Puffy Muffy and Chill Phil duke it out thread

[Chill Phil]

*puts in mouth piece*

FIGHT!

[Hush]

Popcorn poppin

[Chill Phil]

Muff we have a battle of wits in here of you like?

[Hush]

Muff look like he suffer from winter depressor mid summer

[Chill Phil]

Muff ate his PTO days too soon.

[El Muffin]

I like you phil

*backs away but clutches at waistband*

[Ghost1]

Battle of the emo lightskinnededs.

Muff man the fuck up.

[Chill Phil]

This was gonna be at least 17 pages and more rep than you could spread in a lifetime.


This was gonna be the greatest mental melee of 2015.



*spits mouthpiece out*

[Chill Phil]

Battle of the emo lightskinnededs.

Muff man the fuck up.

Nigger I'll shit in your fridge. Finger bang your bitch with my middle finger while my tongue's out AMD send it to your work email.

[El Muffin]

This was gonna be at least 17 pages and more rep than you could spread in a lifetime.


This was gonna be the greatest mental melee of 2015.



*spits mouthpiece out*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/1968_Olympics_Black_Power_salute.jpg

[Ghost1]

Nigger I'll shit in your fridge. Finger bang your bitch with my middle finger while my tongue's out AMD send it to your work email.

LOL

Save ur energy for muffin




Muff u actin like a little BITCH right now

[El Muffin]

If it were u anthony I'd be all for it

Iono what phil wants lol. I think my Flo Rida comment stabbed him in 5he soul

Coz he realized he kinda do look like him



Lmao

I'm still here and capable of launching a tirade tho

But I doubt phil will be able to mk me mad

[Chill Phil]

If it were u anthony I'd be all for it

Iono what phil wants lol. I think my Flo Rida comment stabbed him in 5he soul

Coz he realized he kinda do look like him



Lmao

I'm still here and capable of launching a tirade.

It's jyst phil doesn't get me boiling like others do

Sry
I realized I looked like him while I was still in the Navy. You're 7 years behind, Eaty Gonzales

[El Muffin]

I realized I looked like him while I was still in the Navy. You're 7 years behind, Eaty Gonzales

Oh I'm sorry . You already came upon the conclusion you look like a fgt who wears shades indoors

If you don't shut your balding ass up

Hairline receding like shorelines before tsunamis nigga

Oh no

Oh fukushima head ass nigga

Ima fuck u up

u do not want this phil

I will get you

[Chill Phil]

Nigga, make your stomach line recede, please?

[Chill Phil]

Nigga, your torso look like an emoticon

[El Muffin]

Nigga I can lose weight

Can u unlose ur Hairline

I thought not

Fuck u and ur knifegun ya bish

Lol

Ay nigga it's war

*click clack*

[Chill Phil]

Your mom's face looks like a cheap electric iron

[El Muffin]

Ok I'm done

Lol oh shit

I saw ur Hairline on the side of a milk box

Or in the lobby of walmart


Have u seen me?

Fuck no

[Chill Phil]

My hairline died cause you ate all the food, nigga.

Looking like an Armenian bubba sparxxx

[Chill Phil]

Lmao...aight aight


Good spar, sir.

Respect

[Ghost1]

Your mom's face looks like a cheap electric iron

Looooool

[El Muffin]

Lmao...aight aight


Good spar, sir.

Respect

Yo dead @that shit

Yo I'm not even mad

That's just too evocative

My mom's pretty but I'd be a liar if I didn't see the association most immediately

Lord.

Gs

[Chill Phil]

Yo dead @that shit

Yo I'm not even mad

That's just too evocative

My mom's pretty but I'd be a liar if I didn't see the association most immediately

Lord.

Gs
Nah nigga...you edited your post after posting it.



Fat ass nigga, you snort ice cream and post threads while brain freezing

[Ghost1]

Yea phil call my mom a whore an kick me in the dick again!

R we friends yet ?

:(

[El Muffin]

Nah nigga...you edited your post after posting it.



Fat ass nigga, you snort ice cream and post threads while brain freezing


Shut the fuck up

I hope ur fuckin suit of armor crashes on u while ur sleep n the visor chops ur fkn nose off

Fkn fagot

Oh I got a suit of armor in my house

VERY ECCENTRIC

Ole professional b3d bug eradicatOr faggot

Wtf. Can u just be normal and work for Orkin?

[Chill Phil]

Shut the fuck up

I hope ur fuckin suit of armor crashes on u while ur sleep n the visor chops ur fkn nose off

Fkn fagot

Oh I got a suit of armor in my house

VERY ECCENTRIC

Ole professional b3d bug eradicatOr faggot

Wtf. Can u just be normal and work for Orkin?
How you gonna be unemployed and make fun of a nigga for the job he has?


Don't answer that. Finish your go-gurt and stand on the scale. I bet it reads "still don't measure up fatty"

[El Muffin]

I can go grab a dog n tell u niggas it's trained to sniff out rectal cancer

Realize that Noone on earth knows a bed bug service

That shit prolly Sim Craigs list ad u put up

I'll bring my dog over

But I'll be the one sniffing ur mattress

Lmao u fkn legit scary

[Chill Phil]

Muff found out his "strong hand," after flipping pancakes

[Chill Phil]

Muff got misleading titties and shit

[El Muffin]

Btw. This the first time I been unemployed in years

I still have money

The struggle isn't real yet

Yet

[Chill Phil]

Eh. I honestly do hope you get back on your feet. For reals.

[El Muffin]

No doubt.

I do too

Thx. It sucks because like I told hush..I was expecting big things

Then they pulled the carpet from under me

like my expenses went up like cray

For example

My phone bill is like 200 sumthin month

that and cable Internet n stuff

I was quite new to the money thing

So I went ham.

Now I have these bills lol.

Verizon can suck my dick tho

lol

[Greed]

Verizon gon end up fucking you up

[Chill Phil]

No doubt.

I do too

Thx. It sucks because like I told hush..I was expecting big things

Then they pulled the carpet from under me

like my expenses went up like cray

For example

My phone bill is like 200 sumthin month

that and cable Internet n stuff

I was quite new to the money thing

So I went ham.

Now I have these bills lol.

Verizon can suck my dick tho

lol
Drop it. Pay for only what you TRULY need. You're gonna have to lose the internet.


*my face is sad as FUCK, bros*

[El Muffin]

I know it man


lol. Boy do I fucking know it



Lol

"You have surpassed ur limit of blah blah"

Would u like to increase ur etc etc push 1


1


1



1


1


1


Fuck it. Yolo. I got me a good job. Oiling stuff. They fly me on helicopta.



2-month later

Muff. your fired


Goteeeeemmmm

[Chill Phil]

...cause your throat is a one-way check valve?

[Ghost1]

Good phil. Hurt him while he is weak.

[Chill Phil]

Nigga, your whole outline look like a sippy cup accident.

[Chill Phil]

This nigga body type is classified as "shoulder shrug"

[Chill Phil]

This niggas favorite number is "ate."

[Chill Phil]

This nigga's shadow weighs 2 pounds.

[Chill Phil]

This nigga has beef with vegetables

[Chill Phil]

Nigga, even your thoughts are chubby.

[Chill Phil]

This nigga's fighting stance is "gummy bear"

[El Muffin]

stfu you undulate toad

[El Muffin]

I bet your couch smell like 3 day old 3d doritos

Fk u mfer

[El Muffin]

Ehh.

I'm not even the slightest botherd Lol. It's much easier when I'm PISSED yknow

[~RustyGunZ~]

I bet your couch smell like 3 day old 3d doritos

Fk u mfer

lol rmmbr 3d doritos guys?

dk if u do

uh-oh ur a history guy have u heard of them???

i ate those alot like most food fk they were goo5d

[Ghost1]

Lolol dead

[veritas]

This beef is boring af. This is why the state of the game is hurting right now.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

whats up with this black on black crime though?

As a defacto member of the NC black delegation I have to say "this is what they want us to do"

[Chill Phil]

I'm just raising my post count so admins will take my name change request more seriously

[Ghost1]

Hey phil u stupid Fuckface

Put ur request in the name change thread

Fucka idiyote

[Chill Phil]

Hey phil u stupid Fuckface

Put ur request in the name change thread

Fucka idiyote

Links or it don't exist mule face

[Chill Phil]

This beef is boring af. This is why the state of the game is hurting right now.

Probably because it's not a real beef

[IAmRhetoric]

lmao yo
he said receding hairlines like waves before a tsunami
nigga said your shadow weighs 2 pounds
lmaaaaoooo