PRE-TOURNAMENT MAGAZINE MANIFESTO

[Vulgar]

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[~RustyGunZ~]

Hamburger helper?

What are you tryna say, slick?

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Thanks for the mag good shit

[Pent uP]

Holy shit that was quick and amazing

[Sharp]

I didn't sign up for this lol Vulgar

But props on the mag

[Fig]

Fuck yeah Vulgar, you're so sexy

[Certain]

Thanks, Vulgar.

[sral]

Ahahhahaha I figured this was due Monday, been on my writing grizzly already

this should be awesome!

[Split Eight]

Holy shit that was quick and amazing

That's what's she said

[Fig]

That's what's she said

She lies


for the sake of your self esteem

That's a good bitch

[Zen]

Vulgar, you're the man.

[fraze]

Props vulg. Dope mag and executed with the speed of hermes

[Inno]

Didnt see this when i checked in

Dope mag nanners

[Hush]

Damn came for the swans burg stood for the rest


Gluck w this

[uh-oh]

good shit

[dead man]

Vulgar, you're the man.

[mayniuhh]

Thank you for including me. Thank you for this. I'm looking forward to seeing all kinds of wild shit. The handicap that's inherent is unlike any I've ever experienced.

[Razah]

cool shit. haven't done anything like this in forever either.

looking forward to it.

[Soulstice]

love it

[UnbornBuddha]

Highly entertaining, and hopefully zygote comes back.

[big baby]

I guess vulgars abstract fgt ass doesn't like to put dates

[Fig]

bb ur fuckin dum

[Certain]

Highly entertaining, and hopefully zygote comes back.

He's dead. I got a call from his father recently letting me know.

[Sharp]

He's dead. I got a call from his father recently letting me know.

you might be the most deadpan poster in netcees history. somehow over pure voiceless text you pulled it off. props for the achievement but please dont fuck with me right now certain

seriously?

[Certain]

Yeah, his parents thought it was important to make sure the topical administrator at his second-favorite text rap website knew. I sent flowers on Netcees' behalf. Diode, can I expense that?

[UnbornBuddha]

Zygote is an immortal machine, he cannot perish, only transfer data to another motherboard

[Vulgar]

Zygote is an immortal machine, he cannot perish, only transfer data to another motherboard

[Clutbuck]

damn certain got me right in the feels for a second just now :(

[Wise Wiggles]

You're a savage Vulgar. This was awesome.

[Sharp]

zy esoteric enough where I'd believe NC made it into his suicide note

and I was drunk enough to think that

[Vulgar]

The next magazine will have a section dedicated to Zygote, and why he can't possibly be deceased, featuring a foreword by IBM Watson who can testify to his whereabouts.

[Zen]

Last I checked, he hadn't played chess in like eight months. He's definitely dead.

[Geno]

very, very odd

[Mr. J]

Zyg came to me in a dream and told me to take Geno's Fritos

[Geno]

He would.

[big baby]

I talk to zyg regularly. He likes only good writers, that write goodly I guess.

[big baby]

I didn't tell him the new site because you're all wack as fuck.

[PancakeBrah]

Hell hath no fury like a bb scorned.

[Geno]

Good to write for a purpose again. Not sure whats goos with you Pent uP ..but ive written two verses already.. ones a throw away and really just would have been a bad showing. So i threw it in om just because. But my second one is complete. And im ready to post when you are. I went 34 or 36. Lets keep it trim.

[Pent uP]

Good to write for a purpose again. Not sure whats goos with you Pent uP ..but ive written two verses already.. ones a throw away and really just would have been a bad showing. So i threw it in om just because. But my second one is complete. And im ready to post when you are. I went 34 or 36. Lets keep it trim.

expect mine by midnight pst

[Clutbuck]

first battle up

grats guys

[Geno]

Cool. Good shit old friend Pent uP.
Good luck bro.. let the voting commence, i suppose.

Side note:
Looking forward to quite a few of these battles. a few names i recognize. Also a few i dont which raises curiosity as to what the competition will be like. Nice to be back.
See you all in the threads. 1

[Pent uP]

Genocide Vulgar

there's three editions I made after I posted that were deleted in the crash. Is it ok if I make them again? I'm only asking because someones voted.

[Vulgar]

Yes, no problem. Verses are still due by tonight though.

Make sure you guys save your verses because NC's has proven to be unpredictable.

[Vulgar]

Yes, no problem. Verses are still due by tonight though.

Make sure you guys save your verses because NC's has proven to be unpredictable.

[Clutbuck]

ext I'm guessing since the site men in blacked the last 24 hours?

[Vulgar]

ext I'm guessing since the site men in blacked the last 24 hours?

Yes, pretty much. Try to confirm with your opponents though, at the same time.


Beautiful concoctions due tonight (or tomorrow with extension) Sn00p timeless Fig Mike Wrecka Knucklehead Rakontur Certain Dancake Razah Zelphish Innovator Plot mayniuhh Witty Dr Dog CopyPat neutral Frank fraze Zen Wise Wiggles

Thanks guys.

[Razah]

I'm about to post.

There's no sign out thread??

I thought I'd have more time with this being due Sundays but damn, it's hard to find some time to just chill.

[Vulgar]

If you want out after this week, let me know. It's a tournament, so I didn't intend on starting a sign in/sign out thread.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

wow i posted my verse and now its not there and i dont have it saved anywhere

50 muh fuckin lines bra lol..

[Vulgar]

After this week, verses will be due Monday night, and extensions will be until Tuesday evening.

[Clutbuck]

vulgar lemme know if you want MMLP as a replacement

I can get him to write/post on short notice

[Vulgar]

vulgar lemme know if you want MMLP as a replacement

I can get him to write/post on short notice

Yes, thank you Lars. Can he fill in vs. CopyPat?

My bad for answering you this late in the week. I had faith in my fellow NCG's to show.

[Geno]

wow i posted my verse and now its not there and i dont have it saved anywhere

50 muh fuckin lines bra lol..

Smh. So fucked up

[Clutbuck]

just text him now to check in

if it's an issue for anyone, we won't vote on each other's battles

[Mr. J]

so we just aren't voting?

[Razah]

If you want out after this week, let me know. It's a tournament, so I didn't intend on starting a sign in/sign out thread.

I thought this was a league, my bad. Lol

Word, I'm @ work, I'll try to get some votes in later.

[PancakeBrah]

I wrote two different verses and didn't like them so I just no showed. I'm a douchebag.

[Soulstice]

Is there a bracket or will we be rejecting deterministic societal constructs in the name of martyrdom?

[Vulgar]

Lol, brackets there are.

[Mr. J]

Voters there are none

[El Muffin]

Highly entertaining, and hopefully zygote comes back.

Iono why

But I skimmed this

Then saw Dr dogs description "drinker of waters turquoise n resplendent " n I damn near died lol

Yall have fun w/ this

Looks like a good time

[Clutbuck]

I wrote two different verses and didn't like them so I just no showed. I'm a douchebag.

that's pretty shitty man, you're like his fucking idol

[Woke]

Maxed out. That Mr. J Unborn Buddha battle was a beast, both equally dope

Will try and drop more votes with free time tomorrow

[Geno]

eyo.. does my L to PentuP take me out of the tournament? not sure how that works? cause i think i have a good idea why i lost so heavily. just wondering if i get a chance to learn from this week?

[Clutbuck]

I'm not sure but I'd imagine there will be slots for some who showed seeing as so many haven't bothered?

you could prob be allowed to advance without great disruption

[Certain]

I should be able to vote tonight.

[Geno]

I'm not sure but I'd imagine there will be slots for some who showed seeing as so many haven't bothered?

you could prob be allowed to advance without great disruption

true shit. Vulgar..
let it be known.. id like to advance even if to fill someones slot or whatever
lemme know suntin

[Geno]

dropped a few feedback joints on no shows. i know i didnt go into much detail or anything -sorry for that guys. i promise ill make it for it next round and deliver solid feedback on battles. even no shows if that should become a problem again. the no shows are really abundant and thats sad. oh well

[Vulgar]

Definitely. If you showed, I will advance you if you want to continue.

[Geno]

Cool.
Ya man. I think i realised what my biggest mistake was this week. So im gonna cash in next week and get retarded with it

[Zen]

Vulgar, Geno can have my spot. I legitimately have no time. Just moved and started two new jobs so I'm lucky to find the time to get on here anymore.

[Soulstice]

double elim?

[Certain]

double elim?

God, no.

[Soulstice]

Triple then. Certain so wise

[big baby]

if you get bodied you shouldn't be allowed to advance again

[Geno]

Magazine
Mag
A
Zine
Mag
A
Zine
Magazine

Thats everyone chanting

[Geno]

Ah well
He advanced me, and i got bodied.
Would have been comfortable had he not advanced also.. but hey..

Who you know producing verses as quick as i?
Totally random.. but ya. I be jotting shit boiiii

To be honest.. im not sure if the lesson learned even changed anything.. cause once again.. its pretty typical, dark geno shit. But whatevs. Im having fun writing again

[Mr. J]

You might be fast but idk

[UnbornBuddha]

Good luck to all those remaining. I'll do my best to vote. Also, I noticed that Copypat wasn't advanced forward, although he won?

[Mr. J]

Seeing Zen leave makes me not want to be here now

[CopyPat]

Round 2 bro's??
Vulgar

[UnbornBuddha]

If, no one else steps forward to face Copypat, I will face him. It will be fitting, seeing our match at AOWL never was properly decided upon.

[CopyPat]

^this seems agreeable

[Mr. J]

Ima make it rain on these ho's though...

[Vulgar]

Aww shyt. My bad Copy. I'll set up a battle with you and Buddha later today, asap.

[big baby]

Ah well
He advanced me, and i got bodied.
Would have been comfortable had he not advanced also.. but hey..

Who you know producing verses as quick as i?
Totally random.. but ya. I be jotting shit boiiii

To be honest.. im not sure if the lesson learned even changed anything.. cause once again.. its pretty typical, dark geno shit. But whatevs. Im having fun writing again

me. but faster. and they're HOF pieces everytime
I do.

[Clutbuck]

sites been down

what happens now, due dates getting pushed back or staying the same? Vulgar

[Vulgar]

Verses due by Friday night.

CopyPat fraze Ullr Veritas the invincible UnbornBuddha Genocide Pent uP Soulstice Certain Mr. J Razah dead man mayniuhh big baby

[Mr. J]

Yea if they have two weeks I'm sure everyone will show






/sarcasm

[Clutbuck]

Friday?

[Vulgar]

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[Geno]

Excuse, ,excuses

[Mr. J]

haha

but seriously when do I get my trophy
this is the longest competition ever

[Witty]

haha

but seriously when do I get my trophy
this is the longest competition ever

You'll get your second place trophy roughly about the same time I get my first place trophy.

[Vulgar]

You'll get your second place trophy roughly about the same time I get my first place trophy.

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[Mr. J]

Certain you got til' Friday bud


better make it worthwhile

[dead man]

i certainly don't think the site going down for 2 hours constitutes an extra 24 for this, but hey, if it increases our participant ratio, fuckit

Razah

let's get the drop on these fools. post up YO

[Witty]

I'm super glad Dr Dog no showed...I posted the bullshit I posted because I thought 'fuck it, this is an abstract writing tourney, I can't beat Split no matter what I do'

Had Split shown, he was my favourite to win this tournament, for me there is no better writer here when it comes to delving in to the abstract.

[dead man]

I'm super glad Dr Dog no showed...I posted the bullshit I posted because I thought 'fuck it, this is an abstract writing tourney, I can't beat Split no matter what I do'

Had Split shown, he was my favourite to win this tournament, for me there is no better writer here when it comes to delving in to the abstract.
to be honest, i felt the same about Fig because he's so fucking good when he actually tries.

which is like, never...but still

[Witty]

to be honest, i felt the same about Fig because he's so fucking good when he actually tries.

which is like, never...but still

Yeah fig too actually...i forgot about him as a writer because he's A FAGGOT WHO THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD TO SHARE HIS SUPER SPECIAL THOUGHTS THAT NONE OF US WOULD EVER COMPREHEND.

Fuck you fig, AND STOP BEING MEXICAN.

[Mr. J]

I would write something worthwhile but my penis gets in the way

[Razah]

i certainly don't think the site going down for 2 hours constitutes an extra 24 for this, but hey, if it increases our participant ratio, fuckit

Razah

let's get the drop on these fools. post up YO

Gotcha. Got a little bit of time before this Black hawks game.

[Razah]

just posted, cool verse bruh.

[Soulstice]

Mag me blazer

[Clutbuck]

my shits been wrote

where you at with yours Veritas the invincible ?

[Mr. J]

He's probably high on opium channeling the mind of his dead cat

[Clutbuck]

Vulgar my boy MMLP said he'll fill in again this round if needed lol

he's gone like 0-7 and doesnt really do this text ish but you've got to love his get up and go

he's hungry!

[Vulgar]

@MMPL

Good shit. I'll put you against Witty because I think big baby is going to no show.

[Mr. J]

He's got til Friday though Vulgar



where's the mag breh

[big baby]

@MMPL

Good shit. I'll put you against Witty because I think big baby is going to no show.

every1 wan FUK with bb


kk

[big baby]

dis idiyotr got balls. no show?

bish u no showed an ENTIRE MAG

fuck outta my office

[veritas]

my shits been wrote

where you at with yours Veritas the invincible ?

I am writing now. Can be ready within the hour.

[Vulgar]

dis idiyotr got balls. no show?

bish u no showed an ENTIRE MAG

fuck outta my office

lol dam

[dead man]

honestly Vulgar, are you planning on dong weekly mags?

i mean, i know they're time-consuming and shit. but you already know the deal..

[Vulgar]

Yes. Soon.

[mayniuhh]

I'm is wroted a verse on my phone, structure got all kinds of fucked up, but no excuses.

[Clutbuck]

I am writing now. Can be ready within the hour.

good work, V

posted first thing this morning before work

[veritas]

Gl bro

[Ullr]

I wasn't sure how I felt about the no line limit thing but tbh I had fun writing my verse this week and felt very free to write and just weave lines. I have a feeling you guys would enjoy my GMG series if you guys like longer verses. It's a Zombie Apocalypse story, I wrote the first 2 episodes over the course of a weekend and felt like writing, it turned out to be like ~36 handwritten pages of pure verse. :P

[big baby]

Yes. Soon.

when

when everybody's already demotivated ?


fucka suck

[Vulgar]

<3

[mayniuhh]

I am grateful.

[Mr. J]

I am grateful.

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