rhymes in advertising

[Pharaohs Army]

nothing new but I am noticing them more now.

"nationwide is on your side".

there was also another insurance company... i wish i could remember the entire phrase, but it was like "_______________ every time you need it."

and the first part definitely rhymed with "every time you need it".

Breath-Rite nasal strips has by far the best tho, because it is not a perfect rhyme (thereby perfect in my book)

"are you a Sound Sleeper, or a mouth-breather?"

that one turns me on, mentally.

i'm sure there's plenty more out there.

[UnbornBuddha]

lol. Your a curious fellow.

[Pharaohs Army]

lol. Your a curious fellow.

really?i thought evry1 felt this way. lol

[Mr. J]

Broaden your horizon & switch to Verizon

[Pharaohs Army]

YES J good one

Between the nationwide, breath-rite, and verizon, I'm already rapping (putting a little bit of hesitation/syncopation)

[sral]

someone tell diode to up the file size limit on attachments yo

I could upload them to an outside site but I'm at work



image.jpg:
Your file of 136.8 KB bytes exceeds the forum's limit of 97.7 KB for this filetype.

I'd amaze Pharoah at this game, me and MMLP play it and send each other texts or w/e if we spot them

we call em EDM's (Every Day Multies)

[sral]

lmao basically I've got pics on my phone of ones I've saw

a sign outside a cafe saying "tea for two/me and you"

there was a great one at a store called Holland and Barrett and underneath as a slogan it had "Pop In and Grab It"

that shits epic

The BEST ever though was on a marks and Spencer's own food range and it had

ITALIAN CHOPPED TOMATOES with BASIL AND OREGANO

multi game for days

insane spot

[sral]

lmao I won't reveal my bosses name here for obv reasons but my bosses name is also a perfect multi of the place I work too

rap battles ruined my life

[dull boy]

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

[sral]

lmao god tier British accent maybe?

I'll record a vid of me saying it

[sral]

This is a harder one to find:

[sral]

Hard:

[sral]

Holland and Barratt/Pop in and Grab It:

[sral]

Pretty easy:

[sral]

Easy:

[Amen.]

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

lol I was thinkin the same shit tho haha

same for pop in and grab it

doesn't rhyme

[sral]

Seyance MMLP @eng to thread

possibly Witty and Orc too I guess?

THAT SHIT RHYMES YO!

[Amen.]

how bout the famous

"drive sober or get pulled over"

or the

"oh thank heaven for 7-eleven" I seen a while back

bunch of them

[MMLP]

ALL DAY/ BUFFET

#CLASSIC

[Amen.]

All day / buffet not a multi

not even a slant rhyme

[sral]

lmao that shit don't even rhyme for me tbc

[Amen.]

lol

timex watches - Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

[Victor.]

all day
Buff aye
Rhymes for me

[Amen.]

rhymes but not a multi

ALL day

BUFF aye

[Victor.]

True

[Ghost1]

The multi for pop in an grab it was Holland and Barret


AL u have to do is read bro. Smh.

[sral]

The multi for pop in an grab it was Holland and Barret


AL u have to do is read bro. Smh.

lmao I'm saying

that shit too perfect

[Pharaohs Army]

really lovin' your enthusiasm here sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$


How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano


holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

[Pharaohs Army]

risk your cash
to build the biggest stash

i could totally see that in a rap verse about riches.

[sral]

really lovin' your enthusiasm here sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$




I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano


holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

GROWN FOR US by farmers we KNOW AND TRUST

was the multi to the butternut squash ish

ABERDEEN / ANGUS BEEF was the other

I literally do this shit all the time tbh

I thought I must be autistic or some shit so I was pretty glad it wasn't just me lmaooo

[Pharaohs Army]

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash. grown for Us, by far-mers,
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit.
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

[sral]

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash, grown for us, by far-mers
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf

[Pharaohs Army]

lol what u mean shopping for bites? sraL

[Pharaohs Army]

that's so going in the OM cypher.

[Pharaohs Army]

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf

i know what you mean now.... No. lol. I like to have fun.

[Ghost1]

How u spell wop wrong tho

[Seyance]

neither is drive sober / pulled over..

i see what your saying lars but even i have to strain my accent to get it to rhyme.. i can see how it works with your scouse twang. just drop the 'it' and you can see it pretty much works on paper..

al-li-an chopped tom-ah-toes
ba-sil and or-eg-ah-no

i dunno.. it's the eg that may throw it off for some people, i can see it though.

[Mr. J]

I lol'd at where this thread went

[Pharaohs Army]

How u spell wop wrong tho

my bad, thanks.

sraL, thanks, yes i misquoted the squash one at first

[MMLP]

Paul Blart/ Mall Cop.... surely works in some accents

[Witty]

neither is drive sober / pulled over..

i see what your saying lars but even i have to strain my accent to get it to rhyme.. i can see how it works with your scouse twang. just drop the 'it' and you can see it pretty much works on paper..

al-li-an chopped tom-ah-toes
ba-sil and or-eg-ah-no

i dunno.. it's the eg that may throw it off for some people, i can see it though.

I understand why it doesn't work with americans tho, we pronounce both oregano and tomato differently than our american counterparts}

[Pharaohs Army]

"it's unlawful to pass when red lights flash"

-back of a school bus

[Pharaohs Army]

"an extra set of eyes every time you drive"

-Subaru commercial

[emcee squared]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykLY31qqWb4

"THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE IS JESUS CHRIST" - JIMMY CARTER

[boof]

click it or ticket

[Dominate]

Lol I thought I was the only idiot who did this.

I also went through a phase where I would dissect words I heard into other words. Mostly completely useless word plays. I forced lines out of some of them though.

Italian chopped tomatoes w/ basil n oregano is a wonderful rhyme in my accent as well. This is another case of Americans' retarded pronunciation ruining everything.

Tomatoes is Tom-AHH-toes, not tuh-MAY-toes
Basil has a short a sound. kinda rhymes with Castle. It's not BAYS-ill.
Oregano is ore-a-GAH-no. Not uh-REG-in-oh

[Ghost1]

I'm mad I even tried to make those words sound like u said they should tbc

[Cashius]

Speaking of multi's...I kilt this.

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=9890

[Ghost1]

True


That veritas verse tho.......lmfao

[Pharaohs Army]

"every time you open your eyes it's your moment to shine"

-just heard it on a fuckin' eyedrop commercial. i don't remember the brand.

[Pharaohs Army]

Ghost1
why does the Bags name appear to be discontinued. with no pic and the # of posts n/a?

Sorry to ask this here. I just noticed it when I made my last post about the eyedrops.

[Ghost1]

deleted the account

[Pharaohs Army]

o i c

[uh-oh]

uh-oh better get maaco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=047BfmFdMrM

[Pharaohs Army]

Good one Uh-Oh.

I shouldn't have posted on this old thread because 3 years ago I sounded like a faggot.

Embarrassing.

Ah well. I've changed.

Had to relate the eyedrop phrase.

[Witty]

Pharaohs Army...hi.

[Pharaohs Army]

Pharaohs Army...hi.

Hello Witty. Hope you're doing well.

And yes I am not the one who fucked with Bags and hacked people's phones, so thanks for sticking up for me.

Although I've wondered? What could someone do to bags on the internet? Call him names? I don't understand. Or was he hacked or something. I don't know.

[sral]

uh-oh better get maaco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=047BfmFdMrM

lmao I used this against you IIRC

[Elemental P]

LMFAO y'all post the most random ass threads