SO WHO IN THE TOP 30 TOPICAL HEADS HERE HAVE I A LOSS TO THAT HASNT BEEN AVENGED YET?

[sral]

SRS THREAD

I FEEL IVE A COUPLE TOPICAL BATTLES LEFT IN ME BEFORE I FINALLY HANG THE PEN UP

ONLY REALLY INTERESTED IN BEATING THE BEST & THOSE IVE A LOSS TO THAT I HAVENT ALREADY RECTIFIED

IM TAGGING A BUNCH OF YOU IN AS MY MEMORY IS WACK

LEMME KNOW/LINK ME TO THE BATTLE

@deadman Pinot Grij @mr.j Vulgar Certain Frank Witty Soulstice Pent uP Sn00p Objective UnbornBuddha Ullr @oats Split Dagel Innovator Gina PiE King ra zygote Genocide Dancake The Artful Salopian @eng @storyteller Orc

PLZ TAG ANYONE IVE MISSED TBH

I'M HAPPY TO ACCEPT, MY ONLY CONDITIONS ARE THAT THEYRE TOP 30 AND HAVE A WIN OVER ME I HAVENT SET RIGHT

[King Soul]

Let's go. Don't know if we've ever actually battled without you no showing or not lol. So. Why not?

[sral]

Who are you bro?

My stipulations were pretty clear. Must be top 30, must hold a legit win over me I haven't avenged.

PM me if you don't want your usual account posting, I'm fine with that?

[King Soul]

Dagel

[Witty]

I don't think I've ever had the pleasure?

Which seems strange given how many years have passed, but I honestly don't think I've battled you.

Could be wrong tho.

[dead man]

You won our last battle. I don't know if we battled prior to that or who won.

I'm not really interested in "avenging" my loss. But I'm sure many will be.

Thanks for the opportunity homie.

[sral]

Dagel

you already caught the business tbh

www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=10035&highlight=Brian+Bryan

next?

[sral]

I don't think I've ever had the pleasure?

Which seems strange given how many years have passed, but I honestly don't think I've battled you.

Could be wrong tho.

lmao nah we never faced

when I left RB you weren't anywhere near as good

I joined RM, you stayed at RB

years later we met again here or the equivalent of

I've got zero interest in facing a crew member this late in the game

sorry bruh

[sral]

You won our last battle. I don't know if we battled prior to that or who won.

I'm not really interested in "avenging" my loss. But I'm sure many will be.

Thanks for the opportunity homie.

great battle

you one of the best to ever do it

top ten in this gen for sure

much respect homie

[Witty]

lmao nah we never faced

when I left RB you weren't anywhere near as good

I joined RM, you stayed at RB

years later we met again here or the equivalent of

I've got zero interest in facing a crew member this late in the game

sorry bruh

It's all love.

Just make sure you slaughter whoever you do end up facing.

As I'm sure you will.

[big baby]

deadman way betta

[Orc]

isn't Dagel banned for biting a topical i wrote years ago or something

[Ullr]

SraL I'd face you next week if you'd like a battle. What made you decide to put down the pen and get out?

[Diode]

i don't think we ever did it after all these years.

weird.

[Split Eight]

isn't Dagel banned for biting a topical i wrote years ago or something

like 3 or 4 if I remember right

[Inno]

I dont believe we have battled.

Also im not sure im in the top 30?

[Strikta]

Me.

[Objective]

I want to battle you as well before you go away from text for some period of time until you decide to give it a go again. Not sure if we've battled before or not though but I don't think you should be that hard to beat as opposed to other topical heads on the site. Might be because I underrate your abilities in topicals though.

[Vulgar]

You've got one win over me in which I got flawlessed. I don't have that urge to rematch you right now, so I'm leaving this be, but deep down in the doldrums of this topicalist body, there's a fire burning... one day, it'll catch up to you and you will receive Vulgarian heat waves.

jp

but thanks anyways

[Ghost1]

Ya dudes illiterate as fuck.

[Split Eight]

I'd put myself in Top 64 active in the past 6 months.

[Eŋg]

lol @ tagging Dagel

p.s. i'm top 15 DOA and we haven't battled and won't.

[Pinot Grij]

sraL if you're in AOWL then we'll link up. I don't remember beating you, but we probly faced off back on LO/HHH

[UnbornBuddha]

It's a shame you're giving it up, your pen game is exemplary, to say the least.

[King Soul]

you already caught the business tbh

www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=10035&highlight=Brian+Bryan

next?

i'm not in that battle? lol..

[sral]

isn't Dagel banned for biting a topical i wrote years ago or something

pretty sure you're right and I'm not about to derail my thread about it

dude can write when he puts his mind to it

[sral]

SraL I'd face you next week if you'd like a battle. What made you decide to put down the pen and get out?

got you already in the martyrs thing

ive been topical battling since like 2003? won both the last two major topical tourneys here & champed at R-R

figure I'd stop while I'm ahead tbh

[King Soul]

isn't Dagel banned for biting a topical i wrote years ago or something

If it makes you like me more, thanks to me, you won two league battles with that verse.

[sral]

Diode Innovator

we've never faced tbh

[sral]

Me.

lmao we've never faced

also i still follow text enough to know that you haven't shown up for a gooddddddd percentage of the matches you have had recently

I'm not saying it's a waste of my time, more so I feel I've nothing to prove in battling you at this point

I'm only really looking to recoup wins over those I lost to

[sral]

I want to battle you as well before you go away from text for some period of time until you decide to give it a go again. Not sure if we've battled before or not though but I don't think you should be that hard to beat as opposed to other topical heads on the site. Might be because I underrate your abilities in topicals though.

I got you in the winter topical, first round

did a quick verse on the Meth trade

i remember dropping "Jesse Pinkmans meth addiction" in there somewhere

thanks for the offer though

[King Soul]

You've lost to me once or twice via no show if that counts.

[sral]

You've got one win over me in which I got flawlessed. I don't have that urge to rematch you right now, so I'm leaving this be, but deep down in the doldrums of this topicalist body, there's a fire burning... one day, it'll catch up to you and you will receive Vulgarian heat waves.

jp

but thanks anyways

you're one of the most creative dudes still actively doing this

right up there with dead, pent and oats

you're the Myrmidons member we missed out on picking up

living legend tbh

[sral]

lol @ tagging Dagel

just saw he was online

basically tagged every topical head here I could think of or was on at the time

tryna find someone I owe a loss to

[sral]

sraL if you're in AOWL then we'll link up. I don't remember beating you, but we probly faced off back on LO/HHH

nah I'm not in atm

don't think we've ever faced

back around LO/HHH i was strictly a text battle head

[Objective]

I got you in the winter topical, first round

did a quick verse on the Meth trade

i remember dropping "Jesse Pinkmans meth addiction" in there somewhere

thanks for the offer though

So half assed attempts counts to you and you're happy with it? Got it. I haven't sat down and actually spent time on a verse since ISTL and been rusty ever since. Slowly getting back to it, next time won't be winter topical round 1 easy. But if you're looking upon that as a good enough win then it's whatevs I guess. ^^

Edit: Had to search it up because I barely remembered my winter topical participation at all and thought I just gave a fuck. Looks like I actually gave it somewhat of an attempt afterall. My bad, you got it then.

[sral]

So half assed attempts counts to you and you're happy with it? Got it. I haven't sat down and actually spent time on a verse since ISTL and been rusty ever since. Slowly getting back to it, next time won't be winter topical round 1 easy. But if you're looking upon that as a good enough win then it's whatevs I guess. ^^

Edit: Had to search it up because I barely remembered my winter topical participation at all and thought I just gave a fuck. Looks like I actually gave it somewhat of an attempt afterall. My bad, you got it then.

word man

respect

it was a close one

[Objective]

Yeah, it was. Hope you come back from retirement and we'll somehow meet again one last time tho'.

[Split Eight]

If anyone wants to face Razah in the AOWL, first to tag/ mention me gets the matchup.
Eŋg Orc sraL big baby Vulgar

[sral]

You've lost to me once or twice via no show if that counts.

lmao ppl actually class no shows as legit wins?

hell nah that shit lame as fuck

[King Soul]

No. Lol. Just trying to get a battle outta you man.

[dead man]

What's up Jon?

[King Soul]

What's up, Zombie?

[PancakeBrah]

We've never battled, that I recall.

Not that I'm good for showing up or writing nowadays. Sad emoji.

[Ghost1]

Dan

I think I drunk dialed ur pm box

Why don't u wanna chill w me no more?

I got a new sales job. I'm Finna have way too much money an there will be really good threads due to this. Come home dancake!!!

[Vulgar]

Dan

I think I drunk dialed ur pm box

Why don't u wanna chill w me no more?

I got a new sales job. I'm Finna have way too much money an there will be really good threads due to this. Come home dancake!!!

Good job on acquiring your new position. I'm sure the moolah will come rolling in, as will the lols. Good day sir.

[Vulgar]

We've never battled, that I recall.

Not that I'm good for showing up or writing nowadays. Sad emoji.

Sup factott?

why u been duckin the poem league?

[Ghost1]

Good job on acquiring your new position. I'm sure the moolah will come rolling in, as will the lols. Good day sir.

It's all coming together my G. thank u for ur kind words.

[Soulstice]

We never battled Lars.

[PancakeBrah]

Sup factott?

why u been duckin the poem league?

I wouldn't know the first thing about writing a poem. I don't get it. Is it a text verse w/o rhyming? u w0t?

roses are red
go fuck yourself vulgar

there's my poem.

[Witty]

What's up, Zombie?

It isn't zombie, it's black.

[Ghost1]

Ay dagel fuck u. Piece of shit. Cry fucked ur girl on ur back while u complimented his stroke an then u ate veggie pizzas alone drinking water Makin a youtube vid about rb crews.

U will be the LAST fagkt from rb to make the transfer here. AND EVEN THEN U WILL BE MET WITH RESISTANCE. FUCKING COWARD DORK LONELY FAGOT DIRTBAG LOSER WEORDO

[PancakeBrah]

Dan

I think I drunk dialed ur pm box

Why don't u wanna chill w me no more?

I got a new sales job. I'm Finna have way too much money an there will be really good threads due to this. Come home dancake!!!

I'm going to wallow in self pity and get drunk by myself tonight.

I can't relate to rich people like you and Knuck anymore.

[Witty]

Dancake it's ok I'm still poor :D

[PancakeBrah]

I apologize for no showing, Witty. I'll carry that weight until the day I die.

[Ghost1]

I'm going to wallow in self pity and get drunk by myself tonight.

I can't relate to rich people like you and Knuck anymore.

Dan I'm still poor tho!

For now!

I applied for ur mortgage analyst job with local credit union recently an was denied. U are the real fancy pants.

[PancakeBrah]

I think the Indian kid who rides his Razor around my apartment complex is putting nails and other objects into my tires. Two months ago it was an alan wrench that only cost $30 to fix. Today was a nail in the sidewall which lead to me buying two new tires. I still suspect he broke into my car the first week I moved here. Or it could be the punk ass 19-21 year old who moved in. He plays rap music in his rice box piece of shit car too loud. He was hanging out around it with his mom and girlfriend one day. I got out of my car. He said 'Yeah' pretty loud. Probably wasn't directed at me. I thought it was. I stopped and yelled 'Yeah!', staring at them. Then walked away yelling 'yeah!' a couple more times. Losing my mind. That combined with the deaf lady's dog next door, I don't know. Cake about to catch a body soon.

[Ghost1]

Lol man .... did u ever learn those wolf whistles I told u about?

That plan should be getting ready to pay off.

[Vulgar]

I wouldn't know the first thing about writing a poem. I don't get it. Is it a text verse w/o rhyming? u w0t?

roses are red
go fuck yourself vulgar

there's my poem.

Okay...

Take your best bar you've ever written in an open mic. (One bar, just one).
Maximize and lengthen that bar by a few "stanzas" while going into more depth or by executing different things with language that you didn't otherwise.

This is poetry. It doesn't have to rhyme to "activate" something in the reader, which is what it intends to do. It's like fancier fortune cookie strips, only it's really not fancy at all. Some writers are blunt with it, others are extravagant. Pick your approach.

Good luck, bro.

[PancakeBrah]

Okay...

Take your best bar you've ever written in an open mic. (One bar, just one).
Maximize and lengthen that bar by a few "stanzas" while going into more depth or by executing different things with language that you didn't otherwise.

This is poetry. It doesn't have to rhyme to "activate" something in the reader, which is what it intends to do. It's like fancier fortune cookie strips, only it's really not fancy at all. Some writers are blunt with it, others are extravagant. Pick your approach.

Good luck, bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-OaVzrf_vc

:38 seconds in

"There is not a word, or a sentence, or a concept you can illuminate for me."

[Vulgar]

dead

[King Soul]

It isn't zombie, it's black.

I was using a name play off "Dead Man". I didn't really think it was Zombified, or an alias at all lol.

[King Soul]

Ay dagel fuck u. Piece of shit. Cry fucked ur girl on ur back while u complimented his stroke an then u ate veggie pizzas alone drinking water Makin a youtube vid about rb crews.

U will be the LAST fagkt from rb to make the transfer here. AND EVEN THEN U WILL BE MET WITH RESISTANCE. FUCKING COWARD DORK LONELY FAGOT DIRTBAG LOSER WEORDO

You think about me when your sucking your boyfriend off too?

[sral]

tl;dr

after 15 years of topical battling there is nobody left in the top 30 that I haven't beat

not a single one can step forward after 4 pages of the thread?

nope.

that's HOF status

[El Muffin]

dead man
baron mynd
cake
witty
vulgie
certain
mr j

no order after #1

Edit: wait wat is this thread

[Split Eight]

Top 64? We've never faced I don't think

set it

[Flow]

sraL what name you used to go by?

[big baby]

if dans gonna post I'll hang around if not I'll have to leave witty, bags and whatever other good poster there is? also Dan go on aim bb show u stuff

[big baby]

also just go on whenever. and log off if il not there. bb not on now but maybe one day our schedules will intertwine and I will sho u dis coo bb stuffio

[big baby]

also I love u

[big baby]

also ily 2x also


fuk you
alsonl wan fuk bb in bu- jk lol



jk wan fuk bb in boot

[Zen]

I wish I cared enough to do this for ten years so I could be top *insert number here*, but eh...After two or three years I'm already worn out.

[dead man]

I was using a name play off "Dead Man". I didn't really think it was Zombified, or an alias at all lol.
Ready to return to your throne bro?

[sral]

I wish I cared enough to do this for ten years so I could be top *insert number here*, but eh...After two or three years I'm already worn out.

Lol been there, done that, returned again to see if I still had it

too many times

I feel you tho bruh

[sral]

sraL what name you used to go by?

Lars
Baron Mynd
Brian Bryan
Robin Banks maybe?

[Eŋg]

Ready to return to your throne bro?

lol.

[King Soul]

Ready to return to your throne bro?

Oh fo sho.

How's life in the blackness?

[dead man]

Ok

[El Muffin]

this nigga got vegeta in his avy

only throne he returning to is a motherfucking bean bag with a bag of Cheetos ol cheesey ass nigga

[Inno]

Stfu muff

[Flow]

Lars
Baron Mynd
Brian Bryan
Robin Banks maybe?

Set it bro. Dont think you ever beat me. We only ever collabbed

[sral]

I'm only really interested in beating those I have lost to to redeem myself. I'm not really looking to battle any others tbh

[sral]

This can't be real. Dagel tried to win a topical tourney by getting every one of his opponents DQed.

Dagel plz tell me this isn't true

[Diode]

it is true. it is known.

[Pent uP]

I owe u 1...its unfortunate...wanna go at it in the BA

[Frank]

Soule

[oats]

sral did we ever battle? I don't think we did but I'm not 100% sure.