itt too I see

The mighty ruler shit was dopr af

[El Muffin]

They call me Jay Elec cattle prod. Jay Elec the Battle Bot
Jay Elec estatic vagabond n a can of Apple Sauce

Ok that sux

I'm out

[Diode]

They call me batty- In a Batman mask with glasses and I can see your eyes
I'm the typa guy to go out @ night & bicyclekick Detour off of Detour ' s bike

repped

[dull boy]

They call me Jay Elec on battle fields, Jay elected captain still.
Jay Elec halving pills with Jack & Jill in the bat mobile.

[Mr. J]

They call me Jay Elec emporium, carpenter man Jay Elec floorin' em
with a mag out ready for blood splatter Jay Elec Fangoria..

[Mr. J]

They call me Jay Elec candle jar, Jay Elec sample bars
smell that? I turn ya girl into Jay Elec handle bars

[Mr. J]

They call me Jay Elec medical source, Jay Elec incredible form
Jay Elec topical cream all on your Jay Elec genital sores

[Mr. J]

They call me Jay Elec 'boy is tough', Jay Elec roided up
I'll help you get that shit outta here with a Jay Elec toilet brush

[Mr. J]

They call me Jay Elec Libra Scale, Jay Elec zebra tail
no judgement if you prey, Jay Elec in a cheap hotel

[Mr. J]

They call me Jay Elec burrito wrap, Jay Elec on beano caps
You getting gassed or shitted that's Jay Elec's Casino craps

[Mr. J]

They call me Ja Elec martian limb, Jay Elec thesaurus gym
They can't understand what you write with Jay Elec Parkinson's

[Mr. J]

They call me Jay Elec master plan, Jay Elec Amsterdam
a red light to make you run it, Jay Elec Hamster man

[Witty]

They call me Jay Elec Camera Guy, Jay Elec Battle Cry
Jay Elec samples got 'em jammin' like it's hammer time

[Ghost1]

They call me bagatron hammer throw bagatron phantom flow
Bagatron the mastadon leave ur handsome mom a ransom note.

[Witty]

They call me Witty the Fox lover, Witty the box cutter
Witty and The Rock wearing Crocs cuz it's a hot summer.

[Trag.]

They call me tragic around the beef, tragic when.ur sound asleep
Tragic the faggot bitch tuckin junk under toilet rims when sittin down to pee

[El Muffin]

Muff the Incapicator . Muff the Aggrivator
Muff impatiently masturbating w/ cups of Activator.

[Mr. J]

Jay Elec Magic arm, Jay Elec Wrath of Khan
Jay Elec package bomb Jay Elec pass it.......KHHHAAAAANNNNNNN

[El Muffin]

Muff. the Syllable Rhymer. Muff. Not Really Vagina
Muff. Just a Crust of Nut Stuffed in MIlli Vanilli's Recliner

[Mr. J]

They call me Jay Elec cannister Jay Elec manager
Jay Elec massacre banisters manhandling Jay Elec charictures

[david stern razor burns]

They call me David Stern pilot crash, David Stern seismograph.
David Stern the iris behind the eyelet of a pirate patch.