It's almost 5am and I just farted on a prostitute

[oats]

Life can go downhill fast yall

[Sharp]

Elaborate please

[~RustyGunZ~]

It's 5 o clock in the morning

And my tummy was roaring

Euu ah euu

[oats]

Elaborate please

So my boy is leaving Korea this week, last weekend etc. usually I work Saturdays but this week I don't so I'm all ready to rage for my boy.

We go out. I'm drunk. Drankin smokin straight wear coastin.

We figure why not go to a seedy noraebang which is like a karaoke place pretty much. But this one has call girls. So we call some girls.

I'm boo'd up so I'm not tripping. What these birches want from a nigfa nah mean.

But I'm gettin my swerve on, jammin out to the noraebang. I ask the lady for chicks with big ongdongis. But Korean chicks don't have butts so she puts her arms in an X and we order two prostitites to join us.

They come, they dance with us, they sing some Korean songs and shit. And this one chick is like being all flirtatious with everyone, and I grab the mike and say in Korean "Americans have big penises" which makes her kinda recoil a bit.

So I'm pissed cuz like they should be fuckin SOMEONE. I'm genuinely not interested cuz I like butts but they aren't doing their job. So I walk by all smooth. Take my shirt off and start dancing. They crowd around me cuz I got energy flowing off me. And I bend over and fart on them. Boom boom, one fart per prostitites. They get all huff and puff and I start jammin wonder wall and everyone has a good time.

[Chill Phil]

:/

[Mr. J]

I lol'd

[Plot]

sad story

[Ronin]

What I took from the story: u can't even get laid by prostitutes

[big baby]

arent u married

dis is y da gays won

[Ghost1]

Lmao

I was gonna post a story about a blowj I got in a retirement community park yesterday but after this it just seems pointless.

Bravo.

[big baby]

Lmao

I was gonna post a story about a blowj I got in a retirement community park yesterday but after this it just seems pointless.

Bravo.

u want DA SAUCE 2?!?!?!

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lmao

I was gonna post a story about a blowj I got in a retirement community park yesterday but after this it just seems pointless.

Bravo.

I'd like to hear more about this

[Ghost1]

Lol bb no please no sauce

Soon knuck. Soon.

[El Muffin]

It's 5 o clock in the morning

And my tummy was roaring

Euu ah euu


So I snuck off to the restroom

I hope tapeworm doesnt infest uuuuuuuuuu


Ooo ohhh Ooooo ooo ohhhh

[Geno]

What you doing farting on women man? Isnt that how fags flirt with eachother?

[Strikta]

Yo why u fartin on bitches man?

[oats]

It wasn't intentional. Just happened.


also, met a chemist tonight. Phd and all that. We were talking about physics and chemistry, and she told me a story about how she would experiment with her friends in school by sprinkling heroin in their joints and shit, and then she would sit back and observe. Def not what I expected from a Korean scientist nah mean.

[Dope girl]

whoa

[dead man]

i once saw a stripper insert an open bottle of evian in her pussy, squeeze it out into her cervix and then geyser the entire room like a sprinkler system.

korean girls sound lame as shit.

[dead man]

nvm just saw this

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhx1Bw3Q245iV57saJ

[oats]

Lol dead man. Yeah that's some Thailand or phillipines or Vietnam type shit, not so much in Korea. But some Korean chicks can be bad af for sure. That chick is a rarity for having curves tho, very few legit nice dumpers on Korean chicks. Sticking point for me tbh

[El Muffin]

i once saw a stripper insert an open bottle of evian in her pussy, squeeze it out into her cervix and then geyser the entire room like a sprinkler system.

korean girls sound lame as shit.

Iono bout u but 6hst doesn't get my dick hard

It makes me very afraid

Think sarlacc

[ribbit]

Sorry not clicking on that link would rather keep my peeps rated pg