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Unfukwitable
08-05-2015, 12:56 AM
THIS JUST IN!!!!

Long ago, in a small village lived Vishnudutta, a poor Brahmin farmer. He worked hard but was not able to earn much. His son, Somadutta was always asking for more money. “Be satisfied with what you have, my son,” Vishnudutta would say.

One day, Vishnudutta was resting in his field after work. Suddenly, he noticed a snake on the nearby mount. On seeing Vishnudutta, the snake coiled and sat up with a raised hood. “It looks so calm and peaceful. May be it is a deity,” thought Vishnudutta. He brought a bowl of milk from his house and offered it to the snake.

Next morning, when Vishnudutta came to collect the bowl, he found a gold coin in it. “I am sure this is a holy snake,” he thought. After that it became a regular practice for him to offer prayers and milk to the snake. And every morning he got a gold coin in the bowl near the mount. This made Vishnudutta a rich man.

Once, while Vishnudutta was away, his son Somadutta had to keep the bowl of milk near the snake. As usual, after some time, there was a gold coin in the bowl near the mount. Somadutta thought. “I guess there is a treasure of gold coins beneath this mount. If I can kill this snake and dig under the mount, I will get all the gold!” With gold on his mind, Somadutta tried to kill the snake. The snake bit Somadutta and managed to escape.

When Vishnudutta returned, his wife told him everything. “I always warned you against greed,” said Vishnudutta to his son. Then he ran towards the holy snake. With folded hands, he asked for forgiveness and offered milk to the holy snake.

But this time the holy snake did not accept it. “I spared your son’s life because of your kindness. You will have to pay for his greed. I shall not help you any more,” said the snake and disappeared.

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Okay I put that pointless ass story I found online to waste ur fuckin time ....But Con- Strikta Is the Newest Member of the Suicide Squad...

Strikta
08-05-2015, 01:01 AM
Indeed, motherfuckaz.

Dope story tho. lol

Unfukwitable
08-05-2015, 01:06 AM
Lol we gon bust heads open, 100.
Strikta

Strikta
08-05-2015, 01:08 AM
Hell yea bro.

Death to all bitch niggas.

Hush
08-05-2015, 08:14 AM
Salute

murda sho
08-05-2015, 08:16 AM
Unfuk is hilarious hahaha

Welcome bro

Destroyer
08-05-2015, 08:18 AM
solid pickup
should garner an exorbitant amount of noshows for your squad

Cred
08-05-2015, 08:19 AM
Ya alreadyyy kno.

~RustyGunZ~
08-05-2015, 08:33 AM
Good pick up

Diode
08-05-2015, 09:14 AM
stick to text battling.

also, was really hoping this was about masaii. way to get my hopes up.

:/

Chill Phil
08-05-2015, 10:59 AM
Fucking faggots ain't touching my chinchilla coat though. Keep your gay hands off!

Tic
08-05-2015, 11:04 AM
solid pickup
should garner an exorbitant amount of noshows for your squad
Lol...

Strikta
08-05-2015, 11:20 AM
solid pickup
should garner an exorbitant amount of noshows for your squad

Sit yo salty ass down. lol

Ghost1
08-05-2015, 11:23 AM
Tbis will hurt me but u kno I have to go inn on u now strik. For shame.

Unfukwitable
08-05-2015, 11:24 AM
We burning all crews down!

*rubbing hands*

Strikta
08-05-2015, 11:26 AM
DO IT! Bags

Can't wait to reciprocate.

Unfukwitable
08-05-2015, 02:49 PM
DO IT! Bags

Can't wait to reciprocate.

Let'em kno!!!!, 100.

Chill Phil
08-05-2015, 04:18 PM
*mounts an attention seeking horse*
Yaa!

The chill coats are coming!!

Yaaa! Yaaa!

The chill coats are coming!!!

Victor.
08-05-2015, 04:43 PM
*mounts an attention seeking horse*
Yaa!

The chill coats are coming!!

Yaaa! Yaaa!

The chill coats are coming!!!

Lol