How do you know a woman is about to say something intelligent...?

[Chill Phil]

When she starts off by saying "a man once told me..."

[Witty]

how many women does it take to tile a roof?

depends how thin you slice them.

why do women get periods?

because they deserve them

what did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic woman get for christmas?

cancer

[Mr. J]

I honestly thought it was going to be the Einstein joke...

[Geno]

Lmaooo

[Batty]

http://global3.memecdn.com/get-the-fuck-back-to-the-kitchen_o_327096.gif

[Chill Phil]

What does a battered wife do for her birthday?


The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

[Ghost1]

I have a headache guys. Enuff.

[Chill Phil]

I have a headache guys. Enuff.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing. She's already been told twice.

[El Muffin]

Wtf man

These are old

[Chill Phil]

Duh, post some new ones.

[Dope girl]

Everyone knows women brain more wisely, so they say smart THINGS

[Chill Phil]

Lololol

[Batty]

Everyone knows women brain more wisely, so they say smart THINGS

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