Bangbros trying to recruit me..lol

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Yeah one of their recruiters I guess added me on Facebook and keeps hitting me up trying to get me to shoot scenes talkin bout pay is anywhere from $500-2000, most likely the minimum of course. I initially told the guy I'm not interested because of my career path but damn what would yall do?

I'll post screenshots of convo if you lames don't believe.

People know my sex game is the truth I guess.

[Sharp]

how did you come into contact with this man?

[Ghost1]

Ur not a threadmaker. Stop this.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

He came into contact with me, randomly messaged me on fb then requested me as a friend, saw we had like 15 mutual friends so what the hell. Went from "how are you bro" to "you wanna make big money to get into bangbros?"

I'm still 50/50 whether he's legit or if he's just some gay motherfucker subliminally hitting on me

[Sharp]

LET THIS DEVELOP BAGS


any specifics of the job?

like you're straight up being offered the opportunity to Bang bros?

[8===D~~~~(}:]

LET THIS DEVELOP BAGS


any specifics of the job?

like you're straight up being offered the opportunity to Bang bros?

No sweetie there will be no bro banging, the dude specifically said bang hoes.

Fuck it Ima post screenshots

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Kind of sus

And I totally got those numbers wrong

And I guess he didn't specify females..lol

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/26D8B33B-55D9-49A2-84F1-243CAB0C2833_zpslddxs4gy.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/26D8B33B-55D9-49A2-84F1-243CAB0C2833_zpslddxs4gy.png.html)
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/9AD8F629-E632-43FD-9B6E-029F35C54D82_zpstpgfnvei.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/9AD8F629-E632-43FD-9B6E-029F35C54D82_zpstpgfnvei.png.html)
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/797847C7-9EAB-46E2-86D7-911D743828A8_zpsvfa3ra1c.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/797847C7-9EAB-46E2-86D7-911D743828A8_zpsvfa3ra1c.png.html)
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/B8FD46F7-317E-43BD-9E53-35A66CC498AB_zpsvv2mw0d1.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/B8FD46F7-317E-43BD-9E53-35A66CC498AB_zpsvv2mw0d1.png.html)
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/1478AF70-5FB7-40EF-B9B6-290391BCAE0D_zpsmbh0f22m.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/1478AF70-5FB7-40EF-B9B6-290391BCAE0D_zpsmbh0f22m.png.html)
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/E3EC4021-A9BA-427E-A10E-610411A79FA4_zpsr4bp4lvr.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/E3EC4021-A9BA-427E-A10E-610411A79FA4_zpsr4bp4lvr.png.html)

[Sharp]

Solo videos?


Zelph listen to me very carefully I need you to run this to the point where he asks for a video of yourself jerking off at which point you turn it over to Bags and/or big baby

[Split Eight]

that dude is hella gay

hey um so idk you but I'm looking for hot guys to do sex stuff with girls or like jerk off in a private Skype chat with me, that sound interesting? Pay is 800-5700, 800 is the figure i usually quote to cold-called randoms who I contact with my fake gay facebook, 5700 is the made up number I use for boytoy buttsluts who might let me stuff 24x cocks in them at once

btw on an unrelated note this amateur pornstar/ semipro opiate hobbyist has been asking bout you, think she likes you likes you hehe idk tho maybe you should send her your dick spooging onto a picture of Ricky Martin onto this KIK username xXJesusCesarFBCumArtistXx

just weird how much she talks about your man muscles when we hang out IRL hehe

[Split Eight]

Elias Gonzalez FB Career description:

has worked at BANGBROS: STRAIGHT MALE COCKVAGINA DEPARTMENT 1996-2016

[8===D~~~~(}:]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/0C2820D2-A881-4EC3-BBE2-1DFCDC7300F5_zpstckwzlxd.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/0C2820D2-A881-4EC3-BBE2-1DFCDC7300F5_zpstckwzlxd.png.html)


Yeah I'm done this nigga is gay but damn maybe I can get some pussy out of this? I'm trying hard not to curse him out for basically offering to give me dome.


What else should I ask? Quick

[Split Eight]

you should ask him if Bang Bros needs receipts to recompensate the His & His KY C-Block (Shower Mist Edition)

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Stand by. I'll report back with more in a few

[8===D~~~~(}:]

I had a feeling it was a fake pic actually I'm almost sure of it. I just wanna go further and see what it leads to. Suck a dick talking about some thread maker bullshit

[PancakeBrah]

You fell for the 2015 version of the Nigerian Prince E-Mail scam and bragged about it. lol.

"Hey this is BangBros want some money even though we don't know you?"

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Dancake in a way I think you're expressing your insecurities right now

I'm not bragging I think this is funny and thought I'd share it and see if you people would give me some input on shit to say or w.e lol

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Dead @ Nigerian prince tho

[Vulgar]

So this is how humanity ends.

[Zen]

don't listen to these guys. take the offer from bangbros to make ends meat.

[Chill Phil]

The only thing legit about the screenshots is the fact that you need to charge your phone.


Obv weird rape scam is obv

[Strikta]

That nigga gay as a fuck.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Yeah nah it got much weirder I blocked his ass

[Sharp]

Yeah nah it got much weirder I blocked his ass

Elaborate please?

[Certain]

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[8===D~~~~(}:]

Success is certain

And he just started proposing I chill with him and his porn boys that he'll suck us off then bring some hoes for us to run trains on etc Etc way too sus bra no Nigerian prince

[Batty]

Give that dude an invite to here.

Just wait till he meets Gloss tho.

Ohhhhhh shit.

[uh-oh]

yea he seems pretty gay bro

you are in miami tho

id do one of them bangbros tho, FUCKTEAMFIVE, where they pretend to find random dudes on the street and blow/fuck them.

FUCK IT

i got a nice HOG and that way its a one and done, since its under the illusion that they didnt know these guys, when in reality you know they gotta drug test them and have them sign shit etc

but yea i'm a peasant tho with a bald head and beard like a sunni muslim. my days of quality pussy are behind me. unless i move to a bigger city with better backpage ho's lol.

you seem to get quality pussy without porn. so i can see why you'd turn it down

[Strikta]

The boy uh-oh a straight up savage. Lol

[Split Eight]

id do one of them bangbros tho, FUCKTEAMFIVE, where they pretend to find random dudes on the street and blow/fuck them.


Repped

[big baby]

http://i.imgur.com/3Ej5ezE.png

[big baby]

http://i.imgur.com/a5OrFQT.jpg

haha i get commission

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Lmfaooooooooooo doneeeee big baby

[Ghost1]

Fuckin deaded@jauqin penis cuz ur deformed


Lmaooaooooaoala

[8===D~~~~(}:]

uh-oh Dr Dog Batty big baby Bags

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/D1260D41-846E-4CDF-9C74-C2D400A83335_zpsauvtp1ve.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/D1260D41-846E-4CDF-9C74-C2D400A83335_zpsauvtp1ve.png.html)


Daaaaamn I'm done this guy is on some shit

[Batty]

^gone


You gotta keep this going, there is zero reason to stop at this point. It must be seen thru to a completely poetic or ironic end.

It can't just end like the 50 Shades movie did.

[Hush]

Tell Jennifer hmu

[8===D~~~~(}:]

^gone


You gotta keep this going, there is zero reason to stop at this point. It must be seen thru to a completely poetic or ironic end.

It can't just end like the 50 Shades movie did.

Bra tel me what to say lol

[Diode]

Solo videos?


Zelph listen to me very carefully I need you to run this to the point where he asks for a video of yourself jerking off at which point you turn it over to Bags and/or big baby

SEND HIM THE VIDEO OF LAMA BEATING OFF FOR REBORN WHO WAS REALLY NAPALM ON HER ACCOUNT

[Sharp]

Talk to her

[veritas]

obv snuff films or nothing play is obv

[Inno]

uh-oh Dr Dog Batty big baby Bags

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/D1260D41-846E-4CDF-9C74-C2D400A83335_zpsauvtp1ve.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/D1260D41-846E-4CDF-9C74-C2D400A83335_zpsauvtp1ve.png.html)


Daaaaamn I'm done this guy is on some shit

bro. Have you met a broke gay guy in miami?

This could be life changing for you

[Batty]

Bra tel me what to say lol

There's a 95% chance that it is a dude that wants your cash and/or your starfish and has steps towards that endgame. You gotta make him think you are naive enough that it might just happen...

But yo, then there's that 5% that it's a chick. If that's the case, when you get there you gotta try to get her to send you a video where she shows her pussy and says "this pussy is for the G's at Netcees to fuck"

For now tho, yo... say something that makes you sound vulnerable and see what response you get. Prolly should say you and ya girl split and you ain't busted a nut in a minute plus you just work all the time.

Prolly bits of truth in there anyways tbh.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Lmao at starfish
Batty yo alright Ima see if I can get some pics or vids but it's definitely a fake account because the chick Elias showed me looks completely different than this chick and he said they're the same person so yeah lol

[8===D~~~~(}:]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/6FA22552-5017-4EAF-83A7-38E66FBC4FF2_zpsijyhfpj0.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/6FA22552-5017-4EAF-83A7-38E66FBC4FF2_zpsijyhfpj0.png.html)
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/C878A64B-AB13-4D24-8796-8F2383FA7857_zpsljhixbvj.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/C878A64B-AB13-4D24-8796-8F2383FA7857_zpsljhixbvj.png.html)
Batty Sharp Hush Bags big baby

[Sharp]

50 million?


do you think this is a game zelph

[PancakeBrah]

way to ruin it.

hand your facebook username/password to a professional for god's sake.

[Allen Knight]

http://i.imgur.com/3Ej5ezE.png

Fuckkin gone hahaha

[8===D~~~~(}:]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/FCC308C0-3B3D-467F-B217-4AF65B4364AE_zpswpmff7ec.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/FCC308C0-3B3D-467F-B217-4AF65B4364AE_zpswpmff7ec.png.html)
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/AA5E68D3-56AE-4ABC-830F-CCE29DDC886D_zpsnzsuxbr3.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/AA5E68D3-56AE-4ABC-830F-CCE29DDC886D_zpsnzsuxbr3.png.html)

[Diode]

this is fucking amateur hour

for fuck's sake, Malachi was better than this.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/58493303-017F-41E4-B442-809D1CE8A2CD_zpstxmbh0d7.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/58493303-017F-41E4-B442-809D1CE8A2CD_zpstxmbh0d7.png.html)

Dead @ the different hair colors

[Diode]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/58493303-017F-41E4-B442-809D1CE8A2CD_zpstxmbh0d7.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/58493303-017F-41E4-B442-809D1CE8A2CD_zpstxmbh0d7.png.html)

Dead @ the different hair colors

it's the lighting you fucking nitwit

eyebrows are the same

you need her to send you a pic with your name written on it or the date or something unique.

[Allen Knight]

Google image search them pics, itll tell u if there someone else's.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Diode this bitch/guy is talking straight business they want me to commit to this shit right now yo they want to meet up and access my features etc and see how I am with one of their girls.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Google image search them pics, itll tell u if there someone else's.

How do I google search an image? I can save the pics and post them here if you wanna do it

[Allen Knight]

How do I google search an image? I can save the pics and post them here if you wanna do it

Im on my phone, just go on google an go to images then click an drag a pic to the search link an itll come up

[Batty]

For fun, you could just reverse search those images @ Google and see what you get.

Tell them you will do videos, send the video with the white people dancing, tell them you love the camera.

Don't send dick pic tho, that will prolly sink you soon. Don't google "lars dick pic" and send them that either. Ask if Robranda can be fluffer, then send pic of Eddie.


You could always just tell them that you are on an upper lip donor list right now right behind Corey Feldman and you'll have your people contact their people down the road.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Allen Knight I'm on my phone too

Someone search these pics bra

[big baby]

bb here

[big baby]

Lol fucking noob faggot.

Listen up punk.


I'ma need you to click on the picture and show me a full size image. Thumbnails are often lost in the google search arena. I'll handle it from here. Tell her you're down for the sizing. Meet up with them. Or say that you are. Stop being a pussy. You gonna record a video with your arabian rent a girlfriend shaking her ass but you can't say yes to some fucking possible rapist? Fucking faggot.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/C8D76800-BAEB-4358-AB4E-E6A67494D818_zpszbusafq9.jpg (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/C8D76800-BAEB-4358-AB4E-E6A67494D818_zpszbusafq9.jpg.html)
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/740DA9E0-10CD-4C65-AD04-7F7269BAAB27_zpsxc14yv4k.jpg (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/740DA9E0-10CD-4C65-AD04-7F7269BAAB27_zpsxc14yv4k.jpg.html)

[El Muffin]

What happens if he goes n there is intended raping

Zelph will be able to detect it quickly, I would hope


Hmm..isolated..it's cold in here..where's the bitches?

That's when u should run

[big baby]

seems legit. continue.

[big baby]

muffin if you don't have anything funny/helpful to say please shut your raggedy nigger ass up, and watch from the sidelines as a NASA astronaut builds the rocketship. otherwise, get a dildo, go on indeed.com and get the fuck outta my site.

thx

[8===D~~~~(}:]

She said come to the back of the Miami subs there is a glory hole where she will suck me off but she doesn't want me to see her face...seems legit

[big baby]

She said come to the back of the Miami subs there is a glory hole where she will suck me off but she doesn't want me to see her face...seems legit

we're going to need screenshots of this otherwise bb just think you're lying.


Work with me. Screenshots. And from now on bb tell you what you say. Your 50 million fucking duggary bullshit is pissing me off and ruining it. In fact if this goes well enough you might get laid by a hot girl just cause. Trust me. Screenshots first though. You're doing well, champ.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

big baby

Going by the last text screenshot I posted, what do I say next

[big baby]

"You're basically reiterating what he said, haha. He mentioned the money, and that I'd be doing some videos if I'm interested. He said there'd be hot girls, and that he was looking for young, attractive men lol. Actually, now that I've thought about it. I think my answer is, yes. I'm interested. Where do we go from here?" Add a few lol's if you want but don't change it too much.

[Batty]

You Zelph, I did a reverse image search and it says there are no others found, so you should be good to go bro.

[dead man]

http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/library/?sort=3&page=1

[big baby]

http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/library/?sort=3&page=1

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/6BF3DC3D-E596-4A14-AE2E-AC25D19281D1_zpslti1fqed.jpg

jesus christ what is that condition called tbh?

[big baby]

http://i.imgur.com/lfYSeiV.png

[Chyeahhh!!!]

So this is how humanity ends.


who woulda thought

[Split Eight]

http://i.imgur.com/lfYSeiV.png

slaughtered Hahahahaha

Oh mylanta

[Split Eight]

Seems legit dude. Pictures didn't come up as reposts. We've all gotten a double blind suckjob before, it'd be gay if you hadn't by now tbh

Be the legend