ill nik-A 1-0 vs john hensley 1-0 - HENS WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday, June 4th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first


For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
ill nik-A john hensley

[ill nik-A]

Welcome!
16

[john hensley]

Check.

Gonna need the extension if that's cool, not alot of time the next couple days.

[Sharp]

john hensley nik-A sent a verse

[john hensley]

U sound bitter... Enjoy your success in the era of nobodies


Nikolis, the hypocrit...

U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic.
That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got.
He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot.
Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik.
I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch.
Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start.
Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky in South Park.
Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass.
Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an Old Fag that I Smoked in the Past.
Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams.
If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween.
He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops.
Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock.
Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills.
Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will.


pz.

[ill nik-A]

I’ve beat…
Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isn’t impressin kids, trust me
crank up the excuse machine… till the pop out clown screams “stop it, Hensley is rusty!”
a fat boy beatin Coup & RB dudes doesn’t make ya look better
listen to ya gut… cuz ur natural instincts are takin cake battles to expand ya food network
haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered
u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers
u gettin that work cuz my job’s to kill & harm kids for fun
if surviving’s somethin’ u’ll manage… then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun
bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh
stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win… it’s not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off
this mark is Drake soft & I’ma expose ya wack verse, J
ya punchlines don’t only just suck… it’s like they’re motor-boating on real bad wordplay
u think u got riders, but no one’s sweatin u nor ya shitty crew
every one’s votin for Dohpe… not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too
Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer
a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career

[Wanderer]

Nikolis, the hypocrit...

U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic.
summer classic? I get you though. Solid
That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got.
He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot.
dope
Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik.
I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch.
meh.. more Jenner.. Wasn't particularly feeling either
Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start.
Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky in South Park.
I guess. Wording makes it better
Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass.
Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an Old Fag that I Smoked in the Past.
dope
Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams.
If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween.
ok cool
He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops.
Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock.
haha nice
Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills.
Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will.
nah at this

pz.

Vs

I’ve beat…
Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isn’t impressin kids, trust me
crank up the excuse machine… till the pop out clown screams “stop it, Hensley is rusty!”
easy personal
a fat boy beatin Coup & RB dudes doesn’t make ya look better
listen to ya gut… cuz ur natural instincts are takin cake battles to expand ya food network
nah
haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered
u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers
cool
u gettin that work cuz my job’s to kill & harm kids for fun
if surviving’s somethin’ u’ll manage… then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun
haha solid
bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh
stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win… it’s not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off
doesn't rhyme for me
this mark is Drake soft & I’ma expose ya wack verse, J
ya punchlines don’t only just suck… it’s like they’re motor-boating on real bad wordplay
ehhh I guess
u think u got riders, but no one’s sweatin u nor ya shitty crew
every one’s votin for Dohpe… not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too
ha
Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer
a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career
not feeling


Dope battle guys. I think Hensley came strong compared to last week and I was feeling the majority of the verse. Dudes wording was dope IMO & thought alcoholic was LOTB as well. ill nik-A cool verse from him as well, seriously feeling those beat down and manage lines but I think I've got slightly less quotables. Wording compared to hensley's let him down.

V/John Hensley

[8===D~~~~(}:]

U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic.
ehh decent at best
That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got.
He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot.
lol dope
Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik.
I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch.
cool flip
Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start.
Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky in South Park.
ehh wording hurt this
Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass.
Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an Old Fag that I Smoked in the Past.
nice i liked this
Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams.
If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween.
decent here, a bit corny but still not bad
He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops.
Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock.
alright, thought you could have tweeked this a little but again not bad
Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills.
Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will.
not feelin this

vs


I’ve beat…
Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isn’t impressin kids, trust me
crank up the excuse machine… till the pop out clown screams “stop it, Hensley is rusty!”
ok decent here
a fat boy beatin Coup & RB dudes doesn’t make ya look better
listen to ya gut… cuz ur natural instincts are takin cake battles to expand ya food network
pretty good, i liked this
haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered
u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers
decent
u gettin that work cuz my job’s to kill & harm kids for fun
if surviving’s somethin’ u’ll manage… then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun
pretty good
bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh
stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win… it’s not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off
nah no rhyme here
this mark is Drake soft & I’ma expose ya wack verse, J
ya punchlines don’t only just suck… it’s like they’re motor-boating on real bad wordplay
ehh not feelin this either
u think u got riders, but no one’s sweatin u nor ya shitty crew
every one’s votin for Dohpe… not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too
good i liked this
Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer
a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career
i get it but it didnt hit for me

This was a good battle, somewhat even in quotes and both came pretty damn good. J Hens just edges it with consistency and his good punches were better than nik's good punches. Also nik's misses were softer than hens' misses.

Vote: J Hens

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic.
- nice personal.
That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got.
He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot.
- this was good.
Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik.
I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch.
- tired of seeing Bruce Jenner concepts but the wording was clean as fuck.
He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops.
Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock.
- this was dope.

vs

Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isn’t impressin kids, trust me
crank up the excuse machine… till the pop out clown screams “stop it, Hensley is rusty!”
- Solid personal.
haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered
u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers
- this was cool, lol.
u gettin that work cuz my job’s to kill & harm kids for fun
if surviving’s somethin’ u’ll manage… then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun
- dope, I fucks w/ this.
this mark is Drake soft & I’ma expose ya wack verse, J
ya punchlines don’t only just suck… it’s like they’re motor-boating on real bad wordplay
- lol, comedy.
u think u got riders, but no one’s sweatin u nor ya shitty crew
every one’s votin for Dohpe… not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too
- I thought this was pretty cool flip on an old concept.
Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer
a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career
- good.

OVERALL - IDK, but I think Nik got the edge here w/ a few more effective punches. Hens had some nice bars, but a couple of played ones that I felt hurt him. Example's are the Smoke a Fag, South Park reference and the Halloween bar. Even the Jenner reference was played to me, but I quoted it because his wording and execution were clean and slick, so figured I'd give him credit for it. Living Will had potential, but I think resorting to a simile kind of killed it for me, IDK. But with that being said...

Nik-A got it.

[Orc]

Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams.
If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween.
He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops.
Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock.
Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills.
Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will.

those three were cool. crows feet was ur best

alcoholic/shot. fag/smoke. shit/mr hanky (wtf). <-- all played out and u should know that

v



haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered
u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers
bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh
stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win… it’s not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off
Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer
a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career

it showed that u haven't battled in a while. very wordy compared to ur usual verses.

ehh

i'll probably vote nik-a because his lotb was better than Hens's

vote ill nik

[El Muffin]

Hens.
opener was a decent personal
closet alcy was dope. Idc if shot is played. Closet alcy is evocative. The entendre is hilarious both ways. But mainly the first way. I.e hiding in the closet to come out n have a shot lol
jenner us nah
Mr hanky seems old but ok
old fag. Played but efficient n effective. I think u can use a bunch of old concepts long as u string em together well

See my dead see/assault/lyin down lune in kgp

Real winner was cool

So was crows feet

Closer was eh


Illnikkkaaaa

Opener Lotb lmao
cake battles . There's some comeplexity there. The entendre on expand ur food network Is jacked though. If I'm being 100
beat down . This is that shit. Vintage
manage. Ehh the flow was soo choppy in this. Plus the word association was eh/loose to me. Manage/disgruntled employes kill u blah
motorboating on real bad wordplay was like Chris Farley farting on stage
Voting for DOHpe seems played but I hvt seen it. Nice
breakdown so COLD was wack

Iono. I saw glimpses of vintage shit from u both

I think hens was more efficient

4 quotes to 3

I counted


V/hens

[El Muffin]

Oops dbl post

[Trag.]

Hensley... Crows feet, fresh
Nika... Punches the fingers, nice imagery

Both opened with a personal, thought Nik was more creative.
Hensley was more consistent, even though son concepts bern done before
Nika lost me w/ his last couple, felt reachy.

V/ Hensley in a close one... Great battle for this league

[fraze]

U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic.
cool personal but punch is a little light
That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got.
He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot.
another nice personal
Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik.
I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch.
not a huge fan of the Jenner flips but this is the best one ive seen so far
Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start.
Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky in South Park.
simple but ok. probably played but idk
Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass.
Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an Old Fag that I Smoked in the Past.
played wp but the tie ins make it better
Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams.
If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween.
meh
He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops.
Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock.
this is cool
Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills.
Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will.
ok


I’ve beat…
Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isn’t impressin kids, trust me
crank up the excuse machine… till the pop out clown screams “stop it, Hensley is rusty!”
funny but didn't really like the punch
a fat boy beatin Coup & RB dudes doesn’t make ya look better
listen to ya gut… cuz ur natural instincts are takin cake battles to expand ya food network
food network doesn't work both ways to me so this misses
haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered
u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers
light but cool concept
u gettin that work cuz my job’s to kill & harm kids for fun
if surviving’s somethin’ u’ll manage… then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun
didn't like the wording here.
bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh
stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win… it’s not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off
cool but could have been setup better
this mark is Drake soft & I’ma expose ya wack verse, J
ya punchlines don’t only just suck… it’s like they’re motor-boating on real bad wordplay
no sir
u think u got riders, but no one’s sweatin u nor ya shitty crew
every one’s votin for Dohpe… not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too
this was a nice concept but the punch is too wordy so its not as effective
Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer
a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career
concept is ok, didn't like how it was flipped


I have 'closet alchoholic' and 'jennerous' vs 'watching through fingers'. Both dudes came with nice verses, and I wasn't dissapointed in this blast from the past match up. But seems like Nik might still be a little rusty, because his bars are missing that viciousness I remember seeing from him in the past. Hens was a little more consistent here, definitely a step up from last weeks verse, but still had a few wp's that feel a little old. Good battle both of you.

Vote John Hensley

[fraze]

Double post. Apologies.

[Junto]

U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic.
cool personal tie in, not real hardhitting though
That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got.
He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot.
this was a dope twist... especially after the opener
Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik.
I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch.
wasn't really feelin this
Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start.
Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky in South Park.
mmmkay. mmmkay. smooth but I think I seen/used the play before
Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass.
Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an Old Fag that I Smoked in the Past.
haha execution was nice again... fag & cig play pretty old though
Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams.
If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween.
...this the first time you usin this? looks too familiar to me
He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops.
Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock.
haha nice
Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills.
Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will.
solid finish

vs.

Ive beat
Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isnt impressin kids, trust me
crank up the excuse machine till the pop out clown screams stop it, Hensley is rusty!
nice
a fat boy beatin Coup & RB dudes doesnt make ya look better
listen to ya gut cuz ur natural instincts are takin cake battles to expand ya food network
okay... decent idea but didn't really hit
havent faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered
u not only scared of this beat down u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers
I like this one
u gettin that work cuz my jobs to kill & harm kids for fun
if survivings somethin ull manage then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun
concept was good but execution was off though
bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh
stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win its not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off
idk, creative but didn't really work for me
this mark is Drake soft & Ima expose ya wack verse, J
ya punchlines dont only just suck its like theyre motor-boating on real bad wordplay
nah
u think u got riders, but no ones sweatin u nor ya shitty crew
every ones votin for Dohpe not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too
pretty simple play on Dohpe but cool, current twist
Username used to help u stay hot so lets address it, queer
a breakdown this cold shows theres a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career
ehhh

Real difficult to call this one. Nice to see a couple wily old vets sluggin it out again.
A couple haymakers on each side... That said, both are still showin some rust too
Hens got the wording on point but Mr. Hankey, Old Fag, & Halloween just weren't fresh
Nik-A was a bit more creative throughout... but the execution wasn't there on a handful
Hensley cool peeps so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt he didn't use Halloween before.
Liked closet alcoholic, crow feet, & living will. Excuse machine, thru his fingers, Dohpe from Nika.
The misses were harder to compare because they missed for different reasons.
Damn... overall I gotta edge it to Hensley here by a hair

V/ JH