All Muff threads Merged because its boring already.

[Muffy]

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/Hush718/victorpic2011.jpg

hi guys

names vic. a 33 yr old fuckboy who likes tp sell dirt weed n drive taxis

im 4'2 but ill meet u with the hands son. ask big baby

I got this massive overbite and I have trouble pronouncing certain words that look like Snakes.

btw I am a snake. HEE HEE

I banned muff coz he exposed me for being a corrupted piece of shit

I run things now! I told sharp n ak I got this! NO WORRIES

first thing on the checklist? ban muff. HAHAH CHECK!

did I mention I sell dirt weed out of where my mom stay? Jeapordizing her life?

oh yeah. my b

I like to read muff lines n tell my homies that I wrote them. u know. real nigga shit.

n then tell muff he wack the next day


don demarco. BLAT BRAT BRAT

Hi names Vic. u like my color coordination? got them lime green shelltoes son

I MEAN LIME GREEN PHAT FARM SHELLTOES. HAhA

I DO IT FOR THE LIME SON CANT U TELL

SNAPBACKS N RAGU

CAMOFLAUGE CARGO SHORTS SO U CANT SEE ME COMIN. WHEN I went toPUT THE SORTING HAT THAT SHIT JUST SAID SLYTHERIN BEFORE I COULD EVEN PUT THAT MFER ON.

LOL


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

BUT YO DONT WORRY

IMA DELETE ALL THE POSTS WHERE I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN FAGGOT

COZ THIS IS WHAT I DO


HUSH OUT

[Muffy]

DONNIE DARKO RABBIT SHADOW FAGGOT

[Diablo]

lmaooooo Muff done lost his mind

[Muffy]

yannnng

[Ghost1]

Lol so I see the night went well for u.

[Muffy]

I got bannedasaurus lol

I'm sneak boarding while hush asleep

[Split Eight]

....

[Muffy]

This too highbrow 4 u split

Thus like the magnum potus of highbrow comedy. stuff


Words like snakes

Totally stole dan roast style n fkn did it Moar clever

U gotta be a dropout to get it too bad

Ur excluded

Haha lahooosee


Herrr

[Muffy]

This nigga url name should be immortal pipsqueak

[Batty]

DONNIE DARKO RABBIT SHADOW FAGGOT

Leaned

[Muffy]

Che Mascara

[Hush]

I'm afraid I can't let him battle here til he gets a job guys

[Muffy]

Hush I'm like a crackhead in front the Bodega

U can't stop me from postin'

Don demarco

[Muffy]

Oh hello

Wakey wakey eggs n bakey

Good morning sunshine

[Hush]

I see you resorted to Mexican jokes. No wonder you got called nigger so much guess you deserved it. Sucks Ima have to really introduce your mother to netcees.


You got me back on the old me shit, thx

[Muffy]

I'm afraid I can't let him battle here til he gets a job guys

Lol what

What kinda stipulation is this

U can sell dirt weed but I can't battle until I work a 9 to 5

Nigga I'm in the trap like punji Stix say word

[Muffy]

I see you resorted to Mexican jokes. No wonder you got called nigger so much guess you deserved it. Sucks Ima have to really introduce your mother to netcees.


You got me back on the old me shit, thx

Where u see a Mexican slur

I couldn't fit meXian in but have fun lmao

Since u think u got shit figured out. But u dooont

[~RustyGunZ~]

aye Hush

that piece above your head is dope

what sort of mask is it?

also with that and you standing there the shadow cast lookin like saurons goons are about to stab you

[Muffy]

That pic like a decade old

I did sin digging when I was mad

Lol I saw the pat farms n I had to pos5

[Ghost1]

U losing muff

[Hush]

aye Hush

that piece above your head is dope

what sort of mask is it?

also with that and you standing there the shadow cast lookin like saurons goons are about to stab you

No clue, thats the house in jersey and all of that stuff came from my grandfathers office. I was all just ruined cuz a pipe froze over during winter.

it was some afro puerto rican shit, depicting our culture from the black side iirc




but WORD I was young back then, thats the Hush that would of made Muff commit suicide last night

[Muffy]

I win all the time

u think at this point Igaf

im here to fuck off. u come at me I come at u

u ban me for no reason I go fucking nutso

[Hush]

So, you realize I have full control over your emotional spectrum yet you still go forward. Gina.

[Hush]

I win all the time

u think at this point Igaf

im here to fuck off. u come at me I come at u

u ban me for no reason I go fucking nutso

I mean you win all the time, cept when you lose and cry about it all night. Then you don't win. Like last night, and the one before.

[Muffy]

lmfao shell prolly give u a prognosis

oh cute name change

that was original the first time diode made it

I mean u the one over here trying to reach my moms n shit.

why? because I exposed you for being corrupt

say word. lmfao

but go ahead. u got wrong address. talm bout im not paying a cellphone bill that don't exist. just all kinds of shit

lol all because Im exposing you

[~RustyGunZ~]

yo who is gina

[Hush]

ITT we discover Muff dont even have a cell phone. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

[Muffy]

then u really have a reading disability

whats that I took a pic with. yknow with the ottercase

I wonder what that was

lol

im just not telling you everything. because you trying to pull some gay ass sorcery

swhy I gave u wrong addy. I live in that apt complex but not in that specific apt. haha. truuuth

but u frail. nothing more to be expected from a 4'2 midget who cant move shit unless its on the internet

lil guy

[Ghost1]

Muff u just exposing urself bruh

No1 is buying into the hush cheated u angle

An it's odd to me that ur clinging onto his supposed "admittance" to cheating u wen it was obviously just a sarcastic response to an unreasonable crazy person......

U gonna go at him then do it right.....U gotta abandon that angle tho ....makes u look like ur fuckin retarded lol

[Hush]

yo who is gina

Claims to be a phyc major. We really need that position filled in @Veritas leave

[Hush]

Muff u just exposing urself bruh

No1 is buying into the hush cheated u angle

An it's odd to me that ur clinging onto his supposed "admittance" to cheating u wen it was obviously just a sarcastic response to an unreasonable crazy person......

U gonna go at him then do it right.....U gotta abandon that angle tho ....makes u look like ur fuckin retarded lol

Remember when I was you, and you was me. But Muff was still Muff, always Muff.

[Ghost1]

Lol nc moves in cycles

It's not that I want him to survive this......but I feel like I'd be wrong if I didn't throw him a switchblade at least lmao

[Muffy]

Muff u just exposing urself bruh

No1 is buying into the hush cheated u angle

An it's odd to me that ur clinging onto his supposed "admittance" to cheating u wen it was obviously just a sarcastic response to an unreasonable crazy person......

U gonna go at him then do it right.....U gotta abandon that angle tho ....makes u look like ur fuckin retarded lol

au contraire

haha



mmm mmm mmm

you be surprised.

but im done beating that drum. i planted the seed already

that shit over n done with. u know me i never marinate on shit long.

i forgot all about our lil spat n cutting niggers feetsus off when my dad was sick

if i can do that i can get over this lol

[Hush]

I want him to survive, too. Nigga is my fault, he my Frankenstein monster. I just hate when niggas bite the hand that feed. So he has now cast himself in the bitch role indefinetly. When ya'll was sonning him he was running to Vic for help. Irony is my fav tho, so I'm gucci.

Funniest thing is he always reverts to secret PMs, forgetting I can read his PMs. LOL

[Muffy]

WHAT

OHDAMN

now u aint playing fair lol

so vic.

all I want to know is did u fuck me on purpose

all I want to know

be honest

[El Muffin]

Let's talk about those PMs Miss Muffin LMAO

You forget you boxing with god boi.

[~RustyGunZ~]

I love reading PM's

http://www.cpa.org.au/guardian/2012/1567/images/01-big-brother.jpg

[El Muffin]

Junto speak your mind faggot

[El Muffin]

Junto speak your mind faggot

See Muffin, this is where YOU get exposed for being a liar.

[Ghost1]

Is hush on muff's real account now. LMAO.


Where's that popcorn........

[El Muffin]

Why nigga forcing my hand THO

[Muffy]

im not hurt

im just very verrrrrrry

surprised? and impressed?

I didn't know this was possibruuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[El Muffin]

Why you lying on the PMs tho? Seems the snake was you.

[El Muffin]

Mind you, you have no IDEA what is possible because your stupid. Don't make me suprise you twice.

[Ghost1]

Post the pms tbc

[Cred]

Hahahaha

[sral]

Is hush on muff's real account now. LMAO.


Where's that popcorn........

lmao shit just got real

[Cred]

Dead @ junto speak ur mind faggot. Dis shit too funny ri now

[El Muffin]

& I'm keeping this account.

[Muffy]

Mind you, you have no IDEA what is possible because your stupid. Don't make me suprise you twice.

yeah im dumb because I didn't know u could hack my acct n look at my pms n shit lol

iono u looking real shady right now for an admin

js

u trying too hard to prove a point.

[El Muffin]

Nigga feeling shaky as fuck right now

[Muffy]

no not really

u tarnishing ur rep as an admin

tbh. but I am impressed. lol I never seen this happen

but if u think im over here trembling u got me fucked up

u got bags who endorses shit like this cheerleading you on

but u admin cutty. act like it

to pull something like this u must feel some type of way. I don't see u hacking everybody shit u get into it with

[El Muffin]

Let's discuss why you lied about the PMs Muff. What else have you lied about?

[El Muffin]

Let's discuss why you lied about the PMs Muff. What else have you lied about? Now it seems every battle you said "I was robbed ppl was PMing me"..the lie detetector determined... THAT WAS ALSO A LIE.

[Ghost1]

Right cuz diode is really gonna be mad at hush for ripping into u

Lol....hush the one that stopped diode from tossing u into ncjail upon my request

How soon we forget

[Muffy]

I exaggerated

[Hush]

THAT NIGGA DEAD!

[Muffy]

Right cuz diode is really gonna be mad at hush for ripping into u

Lol....hush the one that stopped diode from tossing u into ncjail upon my request

How soon we forget

im talking about the collective

this has "don't get hush mad or he will ban u and hack ur account" written all over it

is this how low weve trodden

[Hush]

Pussy niggas always turn into the victim once they realize the L got they name on it.

[Ghost1]

Look how much it took to make him mad tho....lmao

I think everyone here can confidently board here knowing they will not stay up.for 17 hrs straight bitchin at hush for closing one of their battles.

Lol.

[Ghost1]

I'm goin scramble sum eggs.

Good luck muff. Ur gonna need it.

[Muffy]

n now he paying lars 50 dollars to somehow get my mother to register to netcees.org

haha say what

[Hush]

Look how much it took to make him mad tho....lmao

I think everyone here can confidently board here knowing they will not stay up.for 17 hrs straight bitchin at hush for closing one of their battles.

Lol.

Salute. Enjoy the eggs. Ima go play Batman.

[Muffy]

this aint a good look for u

u think it is

but its not

have fun

not even remotely bothered.

[sral]

yo dawg my services not just exclusive to Hush

I got you if you got my money

hit me up

[Split Eight]

This too highbrow 4 u split

Thus like the magnum potus of highbrow comedy. stuff


Words like snakes

Totally stole dan roast style n fkn did it Moar clever

U gotta be a dropout to get it too bad

Ur excluded

Haha lahooosee


Herrr
.......

[Muffy]

nah I don't do shit like that

that shit isn't even warranted

sraL

I appreciate the erm

whats the term

but id rather not stoop that low

[sral]

lmao @ the lie detector determined THAT WAS A LIE AHAHAHHAHAGAH

[Witty]

Holy shit I go away for a day and this happens.

Lmao damn.

[Muffy]

im tired

zzzzz

ill be back tmrw to see how low hush stoops once more

but hes not corrupt

lol

[Witty]

Sleep well muffington.

[Junto]

Junto speak your mind faggot

Hahaha what... you think you bein able to read PMs is some typa revelation to me?
I'm not gonna step in the middle of a lynch mob to publicly defend crazyhorse over here
Did Muff makin a spectacle bout Cred 'robbin him' influence you to close it earlier...
well I mean, you already read my mind. Go head & post it up... pretty 'mild' message

What's on your mind? Hush

[IAmRhetoric]

fuckin anarchy is going down on nc

[murda sho]

this shit is getting ridiculous

[Ghost1]

Lmao Muff name gone from ur sig


Hahahaha

[IAmRhetoric]

i mean shit i'm not in a crew right now... *cough* Hush

[El Muffin]

me n hush squash sht he still che gayvera fk it tho im a alien

[Muffy]

Lmao

[El Muffin]

Sup

[En Sabah Nur]

1-2 Punch battle due mid-September?

[El Muffin]

SET IT

[Muffy]

How do u say squash the beef

Yet u post under my name.

I was genuine

Were u?

Now u setting up faux battles

Man I don't understand at all

Pz

[En Sabah Nur]

Before I start writing, is there anything specific you would prefer for me to structure my bar around?

[El Muffin]

I was trippin b u a real mfkr forreal

I just don't like people playin w my text battles

That battle was 5-4 an I was up by one vote then u closed it on me an gave sho the win wtfffff?!?!

But I get that there was voting stipulations

I thot u was the chupacabra but nah g

That pompadour haircut u got still got me fkd up tho lol jk

But yo I don't even care about u takin my accnt an closing both those battles that I won

I just want to be back in suicide squad for real

Shit ya got me out here like emperor Palpatine an shit

Bout to take an ambien

[El Muffin]

Yo I'm legit confused by that faux muffin accnt

Hush man I thought we was legit now?

Why u posting on that account my g? Damn dude I said I'm sorry were u fronting on me?

[Muffy]

Hello bags

Get off my account

[Muffy]

Hello bags

Get off my account

[Orc]

has got to be Bags haha

[Destroyer]

lmfao

[sral]

lmao Bags a fool

[El Muffin]

Yo wat is this like triple inception!? Who did u give that muffin accnt to???????

Man u a snaaaaaake

The grass cut now I see u slitherin

[IAmRhetoric]

wtffffffffffffffff is going on lmaaao

[sral]

En Sabah Nur you from UPN?

[Sharp]

Damn

That OP was perfect except for mfker which was still believable

This is boarding talent

[fraze]

Just to recap, all of this started because a text rap battle on the internet was closed?

I can't imagine a scenario where it makes sense to care this much about that shit.

[En Sabah Nur]

Muff is this a bad time for you because I'm willing to push it back to early October at the latest.

[Sharp]

Before I start writing, is there anything specific you would prefer for me to structure my bar around?

Yo wassup dude?

I'm staying out of whatever this is but my dude get battling. - NBL tag tourney, upcoming 1-2?

[BROKE LESNAR]

En Sabah Nur you from UPN?

Kind of.

[El Muffin]

Nah let's do thisssss



Yo I got a lot of cheese Bruh
So I hit u w that banger like onomonopea
BARZZZZZ

[BROKE LESNAR]

Yo wassup dude?

I'm staying out of whatever this is but my dude get battling. - NBL tag tourney, upcoming 1-2?

I'm up for the 1-2 Punch League but I won't be able to run it exclusively.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Fucking gone

[~RustyGunZ~]

Also wtf en sabah was broke and broke is back?
BROKE LESNAR sup

[El Muffin]

Ayo fuck if u hardly talkin
I'll put a blow torch on the door when u home alone like machauley caulking
BAHZZZZ

[BROKE LESNAR]

Also wtf en sabah was broke and broke is back?
BROKE LESNAR sup

Haha yeah. What's happening, bud?

[Hush]

has got to be Bags haha

[Yppih]

Muff is this a bad time for you because I'm willing to push it back to early October at the latest.

Lmao push back to October. You working on a mixtape cuh?
That must be the longest period to convene a text verse.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Boarding HOF nomination stuff going on itt

Rep

[IAmRhetoric]

muff that kelly slater bar is in my head right now
shit was dope

[Hush]

LMAO!
Muffy learn to laugh at yourself man

[Hush]

I was trippin b u a real mfkr forreal

I just don't like people playin w my text battles

That battle was 5-4 an I was up by one vote then u closed it on me an gave sho the win wtfffff?!?!

But I get that there was voting stipulations

I thot u was the chupacabra but nah g
lmao

That pompadour haircut u got still got me fkd up tho lol jk

But yo I don't even care about u takin my accnt an closing both those battles that I won

I just want to be back in suicide squad for real

Shit ya got me out here like emperor Palpatine an shit

roffflzlzlz reppped

Bout to take an ambien

[Strikta]

Ayo im bout to be done w/ this place.

Y'all niggas are entirely too much.

[sral]

Kind of.

I thought it was you.

Sure the one there though is/was a Rikoshay alias? Styles too similar or it not to be.

Sup though?

- Baron

[El Muffin]

I just knew it was time to dead this

Fk u think I care about wat any1 thnks? Ya got me fkd up

Remember JIZZERHANDS?

I just don't like Snaaaaakes. Hissin in the grass. Hssssssss. Stab u in the fkn back w a Minatour sword.

Act like u best friends like some goku an vegeta shit then they wrap the chain arnd ya neck like Constantinople

[En Sabah Nur]

Lmao push back to October. You working on a mixtape cuh?
That must be the longest period to convene a text verse.

Well I originally wanted to it in mid-September but I'm getting the sense that there's a scheduling conflict. If you're down we can do a 1-2 Punch around September 17th-18th?

[Yppih]

Well I originally wanted to it in mid-September but I'm getting the sense that there's a scheduling conflict. If you're down we can do a 1-2 Punch around September 17th-18th?

Wait let me understand it'll take you about 2 months to do a 1-2 Punch?

[El Muffin]

Oh shittttttt

Fkn broke lesnar!?!?

Sup my g

[Diablo]

your punches never land cuz u ain't clever man
I try angles in a round... that's a pentagram
don't test me fam, we fight dirty we don't shake hands
nah my fist stay clenched like I'm Rayman
I'm the main man, on my grizzly hardcore
I get the whole "block jumping" like la parkour
you ain't a match for me don, if my crew clap then you gone
I spray bitches head to toe like a tanning salon
faggot come on, you straight toast if my names spoke
I'll put 6 rounds to your chest, like a waistcoat
case closed, game over for u lame folks
self made with my own hands but I don't Playdoe
change clothes after washing out the blood
I'll have u pushing up daisies like Mario with a power up

[BROKE LESNAR]

I thought it was you.

Sure the one there though is/was a Rikoshay alias? Styles too similar or it not to be.

Sup though?

- Baron

I used this a cpl yrs back for some Survivor-themed tourney in the BA. Didn't know Rikoshay used it lol. What's going on man? And roflz @ the "- Baron".

[Saint]

Don't tell me is this Len Duggan?


roflz

[BROKE LESNAR]

Oh shittttttt

Fkn broke lesnar!?!?

Sup my g

Hey man. I see your right in the thick of it still, lol. How's life?

[El Muffin]

nozzle on the strap. You what my Motto Is. Your wack
u the surgeon generals warning. a fucking square at the bottom of the pack
things lookin good? I laugh at his cunt
last time ur stars were alignment your daily horoscope told you weren't a faggot for once
afterrevealin urself u had no power or patience
Zombie in Living Dead. u talm bout brains as soon as u came out of the basement
being Fly n victimized don't coincide
Last time u ordered nuts from coach. a Sandusky like nigga took position n was like "Open Wide"
Talk shit? Ensurrrrred Gore
If this Animal get a big? we Climbin A Tower n Grabbin Choppers like Rampage World Tour
ya bitch took my entire team. but we was all on half stump
Call her Evil Kineval. Shoulda Seen How Many Semis She Cleared on the Last Jump

[El Muffin]

Shits crazy b for real

Lost my fkn job w the drilling contractor

[Diablo]

lmao life anything but good for muff right now

he lost his job on an oil rig, ate his own sperm off his chubby hand, got his moms tortilla chip head exposed to the whole board then lost a fight night to Allen knight now Hush paying Lars dough to contact his mom dukes & te her to sign up here smfh

[En Sabah Nur]

Wait let me understand it'll take you about 2 months to do a 1-2 Punch?

I prefer to do my research and study my opponent before committing to posting my bar. I need to feel comfortable in my own skin, in a manner of speaking, before I bare all for the world to see. I'm very passionate about writing and try to inject that seriousness into my art.

[Yppih]

I prefer to do my research and study my opponent before committing to posting my bar. I need to feel comfortable in my own skin, in a manner of speaking, before I bare all for the world to see. I'm very passionate about writing and try to inject that seriousness into my art.

BRO. I get your serious about your craft, but comeon 2 months for a 1-2 Punch....That just cant be, even given some one 2-3 days for that is too much time. You should be able to drop atleast before 2 months.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Shits crazy b for real

Lost my fkn job w the drilling contractor

A jobs a job man. It's their loss, not yours. Besides, it wasn't healthy for you anyways. I'm actually glad to hear you were let go. You needed it.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Haha yeah. What's happening, bud?

Chillin

Gonna be around for awhile?

[BROKE LESNAR]

Don't tell me is this Len Duggan?


roflz

Haha what's up bud? Who's this?

[El Muffin]

No doubt

Wat u think of these bars tho?

Mario shit. Easy Assumption you die
Ill turn you ur hoe spectral. If I Look you in the Face ur Boo better Cover her Eyes
cops wont catch me when iturn ya brain to puddle
See when I pop? theres no chance im doing numbers unless its a game of Trouble
Its like a Ladder Match. Im Sikh w/ a chair chillin deep in the back
Try to take a Few Steps up n Get Hit with Iron for Tryin to Reach for the Strap
Apacalypto flow. When the pump they just fly
Aztec Sacrifice. Ill Take your Heart Out when I put Son in the Sky
You used to Shine in Rhodes. But got shook n crashed to tower of collosus

[BROKE LESNAR]

Chillin

Gonna be around for awhile?

I might be around for a stretch. Periodically at best. Wanted to see if there was a 1-2 Punch league going on.

[Saint]

boarded on upn during the golden years...most knew me as aliased as kyo, then thorn.


still remember ur Richard Corey scrypt thread, classic.

[Ghost1]

Wtf is this. Muff been on one lately. Smfh.

[Yppih]

This is getting gay and disturbing.

[En Sabah Nur]

BRO. I get your serious about your craft, but comeon 2 months for a 1-2 Punch....That just cant be, even given some one 2-3 days for that is too much time. You should be able to drop atleast before 2 months.

I appreciate that our writing styles differ, and while I respect the fact that you're able to write down a punchline in 2-3 days and feel satisfied with your handiwork, I also have to reiterate that this is my approach. It might take 2 months to produce a bar but it isn't the time invested in the bar, it's the quality of life that results from it. I want to leave the readers with an experience that they can share generationally with their families.

[Ghost1]

Lmfao

Sup BRO

[BROKE LESNAR]

boarded on upn during the golden years...most knew me as aliased as kyo, then thorn.


still remember ur Richard Corey scrypt thread, classic.

Kyo, I remember you. It wasn't until I showed up on NC that I discovered you weren't the caricature UPN painted you as, lol.

[Yppih]

I appreciate that our writing styles differ, and while I respect the fact that you're able to write down a punchline in 2-3 days and feel satisfied with your handiwork, I also have to reiterate that this is my approach. It might take 2 months to produce a bar but it isn't the time invested in the bar, it's the quality of life that results from it. I want to leave the readers with an experience that they can share generationally with their families.

I honestly dont want to be an asshole, but there is a limited chance that will happen, as far as people talking about the punchline to their fam, unless its some HOF shit and even then its a punch in a text battle. We arent exactly the cornerstone of revolutionizing anything bro. I'm just saying. But to each his own so let me not disrespect your craft. Just tell me when you trying to have it due.

[Saint]

same old Len

didn't illa wonda catch u slippin

[BROKE LESNAR]

Lmfao

Sup BRO

lmao Baaags what's up man? How did that co-worker email pan out? Did she succumb to her desires?

[BROKE LESNAR]

same old Len

didn't illa wonda catch u slippin

We go way back. Had our back and forths. But nowadays we actually hang out regularly. Just last week we did some early morning jogging and caught the new Inside Out movie afterwards.

[Saint]

Def still around? bring that nigga out

...he what tho? 36 now?

[Ghost1]

LOL wait which one!?

My sup ?

She shot me down bro bro. She asked for an official letter of resignation an I was like.....uhm....U mean we not goin to red lobster? She promptly advised we would not be attending the delicious dining environment propsed.

[Sharp]

I'm up for the 1-2 Punch League but I won't be able to run it exclusively.

Holy shit dude I thought you were dead. Sup?

I'll corun it, split mag duties and I'll do setting up/closing matches?

[BROKE LESNAR]

I honestly dont want to be an asshole, but there is a limited chance that will happen, as far as people talking about the punchline to their fam, unless its some HOF shit and even then its a punch in a text battle. We arent exactly the cornerstone of revolutionizing anything bro. I'm just saying. But to each his own so let me not disrespect your craft. Just tell me when you trying to have it due.

Look man, I honestly didn't want to come here and troll on my first day back. I left that life behind me but you keep dragging me into it. Please, stop feeding me before I relapse.

[Ghost1]

Lol gone

[BROKE LESNAR]

Def still around? bring that nigga out

...he what tho? 36 now?

Defcon's around but we UPN guys make very limited appearances so it's more of a sporadic hello and brief exhange than anything.

[Ghost1]

That fat fagot defcon don't wanna see me

Ill finish him this time forever.

[Destroyer]

whoa

[Destroyer]

broke lesnar returns?

[Yppih]

Look man, I honestly didn't want to come here and troll on my first day back. I left that life behind me but you keep dragging me into it. Please, stop feeding me before I relapse.

What..............

[BROKE LESNAR]

LOL wait which one!?

My sup ?

She shot me down bro bro. She asked for an official letter of resignation an I was like.....uhm....U mean we not goin to red lobster? She promptly advised we would not be attending the delicious dining environment propsed.

lmao what a bitch

her loss

next time just follow her around from a safe distance and throw ice cubes at her

[Diablo]

different Defc0n Bags

Looooool

you're talking Defcon_5, Brokes talking Defc0n/axl prose

[Ghost1]

Isee

[Hush]

I appreciate that our writing styles differ, and while I respect the fact that you're able to write down a punchline in 2-3 days and feel satisfied with your handiwork, I also have to reiterate that this is my approach. It might take 2 months to produce a bar but it isn't the time invested in the bar, it's the quality of life that results from it. I want to leave the readers with an experience that they can share generationally with their families.

Lol repped
This man respect duh kulchuh

[BROKE LESNAR]

broke lesnar returns?

Des what's happening, man? How's NC treating you?

[Destroyer]

the usual
getting robbed left and right
and then, when I cry about it and make threads, they call me a swayer
you believe this shit?

[Witty]

Des what's happening, man? How's NC treating you?

Hello.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Holy shit dude I thought you were dead. Sup?

I'll corun it, split mag duties and I'll do setting up/closing matches?

Haha, not yet. How have you been? That sounds good, but how do you feel ab this counter-proposal: you run the league, undertake the mag duties, and set up/close matches. Then you put my name next to yours where it says "NC 1-2 Punch League Presented by Sharp (And BROKE LESNAR).

[BROKE LESNAR]

Hello.

Hey Witty. Missed you, man.

[BROKE LESNAR]

the usual
getting robbed left and right
and then, when I cry about it and make threads, they call me a swayer
you believe this shit?

I totally understand. Just try to keep all that negativity in the backround and everything will be alright.

[Witty]

Hey Witty. Missed you, man.

I missed you too :(

I did a battle but I lost :(

But people still said I was good so I smiled a little bit :)

How are you?

[Bash]

That fat fagot defcon don't wanna see me

Ill finish him this time forever.

Did he get run off the site? In muff fashion or diasick fashion? (Ones worst than the other)

[BROKE LESNAR]

I missed you too :(

I did a battle but I lost :(

But people still said I was good so I smiled a little bit :)

How are you?

That's great, man. I'm happy to hear you've found that contentment between losing and winning. Just remember that you won't win anything by losing.

I'm good. Life is good. Thanks.

[Bash]

Lol just noticed the edit

[StopBanningMe]

That's great, man. I'm happy to hear you've found that contentment between losing and winning. Just remember that you won't win anything by losing.

I'm good. Life is good. Thanks.

Hey broke

Bags hacked my muff account

Is now posting all my bars I had in pms

That I hvnt even used yet/rough draft

All my accounts are banned

[Witty]

That's great, man. I'm happy to hear you've found that contentment between losing and winning. Just remember that you won't win anything by losing.

I'm good. Life is good. Thanks.

Unless you win a prize for losing weight.

:)

Lol good to hear it bro, stick around for a while.

[StopBanningMe]

Ur communicating with an imposter

Essentially

It's funny but posting my bars that I planned on using

Isn't tbh

But w.e

I'm obviously not wanted here

Even After I apologize

[Destroyer]

bags is posting his saved bars too???

as haha hahahahahhahhahagahagahgahagahgahahjjhjhjg

[BROKE LESNAR]

Sharp. On second thought, I wouldn't mind doing that. Before I left I had an idea of a PPV-event feel called "Pillbox." I would like to realize that with the 1-2 Punch league and I could dedicate some time to making it special. Unique and compelling mags, more showcases similar to the "Onslaught" barfest from the last league, more interaction and freedom for members to improve their records on a weekly basis seperate from their scheduled battle. Yeah man, I'm up for it.

[StopBanningMe]

bags is posting his saved bars too???

as haha hahahahahhahhahagahagahgahagahgahahjjhjhjg

That shot isn't cool tho

Luckily I churn them out easily

[BROKE LESNAR]

Hey broke

Bags hacked my muff account

Is now posting all my bars I had in pms

That I hvnt even used yet/rough draft

All my accounts are banned

I haven't read them yet so you can still post them in an upcoming battle and I'll definitely check them out then. Sorry to hear that man. Hopefully you can start posting again soon.

[StopBanningMe]

Naw they r ruined . Not posting those here

That's fine.

[Witty]

Muff don't leave.

[Yppih]

Shit is all the way GAHY!

[BROKE LESNAR]

Naw they r ruined . Not posting those here

That's fine.

Were they generic bars or for anybody specifically? Have anything new I can read?

[BROKE LESNAR]

Knucklehead did g0w finish his game? Is it on Steam?

[StopBanningMe]

Muff don't leave.

I keep getting banned at whim

This the 3rd account I've made in like 10 hrs

[Destroyer]

all of muffs bars are generics brah

[Witty]

I keep getting banned at whim

This the 3rd account I've made in like 10 hrs

Leave it a while, let shit calm down.

Then you'll be good.

[BROKE LESNAR]

all of muffs bars are generics brah


Lol.

[StopBanningMe]

Erm. That's because I wrote those w/ no opponent

I'll insert personals depending on who I'm battling

Check url cypher. 8m capable of dropping personals

[BROKE LESNAR]

Erm. That's because I wrote those w/ no opponent

I'll insert personals depending on who I'm battling

Check url cypher. 8m capable of dropping personals

I'll check it in a bit. Is it on the URL website? When did you start doing live battles? Do you have sex more often? (Sorry, wasn't able to ask PJK when he left and I know Baron gets laid regardless.)

[BROKE LESNAR]

Strikta should I spend a few hours watching the new season of True Detective? It doesn't seem to have the buzz the inaugural season had. Haven't heard anything good or bad on it as I've been avoiding critiques.

[StopBanningMe]

I'll check it in a bit. Is it on the URL website? When did you start doing live battles? Do you have sex more often? (Sorry, wasn't able to ask PJK when he left and I know Baron gets laid regardless.)

Huh? Lmao I confused as duck

Is this broke

[Diablo]

lmao who said text was dead?

[BROKE LESNAR]

Are you in the PG? I know PJK said he was doint the PG for URL but I didn't see any footage. You did a URL Cypher?

[StopBanningMe]

Nm lol

I should though

[BROKE LESNAR]

Wait what?

[BROKE LESNAR]

I just wanted to read some new material I don't need to watch any of the videos. Did you do anything new text-oriented? Like here on NC?

[StopBanningMe]

I dropped sum hawt shit but still lost

Check champ match vs Sn00p

N contenders hip vs Junto I guess

Lost both lol

Not tripping but they got bars in them

[El Muffin]

I just wanted to read some new material I don't need to watch any of the videos. Did you do anything new text-oriented? Like here on NC?

Wrote this the otha day see if u Fk w it


This Lame is Trash. My crew? We say nay to Fags
Treat it like Cruis'n World. You better Pull off if you A Bitch Waving Flags
Nice w/ the iron. Fuck around n pull a holeo Bitch
When these Two Arms Go Up? They'll put a Tshirt over ya Head on some Cornholio shit
My Palms Obsessive. U shoot? That's the Wrong Suggestion
Treat him lime yoshi
I'll make u swollow shells till u Spit Red in All Directions
I blam the shotty u a fan to old to expand the hobby
Think he Make the Rules but
This Mark All over my Slab no Code of Hammurabi
I'm sick. That nc shirt shit got me feelin swell
Only time YOU'LL be wearing the lime is wheni dump pounds of it on u to conceal the smell
Shouts to Hush. We like Hawkeye Aiming Arrows
U fucking with Suicide Squad? YALL NIGGAS JOKERS, son like Jared Leto
You a killer? Bitch stop the projecting
I'll wrap a cord around this Pussy. You can say Muff Taut you a Lesson
Lines dry as fuck but you still Slobb
Keep talking. My tommy reach n tell u to shut the fuck up like phils dog

[Destroyer]

hey muff, post the one about the Punjabi sticks!

[Ghost1]

Lol dead

[StopBanningMe]

Suicide squad bar

Haha

That's how u know it's dated oh shit lol

[Ghost1]

Guess u won't be needing that one anymore :/

[StopBanningMe]

I don't need none of 3m

The gesture lame

But most of those I used already

All I gotta do is turn a beat on n ull get another 200

[Ghost1]

Muff settle down BRO

U have been extra sassy lately

[Witty]

Hold up you were stockpiling bars?

Is this a thing ppl do?

[Ghost1]

Yea an then he uses em to.cheat in fight nights an lose in the first Rd lol

[StopBanningMe]

Hold up you were stockpiling bars?

Is this a thing ppl do?

If I don't have a battle n I feel like writing

I turn on a beat write a shot load of bars

Those u see were just random shot I come up w/ in one sitting

I like writing punchlines bro

Alot throwaways tho

[Zen]

This the 3rd account I've made in like 10 hrs
lol'd

[Diablo]

by throwaways do you mean make no sense?

[Witty]

Yea an then he uses em to.cheat in fight nights an lose in the first Rd lol

So all the stuff I genuinely came up with in ten minutes (btw say what u want about my last two bars, but I rhymez hard straight off the top) was up against shit that could have been written ages ago? I knew he prewrote but I just thought he meant like an hour before or some shit.

That seems unfair. Give me a week to think of shit and I could win freestyle battles too. Wtf is the point in even entering if ur just copying and pasting?

Ehh fuck it, it's too late in the night to try to understand other ppl.

[Ghost1]

I always key in fns.....it's the point

Muff a scumbag for real tho

[Saint]

Cornholio shit!

[StopBanningMe]

I said b4 I joined that fn that everyone I joined I would copy pasta

Because I perceived it happened to me

[StopBanningMe]

I said b4 I joined that fn that everyone I joined I would copy pasta

Because I perceived it happened to me

[Ghost1]

Ur a child

[StopBanningMe]

I always key in fns.....it's the point

Muff a scumbag for real tho

I keyed that fn I lost to AK

After that I said duck it

[Witty]

I saw u say copy pasta...I didn't know wtf that means.

I just thought u liked to imitate spaghetti.

[Ghost1]

Lol how does that justify it


Oh uh...I lost playing by the rules so I decided cheating would be easier

The fuck is w u

An u think u Makin a legit point right now lol

[StopBanningMe]

It's funny how bags act like this revelation

When I said b4hand exactly way I would do

Sensationalism

Mob antics

I ain't legitimizing shit. I used bars I wrote the night b4 the next day

Thing is those lines weren't overly tweaked for quality anyway lol

Dude I posted 10 lines a minute after the thread went up

I can't even type 2 sentenceso on one min w/out typos

[Saint]

I thought copy pasta was like some new hot saying now.

reminds me of creepy pasta fsr.

[Ghost1]

Wat r u even talking about!?

The reason why u have 10 min is because ur sposed to.be keying

U legit fucked in the head

[Witty]

I saw u say copy pasta...I didn't know wtf that means.

I just thought u liked to imitate spaghetti.

FUCK YOU GUYS, this was a top quality joke.

Acknowledge it.

NOW.

[StopBanningMe]

Copy pasta

Copy n paste

Bags I'm done a dressing it

I said I was going to cheat orvw.e b4I joined 5he damn thing

Since that's way u want 5o hear

[Saint]

u should copywrite copypasta tho.. shit could catch on.

[Zen]

FUCK YOU GUYS, this was a top quality joke.

Acknowledge it.

NOW.

It was top quality, Witty.

[Ghost1]

Lol every1 ignore stupid witty

[StopBanningMe]

u should copywrite copypasta tho.. shit could catch on.

It already has

Call it fight nightingm7ff styl3

Jesus hush s3nr m3 phon3

Goddard this phone

[Zen]

Bags I'm done a dressing it

LOL

[StopBanningMe]

LOL

My phone

I don't correct typos /auticorrect

Coz it tweaks so hard after 20mins

[Witty]

Lol every1 ignore stupid witty

I will kill u then ignore ur corpse as it rots.

[Sharp]

Haha, not yet. How have you been? That sounds good, but how do you feel ab this counter-proposal: you run the league, undertake the mag duties, and set up/close matches. Then you put my name next to yours where it says "NC 1-2 Punch League Presented by Sharp (And BROKE LESNAR).

Knucklehead is that you???

And yo please put some deets on pillbox in the mod lounge, I'm interested

[Muffy]

Constantinople cornholio chupacabra

Yo give me my account back Hush

If u can hack it n take it from me

Why won't u give it back when we supposedly squash

Idgi

BTW iono how I managed to even log on this

Just used old pw n it worked

[BROKE LESNAR]

Knucklehead is that you???

And yo please put some deets on pillbox in the mod lounge, I'm interested

I was probably disavowed of mod priveleges. Don't see the mod lounge anywhere. But yeah, I'm up for it. I'm brainstorming a layout for a new season of 1-2 right now.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Sharp, do you have the information on this as it pertains to the identity of the aliases and who won the finals? I'm curious as to who I battled and who ultimately took the accomplishment.

http://www.netcees.org/forumdisplay.php?f=204

[Sharp]

Sharp, do you have the information on this as it pertains to the identity of the aliases and who won the finals? I'm curious as to who I battled and who ultimately took the accomplishment.

http://www.netcees.org/forumdisplay.php?f=204


http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=113486


There's also a challonge bracket somewhere I think

[Gina]

What....the fuck......?

[Amen.]

so it's come down to this

sad shit

[Gina]

So, you realize I have full control over your emotional spectrum yet you still go forward. Gina.

Lol, no idea what you're talking about.

[Amen.]

I love reading PM's

http://www.cpa.org.au/guardian/2012/1567/images/01-big-brother.jpg

thats a dope picture tho

and muff stay makin shit up and clinging on to shit too

"THats my story and I'm stickin too it" kinda nigga

just like his claims of me being a "biter" and still has no links or anything to prove his claims lol

I let him rock tho

nigga lost his mind months ago

hasn't been the same since bags bodied him w/ the trolliolls lol