Dexter. well friends.. im gonna be honest..

[Geno]

I never like watchong anything with police running around and shit.. only certain stuff.

Dexter.. 96 episodes on netflix. Im up to season 7 episode 6.
This is the greatest shit ive ever seen. Cant believe this show got awaybfrom me and i never heard about or payed it any mind. If you are like i WAS.. you need to start watching now. It will suck you in. Really dope shit

[Batty]

Dexter seasons 1-4 was dope af, no front.

the rest was some forreal horseshit. Can't fuck with nothing past season 4, that should've been the series finale right there, bros.


fuck Dexter.

[Geno]

Ahit. Im o season 7 and its goi g. He squaring off with isack suntin. Russin monster hitman. Isaac in jail rite now. But promises to remain dope imo. His sister knows hes a serial killer and just gave him a pass as long as she knows nohing about what he does in the future. Shes cool and folks. Which will be hard since shes a detective LT. Crazy

[Batty]

Naw nigga, it gets extra special wack. Trust me, I was a huge Dexter fan and I almost became Dexter myself, a Dexter that only hunts down and kills people that worked on making that show, especially the last season.

wack af soon bro, sorry tho.

[Chill Phil]

Spoiler alert

[Geno]

Mannnnn. Your ruining my fun batty.

[Batty]

http://media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/59/42/8c/59428cf471d3c69bd88c5fbf34570c56.jpg

[Batty]

Mannnnn. Your ruining my fun batty.

Naw, naw, naw bruh...

This is like...say, I banged this hoe and she gave me AIDS. Now, she just asked you out on a date and here you are talking about how hot she is and how this weekend you are gonna beat that coochie up so hard.

I'm all like "naw bro, you ain't gonna want to do that at all."

You gotta get yourself to the point to where you either just go ahead and hit it or ask me to be specific about what she got.

but Dexter ends up worse than getting AIDS tho.

[Mr. J]

I was only upset with the build up to the end though

you can tell he slowly start f'n things up from his code to his family and so on..

[Geno]

Hmmm.
I feel you son

[Hush]

Lmao great thread

[Clutbuck]

lmao in 2010 maybe

[Batty]

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Dexter/LumberCamp2.jpg

^When you see it, you'll shit logs

[veritas]

GENO:

HERE IS HOW IT ENDS. DEB DIES. DEXTER LEAVES MIAMI BY FAKING HIS OWN DEATH ON HIS BOAT. HE BECOMES A LUMBERJACK.

I AM SPOILING IT FOR YOU FOR TWO REASONS: 1. TO HELP YOU NOT HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE PAIN OF WITNESSING IT AND REALIZING THAT DEXTER, JUST LIKE YOUR LIFE, IS A WASTE

2. FOR A PUNISHMENT FOR ALWAYS MAKING A PLETHORA OF RIDICIULOSY STUPID POSTS.

EAT A MEERKATS DUMP FACTORY.

[Batty]

dead dead dead dead.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8szjbQ7Tb1qkbrfio5_250.gif

[ill nik-A]

Ender was ass

Trinity killer was the best

[Certain]

Dexter seasons 1-4 was dope af, no front.

the rest was some forreal horseshit. Can't fuck with nothing past season 4, that should've been the series finale right there, bros.

I stopped at exactly that point because everyone kept telling me the same thing.

[Mr. J]

I'm still upset that Doakes died too...I felt like that would have been good for the story line to keep him around
but his character was persistent and hard headed so of course he'd uncover everything quickly

that Colin Hanks season too though>>>>>>>>>>

I thought that was a twisted concept to throw in there...
the 5th season is eh 'cause I don't really like Julia Stiles too much
but the story arc was a decent execution for Dexter to deal with after the finale from Season 4

[Batty]

Dexter started showing cracks in the foundation when he was able to stray from the code and the writers didn't feel like it needed to be explained.

He killed a photographer that was the wrong person and he killed a dude in a bathroom after Rita died. Dexter is supposed to be a "neat monster" by his own description. Dude just abandoned his code whenever, plot holes be damned.

It was downhill from there... shitty writing, stupid fake props and just all of the characters began acting outside of their character for no reason.

They can eat a Golden Corral buffet of dicks for that shit.

[veritas]

fake baby 2 thread.

Trimspa Quinn aka capt save a hoe 2 thread.

Deb's crooked horse mouth 2 thread.

Wobbweeze 2 thread.

[Strikta]

Dexter was dope til the last season.

[Batty]

Tom Hanks son should not be allowed to act in movies.

[Strikta]

He was decent in Fargo. I fuxked w/ em.