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The subject got brought up again recently about Lama/Napalm/Lamabating
Your old thread appears to be gone
If you could kindly regale our newer audience with your version of vents since you're one of the few remaking that were there to witness it, I promise you infinite reps abound
The floor is yours, oh strawberry blonde one... detour
Diode
08-04-2015, 06:17 PM
there is no pride in remembering this.
i have thoroughly erased it from my memory bank.
PJEWK IS LEGALLY BOUND BY JUSGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH TO TELL THE LULZ, DA WHOLE LULZ AND NOTHING BUTTHE LULZ
Judge Chester Charlesworth
08-04-2015, 06:24 PM
detour to the stand
Remember, no funny business in the court
- The Honorable Judge
Chill Phil
08-04-2015, 06:44 PM
Peej ain't saying shit!
detour
03-10-2016, 01:45 PM
PJEWK IS LEGALLY BOUND BY JUSGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH TO TELL THE LULZ, DA WHOLE LULZ AND NOTHING BUTTHE LULZ
Long time ago in a galaxy actually right here, David Lama thought he was talking to a smoking hot 7.5 (like bags is banging) and pulled out his dick an started masterbating on webcam for her...unfortunately he didn't stop to ask why she didn't have her webcam on, cuz he was just so eager to pop one off...
Much to his surprise, and our hilarity, she eventually did turn on her webcam and it was then that poor David learned that she was in fact an inbred, ignorant, racist, troll from the Kentucky backwoods who went by the name napalm online, and in fact had a penis of his own, being that he was a guy and all...
He then (napalm) did what any free thinking, red blooded American citizen would do, and posted both the text of the sex chat and the video of lama getting intimately familiar with himself to the interwebz, where it could flourish in the hearts and minds of future generations of NCs for years to come...
Lama then left the forum he was on at the time, and started NCs...he also became very anti any other text forum, largely because he could control content on NCs, but there was always a chance the skeletons in his closet could be revealed on other sites, and they would be masterbating if and when that happened...
However, as cool a dude as he was, someone asked about it on day almost ten years ago and I felt it my civil duty to reveal aforementioned masterbating closet skeletons...fortunately I don't have the video nor do I know where to find it nor have I ever actually watched it...I know this story to be true cuz I knew about ten people who did watch it, and napalm himself sent me the link (cuz he was a faggot)...
It's still somewhere out there on some archive website I'm sure, floating thru the lost annals (not anals u fucking pervs)of internet history, waiting for the day some unfortunate soul goes searching for weird porn on the dark web and has their whole world turned upside down by the event we now know as LAMABATEGATE...
Further inquiries can be directed to Lars. Thanks,
Batty
03-10-2016, 01:55 PM
I've been saying for years we need a history section here to archive the greatness.
nice one, gents.
detour
03-10-2016, 01:59 PM
I've been saying for years we need a history section here to archive the greatness.
nice one, gents.
We had one. The site conveniently crashed in the months following the big reveal and lama disappeared... All the history was conveniently lost, including the alias tourney where beyond had an aneurism cuz I beat him in our batman vs Spider-Man battle...
Could I get sraL in here with the one eye'd milk carton shot on cue?
Batty
03-10-2016, 02:06 PM
WORD. we need that back ASAP.
Also, all the roasts should be in their own section. That way we can keep up with niggas paying their dues and shit.
also...
BLOOD SHIRT/ CRIP CUP 4LIFE
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/J504/204995C9-F31A-40ED-B081-46D4D935955B-49830-00003C93EDF44AE8_zpsb7b1164b.jpg
detour
03-10-2016, 02:09 PM
WORD. we need that back ASAP.
Also, all the roasts should be in their own section. That way we can keep up with niggas paying their dues and shit.
also...
BLOOD SHIRT/ CRIP CUP 4LIFE
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/J504/204995C9-F31A-40ED-B081-46D4D935955B-49830-00003C93EDF44AE8_zpsb7b1164b.jpg
see that's history right there...
how many remember the actual photo tho?
back when MySpace was popping
Batty
03-10-2016, 02:12 PM
you already know...
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/J504/pjew_zps8af65405.jpg
Anybody that's got the legit pic on this one, lemme know...
http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz258/J504/B1D0DE1C-B8BD-43D7-8BEC-86CD7BC61745-53326-000040A411057629_zps2dfdbf3d.jpg
Diode
03-10-2016, 02:13 PM
there is no way to get nc1s data back brehs
it was webhosted with hostgator and he stopped paying the bills. that shit is long since wiped. best you've got is my BW archive.
bc he started BW after leaving PR, not NCs. NCs was started after he gave me BW and then decided he wanted it back. so he used his archive of the BW database to make NCs.
Vulgar
03-10-2016, 02:27 PM
there is no way to get nc1s data back brehs
it was webhosted with hostgator and he stopped paying the bills. that shit is long since wiped. best you've got is my BW archive.
bc he started BW after leaving PR, not NCs. NCs was started after he gave me BW and then decided he wanted it back. so he used his archive of the BW database to make NCs.
Why is there no roast archive? Surely we can honor our collective efforts as NCG roasters by compiling all those threads in a sub-section? Appreciated.
Diode
03-10-2016, 02:31 PM
Why is there no roast archive? Surely we can honor our collective efforts as NCG roasters by compiling all those threads in a sub-section? Appreciated.
Orc
Destroyer
03-10-2016, 02:42 PM
yo detour can we watch your battle with diz without subscribing yet?
Vulgar
03-10-2016, 02:53 PM
it's a good idea
Plz make it happen if time permits. It would be a disservice to the lime green, IMHO. Veritas made a 'classic moments' thread where most roasts were mentioned & linked.
anime_boners
03-10-2016, 02:54 PM
I've known the story of what happened with the lamabategate since NC1
however, I never knew it was the event that lead to NC's creation.
the lime was Lama's escape from masturbatory persecution. it makes it feel almost.. tainted. (heh, taint)
damon pope famous quote
03-10-2016, 02:59 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/vomq15.png
is this true tho
Chyeahhh!!!
03-10-2016, 03:59 PM
http://i1.tinypic.com/1zqugqe.jpg
Chyeahhh!!!
03-10-2016, 04:00 PM
sraL
you can disregard my PM, didn't know this was an old thread
Orc
mod me in that shit and i'll compile/add as I see fit and have time
I doubt many would have a problem with me doing it
sraL
you can disregard my PM, didn't know this was an old thread
nah nah nah nah nah
you share those screenshots of the lama/napalm conversation you've got with the board yo
its your gentlemanly thing to do in this thread
Witty
03-10-2016, 08:18 PM
I don't get it...he thought he was talking to a woman, ok it's online and whatever but still, he thought it was a woman. And then it was revealed it wasn't?
I don't get it.
Ghost1
03-10-2016, 09:28 PM
So....yea.....u do get it. Lol.
Dude pmd lama......told him he was BE Reborn.... (a chick) an that she wanted him to film himself jerking off an pm it to him/her
Lama being the lonely Cuban dirtbag that he is.....obliged
An then the vid of lama waking off was posted for all to see
As far as I can tell from wat I've pieced together from multiple stories
Lol
I'd be moderately embarrassed ....... but that's the type of thing I could make work for my character here. It's all about how u sell it.
detour
03-10-2016, 10:20 PM
yo detour can we watch your battle with diz without subscribing yet?
funny u would mention that cuz it got released on the colorado rap channel a couple months ago…
two years after it happened, with no credit for the 120K+ views it pulled on the RBN channel, smh…
an with no real promotion or hype around it whatsoever, since, u know, it happened two years ago…
still pulled over 20K so far tho, so fuck it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BABpYUNlpkQ
detour
03-10-2016, 10:26 PM
So....yea.....u do get it. Lol.
Dude pmd lama......told him he was BE Reborn.... (a chick) an that she wanted him to film himself jerking off an pm it to him/her
Lama being the lonely Cuban dirtbag that he is.....obliged
An then the vid of lama waking off was posted for all to see
As far as I can tell from wat I've pieced together from multiple stories
Lol
I'd be moderately embarrassed ....... but that's the type of thing I could make work for my character here. It's all about how u sell it.
dude tbh reborn was bad AF if i had thought she was on chat tryna get me to spank it it would probably be detourbategate we'd be talking about…
but it's still awesome hilarity at david's expense...
Witty
03-10-2016, 10:26 PM
So....yea.....u do get it. Lol.
Dude pmd lama......told him he was BE Reborn.... (a chick) an that she wanted him to film himself jerking off an pm it to him/her
Lama being the lonely Cuban dirtbag that he is.....obliged
An then the vid of lama waking off was posted for all to see
As far as I can tell from wat I've pieced together from multiple stories
Lol
I'd be moderately embarrassed ....... but that's the type of thing I could make work for my character here. It's all about how u sell it.
Bro I could do this shit and still act like these dudes the faggots for watching another dude jack off to a dude he thought was a woman
My response would be 'yeah, but you watched me touch my dick'.
Boarding has evolved.
detour
03-10-2016, 10:27 PM
if anyone happens to have a pic of reborn…?
Ghost1
03-10-2016, 10:51 PM
Lol there's a whole bunch on PR
She's hot
Not no 7.5
But she'll do
Diode
03-10-2016, 11:13 PM
Creeps.
Especially ole rickety cricket looking ass detour
Ghost1
03-10-2016, 11:16 PM
Yo.....why detour twitch like that tho
Son said u a human computer glitch LMAO
Ghost1
03-10-2016, 11:16 PM
Deadddd at rickety cricket
Chyeahhh!!!
03-11-2016, 11:06 AM
B.E Reborn was a nice lil package, mixed with Asian and somethin. Had many of your favorite textcees drooling over the broad. Wasn't a bad battler either. I lost a match to shorty back in the day. Napalm pretended to be her tho, and dude actually was naked watching Lama pound one out smh
Diode
03-11-2016, 11:10 AM
.. she just competed in the winter topical you idiots
Batty
03-11-2016, 11:26 AM
Niggas watching niggas jack it to niggas is like the Inception of making my stomach hurt. This thread goin south quick bros.
So yo, can we nominate Lars to set up the Roast archive?
I really need to see at least 1 solid roast happen every few months.
Useless
03-11-2016, 02:16 PM
Creeps.
Especially ole rickety cricket looking ass detour
lmaooo
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