Week 10 Chat

[Sharp]

Champ Match: Sn00p 5-0 vs Muff 4-2

Contender Match: john hensley 2-0 vs Knucklehead 2-1

Fraze 4-1 vs Junto 3-1
Wanderer 3-3 vs Destroyer 1-3 (Pics)
murda sho 2-1 vs Burd 1-3
jilti 7-2 vs Hush 1-1 (Pics?)
Zelphish 2-1 vs Lotto Smirk 2-1
ispaz 2-3 vs Cred 2-2
King Karaoke 1-0 vs Tic Tac 3-2
ill nik-A 1-1 vs Chyeahhh Guevara 0-1
_____ aka Greed 1-2 vs Unfukwitable 1-2
Trag. 0-1 vs Bomb Bard 0-1 (1 NS)
makajibbz 1-1 vs Bust 0-0
Paradigm 0-0 vs IamRehtoric 0-0
Yung fe 0-0 vs non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot 0-0

[Sharp]

Mag up tomorrow
recs updated once I have threads up
EDIT: records updated

[IAmRhetoric]

ayyy say dat.

[Wanderer]

Don't mean to go all Jilti up in here but how you tryna post a pic from ya phone?

[Wanderer]

I'll work it out

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Wanderer what kind of phone you got?

I have an iPhone I downloaded the photobucket app and upload my pics to that then copy the link and post it here

[Destroyer]

you got to be fucking kidding me

[Sharp]

I'll work it out

you can upload them as attachments in your post - hit go advanced by the post button, scroll down to manage attachments and then find the file on your phone

or upload to imgur.com with your phone and copy/paste the image link here

[Wanderer]

Wanderer what kind of phone you got?

I have an iPhone I downloaded the photobucket app and upload my pics to that then copy the link and post it here

I phone, sweet well I'll try sharps method and then if that fails I got you

[Wanderer]

you got to be fucking kidding me

Lmao, it'll be good des don't wanna disappoint

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

you got to be fucking kidding me

Lmaooo

[Wanderer]

So I'm now just getting the same "your pic is too big in size for this forum" bullshit every time I try. Des is sweating. Gonna try another way

[~RustyGunZ~]

So I'm now just getting the same "your pic is too big in size for this forum" bullshit every time I try. Des is sweating. Gonna try another way

do you have a smartphone?

DL the Imgur app

Upload

Copy link

Post it here

I'll change it to a jpg just post the link

[Cred]

you got to be fucking kidding me

Hahahah this shit too funny

[8===D~~~~(}:]

I mean, what I just said is the easiest way yo...lol but ok do it the hard way

[murda sho]

Yo my bad for last week, I been in Atlanta since Thursday drunk and knockin bitches off, It was no way I was about to sit still to write a verse... you can throw me back in the bottom of the pile but can I get a battle this week? I'll work my way back to the top 90% of the niggas in the league can't fuck with me so it should be easy anyway

[jilti]

Yo my bad for last week, I been in Atlanta since Thursday drunk and knockin bitches off, It was no way I was about to sit still to write a verse... you can throw me back in the bottom of the pile but can I get a battle this week? I'll work my way back to the top 90% of the niggas in the league can't fuck with me so it should be easy anyway

I'll battle u

[El Muffin]

you got to be fucking kidding me

This slaughtered me

Lmdaaa5

Destroyer legit tired of battling ppl with NokiaS

I'm doooone

Repped

[Junto]

you can upload them as attachments in your post - hit go advanced by the post button, scroll down to manage attachments and then find the file on your phone

someone try that method right now wit any pic you took on your phone...
I'd like to test somethin out, will report back if it works like I think

[murda sho]

lets get it

[Wanderer]

I mean, what I just said is the easiest way yo...lol but ok do it the hard way

Wasn't exactly easy but I did that shit

[Allen Knight]

Yo my bad for last week, I been in Atlanta since Thursday drunk and knockin bitches off, It was no way I was about to sit still to write a verse... you can throw me back in the bottom of the pile but can I get a battle this week? I'll work my way back to the top 90% of the niggas in the league can't fuck with me so it should be easy anyway

This nigga still drunk.

[murda sho]

AK what's our record against eachother?

[~RustyGunZ~]

@murda vs Orc ?

Or AK

[murda sho]

I don't give a fuck who i battle.

[Allen Knight]

AK what's our record against eachother?

1-0 me
But 1-1 if u count the tag battle , i battled u an karp, alone.

[murda sho]

we never battled before the tag match?... I find that weird we've known each other for a while.. i think I might have battled you on the come up

[El Muffin]

lol let me duck this battle lol but post in nbl chat the following day talm bout drinking four lokos n eating my cuz ins ass like keVin gates

Ain't nobody tryin hear that shit

Ur hear the DAY after acknowledging u weren't goin to sit n write a verse

But u hear gettin Nostalgic about ur past battles w/ allen knight

That doesn't make sense lol

Major cop out

But it's w.e

Eventually u won't have the choice but get fucked up

[Allen Knight]

we never battled before the tag match?... I find that weird we've known each other for a while.. i think I might have battled you on the come up

I kno its werid as fuck but we never battled, an we know each other since 09??
Lol i guess the world would blow up if we did battle on nc, but u kno im fuckin w/ u, u got bars.

[El Muffin]

I kno u were shook

*shots fired*

[Destroyer]

pretty sure murda was my first battle ever
I lost

[murda sho]

Muff... if you went on a trip on thursday... what day would you come back.. sunday night right?... its Monday.. dickhead shut up

[Junto]

you can upload them as attachments in your post - hit go advanced by the post button, scroll down to manage attachments and then find the file on your phone

someone try that method right now wit any pic you took on your phone...
I'd like to test somethin out, will report back if it works like I think

someone wit an iPhone humor me please

[murda sho]

pretty sure murda was my first battle ever
I lost

you got way better I'll definitely say that

[murda sho]

Muff i'll battle you today for your contender spot and i'll still battle for the champ match this week...

since you think I'm shook... put your hands up and prove it

[El Muffin]

Muff... if you went on a trip on thursday... what day would you come back.. sunday night right?... its Monday.. dickhead shut up

Lol

Yeah

Ay bruh I'm just doin Waht u used to do when u were hungry

Remember?

this nigga muff a fucking pussy u scary nigga! U step ima zip u up!!!!!

Insert smile face shooting assault rifles

[Allen Knight]

Muff... if you went on a trip on thursday... what day would you come back.. sunday night right?... its Monday.. dickhead shut up

Lmaoo, this nigga muff trippin off advil an allergy pills.

[IAmRhetoric]

Muff i'll battle you today for your contender spot and i'll still battle for the champ match this week...

since you think I'm shook... put your hands up and prove it

Muff he said you a bitch n you eat hamburger cupcakes w/ semen icing

[El Muffin]

Muff i'll battle you today for your contender spot and i'll still battle for the champ match this week...

since you think I'm shook... put your hands up and prove it

How u gon Battle me for a lunch ables pizza that I'm already making

Thefuk loL

[Sharp]

someone wit an iPhone humor me please

i've done that before on my motorola if that means anything

yall work this out and we'll get murda back in, i know orc wants a pic battle

[El Muffin]

someone wit an iPhone humor me please

S5 checkin I

H/o

Ion see no manage attachments

[murda sho]

Lol

Yeah

Ay bruh I'm just doin Waht u used to do when u were hungry

Remember?

this nigga muff a fucking pussy u scary nigga! U step ima zip u up!!!!!

Insert smile face shooting assault rifles

you know what.. this is true.. I used to talk so much shit to you when I finally got dope and started busting the vets ass hahaha

[El Muffin]

Lol. I knew Ud be able to identify

[Junto]

i've done that before on my motorola if that means anything

can you try it again here then?
pic of your dog or whatever, doesn't matter... just one you took on the phone

[Orc]

murda sho u wanna pic battle?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Orc

thanks to your post in week 9 chat

i'm on some other shit, i'm azor ahai but myself reincarnated

[Allen Knight]

Lmaoo off one verse.

[Destroyer]

now that week 9, is behind us, let me school you cretins on tea

oolong, it's a type of tea

[Destroyer]

not to mention I'm still pissed nobody gave my rusty line props like three weeks ago
something like dude's so Rusty people call his name when he's standing right next to them
that's a fucking national lampoons vacation reference
watch a fucking comedy that doesn't have Dave chappelle in it, you fucking faggots!

[murda sho]

im not battling you till you show me how to make my avi like that Orc

[El Muffin]

Lmaoo off one verse.

Lmao. U don't know how tempted I was to post a fkn tirade aimed at knuck

rly?

Its so obv he Ridin a wave

all good tho

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lmaoo off one verse.

What's got you bitter at me AK?

Tell me your troubles bro

[El Muffin]

not to mention I'm still pissed nobody gave my rusty line props like three weeks ago
something like dude's so Rusty people call his name when he's standing right next to them
that's a fucking national lampoons vacation reference
watch a fucking comedy that doesn't have Dave chappelle in it, you fucking faggots!


Fuck that white ppl shit

Looooool.

Nah but there's Soooo many bat lampoon movies

I can't differentiate

[Orc]

im not battling you till you show me how to make my avi like that Orc

idk how it worked bro usually they don't

[~RustyGunZ~]

im not battling you till you show me how to make my avi like that Orc

admin has to do it for you

send me a gif you want and I'll resize it and add it bro

[murda sho]

awww shit I'm about to get some dope shit... don't do it for anyone else cause then it's gonna get lame

[~RustyGunZ~]

idk how it worked bro usually they don't

they need to be a certain size both the dimensions and file size for users to do it

a lot of them are too large of files for anyone other than admins to add them from the CP

[Allen Knight]

What's got you bitter at me AK?

Tell me your troubles bro

Bitter? How cuz i just said off one battle? Shit wasnt even dope tbh.

But on this topic u should have alot more l's cuz u no showed shit
Cuz ur admin means u can whil them off?? Thats scrub shit.

[Orc]

& im loving these gun bars

my one a while back in NBL was still the meanest

if u thuggin?! Trusttt you'll die if u move cousin
ima have Arms around everrrybody. u wud think we was Group Huggin

blat.blat.blattt

or something

[Destroyer]

oh SNAP

[~RustyGunZ~]

Bitter? How cuz i just said off one battle? Shit wasnt even dope tbh.

But on this topic u should have alot more l's cuz u no showed shit
Cuz ur admin means u can whil them off?? Thats scrub shit.

already addressed that, took off 2 cus I got 2 extra from the sharp ish

voted to make em up

if there are any more there MIGHT be like 1 lol

you're an admin feel free to add another one

and you been negative towards me in everything you've responded to for like 2 weeks now

also it was dope

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Lotto Smirk I'm dropping 16 tomorrow lets get this posted early bra

[Junto]

nevermind Sharp ... looks like the issue was fixed based on the 2015 Pic thread
I would still stay away from postin em the way you described though

[Allen Knight]

@already addressed that, took off 2 cus I got 2 extra from the sharp ish

voted to make em up

if there are any more there MIGHT be like 1 lol

you're an admin feel free to add another one

and you been negative towards me in everything you've responded to for like 2 weeks now

also it was dope

No i havent im like this to everyone, an since u did that it made me think of u diff.
Lets say its 1, that still corny shit no one else does that, shit is some rb mods moves tbh.
But u should have 13 ls & that shit is some lil kid stuff,

[murda sho]

& im loving these gun bars

my one a while back in NBL was still the meanest

if u thuggin?! Trusttt you'll die if u move cousin
ima have Arms around everrrybody. u wud think we was Group Huggin

blat.blat.blattt

or something

Charlie Clips just said that in his last battle... Anyway we can do the pic battle I've never done one before so If you trash me I want a rematch with regular bars if i win then no rematch fuck you haha

[Cred]

I was jus bout to say that. That's Clips bar

[Orc]

Charlie Clips just said that in his last battle... Anyway we can do the pic battle I've never done one before so If you trash me I want a rematch with regular bars if i win then no rematch fuck you haha

hahaha fuck off really??? damn i dropped it a while back that's whats up. i don't remember where tho whether LLL or NBL. i'll search it now. yea okay that sounds fair i'm just gonna call u wiz khalifa for at least 10 lines anyway bro

[murda sho]

I know haha you about to go crazy on my dreads and tats... don't worry ima roast yo ass too though Orc

[Cred]

My gun bar last week on rb was nasty


Choppers wit drum clips, bullets fly & get dumped quick
Boaaaa, dem arms come from the bottom like I completed a front flip

& my hush joint from last week in the nbl was nasty too

I been doing these muhfukas before it was cool

[El Muffin]

That ahit look like every line u ever written nigga Orc

Js

Don't take errythi ng I say as hate

No more fuckery from m3 idc who u are


gone @that's clips shit

damn. Already Nigga?

Lol jk

[8===D~~~~(}:]

You wanna join my gang?

[Orc]

hahaha Muff are u talking to me

& Cred murda sho i dropped it here

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=106831&highlight=group+hugging

[El Muffin]

N cred that uber shit was dope

But Noone seeing me

Not knuck either

I bucked his head up n now he think he god

ur verse wasn't all that. I was hype to see u ride the wave n change ur approach

Mine wasn't either

I'm aware of that

[Cred]

hahaha Muff are u talking to me

& Cred murda sho i dropped it here

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=106831&highlight=group+hugging

Clips bit YO shit haha nah but that battle jus dropped recently n ur shit old. I see u

[Orc]

u were late on the train either way Muffy, simmer down

Cred that line u posted was dope

[El Muffin]

No Im not

I'm on my own tracks buddy

Not just gunbars. Flow. Structure. Stream of concious shit

the latter especially

u will see

[Orc]

i was a fan way back i won't lie

[Sn00p]

if u thuggin?! Trusttt you'll die if u move cousin
ima have Arms around everrrybody. u wud think we was Group Huggin


lmao. u added a 2nd rhyme to the setup that wasn't there in the original bar. WE SEE YOU, ORC. WE SEE YOU

[Orc]

lmao. u added a 2nd rhyme to the setup that wasn't there in the original bar. WE SEE YOU, ORC. WE SEE YOU

i wrote it from memory lol

it was November cut me some slack brother

[Sn00p]

Sharp, did i not get the win added cuz i didn't vote? cuz yesterday, the site was down. & i just came home now, and all the battles are already closed

[Sn00p]

i wrote it from memory lol

it was November cut me some slack brother

just thought it was funny how instincts kicked in & u had to have that dbl rhyme setup we're used to seeing from u lmao.

[~RustyGunZ~]

@

No i havent im like this to everyone, an since u did that it made me think of u diff.
Lets say its 1, that still corny shit no one else does that, shit is some rb mods moves tbh.
But u should have 13 ls & that shit is some lil kid stuff,

nah you never really were like that with me ever dude haha

were always cool then suddenly fuck ur mag you did for us, you abuse powers and your verse everyone else thought was dope sucked

make it 23 L's idgaf bro

came back and it was at 11 without me touching it at all

took off 2 for the extra L's

sharp must have already done it if you're saying 13

just drop the negativity towards me for a misunderstanding man

[El Muffin]

i was a fan way back i won't lie

No doubt my nigga

n likewise when I stopped txt and admired ur ascension from the woodworks

[Sharp]

Sharp, did i not get the win added cuz i didn't vote? cuz yesterday, the site was down. & i just came home now, and all the battles are already closed

fuck forgot to change that you got the win I just spaced when I set battles. we didnt count votes this week due to the site being down

and knuck got a loss for noshowing split in week 3, then the extra for not voting

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=118212


meaning you deleted a loss that I would've deleted later today when I do kgp and an actual loss


the only records I fixed so far were illergicreaxion and tic

[Orc]

hahaha you're probably right

[Tic]

Yoooooooooooooooo. I just edited my verse in KGP cuz it was fucked up and my PM to Sharp didn't go through. Junto Trust I only changed the weird symbols.

[~RustyGunZ~]

fuck forgot to change that you got the win I just spaced when I set battles. we didnt count votes this week due to the site being down

and knuck got a loss for noshowing split in week 3, then the extra for not voting

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=118212


meaning you deleted a loss that I would've deleted later today when I do kgp and an actual loss


the only records I fixed so far were illergicreaxion and tic

fixed regardless

[Destroyer]

yo knuck, hook a bear up

[Sharp]

Yoooooooooooooooo. I just edited my verse in KGP cuz it was fucked up and my PM to Sharp didn't go through. Junto Trust I only changed the weird symbols.

I can see edit history, this is true

[Destroyer]

word sir thanks

[El Muffin]

Lol if u can see edit history I feel bad for u when u read my posts

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

I've heard a few arms around/group huggin flips.

I think Orc's was like the 2nd one, tho.

Charlie Clips spit something close to it recently, as well.

[Junto]

Yoooooooooooooooo. I just edited my verse in KGP cuz it was fucked up and my PM to Sharp didn't go through. Junto Trust I only changed the weird symbols.

haha word... you ain't see my PM earlier?
I said go ahead & edit that shit cuz it's fucked. You good my man.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

I've heard a few arms around/group huggin flips.

I think Orc's was like the 2nd one, tho.

Charlie Clips spit something close to it recently, as well.

You've seen everything before, you're god. Everything is either played to you or you've used it back on 03 right?

[Allen Knight]

nah you never really were like that with me ever dude haha

were always cool then suddenly fuck ur mag you did for us, you abuse powers and your verse everyone else thought was dope sucked

make it 23 L's idgaf bro

came back and it was at 11 without me touching it at all

took off 2 for the extra L's

sharp must have already done it if you're saying 13

just drop the negativity towards me for a misunderstanding man


yea ur right bro, we still iz friendz :)

[~RustyGunZ~]

coo coo

finally played the new mortal kombat

I can't pin point how it's much different than other fighting games but it has me addicted worse than any have since some of the original street fighters

[Allen Knight]

coo coo

finally played the new mortal kombat

I can't pin point how it's much different than other fighting games but it has me addicted worse than any have since some of the original street fighters

havent played it yet, i seen they have jason tho,

i just been playin nba 2k15, thats my shit.

[~RustyGunZ~]

havent played it yet, i seen they have jason tho,

i just been playin nba 2k15, thats my shit.

yeah he's okay to use

I don't like the character but I got pretty slick with Jax quickly

Also Ermac

[El Muffin]

Ak who u run w/ on 2k?

Me it's the bulls n kings all day

Jimmy butler gives no fkS

[Allen Knight]

Ermac is the man.


& i use the knicks, but if im playin vs tough compo i use the rockets.

[Kill Spree]

coo coo

finally played the new mortal kombat

I can't pin point how it's much different than other fighting games but it has me addicted worse than any have since some of the original street fighters

Games dope. I haven't played MK since saga tbh.

[Ghost1]

yea ur right bro, we still iz friendz :)

WTF is this u soft fagot. FINISH THIS COWARD

[~RustyGunZ~]

WTF is this u soft fagot. FINISH THIS COWARD

I'm unfinishable

[Allen Knight]

WTF is this u soft fagot. FINISH THIS COWARD

LOLL

http://files.riffsy.com/images/373415ccaddfac6394a131cad8d5eb72/raw

[~RustyGunZ~]

Games dope. I haven't played MK since saga tbh.

The brutalities are insane

[El Muffin]

That gif is the best lol

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

You've seen everything before, you're god. Everything is either played to you or you've used it back on 03 right?

Pretty accurate lol.

[murda sho]

I been dropping gun bars way back when y'all fags was texting-like-this/

[~RustyGunZ~]

I been dropping gun bars way back when y'all fags was texting-like-this/

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l202/Weavel17/Sigs/sunny08.gif

[El Muffin]

Lmao

[murda sho]

that was funny though

[Cred]

Hahhaha

[Ghost1]

LOLL

http://files.riffsy.com/images/373415ccaddfac6394a131cad8d5eb72/raw

Lmaooooooo

[Sharp]

for those that havent seen it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoiCagJhmQc

[IAmRhetoric]

lmaaao.

I was in class today, we're in final week so we got extended class n shit. so i'm fuckin round in my study hall class, n boul tried to start flaming me up cuz he know i battle.
he come at me with
"I gotta put it simp-ily.
Why would you be mad if all I had was fat jokes to bring for T."
Stopped him dead in his tracks like
"bruh just stop now. if you go out quietly i wont call you out n then proceed to flame/clown you nigga"
he simmered down quick

for all who don't know, that bar is in a rone battle on kotd. biting faggot thought he could step to me with barz. pfft.

[Allen Knight]

for those that havent seen it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoiCagJhmQc

this is a great one lolll

[Kill Spree]

The brutalities are insane

Scorpions half head shit fuckin killed me. Went wild.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Scorpions half head shit fuckin killed me. Went wild.

Sign in bra

[El Muffin]

This Spelling Bee on Jimmy Kimmel is fucking hilarious! !!

"Uh can I get language of origin?"

Guillermo-"uhh dis word ahh..it come from the dictionary "

Lmaaaaaaao

[jilti]

Sent pic to Sharp Hush

[Junto]

Sent pic to Sharp Hush

Nigga you gay?

[Junto]

real rap though I'm lookin forward to that one, BOTW potential...
Jilly bean, ya stole my pic battling style but that verse for Sharp was nice man
You can continue using it... since I can't anyway

[jilti]

real rap though I'm lookin forward to that one, BOTW potential...
Jilly bean, ya stole my pic battling style but that verse for Sharp was nice man
You can continue using it... since I can't anyway

Lol i dont even know who u are..

[El Muffin]

Lol. Nah

Jilti been doin 5hat

[Junto]

Okay, I'm talkin bout influence you swollen teddy bear bitch. Nobody influenced his style?

K dot Pimpken did. THAT'S WHO

haha fuckin MUFF man... I'll kill you in real life one day as a gesture of kindness you drug riddled turd

[El Muffin]

try me

I'd bite ur toes off one by one.

[Junto]

Haha aight you got me there. How'd the interview go you fuckin scumbag?

[El Muffin]

Haha aight you got me there. How'd the interview go you fuckin scumbag?

That wasn't what it was.

I went by to drop off my birth certificate n ss

I have to renew my TWIC

I'm essentially guaranteed the job. I've spoken to management but it was just some informal shit.

usually for new hires companys have to pay for certs...helicopter survival training...training to survive in open water

I can make a flotation device out of coveralls (that u wear or on lifeboat or near it during evac) nigga

But the helo simulation is a mfer bros

I damn near drowned first time

Got disoriented/unbuckled b4 it stopped spinning underwater

I was like uhh bloop bloop where's da window


u see ima good swimmer. So I had the black helmet like 70 percent of the class. The 2 ppl in my group who COULDN'T SWIM were tended too first. Lol so I'm down there fucking drowning while the divers are saving the red helmets

Well not drowning. I got out


But still lol

Panic ensuEd

I never fucked up agsim

See when it's rotating down there it's hard to tell when it stopped because ur body loses sense of motion . I mean ur in water yknow?. Hard to explain but I promise u shit is real

[Junto]

are you done?

[El Muffin]

Wanderer

How u look like orc n lars combined?

What is this?

I can't jiggy w/ this shit


Haha yall kill me b. The lime is great

[El Muffin]

are you done?

Sry I got carried away.

Nigga was reflectin on that scary ass shit

I legit almost died

[Junto]

Nah glad to hear it my man good luck on that... real nigga shit

The telekinetic energy comin your way

[jilti]

Okay, I'm talkin bout influence you swollen teddy bear bitch. Nobody influenced his style?

K dot Pimpken did. THAT'S WHO

haha fuckin MUFF man... I'll kill you in real life one day as a gesture of kindness you drug riddled turd


Who's K dot Pimpken?

[El Muffin]

Man. I so want this as my avatar


It says I have to resize

Lol mu nigga jack johnson

http://www.amren.com/ar/2009/06/08a-Johnson_driving.jpg

[Bust]

This dude muff go on fa days

[El Muffin]

This dude muff go on fa days

Fk off lol. I was reliving a near death situation

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Who's K dot Pimpken?

Lyrs aka Kyle Pimpken

The guy who lost his virginity at 21 and bragged about it on IMVU.

[~RustyGunZ~]

So junto confirmed as lyrs?

[Junto]

So junto confirmed as lyrs?

nah, just clownin on Detective Dipshit over there
wit his drowning-in-debt simulator

Was K-Pimp even good though? ...only remember the name 'Lyrs' vaguely

[Hush]

I was jus bout to say that. That's Clips bar

Lmao this nigga burd back on his flips
Off course u killing gun lines when u get ya ammo from clips

[Hush]

lmaaao.

I was in class today, we're in final week so we got extended class n shit. so i'm fuckin round in my study hall class, n boul tried to start flaming me up cuz he know i battle.
he come at me with
"I gotta put it simp-ily.
Why would you be mad if all I had was fat jokes to bring for T."
Stopped him dead in his tracks like
"bruh just stop now. if you go out quietly i wont call you out n then proceed to flame/clown you nigga"
he simmered down quick

for all who don't know, that bar is in a rone battle on kotd. biting faggot thought he could step to me with barz. pfft.


Being fat sucks
Sorry b

[IAmRhetoric]

Being fat sucks
Sorry b

yu kno yu kno

[~RustyGunZ~]

Jesus

This dude Jilti lookin like ru pablo

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

nah, just clownin on Detective Dipshit over there
wit his drowning-in-debt simulator

Was K-Pimp even good though? ...only remember the name 'Lyrs' vaguely

Yea, he was dope. Originally a long bar dude, like myself. Then converted over to short bar and was pretty decent/good. Him and I HOF'd a few sites as tag partners, back in the text glory days.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

I want links

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

check nc archives

he's in there. Not as Lyrs, I don't think... Maybe his Conasorous name or w/e the fuck he went by while I was on my 5 year hiatus, lol.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Lol nah I believe you, I was gone from 2009-2015 so I'm sure there's a lot I've missed

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Yea, he was 08-12, I believe.

Him and I actively tag battled on a few sites between those years.

I took a 3-4 year hiatus after 2010.

[jilti]

Jesus

This dude Jilti lookin like ru pablo

I look suave

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

looks like a arab version of John Leguzamo, lol.

[El Muffin]

Lmfao

jilti won the internet

How hush sayin wtf


That nigga still look straighter than Ud ever look n he got a fucking banana stuck in his shirt and in his ass looool

gone

[Tic]

Muff kills me. Gotta be the weirdest dude the world has ever known.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

the fact that you think that you're handsome is hilarious, tho.

[Tic]

Lookin like he stores nuts in his cheeks for winter, spring, summer & fall.

[jilti]

Lmfao

jilti won the internet

How hush sayin wtf


That nigga still look straighter than Ud ever look n he got a fucking banana stuck in his shirt and in his ass looool

gone



Caitlin Jenner broke the internet, i just saved it
I got a banana stuck in my ass?? Lol

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Jilti and the chipmunks.

[El Muffin]

Caitlin Jenner broke the internet, i just saved it
I got a banana stuck in my ass?? Lol

I'm just saying even if u did u wouldn't be gayer than hush

But ima stop. I just wanted to stab hush once

Not many timrs

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Where's the mag

[El Muffin]

Interview sent sharp

[Junto]

check nc archives

he's in there. Not as Lyrs, I don't think... Maybe his Conasorous name or w/e the fuck he went by while I was on my 5 year hiatus, lol.

After readin a few of the battles I found under 'Lyrs'... I think he's still amongst us

[El Muffin]

Stfu lyrs

Wtf

Nigga I been closed the case

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

After readin a few of the battles I found under 'Lyrs'... I think he's still amongst us

Only writing style and conceptual comparison would have been the most recent version of Salamander on RB that Tic retired.

[Paradigm]

isnt Salamander Blue Bayou or Dominate lol

[~RustyGunZ~]

isnt Salamander Blue Bayou or Dominate lol

Pretty sure it was lyrs

[Junto]

Only writing style and conceptual comparison would have been the most recent version of Salamander on RB that Tic retired.

I'm not tryna blow up dudes spot if it is...
but how easy is it to lose apostrophes, shorten/lengthen bars, etc?
You were the one who said he went from long bar to short... prolly not real tough

...and no Muff
but your shoddy intellectual associations & hysteria helped dead the thread, so thanks
For future reference, reverse image searching is as easy as drag & drop here:
https://www.tineye.com/

[Tic]

Only writing style and conceptual comparison would have been the most recent version of Salamander on RB that Tic retired.
Lol. I PM'd him a couple months back but never got a response. I thought he was a cool dude, idk why he stopped...or did he? Notice Barcotic was non-existent for awhile while Salamander was battling fierce, then the opposite happened. Idk.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol. I PM'd him a couple months back but never got a response. I thought he was a cool dude, idk why he stopped...or did he? Notice Barcotic was non-existent for awhile while Salamander was battling fierce, then the opposite happened. Idk.

My theory was barcotic was salamander on nc1

But I heard from people it was lyrs so assumed it was confirmed

Thought junto was bar at first tbh seemed like a semi rusty him

[Paradigm]

I doubt Lyrs would be mistaken for all of the names mentioned though.... sooo lol

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Nah I think junto is too humble to be barcotic

[Allen Knight]

I dont get why ppl said sal is lyrs or even hollywood?

Lyrs was cool on nc1 an had no reason to go into hiding.
Plus someone woulda found out.cuz like all alias, they tell one person.
Just like sal on rb, he went by ridiculous at first, then changed it.


I honestly think hollywood was sound.

[Allen Knight]

& salamander was a joint account at first on nc.
To many style changes

[Paradigm]

wasn't Hollywood Beyond?

[Tic]

Sound was.................

But anyway, Junto definitely isn't Barcotic...

[~RustyGunZ~]

I doubt Lyrs would be mistaken for all of the names mentioned though.... sooo lol

You never know

All it takes to emulate the dom/bayou/you and me/bey style is wordplays almost of the longbar scent which honestly for me is super easy

Ikd bout yiu guys but I had a system down to always have new name and word flips and it didn't take me long to get them to work with the new style

Hiw easy it is and how good I personally think I've gotten with wording is why I'm trying to do things a little different now

[Paradigm]

You never know

All it takes to emulate the dom/bayou/you and me/bey style is wordplays almost of the longbar scent which honestly for me is super easy

Ikd bout yiu guys but I had a system down to always have new name and word flips and it didn't take me long to get them to work with the new style

Hiw easy it is and how good I personally think I've gotten with wording is why I'm trying to do things a little different now


True lol

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Bet none of you would ever guess that I'm BTK

[~RustyGunZ~]

Bet none of you would ever guess that I'm BTK

I wouldn't

cus who the fuck is btk

[Bust]

Lol!

[El Muffin]

I'm not tryna blow up dudes spot if it is...
but how easy is it to lose apostrophes, shorten/lengthen bars, etc?
You were the one who said he went from long bar to short... prolly not real tough

...and no Muff
but your shoddy intellectual associations & hysteria helped dead the thread, so thanks
For future reference, reverse image searching is as easy as drag & drop here:
https://www.tineye.com/

lol I killed the thread

The total opposite u faggot

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Pretty sure it was lyrs

Lol, I said the same shit, as soon as I seen one of his verses.

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to similar in styles.

Flow, structure, grammar as well as concepts and how he transitioned them.

But of course he denied it like a faggle.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

You never know

All it takes to emulate the dom/bayou/you and me/bey style is wordplays almost of the longbar scent which honestly for me is super easy

Ikd bout yiu guys but I had a system down to always have new name and word flips and it didn't take me long to get them to work with the new style

Hiw easy it is and how good I personally think I've gotten with wording is why I'm trying to do things a little different now

My wording is nearly immaculate. Concepts underwhelmed tho, lol. Probably because I stopped caring back in 08, lol.

When I apply effort, I can throw down, tho...

Very few verses I applied true effort for in the last year or so... My pic battle with Salamander was probably one of my stronger applied efforts. Only because I wanted to embarrass him and his enormous ego, lol in which was accomplished.

[~RustyGunZ~]

My wording is nearly immaculate. Concepts underwhelmed tho, lol. Probably because I stopped caring back in 08, lol.

When I apply effort, I can throw down, tho...

Very few verses I applied true effort for in the last year or so... My pic battle with Salamander was probably one of my stronger applied efforts. Only because I wanted to embarrass him and his enormous ego, lol in which was accomplished.

that is because you're an RB head

good wording with shitty concepts is super dope to you fellas

[jilti]

I dont get why ppl said sal is lyrs or even hollywood?

Lyrs was cool on nc1 an had no reason to go into hiding.
Plus someone woulda found out.cuz like all alias, they tell one person.
Just like sal on rb, he went by ridiculous at first, then changed it.


I honestly think hollywood was sound.



Dont forget.... i'm ill clinton, remember? FOH!!!!!!!

[Junto]

lol I killed the thread

The total opposite u faggot

Haha howyoumean though?

It went from 2 guesses per post... to everyone talkin bout ur hideous looks, midlife crisis, & BRAAAAAPPPS
while you defended your portly body & called Dancake handsome

I chalk that up as a win for everyone

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

that is because you're an RB head

good wording with shitty concepts is super dope to you fellas

I post on RB, but never posted there a lot until my home site OPENMIC/GOLDMIC went down and I stopped long bar on LetsBeef, lol.

I originally posted on RM back in the day and a few other sites, UF, 411 and a lot of others.

[El Muffin]

That means I made the thread junto

God ur a Dumbass

N ur lyrs

Stop being a lyr lyrs

N I look 10x better than ur Somalian lookin ass

[El Muffin]

that is because you're an RB head

good wording with shitty concepts is super dope to you fellas

This is true

See spitacular for reference

[Destroyer]

me and wanderer open for votes

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

This is true

See spitacular for reference

Not for me. I vote for better verses, not names like most dudes do.

But you're right. People said Spit was dope because he had good basic and simple wording, which I never understood tbh but w/e.

I always thought he was average at best. Once in a blue, he drops a dope bar, rest are just simple generics, tho.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Wanderer got the legit bald comb over, tho.

DES look like Paul Blart lost 50 lbs, tho.

Can I vote, Destroyer? Or will you cry like a faggot?

[Junto]

That means I made the thread junto

God ur a Dumbass

N ur lyrs

Stop being a lyr lyrs

N I look 10x better than ur Somalian lookin ass

I wish someone could expose that you're not the true Muff
Back in the day the person I knew as Muffy was cool & respected... he was a real nigga
You're like a sad version of the NBL Amen caricature.
That makes pathetic, monkey brain disc posts every 30 seconds. Around the clock. Every day

[Destroyer]

Wanderer got the legit bald comb over, tho.

DES look like Paul Blart lost 50 lbs, tho.

Can I vote, Destroyer? Or will you cry like a faggot?

def gonna cry like a faggot
go ahead and vote bro

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Born To Kill

[Junto]

hahaha what in the entire fuck... Des where do you take these pictures my man
are you an aspiring actor or somethin?

[El Muffin]

I wish someone could expose that you're not the true Muff
Back in the day the person I knew as Muffy was cool & respected... he was a real nigga
You're like a sad version of the NBL Amen caricature.
That makes pathetic, monkey brain disc posts every 30 seconds. Around the clock. Every day


what kind of piss poor dick jockey post is this?

Back in the day oh muff

U were so cool

Now ppl make fun of you. And stuff. What happen?

Nigga I'm still thst nigga. ain't nothing change Cept I got more haters

U need to keep your fucking heartfelt fagotry to urself that was legit the gayest shit uve ever said

I'm sorry guys but srsly

"I wish sum would expose u for not being who u are"

That was just


...



..


..


I swear to god you niggas say the lamest shit

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lmao, muff be killing me.

[~RustyGunZ~]

@glossy lips

uf as in urbanflows?

[8===D~~~~(}:]

hahaha what in the entire fuck... Des where do you take these pictures my man
are you an aspiring actor or somethin?

More like an expiring actor

[Destroyer]

lol'd

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

@glossy lips

uf as in urbanflows?

Yes nigga. Only UF I ever knew, lol.

[El Muffin]

Lmao, muff be killing me.

can my identity ever be questioned

U kno better than most

I've known u since 2000

Shit I'M the one who saw ur pic ...put two n two together

Like Yooo this aeon all grown up WTF

[Orc]

Lmao this nigga burd back on his flips
Off course u killing gun lines when u get ya ammo from clips

wack

& he bit me

whats up tho

[Junto]

I said you was a chill dude in the day... & you make that out as me wanting to suck you?

everyone that comes here reads 5 random threads, you're in all of them, and they think...
"jesus christ... this guy is really losing his shit". Then realize you lost it a long time ago.
I guess the mind can do strange things to protect the ego, but you're a real special case Muff

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

can my identity ever be questioned

U kno better than most

I've known u since 2000

Shit I'M the one who saw ur pic ...put two n two together

Like Yooo this aeon all grown up WTF

definitely can't. you been the same since 1986 nigga, lol.

[Destroyer]

muff knows all the old references I drop
I don't doubt it's father muff

[El Muffin]

I said you was a chill dude in the day... & you make that out as me wanting to suck you?

everyone that comes here reads 5 threads, you're in all of them, and they think...
"jesus christ... this guy is really losing his shit". Then realize you lost it a long time ago.
I guess the mind can do strange things to protect the ego, but you're a real special case Muff

Fuck you motherfucker I shit gold n piss out champagne

I am a demigod lol

U motherfker

Hey why u nvr reply my pm

Did it suck

[Junto]

definitely can't. you been the same since 1986 nigga, lol.

I'm not actually saying this isn't Muff. Just that I wish it wasn't.
It'd be like seein one of your old homies you use to kick it wit...
& now he's unemployed, strung out on drugs & livin at his moms place losin his fuckin marbles
...well no, it's exactly like that.

but sure Muff I'll go critique that bar you sent me. Papa Pimpken will provide.

[Paradigm]

someone say Urbanflows? :D

[El Muffin]

I'm not actually saying this isn't Muff. Just that I wish it wasn't.
It'd be like seein one of your old homies you use to kick it wit...
& now he's unemployed, strung out on drugs & livin at his moms place losin his fuckin marbles
...well no, it's exactly like that.

but sure Muff I'll go critique that bar you sent me. Papa Pimpken will provide.

Dude I just FUCKING lost my job

And relapsed afterwards

From which I already recovered

Oh these things don't happen to people

yeah yall just don't talk about it

U fucking sit there and bang ur gavel while everything is perfect In your world

Fuck off. another post u made that is on sum fuck shit

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

lmfao, muff retarded.

[El Muffin]

Rns tho.

[Destroyer]

lmfao, muff retarded.

go vote baldie!

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

go vote baldie!

about to right now...

v/Wanderer

(Just to piss DES off.)

Lol... I'm in the process of doing so, nigga, chill SHUN! haha..

[El Muffin]

Des ain't say shit to me

I must did sumthin right

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

obvious this ugly nigga wanderer has taupe for pussy when he wigs out at the club.

[El Muffin]

This nig wanderer go to supercuts

*best british accent*

Pardon me, guvnah..but may I have the Samwise Gamgee?

You can?

...


Splendid!

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

you BLUTTY WANKUH!

[El Muffin]

obvious this ugly nigga wanderer has taupe for pussy when he wigs out at the club.


Btw it's toupee'

I think

Not sure

*googles*

Yeah. Coz u lost Me 4 a sec dawg.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Toupee

auto correct on iPhone is garbo.

[Wanderer]

Destroyer that combover joint had me lolin

Glossy & Muff, you both a pair of bloody wankers

& that's how all English people talk.

[Hush]

wack

& he bit me

whats up tho
Lol ok I'll let u tell it

[Orc]

I'll pass

[El Muffin]

This nigga bags the biggest fgt ever son

How u niggas let him make it

[Ghost1]

Legit who is muff talkin to in here right now?

I scrolled back an read the whole last page an it was just dudes trashing him for losing his mind an posting delusional shit non stop


Then he posts

YA BAGS IS WACK HAHA ROGHT!?


proving the previous page to be 100% accurate

Lol. I told yall this dude was a lame tho. Now he legit losing his mind. Smh.

[El Muffin]

It was a genuine question

I don't expect any answers

U legit lame af to me

Sorry?

U stay tryin to start shit but nothing u do nor say ever affects anything

lol.

[Ghost1]

I affect u everyday

Lol

Ur literally going insane

[El Muffin]

I'll be alright

[Destroyer]

you'll be DEAD!

[Ghost1]

Lmolol

[jilti]

since RB is the other big text battle site on the internet, i wonder if they've ever heard of me lol probably not

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

since RB is the other big text battle site on the internet, i wonder if they've ever heard of me lol probably not

yea we know about you Greedy.

[Tic]

yea we know about you Greedy.
No way their styles are too different.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

it was joke, dick nose.

[Tic]

Whatever, landscape forehead.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

wack

but yooo

how do I have -

-1944713548 rep lol

[Bust]

Cos u the man

[Sharp]

mag will be up shortly

we figured we'd wait a day since hush put up his mag last night but Allen Knight is finishing up right now

that and every time I try to put fraze in top punches it breaks the entire post lol

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sharp I'll send my parts soon

[Sharp]

Sharp I'll send my parts soon

gots to be today

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Sharp

[Sharp]

What?

[Destroyer]

Sharp

[~RustyGunZ~]

gots to be today

Word gimme like an hour got a bit of it done

I'll just post in the thread we used before

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

not signing in until my name is changed back, niggas and bitches.

stop being gay, tho. give me my GOVT back, lol.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

not signing in until my name is changed back, niggas and bitches.

stop being gay, tho. give me my GOVT back, lol.

Lol why they treat you like this yo

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

they hate me, lol.

I have successfully placed some of these niggas in to their HOMOtional feelings.

otherwise, I'd have my name back...

right?

[~RustyGunZ~]

I changed it back

Diode then changed it back to glossy

Sorry bro :/

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Shut up battlerap124

[El Muffin]

they hate me, lol.

I have successfully placed some of these niggas in to their HOMOtional feelings.

otherwise, I'd have my name back...

right?

Diode gets a kick out of watching u ask I suppose

He's good for the occasional one upsmanship

[Sharp]

n you thought I was kidding when I said it's diodes call

smh