Week 9 Chat

[Sharp]

Champ Match: Sn00p 5-0 vs Neighbor 3-0

Contender Match: Murda Sho 2-0 vs Lil Muffin 3-2

jilti 6-2 vs Destroyer 1-2 (pics)
Fraze 3-1 vs Tic Tac 3-1
Cred 2-1 vs Junto 2-1
Eyespaz 2-2 vs Lotto Smirk 1-1
Wanderer 2-3 vs Defiant 2-4
Zelphish 1-1 vs _____ 1-1
ill nik-A 1-0 vs john hensley 1-0
Strikta 0-0 vs Unfukwitable 0-2
Seyance 0-1 vs c0up 0-1
Chyeahhh Guevara 0-0 vs King Karaoke 0-0

[Sharp]

Mag tomorrow night.

REMEMBER STILL DUE THURSDAY

Records to be updated tomorrow. Votes will be reviewed. if you did not vote feed some OM shit NOW so I don't have to bother giving you an extra L


Neighbor if you don't make up those missed votes by wednesday evening (not midnight PST) you'll be ejected from the league and automatically NS the champ match.

[El Muffin]

murda sho

RATATATATA

BraaaaT

1 order of gunbarzzz

Comin ur way

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Who the hell is _______? Sharp

[Sharp]

Who the hell is _______? Sharp

that would be the homie greed

[Sn00p]

Gone @ anyone who quoted takei (tuh-Kayyyy) and blatter (blather). But props on remaining champ @Sn00p

Blatter was filler for sure. last line i keyed up. but i actually meant blatter. as in blatter (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Blatter). but yea, i keyed that shit late cuz of the bday and i wouldn't call that a good line either. tho the wp is way less forced the way i intended it.
& takei was my second to last line. probably wouldn't have used that either, but i can def make it work.

[Sn00p]

we should probably just have a rematch where both of us have time, Tic Tac.

[El Muffin]

I knew I heard Blatter somewhere

[Tic]

we should probably just have a rematch where both of us have time, Tic Tac.
I thought it was a good battle for being pressed for sure. I just wanted to champ that's all lol, props tho, bro.

[Cred]

Don't be so hard on urself

[Destroyer]

anyone who didn't like my Boston marathon bombing punch last week
stop voting and possibly text altogether please

[Destroyer]

also, when the guy running the league votes last, the guy who if he voted one way would be faced with a tie when nobody is voting and he wants to have the battles closed...

well that's called Shadesville, Sharp

it's a bad look

[Destroyer]

props to Muff, but I have never been robbed so bad in NC history

[jilti]

also, when the guy running the league votes last, the guy who if he voted one way would be faced with a tie when nobody is voting and he wants to have the battles closed...

well that's called Shadesville, Sharp

it's a bad look


STFU and post a pic so u can catch this L u brit!

[Allen Knight]

anyone who didn't like my Boston marathon bombing punch last week
stop voting and possibly text altogether please

Smh it was weak & played.

[Destroyer]

hmmmm, you'd say that about anything I ever wrote, Al
sooooooo I'm gonna take ur opinion with a grain of salt

[Destroyer]

and let's have a conversation about what played means
I guarantee the flip was never done in that way
obv Boston bombing punches have been done
but played? it's like a triple entendre you dumb fucking Neanderthal
how the fuck could that be played?

[Allen Knight]

It wasnt a good.punch & obv everyone feels.the same u dumb fuck. U also had a shang sung line smh that was cringe worthy
Think of new concepts for god.sake u had a chardonnay line verse neighbor smh an still got it wrong....nigga stop w the old concepts.

[Destroyer]

the Shang tsung line hens quoted?
who am I supposed to cater to here, Allen?

[Destroyer]

when you say original and not played, you mean like Race War punches against Snoop?

[Sharp]

Oh hey des :)

[Destroyer]

sup sharp?

[fraze]

Destroyer - I didn't like your Boston bombing punchline because of the way it was worded. the flip was there but it read awkwardly to me, which kills the punch imo. if the phrasing makes it sound like you're slow for a mentally challenged person, im not gonna quote it, sorry.

But my shit is played too, so what do I know?

[Destroyer]

rofl
word fraze

[Allen Knight]

when you say original and not played, you mean like Race War punches against Snoop?

Oh hens quoted excuse me while i get u a fuckin trophy of a dildo
So u can go.fuck urself w.
But my bar was a throwaway bar an still ppl quoted it. I rushed my shit.
U really thought that boston line was dope lolll smh.
, maybe its time to switch that tired style up.

[Sharp]

Oh yeah Strikta @allen. Knight should have both our verses and he'll put that battle up tonight or tomorrow, it'll get voted on and we get that +this week added to recs and such at the end of this week. You da real mvp for going with this tbh

[Destroyer]

Oh hens quoted excuse me while i get u a fuckin trophy of a dildo
So u can go.fuck urself w.
But my bar was a throwaway bar an still ppl quoted it. I rushed my shit.
U really thought that boston line was dope lolll smh.
, maybe its time to switch that tired style up.

lmfao
it wasn't even my style weirdo
I did switch the style to muff's
it's cool. I get it now. this is remedial text

[Allen Knight]

lmfao
it wasn't even my style weirdo
I did switch the style to muff's
it's cool. I get it now. this is remedial text

But why muffs?
His new style is weird

[8===D~~~~(}:]

God bless your soul des

[Destroyer]

of course it's weird
but I felt, and still feel, that I could beat him with it
but apparently, I was (and am) mistaken

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sharp

where is my battle lol

[Sharp]

Sharp

where is my battle lol

didnt you sign out?

[~RustyGunZ~]

didnt you sign out?

nein

[Sharp]

nein

damn coulda sworn i saw you do that.. will find someone by the end of the day

[~RustyGunZ~]

word

@muff go get an rb fag that wants to be slaughtered

or Junto sign in if you haven't so I can vs someone decent

[Allen Knight]

Junto already has a battle this week.

[Destroyer]

I could get u a junto
hell I could get you a junto by 3 o clock, WITH nail polish

[Junto]

...I don't get it

[El Muffin]

when you say original and not played, you mean like Race War punches against Snoop?

It was like u tried to use ur scatterbrainedness and my own style against me simultaneously w/ that Boston marathon line but yr tie ins were vague

Brings her number your way

Waht towards the camera?

Lol no des. That's noe how I operate

Everything else about that line I appreciated

The full product was flawed

Js being 100

And I'm fucking slow yo

I swore her Mya knee was forced

I thought u were saying her money oh nooooooooo

Lol considering ur setup ..yes I shud have knownnn

[El Muffin]

Knucklehead.

I can go grab smog

He doesn't do discussion

N he's a stand up gent.


I can convince a few of them that's it's safe here

but once they get here lol

Anything goes I presume

[jilti]

Lil Muffin


if ur girl got hot boobs i'll pick her up from the corner for some love
as i pour a jug of gas & Torture Rack then drop that bitch off when i'm done

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Knucklehead.

I can go grab smog

He doesn't do discussion

N he's a stand up gent.


I can convince a few of them that's it's safe here

but once they get here lol

Anything goes I presume

They've gotten remain strong lol

[El Muffin]

Lil Muffin


if ur girl got hot boobs i'll pick her up from the corner for some love
as i pour a jug of gas & Torture Rack then drop that bitch off when i'm done


LOl yes

Love it

[8===D~~~~(}:]

The transition wasn't too bad

[~RustyGunZ~]

do it muff

sacrifice the peasants of your new land to prove your soul sides with the lime

[Sharp]

Knucklehead.

I can go grab smog

He doesn't do discussion

N he's a stand up gent.


I can convince a few of them that's it's safe here

but once they get here lol

Anything goes I presume

try to keep them from making a thread in discussion

n that dude maximus should already have an account on here so it'd be just signing back in, we can reset his pass for him

[Destroyer]

muff, brings her number my way
like, it's a marathon so she is a runner so she has a number on her chest
also, she brings her number my way like her phone number

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Like a Boston marathon?

[El Muffin]

muff, brings her number my way
like, it's a marathon so she is a runner so she has a number on her chest
also, she brings her number my way like her phone number


No shit. I've established thst.

Got u fgts never understand me. Sorry I'm never thorough

But I knew about the number on her chest

But how is she bringing it ur way

Towards the cam?

No ur Entire sentence has to work both ways

Like this

They said o bodied Smog but I dnt remember holding it
Just know I'll pull an arm out till there's no love in the Finals like kelly olynk

Bad example but still

Lmao @u being under the impression that I didn't register the # part

That was 5he foundation of ur concept

It was the execution that fkd it up

[Strikta]

Did a torture/torch her rack line 7 years ago.

Cool stuff tho.

[Destroyer]

why do I have to have a camera?
she's bringing it my way because I'm at the fucking finish line you fucking fetal alcohol syndrome dumb fuck

[Allen Knight]

Did a torture/torch her rack line 7 years ago.

Cool stuff tho.

Werd seen alot of torture rack lines 7 yrs ago.

[Destroyer]

how the fuck does that not work both ways?
the bitch comes over to me at a bar with her phone number, paws at my clothes, and then gives me a blow job

or, comes toward me with her race number on, pauses at the finish line, and then blows the fuck up because of bombs

it works both ways

the problem is, you're fucking stupid

[El Muffin]

nigga fuck waht u talm bout lol next time u steal my style n get bodied w/ it don't debate whether or not I'm right or wrong grasshopper

Just take ur wack swagger jackin ass back in the dojo nprune my bonzais motherfucker

[El Muffin]

it still doesn't work

N if ur that into convincing urself ur right then I'll cease talking about it


There's a reason ppl said


Note the complexity But no. Not quite

I think what I'm saying is, the punch left much up to speculation. That's all . I swear

U really gotta relax . Jesus christ u act as if this site conspires against u

Umm who's the mfer that got thrown in jail when H3 was in the league n had to fkn dig himself out on some Shawshank shit

Yeah u don't kno Nothin bout the nc skeetz

Noyhin

[Destroyer]

you're obviously slow
like literally probably short a half chromosome or something
I literally just showed you how it works
yet to you , it "still doesn't?"

please kys immediately

[Destroyer]

and stop editing shit after I post
you think it makes me look dumb, but every one of your posts has edits on it and mine do not
it just makes you look weird man

[Destroyer]

wow, you are still editing though?
lmfao
ur a weird dude muffin

[El Muffin]

I don't edit to deceive u?

The fuck

I edit because it's wat I do iono

[Destroyer]

tell you what muff, you explain to me how it doesn't work, and I'll log off and NEVER come back

[El Muffin]

you're obviously slow
like literally probably short a half chromosome or something
I literally just showed you how it works
yet to you , it "still doesn't?"

please kys immediately

No you just went into detail why YOU think it works

I read your expo n laughed at a cpl glaring flaws ONCE AGAIN. N laughed at the promptness of a chick giving u her # a t a bar , pawing at ur clothes then finally positioning to suck dick


Your literally a delusional sociopath

Stop talking to me

[El Muffin]

tell you what muff, you explain to me how it doesn't work, and I'll log off and NEVER come back

Bye Destroyer


lmfao

[Destroyer]

lmfao
so, it doesn't work because it's an unlikely scenario?
I just want to get this straight muff

[Destroyer]

the wordplay doesn't work because it's unlikely for a girl to go from immediately giving me her number to blowing me?
well, usually, but we are talking about YOUR girl in this scenario

[8===D~~~~(}:]

You guys are like two peas in a pod

[El Muffin]

Lol no

It just seems Alien

oh "here's my number"

Paws at ur clothes


Sucks ur dick


where are we

U just wanted it to work

Ur spose to discard concepts like those


Smfh ur a rookie still

[Destroyer]

lmfao
it's calling ur girl a slut, muff
a dirty dirty slut who sucks my dick in a public bar
I'm sorry that's an alien concept to you
you should go out more, maybe

[El Muffin]

Yeah man just gotta tell the bartender I like my martini shaken not stirred while I'm gettin topped off by NIGGA SHUT YO GRETA GARBO ASS UP B4 I GET MAD

[Destroyer]

nah, I'd edit that a few more times, muffin.

[El Muffin]

http://thenewdaily.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thenewdaily_supplied_210114_joe_turkell.jpg

"The blow jobs on the house , jude"

Fuck you faggot

[Sn00p]

Tic Tac, word man. u'll get another shot soon enough if u keep at it.

[Destroyer]

don't let me start tearing up your shit verse either
Jude? how the fuck does Veritas creepy ass nickname for me work as my name now?
and you quoted something bags said on my visitor page more than a year ago?
that's not played? to talk about bags in a verse with destroyer?
lmfao
I hope you're ready to get raped by murda

[Sn00p]

and since we talking about underappreciated lines & murda said he didn't see it at 1st too... did ppl who didn't like the line get that i meant that the two letters TT together fucking look like the symbol for pi? just wondering

[Destroyer]

of course these fucking plebes didn't get that shit sn00p
do you really have to ask?

[El Muffin]

I loved that line

I quoted it


N murda is getting murda'd

yo stop being a spiteful faggot

u literally tried to swagger jack

Was wack, lost

N now U mad

[El Muffin]

Ur name is Jude now

U never disputed it

Ur fault. Why Noone pointed it out n said" his name isn't jude"


Coz Noone cares n ur jude if I say u are nigga

Plus u answer to it like a Lil puppy bitch when veritas posts

[Destroyer]

lmfao
oh it's like that?
word

[El Muffin]

Ay man. I've heard worse

Brush ur shoulders off g

I ain't mad at u


But u are

Lol

Learn to steel yourself when yr being stabbed

It's an endearing quality

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Sn00p is trillllll

[Destroyer]

Zelph, tell ur boy muff how u loved the marathon bar
muff, I hope your delusions last as long as possible

[El Muffin]

Nigga we are two totally different ppl

We cool but we are different man

Why I have to like shit he likes


How do u exist

[Destroyer]

muff, not all of us can be joog'n fam

[Sn00p]

Sn00p is trillllll

i am trilllll? lol. i legit don't understand what u're tryna say. that makes no sense in this context.

[Destroyer]

trilll
like he wants to make sex movies with you

[El Muffin]

muff, not all of us can be joog'n fam

I know my nigga

I'm sitting in the trap no Tom n jerry
this nigga des just mad coz his mom is hairy

Don demarco

[Tic]

Tic Tac, word man. u'll get another shot soon enough if u keep at it.
Thx bro

[8===D~~~~(}:]

trilll
like he wants to make sex movies with you

This Sn00p

[Sn00p]

This Sn00p

but i dont usually bangbros

[El Muffin]

BRAAAT

[8===D~~~~(}:]

but i dont usually bangbros

This was dope

[yung fe]

yall niggas sum fuckboiz

[El Muffin]

Lol aye

[yung fe]

whodie dat bar yu jus posted tite fareal

[El Muffin]

wat my sig?

[yung fe]

i dunt kno wut a sig is my nigga it jus fire is all yu aint gota keep postin it

[El Muffin]

Lmao.

It's my signature troll guy

[~RustyGunZ~]

lmao

dumb niggers

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Lmfao

Sharp how about a mag this week? Don't even think about letting knuck do it

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Lmfao


Sharp how about a mag this week? Don't even think about letting knuck do it

[El Muffin]

lmao

dumb niggers

fkn knuck lmao god dammit

U fkn opportunistic fagot

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lmfao


Sharp how about a mag this week? Don't even think about letting knuck do it

we're all working on it

[yung fe]

fuck yu whyteboi

[Paradigm]

you shouldve taken out that paws part though Destroyer

and that sandlot bar

and that shang tsung bar

just saying

[Sharp]

Lmfao


Sharp how about a mag this week? Don't even think about letting knuck do it

My parts are done, waiting on knuck and Allen to send theirs. I even sent them mine so whatever works for them

[El Muffin]

Ayo

This segment ripped from a robb banks interview perfectly captures what I'm trying to do

"Like, I need like, I wanna punch line that's gonna make me sink, like, "Oh, shit. I remember that when I was a little boy, and I saw that on TV. Or I saw on that in passing," some shit like that. You know what I'm sayin'? Like, those type of punch lines. Those are the type of punch lines I like to do."

N the first track I peeped he had a parappa the rapper reference in the first 10 secs

thx Malachi

Thus guy my type of shit

[Trag.]

I had signed in last week, no thread

[El Muffin]

Tragic?

[Sharp]

I had signed in last week, no thread

GOD damn Lmao I knew I missed something. We'll set you up tonight (@knucklehead)

My bad this week's been a challenge with the site going down. We'll get you in shortly tho

[Trag.]

My bad this week's been a challenge with the site going down. We'll get you in shortly tho

No biggie. I'll guarantee I'll show, not guaranteed how ill fair in txtI in 2015 lol

[Strikta]

Sharp.. yo tbh I'd rather take my verse back & rewrite 16.. I'm trying to get a feel for things & get as much out there as I can at the moment. Iono, kinda hard to explain how I feel about it.
Allen Knight.. if u have my 10 lines vs. Sharp, plz don't post it.. I'll send u another verse tomorrow.

Sharp, tryna go 16 bro? Oblige me.

[Allen Knight]

Sharp.. yo tbh I'd rather take my verse back & rewrite 16.. I'm trying to get a feel for things & get as much out there as I can at the moment. Iono, kinda hard to explain how I feel about it.
Allen Knight.. if u have my 10 lines vs. Sharp, plz don't post it.. I'll send u another verse tomorrow.

Sharp, tryna go 16 bro? Oblige me.

ight i wont.

[Sharp]

im about to format/post this mag then sleep. after that im pretty swamped til the weekend. I really dont think i could write much at all after tonight, we can call it a wash if you want? no pressure but realistically im prolly not gonna do any more at least this week

[~RustyGunZ~]

I thought strik was battling unfuk?

[murda sho]

Muff is hilarious... You cant out gun bar me dude its what I do.

[Destroyer]

hey Allen Knight thanks for quoting my hermione bar
everybody was like 'that's a stretch...' how the fuck do yall pronounce the shit?

[Allen Knight]

hey Allen Knight thanks for quoting my hermione bar
everybody was like 'that's a stretch...' how the fuck do yall pronounce the shit?

http://i40.tinypic.com/5lv2f4.gif

[Destroyer]

hey Allen, remind me what started this beef with us
I mean, I know I started it, but what exactly happened?

[Allen Knight]

hey Allen, remind me what started this beef with us
I mean, I know I started it, but what exactly happened?

idk but u started it, thats all i remember.

[Destroyer]

lmfao

[El Muffin]

Muff is hilarious... You cant out gun bar me dude its what I do.

let's do it then

A classical duel

Flintlock pistols

Meet me in the town's Common tmrw my friend

We shall settle this l8ke true gentlemen

[Destroyer]

wtf jilti

[Cred]

Junto yeah im good wit dropping on friday. & however many u wanna go fam, jus let me know

[jilti]

wtf jilti



idk how to post a pic so i sent pic link to Sharp

[El Muffin]

Lol I didn't for awhile either


Make a photobucket

It's easy lol

[El Muffin]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ukYy33Khslg

Yo what is this n why does Vegas verse go so fkn hard

The beat is on sum Fulgore shit yo . I love it

Eminem first verse was weird

He gets better tho

[Destroyer]

you got jilt's pic? Sharp

[jilti]

Sharp just give me the L. i cant upload a photo through my phone, having problems

[Allen Knight]

Sharp just give me the L. i cant upload a photo through my phone, having problems

nigga u dont have fb pics? just upload those on tinypic.com
u dont need to make a name like ppl sayin

[~RustyGunZ~]

just pic battle his vs sharp it has plenty of ammo

[jilti]

just pic battle his vs sharp it has plenty of ammo

FU

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

I was really drunk when I signed in but ill drop something in a few...
Why am i 0-0?...
Thought i was 7-1 this season or did records start over?...

Bye...

[Sharp]

Hi...

I was really drunk when I signed in but ill drop something in a few...
Why am i 0-0?...
Thought i was 7-1 this season or did records start over?...

Bye...

This is a separate season, but those wins should be on your record already

[Sharp]

Out

JILTI


I JUST made a point of how consistent you are in the mag

Is this pic related?

[jilti]

JILTI


I JUST made a point of how consistent you are in the mag

Is this pic related?

I know, sorry to let u down

I just cant get a pic to load up. Idky my phones not uploading a pic

[Sharp]

I know, sorry to let u down

I just cant get a pic to load up. Idky my phones not uploading a pic

Lol nah after 9 straight weeks I won't be devastated

But I can send you a little procedure for putting images on here through an image hosting site for future reference?

[8===D~~~~(}:]

This nigga jilti either need to get rid of the flip phone or he just retarded

[Destroyer]

jilti
just go 10 reg

[jilti]

Lol nah after 9 straight weeks I won't be devastated

But I can send you a little procedure for putting images on here through an image hosting site for future reference?

Last time i was able to pm you a pic link and i did the same thing but idk what happened

[Sharp]

Last time i was able to pm you a pic link and i did the same thing but idk what happened

There was no link in the one pm you sent me this week

You should take an ext and go reg with des tho

[jilti]

jilti
just go 10 reg

Sure

[Sharp]

due tonight, post/send a verse or request extension




Champ Match: Sn00p 5-0 vs Neighbor 3-0

Contender Match: murda sho 2-0 vs @Lil Muffin 3-2

jilti 6-2 vs Destroyer 1-2 (pics)
fraze 3-1 vs Tic Tac 3-1
Cred 2-1 vs Junto 2-1
eyespaz 2-2 vs Lotto Smirk 1-1
Defiant 2-4
ill nik-A 1-0 vs john hensley 1-0
Strikta 0-0 vs Unfukwitable 0-2
Seyance 0-1 vs c0up 0-1
King Karaoke 0-0

[Junto]

Sharp

Junto yeah im good wit dropping on friday. & however many u wanna go fam, jus let me know

Good look cuzz

[ill nik-A]

due tonight, post/send a verse or request extension




Champ Match: Sn00p 5-0 vs Neighbor 3-0

Contender Match: murda sho 2-0 vs @Lil Muffin 3-2

jilti 6-2 vs Destroyer 1-2 (pics)
fraze 3-1 vs Tic Tac 3-1
Cred 2-1 vs Junto 2-1
eyespaz 2-2 vs Lotto Smirk 1-1
Defiant 2-4
ill nik-A 1-0 vs john hensley 1-0
Strikta 0-0 vs Unfukwitable 0-2
Seyance 0-1 vs c0up 0-1
King Karaoke 0-0

John asked for an extension in the thread

I'm cool with it... Will send u my verse later

[Unfukwitable]

Sharp I asked for an ext.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Unfukwitable go vote bra

[El Muffin]

Avy test

Braaat

[~RustyGunZ~]

when muff loses I want him next week

16 lines

[El Muffin]

Im not losing

:/


Sorry

[Destroyer]

hmmmm

[El Muffin]

des. Peep game this wk.

K? I'm bout to break out the supee entendres my friend

Perhaps I'm overreacting

I ain't word Nothin yet

But conceptually?

Fuego.

[Destroyer]

peep my game

I'm not taking this shit lying down anymore

BRAAAAAAAAAP

[El Muffin]

kinda gay thing I said

I edited it lol

[El Muffin]

Ok karaoke

I see you

[fraze]

No offense Muff, but I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Dat boy fraze

[8===D~~~~(}:]

out, cause bad voting.

Sharp I agree with this, bar for bar breakdowns or an actual critique should be required.

Not just..

Nothing

Vs

Your closer

Vote: Muff

[Sharp]

That's not what he means

He meant he thought he should've won last week

[8===D~~~~(}:]

That's not what he means

He meant he thought he should've won last week

Oh, the usual..

Still tho it's kind of wack don't ya think?

[Allen Knight]

Sharp I agree with this, bar for bar breakdowns or an actual critique should be required.

Not just..

Nothing

Vs

Your closer

Vote: Muff

This is the nc way of voting. Wont change.

[Sharp]

Oh, the usual..

Still tho it's kind of wack don't ya think?

Can be, which is why I always explain a vote or do a breakdown and usually make people explain their vote at all before allowing it. But there are definitely battles that don't warrant a bar for bar breakdown

[El Muffin]

No offense Muff, but I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into.

No offense. But you dnot know what the fuck you are talking about

you haven't since you registereD

[Destroyer]

the "nothing" ones get tiring
but if someone has like three quotes vs one there's no reason to do a bar for bar breakdown

[El Muffin]

I'll be sure to capitalize the first letter of key words and put quotes around every tie in i have

I know your Incapable of determining complexitY
fraze

or writing punchlines that don't reek of 1999

No offenSe

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Ok bar for bar isn't always necessary that's true, but like Allen knight said if that's how they vote here so be it. Haven't sensed any dickriding or voting rings yet so that's good.


But nothing

vs

your closer

Vote: muff

Is wack af

[El Muffin]

Yeah. I don't think there's any d/r

Voting rings

I do have sum haters tho

Like ppl who are terrible

Yet have the most grandiose opinions

fucking wacklings tbh

[makajibbz]

lots of ppl now... I have to beat all of them?

[Sharp]

Zelphish

You asked who he was earlier. I said "greed"

Greed has no obligation to tell you but it's even possible he saw he tell you

The sign in thread lists him as '_____ aka Greed'

It's an honest mistake but no one had any reason to believe you didn't know until you dropped

[8===D~~~~(}:]

But damn who knew Greed is a different person than Greedy smh lol it's ok

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

everyone but you obv.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Verse still lost whether his name is Greed or greedy

[jilti]

Before Sharp calls me out.. i'll post whenever i feel like it.

[Defiant]

Dont dq me I might be late

im a bad drunk

[fraze]

I'll be sure to capitalize the first letter of key words and put quotes around every tie in i have

I know your Incapable of determining complexitY
fraze

or writing punchlines that don't reek of 1999

No offenSe

None taken. You clearly don't understand irony, and you're dealing with enough in your life right now to make this lashing out understandable.

I just wouldn't have personally made the decision to challenge murda sho to a gun bars duel. I mean, we've seen your gun bars, kid. But that's just me. You do you.

[jilti]

i'll destroy anyone in a gunbar battle

[ill nik-A]

First it was a pic battle

[Destroyer]

lmfao

word

[El Muffin]

None taken. You clearly don't understand irony, and you're dealing with enough in your life right now to make this lashing out understandable.

I just wouldn't have personally made the decision to challenge murda sho to a gun bars duel. I mean, we've seen your gun bars, kid. But that's just me. You do you.

no two muff verses are the same

I'm experimenting every time I write

not trying to sound arrogant or w.e but I'm telling you the truth

I.could write sum cookie cutter shit but it pains me to even think up lines like that

what I'm doing now is much more fun

[fraze]

And for the record 1999 was a golden year for hip hop. You don't fuck with Black Star?

[fraze]

no two muff verses are the same

I'm experimenting every time I write

not trying to sound arrogant or w.e but I'm telling you the truth

I'm going w/ creativity this week

i respect that. keep it going. i like to think i write in a similar way, i just need to work on concepts.

[El Muffin]

I meant text

In 1999

yeah no doubt tho

Stay up

murda sho

Ive got like 16 but I just didn't organize it into a verse for u

Hmu lemme know if u going to seND soon. Coz I'll work on that now if I see u around

[~RustyGunZ~]

history buff checking in

I expect a range from about 214 B.C. up until the mid 90's

[El Muffin]

Hahaha this fucking guy

Plenty of mid 90s shit

[Paradigm]

no two muff verses are the same

I'm experimenting every time I write

not trying to sound arrogant or w.e but I'm telling you the truth

I.could write sum cookie cutter shit but it pains me to even think up lines like that

what I'm doing now is much more fun

repped

it pains to read that cookie cutter shit everyone tries to emulate

[Destroyer]

it's easy to say that
but who are you talking about exactly?
point to cookie cutter styles, because I don't really see it

[Tic]

Posting in the next 20-30 min.

[El Muffin]

it's easy to say that
but who are you talking about exactly?
point to cookie cutter styles, because I don't really see it

I'm talking about the obv emulation going on

I don't blame ppl for that. I mean the ultimate goal is to be successful right n to win
...so u obv cater to what is liked n what is typical

things are looking up for text tho

stylistically ppl are developing there own approach

sure it's influenced by url/kotd

But ppl are taking it in DIffy directions

Totally Obama ing ur question lol

[jilti]

idky this crossed my mind but is this the first thing everyone thinks of us that are from L.A.? That we're gang members?

What set, faggot? Blue or red? Still get stomped...you'll never find respect
I don't care what LA Gear you rock...you'll get lit up if you EVER try to step

[El Muffin]

this nigga jilti in La eme

[~RustyGunZ~]

Who wrote that la gear line?

That shit is next level dope

[Tic]

Cashius. It wasn't that dope lol, unless I'm not getting it.
Muff what nonsense are you posting in the KGP?

[Paradigm]

Nah that line is dope

[El Muffin]

that shit was nasty

[El Muffin]

The Gang thing is irrelevant@jilti

He just needed to make the association work so he chose sumthin that's obvY

Lol he wasn't going to name la specific brands lol

[~RustyGunZ~]

Cashius. It wasn't that dope lol, unless I'm not getting it.
Muff what nonsense are you posting in the KGP?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7DiwUlnBt4

[Tic]

That changes my take on it. Dope.

[jilti]

The Gang thing is irrelevant@jilti

He just needed to make the association work so he chose sumthin that's obvY



Exactly my point

[El Muffin]

He was pandering to the masses

If he said sum shit like wutang apparel niggss wud been like hahhn

[El Muffin]

I drooped on murda shO btw

Bobbys world shit yadig

Btw la gears were the shit.

Lol wat if they became popular again

wat if

[Paradigm]

I drooped on murda shO btw

Bobbys world shit yadig

Btw la gears were the shit.

Lol wat if they became popular again

wat if


Tyga i think just put out some LA Gear shoes lol check them out

[El Muffin]

Tyga?

Never mind

[El Muffin]

yall niggas scared of this
I don't play w/ them Hawks. I keep the pistol on point like Pete maravich

let's do it niggas

[Junto]

...is that you? Muff
That's money if it is.

Liked your Steph Curry line a lot vs. me last week too...
wanted to wait to say it though until after I properly addressed your clownlike Discussion tendencies

[El Muffin]

Of course it is

Ay good looks

Gone @Mario tennis my nigga

Gone

Had a blast w/ that

N SHY GUY WAS MY FAVORITE SO EXTRA POINTS

HE HAD THAT SLICE NIGGA

I remember vividly.

[El Muffin]

I'm going hop on a fuckin track Breh

Just on some fuck it shit

[El Muffin]

lol triple post

I'm reading these verses

Yooo

man txt is back yo

thus far yall out doing ur selves
Tic Tac I see u

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

I meant text

In 1999

yeah no doubt tho

Stay up

murda sho

Ive got like 16 but I just didn't organize it into a verse for u

Hmu lemme know if u going to seND soon. Coz I'll work on that now if I see u around

best era for text was easily 2000-2004.

thrived back then.

Allen Knight is absolutely right in regards to your boarding antics as of late, tho Muff... Maybe you should take a little vacation from forums, man...

I can barely get through any of your posts man... very cringe worthy, bro.

and I"m sure you'll just posts some scattered thought gibberish and end it with a "fgt" in response, but I'm being serious.

[El Muffin]

I hope Someone drops a tube of chapstick from the empire state building on top ur fuckin skull motherfucker

Amen.

I will picture ur death a thousand ways if u don't stop talking shit to me right now

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

lol, oh god.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Amen do you even battle?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

ya, actually about to sign in.

[El Muffin]

fk I'm tired

Zzzzz pz

Amen is name?

Oh

W.e I shoot u too nigga

Gnightzzz

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

fk I'm tired

Zzzzz pz

Amen is name?

Oh

W.e I shoot u too nigga

Gnightzzz

Wow, bro. You knew this. I believe you called me Amen in another thread, weirdo.

SMH. Lol, fucking spaz.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

ya, actually about to sign in.

good shit thats what i like to hear

[Destroyer]

open me n jilts shit for votes

[Cred]

Follow u wit cans up da street. Newly weds


That shit was banginnn I can't even stunt

[~RustyGunZ~]

Muff did you see my verse when it was posted for like 5 minutes?

I had a "you'll see a flash then" gunbar

Better than yours but weird coincidence if not

Newlyweds was dope though

[El Muffin]

Muff did you see my verse when it was posted for like 5 minutes?

I had a "you'll see a flash then" gunbar

Better than yours but weird coincidence if not

Newlyweds was dope though

I knew what was happening as soon as I saw the avy change

I welcome it

But yeah a glimpse.

Coincidence is likely yes
Cred

Good looks.

I literally rosee up a 1/2 inch out my chair )anything more n its,exercise nigga) when I read ur closer out loud in my head

Sharp how u post them lil stank faces

[El Muffin]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NAFucNV1r5c

Got me Standin place playin Charades
Digging Graves water whipping doin the harlem shake fkn doin stabbing gestures n Adlibs out loud
Yo that beat got me hype breh

Dolph is tht nigga srs

Don't fk w/ niggas coz they gossip like sum bitches

flow is retarded

[Trag.]

Posted Knucklehead

[El Muffin]

Trag.

Boo/galaxy


UNGHHHHH

*STOMACH RETCHES*

UNGGGHNNHN

Srs where,are those lil stank faces

I can't convey the ungh enough

[El Muffin]

http://otbva.com/forum/images/smilies2/th_shaqoohhh.png
http://otbva.com/forum/images/smilies2/th_shaqoohhh.png

I'm bout to vote w/ these lmaaao

[Ghost1]

Follow u wit cans up da street. Newly weds


That shit was banginnn I can't even stunt

Isn't this a b magic line tho

[El Muffin]

*googles*

[Destroyer]

bang cans behind ya car like a newlywed. You think you sick B Magic is ya Sudafed

[El Muffin]

Wow really?

That's it?

not even close

Conceptually . I mean yeah

But honestly don't kno what battle this is from

[Destroyer]

nah, it's just the same concept rhyming fed with newlywed
not the same at all as your bar which rhymes fed with newlywed

[El Muffin]

You can't be serious right now

I Hope not

coz I said drive off w ya Mans and cans follow u up the road

This nigga said bang cans behind ya

Not even close. Just the concept. Stop reaching

I never bit

Never will

I put it the lime I ain't know wtf that was till u haters came in here

Sorry guys

I came up w/ that

N I guarantee it won't even be considered

Because it's stupid

[Destroyer]

you may feel a slight sting. that's pride fucking with you...

[El Muffin]

cool cool

Js . No foul play. All bars.

Mine was 10x more creative

the root of my concept when I created it was the cans following up the road part

Then I tied it in w/ the rest u see

bang cans behind ya?

ehhhhh. Wouldn't have enen thought to go that route . Too easy tbh

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Oh snap all that URL binging got the best of you!

Nah jk it's just a flip I think

[El Muffin]

An unintentional one, yeah

still not even close

I'm saying so much more

[Trag.]

Disaster had a line in a battle like

So many cans firin out the whip the license plate will read "we just got "married"

Muffs was bettr

[El Muffin]

you may feel a slight sting. that's pride fucking with you...

Really InightfuL lol

U know how to push my buttons

[Destroyer]

lmfao

[El Muffin]

Disaster had a line in a battle like

So many cans firin out the whip the license plate will read "we just got "married"

Muffs was bettr

Thx bruh.

Ay u know what's funny.

I ran into a similar situation . Let me explain so I can put this in perspective

Some months ago I was rocking in my sig

"Sumthin sumthin homely style
try to sleep on me w/ that Bunk.. n ull get beat w/ Bars like gomet pyle"

maybe a week or two after that..I saw danny meyers vs bigg k

N ti my utter disbelief danny had a similar line

But mine was better

He basically said white boy got beat w/ Bars

So there's another. Shit I bet if u checked when that battle dropped and when I posted that bar. Mine predates it

I forgot Waht battle I posted it in

But I didn't rock it in my sig until a month or two after I used it

[Trag.]

I think these url/kotd cats read txt battles on the low

[El Muffin]

Yknow I thought this shit too^

But as I theorized I immediately stopped myself luke "nah that would be super lame"

But ttt

I dunnoooooooooooOooohhhhhooo lol

If they aren't

They need to

[~RustyGunZ~]

I think these url/kotd cats read txt battles on the low

lol there was a dude on NC1 that is in live battles now and bit a good amount of hush/neighbor/bluebayou lines for his tryout battles

[El Muffin]

And in inferior leagues there's even more ppl who used to battle at sites we are familiar w/

[El Muffin]

Knucklehead

http://otbva.com/forum/images/smilies2/th_shaqoohhh.png

[Ghost1]

So muff bit b magic

That's neat

[El Muffin]

*blood boils*

[~RustyGunZ~]

Knucklehead

http://otbva.com/forum/images/smilies2/th_shaqoohhh.png

it's game over for the competition tbc

I should have won KGP coming off my most recent battle being giving karpis an L

I slipped up

Won't happen again

[El Muffin]

Word, word

I look forward to when we battle

Its going to be a Rollercoaster ride of references

Unless u just go for my neck w/personals

Matters not. I'm hyped

[Junto]

lol there was a dude on NC1 that is in live battles now and bit a good amount of hush/neighbor/bluebayou lines for his tryout battles

who did? detour?

[~RustyGunZ~]

who did? detour?

no lol he is legit and was a good txt battler on his own

Lexx Luthor

dk what he goes by now

[~RustyGunZ~]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRgWmJuSs_c

he got picked on and shunned like most lames

forget what he did

I think made an account that was "his girl" but it was him lmao
Bags what did that dumb fagot do?

[El Muffin]

Is this nigga wearing a GI

OH FUCK NO

Btw Wats rly goin on w/ contenders n champ

[8===D~~~~(}:]

...

[El Muffin]

Lmao u seen thst

Its not that it's bad

I can't put my finger on it

Lol but there's something stopping me n I read that shit like 3x

Weird shit lol