View Full Version : Yall ever had an ex gf? (Or bf @fresh @barcotic)
8===D~~~~(}:
06-01-2015, 10:02 PM
That had THE BOMB pussy even better than the chick you're currently with? Like a chick who could throw it down like no other. The last chick I was with before my current I was with her for about 2 years and shit was gravy, left her for my current on some asshole type shit. But she hits me up from time to time and she's lookin as good as she was before if not better. She has a bf now but still hits me up, she wants to chill...if we chill you already know, cept I don't really wanna cheat on my chick with an ex I feel like it defeats the purpose.
I'll post pics if ya want.
What would you do?
uh-oh
06-01-2015, 10:40 PM
post pics
cuz the chick you got now is bad as fuck THO
Ghost1
06-01-2015, 10:43 PM
Yea but uh oh be fuckin 2 hunnid pound wierdos that eat dog food an smell like chalupas.
Sharp
06-01-2015, 10:47 PM
did you just try to @ two people who will never see this like we're rb?
El Muffin
06-01-2015, 10:48 PM
As opposed to 85 lb weirdos who wear neon highlights n smell like nacho bellgrande?
Gtfoh fgt
dead man
06-01-2015, 10:51 PM
Yes
Don't do it bro
Or do. Who cares anyway
uh-oh
06-01-2015, 10:54 PM
i've never bagged a 200lber
probably not at least. i've never asked their weight tho. and they are mostly short so i think that helps
weight equals mass times height divided by booze
Ghost1
06-01-2015, 10:57 PM
As opposed to 85 lb weirdos who wear neon highlights n smell like nacho bellgrande?
Gtfoh fgt
Today the day muff finally posts a pic of himself with a living female human being?
Or he just gonna choke on those frail words after having already Co signed that bitch was nice AND said he'd beat AND tried to give me props.
U are a lonely confused stupid little nigger muff. Shame on u.
8===D~~~~(}:
06-01-2015, 11:02 PM
FIFA 15
Ghost1
06-01-2015, 11:05 PM
U lonely too.
One thread a week please.
Restrain urself.
Ur on every social media x9 an still on here updating about ur fb an imgr news
Stfu leather face
8===D~~~~(}:
06-01-2015, 11:08 PM
U lonely too.
One thread a week please.
Restrain urself.
Ur on every social media x9 an still on here updating about ur fb an imgr news
Stfu leather face
I mean...if you're this upset that you don't have a bitch to fuck at night or at all I can put you down sons..I have plenty to spare
El Muffin
06-01-2015, 11:16 PM
Today the day muff finally posts a pic of himself with a living female human being?
Or he just gonna choke on those frail words after having already Co signed that bitch was nice AND said he'd beat AND tried to give me props.
U are a lonely confused stupid little nigger muff. Shame on u.
I'd beat because she's has a weirdo allure to her
Shes not gf material
N I wouldn't brag about it
Nevertheless tell my peers
The difference between u and I , anthony
El Muffin
06-01-2015, 11:18 PM
n faggot I'm not posting a pic of any bitch I'm currently fucking
sorry. Not happening
Gone @ u speculating I'm a 30 yr old virgin when ur gf would suck the dick on sight
Because I'm handsome
Ghost1
06-01-2015, 11:19 PM
Gf material!?!?
This why u forever virgin
I'm gonna pee on her
U trynna debate on whether or not to take her home to ur white mom
Ur a pathetic she'll of a man. Smh.
An u not fuckin no1 lol.
El Muffin
06-01-2015, 11:23 PM
I thought u were falling in love w/ that hoe
I'm losing track
U post these stories every other 2 days
Ghost1
06-01-2015, 11:24 PM
Have some self respect muff.
El Muffin
06-01-2015, 11:27 PM
U love it
Muff Sadness Masker 3000
06-02-2015, 06:52 AM
n faggot I'm not posting a pic of any bitch I'm currently fucking
sorry. Not happening
Gone @ u speculating I'm a 30 yr old virgin when ur gf would suck the dick on sight
Because I'm handsome
ERROR. OVERLOAD
ATMOSPHERIC SADNESS VENTING SYSTEM AT FULL CAPACITY
PLEASE.KILL.ME.
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
06-02-2015, 07:13 AM
weight equals mass times height divided by booze
Lmaoooo
Muff be putting his foot in his mouth with every post, tho.
Bags still a dirt bag red neck faggot, tho.
You get no pussy nigga... Keep fantasizing and/or playing real life on IMVU faggot.
Ain't no bitch in the right mind above a 2 in appearance going to fuck your dirty ugly fat hillbilly redneck ass nigga...
Ghost1
06-02-2015, 09:10 AM
U lifetime mad
Lol. How sad.
Idk was IMVU is...so ....seeing as u do....I feel like that attempt backfired
An also I'm a redneck because I'm white I guess? Idk
These desperate attempts r pathetic.
I still remember when u used to tell me how funny and cool I was...........then I shit on u an broke ur little spic fagit heart. Haha. Stay mad forever coward.
Batty
06-02-2015, 09:40 AM
So obviously since you're gonna do Bangbros porns, your girl must be cool with you getting side-puss as long as it is payday oriented so just get Bangbros to hire your ex too.
/thread
Chill Phil
06-02-2015, 09:56 AM
This thread is going at 100 fags an hour. Slow down guys.
Chill Phil is here
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 11:15 AM
If you don't want to be fully committed to your girl, or any for that matter.. why are you living with her? what is the purpose? Do you need her income? Are you confused about where you want to go at this point in life?
You need to grow up hairlip
...the Nagger
06-02-2015, 11:24 AM
Today the day muff finally posts a pic of himself with a living female human being?
Or he just gonna choke on those frail words after having already Co signed that bitch was nice AND said he'd beat AND tried to give me props.
U are a lonely confused stupid little nigger muff. Shame on u.
So when do u think its cool to call ppl niggers? Wtf
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 11:29 AM
So when do u think its cool to call ppl niggers? Wtf
oh can it captain saveacoon
you niggers and your pride
So when do u think its cool to call ppl niggers? Wtf
...
Ghost1
06-02-2015, 11:40 AM
D9n5 matter to me
Just more words in the arsenal
If they bother my target good
I'm here to bring misery
That's all
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 11:44 AM
Bags aren't you the one that's the Jew with red hair?
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 11:47 AM
yeah that's him
Destroyer
06-02-2015, 11:52 AM
um, Zelph obv buys pussy is obv
I have been married a while, but women still like attractive men, no?
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 11:58 AM
um, Zelph obv buys pussy is obv
I have been married a while, but women still like attractive men, no?
nah he just lives in an area with to many mildly attractive women
not all of them can get an attractive or successful person
his girl has an okay body, kind of small butt, not great tits
asymmetrical face. fucked up teeth.
no one wants to wife that so she ends up with an immature messy foreigner who treats her poorly
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 12:10 PM
Lol oh you guys. I live in Miami. The ratio of hot girls to ugly girls is seriously 5-1. Like I told the other guy, if you all are really this insecure about yourselves and you feel the need to express that I understand, but I can help you. Baggin good looking bitches over here is a piece of cake. As opposed to someone who looks like knuckle( a nerdy curly haired scrawny boy) it would be next to impossible to bag a hot girl I south Florida. But if you've undergone successful plastic surgery and can bench 275 and have a wonder cock then it is very possible and a lot of times assured. Destroyer Bags Knucklehead let me help you. Screw your Missionary Monday marriage and enjoy life.
uh-oh
06-02-2015, 12:11 PM
i dunno if zelphs chick is the dark haired one in his pics shes bad as fuck
knuck is delusional.
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 12:15 PM
Lol oh you guys. I live in Miami. The ratio of hot girls to ugly girls is seriously 5-1. Like I told the other guy, if you all are really this insecure about yourselves and you feel the need to express that I understand, but I can help you. Baggin good looking bitches over here is a piece of cake. As opposed to someone who looks like knuckle( a nerdy curly haired scrawny boy) it would be next to impossible to bag a hot girl I south Florida. But if you've undergone successful plastic surgery and can bench 275 and have a wonder cock then it is very possible and a lot of times assured. Destroyer Bags Knucklehead let me help you. Screw your Missionary Monday marriage and enjoy life.
You just said the same thing I did?
Anyone with mild social skills can bag that ocean of 7's all day in areas like that (more than just south of florida lmao)
But you're a little dude don't mention weight lifting
My point wasn't that you shouldn't enjoy life, but that you clearly don't. If you just wanted different shit different days than why be in a relationship that evolved to living with someone?
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 12:16 PM
i dunno if zelphs chick is the dark haired one in his pics shes bad as fuck
knuck is delusional.
She isn't
I feel so bad for your general area if that's considered above average
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 12:22 PM
Knuck plzzzz post a pic of your girl I would love to compare lulz
uh-oh knows wassup. My chick has the Eva Angelina naughty school girl look to her I love it
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 12:25 PM
Knuck plzzzz post a pic of your girl I would love to compare lulz
uh-oh knows wassup. My chick has the Eva Angelina naughty school girl look to her I love it
nah I'd never parade my wife to be on a rap forum lmao
see I have respect for her
you can get one of an old fling 10x your current though
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 12:40 PM
Knock is a poor soul I must admit, a poor soul indeed..
El Muffin
06-02-2015, 12:44 PM
yeah that's him
Lmfao.
this got me
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 12:51 PM
http://picresize.com/images/rsz_119838_279937108857_4951305_n.jpg
http://picresize.com/images/rsz_19838_279936518857_384735_n.jpg
There's one
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 12:54 PM
Yeah you double up on t shirts and wear your cap backwards I'm outta here
Close the thread
I got thickest n rawest chick if we wanna get technical on gfs my ncg's
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 01:04 PM
Yeah you double up on t shirts and wear your cap backwards I'm outta here
Close the thread
09 was a different time for me
I'm not proud
but also that's a sox jersey not a second t shirt lol
you don't know the struggles of ny winter fella
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 01:15 PM
09 was a different time for me
I'm not proud
but also that's a sox jersey not a second t shirt lol
you don't know the struggles of ny winter fella
Ooooo that's back in 09 you shoulda said so, your drobe is excused then. I think I doubled up on t's back then too.
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 01:20 PM
It's a sad day when men brag about their women on a forum. Though in reference to the title I did once meet this man named fresh... he tried to get me to do the horizontal hokey-pokey with him. I promptly refused and he wept with the fury of twenty six pink rainbows.
As for my woman... I in all honesty am not at all proud of her. I just keep her around for sex and cleaning, I could care less if she gets set on fire. Raped or cheating, no since I am a man and I want my possessions to be only mine. But if she were to crash a car (that isn't mine, I'd be furious if bitch crashed my car) and flutter to the great garage in the sky I would mourn by drinking a quart of ale and convincing some fortunate woman that doing the boing bump will prove therapeutic to me and temporarily life-improving to her.
But I have deviated from the original topic: if I had an ex who had a skilled vagina/butt in regards to yanking the pleasure from my fatherhood wand and she seeked a sideways sparring session I would likely oblige and then steal something of material value afterwards because I do believe I should be getting compensated for my time.
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 01:26 PM
Why thank you father, finally a post pertaining to the OP
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 01:28 PM
please tell me the greatfather or w/e from rb hasn't arrived to NC
the scrolls have prophesied the time he would come and we will be burned to death
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 01:45 PM
The Great Father was a hero to all. I simply thought he was a swell guy.
No, I'm just here to occasionally drop a drunk open mic and to incite the flames of intellectual exploration.
Oh, and I hear some man-fucking freak named Veritas is here that has tried to steal my gimmick unsuccessfully when he isn't offering to sing and act and live showtunes for $6 an hour. He is MacDowells Hamburger Eatery, I am McDonalds.
RB was loaded with people who couldn't win rap battles against a true hero.
Oh, and I heard there was another impostor on here as well.
El Muffin
06-02-2015, 01:47 PM
please tell me the greatfather or w/e from rb hasn't arrived to NC
the scrolls have prophesied the time he would come and we will be burned to death
http://timkanebooks.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wicker-man-chris-lee-color.jpg
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 02:11 PM
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/2E1A5FB9-4E91-43E6-B2F8-820E9DD4ED26_zpsi0whty6i.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/2E1A5FB9-4E91-43E6-B2F8-820E9DD4ED26_zpsi0whty6i.png.html)
Fatherly Wisdom can you plz explain this..
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 02:18 PM
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/2E1A5FB9-4E91-43E6-B2F8-820E9DD4ED26_zpsi0whty6i.png (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/2E1A5FB9-4E91-43E6-B2F8-820E9DD4ED26_zpsi0whty6i.png.html)
Fatherly Wisdom can you plz explain this..
This sort of an issue is one that is generally one where the initial expression is one of shock, but in this case it is disappointment. As in disappointment that I knew this day would come where he would begin his plummet into womanhood.
First it was the sass, then the overuse of "lol" and "kthxbai"... over-immersion into the "textcee" culture to where he believed it would earn him a paycheck and spicy men was a huge red flag.
But this now where he's biting Bruce Jenner? He should be banned from the right to live for biting.
Wow this thread is pure trash and shit posting
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 03:25 PM
So men talking about desiring a unilateral or divergent sex life with females is something you find makes you uncomfortable? Would you care to discuss why this is?
Split Eight
06-02-2015, 03:29 PM
ayo
why is muff posting in this thread with anything other than "no" and leaving?
did I misread the title?
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 03:32 PM
Fatherly Wisdom sometimes this guy hush gets a bit cranky when he hasn't had his daily dose of spermicide soup. Can't blame him though, he has curly hair.
Dr Dog you are indeed a lmao
Destroyer
06-02-2015, 03:33 PM
zelph the gayest nigga to post here since that dude who was literally gay and wrote an OM about how he was persecuted
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 03:36 PM
zelph the gayest nigga to post here since that dude who was literally gay and wrote an OM about how he was persecuted
Am I the only one here that isn't offended about the discussion of females as objects?
I must be gay for loving women. Damn des you're so right
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 03:41 PM
I too prefer women as sexual objects, does this make me "gay" now? Because from what I recalled, gay is used to a man who likes to engage in sexual congress with men who are also male and/or who utilizes feminine characteristics at allure males.
I am a man and I only have sex with women, and I do this because my powerful masculine body demands I do so. So does this make me gay now, or do I need to start screwing bros to be "not gay"? Can someone tell me when the rules were rewritten?
Destroyer
06-02-2015, 03:42 PM
so you have two accounts?
Lol at curly hair
Boy ur mouth curly
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 03:48 PM
so you have two accounts?
So because two people both question the logic to your "dudes having sex with women is gay" argument that it is such an outlandish thing to question that you assume it cannot possibly be two different humans who question your rationale? Is this something you would care to discuss?
Destroyer
06-02-2015, 03:50 PM
I think what I said was he's the gayest dude to post here since....
it had nothing to do with this specific thread and everything to do with every post the weirdo has made since registering
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 03:53 PM
And my track record says: "Zelph has only made posts pertaining to women, porn, and/or porn with women."
Fatherly Wisdom I must be fresh or something omg
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 03:53 PM
I can accept this as an answer since the logic behind the updated statement is specific.
Though I know for a fact he was one of those crusading for straight rights at another location where he and I were heavily discriminated against due to our heterosexuality. So I will personally vouch for Zelph's straightness.
El Muffin
06-02-2015, 03:57 PM
ayo
why is muff posting in this thread with anything other than "no" and leaving?
did I misread the title?
haha u a fagot
you look like a even gayer Yves st LaurenT
In my head u do atleast
Destroyer
06-02-2015, 03:57 PM
oh I'm sorry, when I say gayest poster I don't mean sucks the most dicks
Ghost1
06-02-2015, 04:10 PM
Wow this thread is pure trash and shit posting
An this is where I stopped reading. Thank u sir.
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 04:37 PM
So... it seems to me that the concept of a man having sex with more than one woman is one that draws ire or disgust. Could it be the fact that there is strong moral fiber in regards to traditional monogamy... or am I catching a few vibes of disgust at women being used by men for sexual pleasure? Would you care to discuss this issue?
Split Eight
06-02-2015, 04:45 PM
haha u a fagot
you look like a even gayer Yves st LaurenT
In my head u do atleast
I have no idea who that is
I do know I've had more girls than you'll have conversations with in the next 72 hours
nah I'd never parade my wife to be on a rap forum lmao
see I have respect for her
This to oblivion.
El Muffin
06-02-2015, 05:11 PM
I have no idea who that is
I do know I've had more girls than you'll have conversations with in the next 72 hours
Pshh
Look him up when u get the chance
Might be worth a slight chuckle
Because he looks like u w/ a snoop haircut
All jokes aside
http://theredlist.com/media/database/fashion2/topics/revolutionary/yves_saint_laurent/200_yves_saint_laurent_theredlist.jpg
That's spot on to me lmao
Ghost1
06-02-2015, 05:20 PM
Muff takin another L itt. Smh.
uh-oh
06-02-2015, 06:09 PM
She isn't
I feel so bad for your general area if that's considered above average
so in your mind she's average? cmonson. quit hating.
here in ohio its all cornfed white bitches. asses everywhere. but they're all white bitches. blonde hair blue eyes and shit. just regular white bitches. his chick is dark haired dark eyed, got a nice ass and is pretty.
even if she was ugly in the face she's still above average ANYWHERE. off body alone. but i'm considering all women in that. fat bitches. weirdly built bitches. etc.
your looking at it like she's an average above average chick or something.
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 06:16 PM
we have cornell and IC
so we have asians, indians, hispanics, blacks and whites
a lot of all of them
here his girl is a 6 and could get pulled by any awkward mostly hated frat bro around
there;s a lot of those two and you see them chicks with em all the time
Witty
06-02-2015, 06:17 PM
Whut.
uh-oh
06-02-2015, 06:19 PM
well after sifting through the garbage that is page 2, i can say wholeheartedly that no one treats women with more disgust and IRE than me. fatherly wisdom you are terrible. i cosign zelph. sure he has the mouth of an asian carp, but i am entertained by him.
you however suck. i wish the worst on you and yours. <3
lets get back to knucks weird dishonesty tho.
if zelphs girl was wearing a sheet with a hole cut in the vaginal regions would she be more attractive to you?
the only bitch ever posted on NC who was even comparable was, neighbors? was it neighbor who had the white bitch on the bike? she was fine too. i'd probably take zelphs girl over her tho.
thats just preference on my part.
what i'm really saying is, lets get a pic post off between neighbor and zelph
i'll be the judge. everyone else should judge knuck for being a weirdo
Witty
06-02-2015, 06:21 PM
Women are just like men but with tits and a vagina.
This is silly.
uh-oh
06-02-2015, 06:22 PM
we have cornell and IC
so we have asians, indians, hispanics, blacks and whites
a lot of all of them
here his girl is a 6 and could get pulled by any awkward mostly hated frat bro around
there;s a lot of those two and you see them chicks with em all the time
so is she above average or not? in ohio we got blacks and whites. i didnt mention the blacks because your a known racist so i figured you didnt view them in a positive light lol
and with all them bad bitches around you, where is yours? if an awkward frat bro can pull one, surely a rich ginger jew can get his cloven hooves on one <3
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 06:23 PM
I never said I wouldn't hit zelphs chick
but I wouldn't live with her and be in a relationship
or parade her as my super hot girlfriend
she looks like an average lay
uh-oh
06-02-2015, 06:24 PM
Women are just like men but with tits and a vagina.
This is silly.
they really aren't tho, at all.
they are humans. thats about where the similarities end.
Witty
06-02-2015, 06:27 PM
they really aren't tho, at all.
they are humans. thats about where the similarities end.
Women come in all varieties, all types of personalities...as do men.
There are very womenly men and very manly women.
I don't understand your point.
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 06:37 PM
Knucklehead is a sad sad puppy, he can't give anyone the time of day yo lol.
Btw I love how knuck and bags complain about me making threads yet they're part of the reason why we're on page 5 right now...I'll keep quiet tho.
uh-oh you have some taste my boy, I might just PM you some nudes of a few bitxhes I've dealt with.
Ghost1
06-02-2015, 06:42 PM
Lol uh oh post a 6 u bagged
I 5hink ur scale might be flawed lmao
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 06:43 PM
word i'm not really anti semitic. i mean i am in my heart but not outwardly irl <3
and thats good for you, but like cred, anyone can say anything without posting a pic. not that i don't believe you. but even if you posted a pic, you rated zelphs girl a 6.
A 6 THO? nigga i get 6's.
people rate girls way to whimsically
a real 10 is like a FEW living chicks
8 and 9's movie stars and the few super attractive women we have the pleasure of being around
7 above average
6 eh a little better
5 average
that's me though
if I was using your scale she's prob more a 7 or so maybe an 8 in the right light
just she's not that special is what I'm saying
also of course you're anti semitic deep down, every human deep down dislikes humans that are different
it's just our nature
but on top of my racist ish being a troll me being very jewish is as well so idc really
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 06:44 PM
And don't get me wrong, I know there are badder bitches than my current girl, hell, I've been with badder bitches than my current. But when you rate her a 6 I just can't stand for it. She's an 8 at the very least. Baddest bitch I've been with was a 9.5/9.9, fine ass German chick blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect body with curves. Pics if you nee....haha
~RustyGunZ~
06-02-2015, 06:45 PM
And don't get me wrong, I know there are badder bitches than my current girl, hell, I've been with badder bitches than my current. But when you rate her a 6 I just can't stand for it. She's an 8 at the very least. Baddest bitch I've been with was a 9.5/9.9, fine ass German chick blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect body with curves. Pics if you nee....haha
word
peep post above
I'm just not generous with the ratings ya know
also my girl's half german, they make great specimens
8===D~~~~(}:
06-02-2015, 06:50 PM
word
peep post above
I'm just not generous with the ratings ya know
also my girl's half german, they make great specimens
Yeet I feel where you're coming from but damn
Yeah Germans are bad idk I haven't seen many but she was the only blonde I've ever been with, just a one night stand back in my 19's.
PancakeBrah
06-02-2015, 07:04 PM
Hope it all works out well for you, Zelph.
uh-oh
06-02-2015, 07:06 PM
zelphs girl is a solid 8 in my eyes.
there are 10's in abundance tho. really the only way zelphs girl could be better is if she had a bigger ass and soft luscious titties tho lets be real here. with that said her ass seems on point, and titties ain't really make or break for me. a bitch could have no titties at all and still be an 8. i put most stock in dat ass
knuck if your girl is beautiful in the face, has a great ass, and great titties. she's a 10. on my scale at least.
a 5 is like a regular body. ass and titties inspire nothing, but also don't gross you out, and she isn't pretty, but isn't ugly.
a 6 is basically a 5, but with better titties or a prettier face.
i would say a 6 is a 5 with a better ass, but any semblance of a nice ass bumps it to at least a 7 for da god.
so since zelphs girl is pretty in the face legitimately, and she has a nice ass and figure she's an 8 all day.
Ghost1
06-02-2015, 07:09 PM
Lol a 10 is perfect
Understand how the scale works u caveman
5 is average
10 is BEST
This is not debatable this is how the scale works by definition lol.
uh-oh
06-02-2015, 07:12 PM
Lol a 10 is perfect
Understand how the scale works u caveman
5 is average
10 is BEST
This is not debatable this is how the scale works by definition lol.
so is there only 1, 10 in the world?
a 10 is a beautiful chick with a banging body. no flaws.
i forgot im on the internet tho where dudes pick apart a bitches eyelashes to find something to neg them on.
cmonson
my scale is correct.
5 is average. like i said. she ain't ugly or pretty. she's a normal bitch all around.
the moment she has any above normal qualities she moves up in rank.
Ghost1
06-02-2015, 07:21 PM
No....10 is perfect
It's the best
IT'S THE HIGHEST RANKING ON THE FUCKING SCALE
Ghost1
06-02-2015, 07:23 PM
Oh an I blaze 4s for the record if the opportunity presents itself....don't get me wrong
I just feel like u should properly grasp the way the scale works
uh-oh
06-02-2015, 07:27 PM
no doubt.
but i'm not sure if you are illiterate or what now bro.
your disagreeing with me by basically saying the same thing i'm saying?
a 10 is an all around bad bitch.
are you saying a beautiful chick, with a great body, ass and titties, could be an 8 or 9? what makes her an 8 or 9? her hairstyle and clothes? stfu nigga lol
bitch could be bald and wearing a burka. she's still a 10 if the face and body is firing on all cylinders
big baby
06-02-2015, 08:32 PM
this nigga uh oh iq legit 97
fuck outta my office fgt
Motherly Wisdom
06-02-2015, 11:23 PM
If you all had my leftovers you'd be glad you got laid. If I had your leftovers I would need a lot of alcohol to accept that they had mediocrity inside them.
word i'm not really anti semitic. i mean i am in my heart but not outwardly irl <3
and thats good for you, but like cred, anyone can say anything without posting a pic. not that i don't believe you. but even if you posted a pic, you rated zelphs girl a 6.
A 6 THO? nigga i get 6's.
This nigga gon make me post a pic now
8===D~~~~(}:
06-03-2015, 05:24 PM
Lol u not real enough to do it Cred
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/ItsCredential/321B3441-E143-4BCE-8F28-C109163BC461.jpg (http://s278.photobucket.com/user/ItsCredential/media/321B3441-E143-4BCE-8F28-C109163BC461.jpg.html)
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 07:20 PM
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/ItsCredential/321B3441-E143-4BCE-8F28-C109163BC461.jpg (http://s278.photobucket.com/user/ItsCredential/media/321B3441-E143-4BCE-8F28-C109163BC461.jpg.html)
that's cris cyborg thru beer goggles
Got em
Lol
Fk her face Srs
But she look like a stallion from where I'm @
Ay
Allen Knight
06-03-2015, 07:21 PM
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/ItsCredential/321B3441-E143-4BCE-8F28-C109163BC461.jpg (http://s278.photobucket.com/user/ItsCredential/media/321B3441-E143-4BCE-8F28-C109163BC461.jpg.html)
dat ass doe.
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 07:45 PM
Yeah she thick
8===D~~~~(}:
06-03-2015, 07:49 PM
Knucklehead I want your rating on this right this instant muhfucka
uh-oh
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 07:51 PM
I can tell u right now knuck gun be like hell naw
I kno it
Iono why he will but I kno it
UHOH on the othrr hand wants her #
8===D~~~~(}:
06-03-2015, 07:55 PM
I can tell u right now knuck gun be like hell naw
I kno it
Iono why he will but I kno it
UHOH on the othrr hand wants her #
I know you right but I wanna hear it from the two shirt Wearing pro rater himself
Salute@Cred
I know Lil miss muffin bitch ass not in here talking ANYTHING bout ANY chick
ur no pussy getin ass
Cred bitch would walk by u without looking twice
fuck ass nigga
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 08:03 PM
Salute@Cred
I know Lil miss muffin bitch ass not in here talking ANYTHING bout ANY chick
ur no pussy getin ass
Cred bitch would walk by u without looking twice
fuck ass nigga
U still salty about what nigga?
I just kept it 1oo .
Shes not all that in the face
But she's a stallion n I'd smash
Wtf are u on right now?
I bet that isn't even his bitch
Just an acquaintance
Cred
Is that Bm? Or just smash smash
I'm on the drug called "you a bitch ass nigga who cant post a pic with pussy plus u pussy"
aka dont respect u
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 08:08 PM
I'm on the drug called "you a bitch ass nigga who cant post a pic with pussy plus u pussy"
aka dont respect u
word . Ion got nothing to say about the respect shit
But the pussy and bitch ass nigga? I can attend to that
Whenever u feel the need to find out I implore u to do so
Realize u mad coz I ain't post a pic of a ratchet bitch
Nigga. ask YOURr bitch if she'd walk right by me
I bet u stare at her while u ask her too
like bitch I wish u would
Lmao . U still mad u was gonna lose that poll
Hush
I edited sum shit u ought see
Lmao rns u b7ggin
"Creds girl would totally walk tight by u. U wanna know why? Coz ur u-g-ly ..u ain't got no alibi u ugly Yea Yea u ugly" the alarming this is I'm naturally better looking n u know it. That's the part that hurts ur soul
I swear b. U type all tough n shit but nigga the way u act I'd str8 girly b
Girly
U dress girly
Are u a man
Lol this nigga Muff a square.
Goofy muhfuka an aquaintance? I seen alotta niggas treat u like a lame n now im starting to think u are.
Post a pic of u even nxt to sum soft legs
I'm on the drug called "you a bitch ass nigga who cant post a pic with pussy plus u pussy"
aka dont respect u
Repped haha
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 08:19 PM
Lol this nigga Muff a square.
Goofy muhfuka an aquaintance? I seen alotta niggas treat u like a lame n now im starting to think u are.
Post a pic of u even nxt to sum soft legs
So confirm
Is that bm?
Or sum chick u smashed
Answer that
uh-oh
06-03-2015, 08:20 PM
Knucklehead I want your rating on this right this instant muhfucka
uh-oh
lol
man, the gut instinct is a 6. its just not a great picture. tho. going by my rankings an average is a 5 right.
so kind of every chick starts at a 5 and a combination of face/ass/titties can raise or drop it.
like i said before a nice ass can make a chick a 7 by itself. which this pic did, but the face has to drop it a point.
so i'll stand by my rating of a 6 until a better picture is provided.
props tho and rep.
8===D~~~~(}:
06-03-2015, 08:25 PM
Yeah props to my dawg Cred for actually being a nigga here who gets pussy and his girl got back. That's why I hate knuck and bags, just because hey have Mormon wives they wanna hate on every other nigga bitch cause they jelly
word . Ion got nothing to say about the respect shit
But the pussy and bitch ass nigga? I can attend to that
Whenever u feel the need to find out I implore u to do so
Realize u mad coz I ain't post a pic of a ratchet bitch
Nigga. ask YOURr bitch if she'd walk right by me
I bet u stare at her while u ask her too
like bitch I wish u would
Lmao . U still mad u was gonna lose that poll
Hush
I edited sum shit u ought see
Lmao rns u b7ggin
"Creds girl would totally walk tight by u. U wanna know why? Coz ur u-g-ly ..u ain't got no alibi u ugly Yea Yea u ugly" the alarming this is I'm naturally better looking n u know it. That's the part that hurts ur soul
I swear b. U type all tough n shit but nigga the way u act I'd str8 girly b
Girly
U dress girly
Are u a man
u dont have a job
pretty sure u wouldnt bag any of my chicks
Trag.
06-03-2015, 08:27 PM
This is all subjective to an extent.. We can mostly all agree on big points..
But for instance, lotta white boys go for the huge tits n small ass
Brothas go for the ass/legs n could care less about titties
Me I'm an ass man all day
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 08:27 PM
Word. n I give a bitch props N I catch flak
Some niggas just stay mad
Pussssssyyyyyyyyy
Remind me what me, a young rich nigga with no obligations is angry about a internet personality again?
Lie to yourself not me bro. I came here to mock you in good spirits tbh. But ok, Im'a let you tell it tho.
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/ItsCredential/A4FBB98A-4A91-4ADC-B157-DDB790B504E2.png.jpeg (http://s278.photobucket.com/user/ItsCredential/media/A4FBB98A-4A91-4ADC-B157-DDB790B504E2.png.jpeg.html)
My nigga stop playin uh-oh
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 08:33 PM
u dont have a job
pretty sure u wouldnt bag any of my chicks
Word. No doubt
i.got fired.
Shit happens
We move on
I'm sober b
Thx for the support
I forgive you
if you can beat me in a pic battle i'll send u a stack
8===D~~~~(}:
06-03-2015, 08:35 PM
That boy Infamouz got him an 8th st barrio chick on some gata type shit he know what I'm talking bout Cred
Trag.
06-03-2015, 08:35 PM
What's the girls hip ratio?
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 08:36 PM
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/ItsCredential/A4FBB98A-4A91-4ADC-B157-DDB790B504E2.png.jpeg (http://s278.photobucket.com/user/ItsCredential/media/A4FBB98A-4A91-4ADC-B157-DDB790B504E2.png.jpeg.html)
My nigga stop playin uh-oh
I recant everything
El Muffin
06-03-2015, 08:39 PM
I forgive you
if you can beat me in a pic battle i'll send u a stack
sHiiiit.
okay!
undoubtedly Fwm but willing to see/won't be mad if it's bs
Lmao
~RustyGunZ~
06-03-2015, 09:34 PM
first pic she look like maya rudolph merged with nicki minaj and I'd say a 6
second pic an 8 easy
also with the first pic she had her hair all nappy which I do not like
second pic that's on point
ass is a 10
props Cred
uh-oh
06-03-2015, 10:03 PM
see i was trying to say the first pic wasn't that great. a 6 sounds harsh but thats what the pic was giving me
but obviously with a clearer pic, she gets the 8
she got the jump to 7 from the booty, and then instead of dropping to a 6 with the face, she goes up a point to an 8 from the face
props
8===D~~~~(}:
06-03-2015, 10:11 PM
uh-oh what is this nigga saying bra
PancakeBrah
06-03-2015, 10:17 PM
I hit two doubles at softball today. Both hit the fence. It was raining, heavy air. Second hit would've been a home run in drier air. Always next time, though.
~RustyGunZ~
06-03-2015, 10:22 PM
I hit two doubles at softball today. Both hit the fence. It was raining, heavy air. Second hit would've been a home run in drier air. Always next time, though.
Did your team win?
2 doubles is pretty good man
PancakeBrah
06-03-2015, 10:29 PM
Split. Won the first lost the second. A dude on our team took a step forward on a home run, ran full blast thinking it might be catchable, keeping his eyes on the ball, and ran full speed into the fence. Literally bounced back five feet and laid in a clump on the ground for a few minutes. Had to sit out afterwards. Good stuff.
Salute Zelphish Knucklehead uh-oh
Batty
06-04-2015, 09:18 AM
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/funny%20gifs/grand/funny-gifs-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1651.gif
El Muffin
06-04-2015, 02:54 PM
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/funny%20gifs/grand/funny-gifs-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-1651.gif
sums up some posts itt
Lmao
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