So, I'm macking on this older chick right...

[Chill Phil]

She's 37, thick as fuck....as pure and white as the undriven snow.



We're talking on the phone for the second time within, 24 hours. I'm making her laugh and shit. She's snorting and laughing at shit that isn't even funny.

Things get quiet for a second.

She's like "God, I really like you."

I'm like "well, we do get along like naps and scalps."

She laughs and utters a sentence that immediately makes her hideous.


She's like "I know I could love you."

I'm like...


"Well, my burrito is done," and I promptly hang up.


Wtf man, I'm lovable but damn, give me a month.




Hope you faggots had a great weekend. I've been drunk since Friday.

[Chill Phil]

I'm still drunk FYI... And I don't properly feel feelings yet

[Aero]

This is a serious question.

Does she have a job? If so I don't get why she'd be talking to you.

[Chill Phil]

A few nights ago, I had a potato salad that was way above par

[Dope girl]

Congrats u found ur match, go show her love affection

[Greed]

I ended up buying the cts. Next step is to see if the asian dude will still trade my e class benz for the s 600. From their customize the both of them to perfection.

[Hush]

This thread cured my lower back pain

[Geno]

Yo.. is the same chick i saw the pics of. Shes sexy as hell to me. Hope you still talking o her. Id like to meet her personality. Cant wait to come holla at you. DRIVING NEXT MONDAY YO!!!!!

[dead man]

yeah nope bai

[Geno]

Oh.. wow.. just notices the i cod love u thing. This is why shea single. Thats a huge clinger hint

[Wise Wiggles]

Maybe she wanted to murder you or something, before.

[Useless]

U should've hit it first...then if she does turn out to be crazy just tell her u were born a woman.

[Chill Phil]

Yo.. is the same chick i saw the pics of. Shes sexy as hell to me. Hope you still talking o her. Id like to meet her personality. Cant wait to come holla at you. DRIVING NEXT MONDAY YO!!!!!

This is a different chick, lol. I know how to pick em