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Victor.
08-08-2015, 09:31 PM
Intro
What up, and props to everyone who made it to the second round of the Battle Arena Tournament. I want to remind everyone that the winner of this tourney will have a chance to face murda sho the winner of the Shadow Boxing tourney in the first Battle Arena Heavyweight championship match. 90% of this mag was done by Remy Lebeau big shouts to him, because I was having such a busy week this mag was almost not possible. I think its great to get a second opinion because I have been dropping so much content and mags lately I think it is cool to get a different opinion and perspective and whats what in the battle scene. Make sure to drop votes on the 2 on 2 tournament because winner of that will be defending the belts in the Battle Arena as well, which will also work towards achievements and accomplishments. Rock with me, because I will be bringing you the content you expect in the future months. Stay on the lookout for the Summer Classic as well, it well be underway towards the start of September.




Top Punches
by Remy LeBeau




Destroyer
u won't make it past this round & I dare this lame to try
cuz anyone sayin Jada Champ is Here might as well Kiss the Game Goodbye
Odd Ways
to hush he's great, but to the league he's gay
it's ironic that after i spaz out, he'll get bodied for 2 weeks straight
Bust
Ya whole Stee is broke, not sure if doe could fix but no1's as lame as U be, ways
So take this sign, can, n ur bummy style to a I-75 off ramp where changes to be made
Unfukwitable
Lets engage in fistacuffs, he'll grow lumps that's action figure size,
those Hav KNOTS, could replace the commercials w/ the African kids & flies.
Havoc
ur stuck in the longbar days, so there is NO WAY u can burn me down..
so if i say unadapted....faggot i'm just reffering to ur concepts an wording now
Muffy
you said u bodied OS w/ that crew diss. I must be much too blind
Either this blunt got to my head or u won a Fight Night and lost your fucking mind
lol at how that went down tho. holy shit
Funny you from the Windy City n u hoped them biting accusations would Blow Over Quick
Cred
u on vacay throwin bitch fits? u got no hoes n no liquor cus u da broke type
it's hilarious as fuck dat u bar out on open tabs but neva opened a tab in a bar ya whole life
i put FAKE niggas to rest n i got deadly aim wit the smith n wess
i'm comin wit sum shit so off the wall ur splattered brains'll be impressed
iSpaz
Mannn you gay. Always tryna play wit dudes extremeties.
It's like his hunger never stops.. no matter how many faggots give Remedy.

@Useless
He's pussy, prob walks around with a purse n zima.
always ovary acting.. Bitching about a loss worse than Gina.
Zelphish
u wont dish one out on me bro, this guys in need of direction
cuz whenever its U-Verse me you'll never make a stable connection
Bags
U broke an queer an ya face is gross an weird
little rascal got a hair lip part that'd make alfalfa reconsider his whole career
Witty
I'm a legend on RB, U a nobody, just a lonely, wack, pretender
U got over 20 losses on a site where ur the only active member
Killing Spree
alumni? I'll Pop guy & leave a legend Herb slaughtered
start wit shoot'n Witney's & finish wit him dead like her daughter
Lotto Smirk
bore girls with ur theories that's why u'll always get stuck as a friend
if a girl EVER asks him for a date he'll just ramble on About when the world'll end

@Chyeahhh
Nice no show record! Be glad I came late in the season
This con sent forced 16's and they all said no, guess they call it rape for a reason


Battle Reviews
by Remy LeBeau


Mr. J vs. Destroyer
This was a pretty good battle. Both of y'all brought it and dropped a nice verse. Each verse had more hits than misses and that always makes it a more enjoyable read, obviously lol. The quotables were about even but Destroyer had a couple haymakers whereas mr j only had jabs and OK punches. The voters felt that destroyer had the harder hits and the better misses so he walks away with the shut out victory.

Winner: Destroyer

Odd ways vs. Bust
Yo this was the closest battle of the round, voters were pretty split on this one and I think it came down to style preference. Both had some haymakers and I think the quotables were damn near even so the misses are what won or lost this battle. Honestly I thought odd was gonna take this one but it seems he either underestimated his opponent or rushed his verse and bust came with that fire and got the split decision win.

Winner: Bust

Unfukwitable vs. Havoc
Aite I thought havoc was gonna no show but he did end up dropping a verse so props for that bro. Havocs got decent wording but needs to work on his concepts, imo Havoc's best punches were the simple name plays on un, both were decent. Unfuk had 2 haymakers and a decent bar, tbh I think if havoc would've had one dope bar to replace one of his misses he could've took it, but that didn't happen. So unfuk takes this one easily.

Winner: Unfukwitable

Muff vs. Cred - BOTW
This was a dope battle, after ALL the shit talk I think this battle lived up to the hype. Muff had a good verse but some of his punches felt too statementish and he used the biting concept too much. He had his share of good lines with a couple of em being dope. Muffs verse was nice but cred was up to the challenge and dropped one of the better verses I've read from him. This battle was a lot closer than the votes indicated imo but I think cred got it and the voters agree.

Winner: Cred

Remy vs. Ispaz
I thought spaz had a decent verse. That remedy line was ur best punch but the grill leaking and filming a movie lines were too simple and felt dated, the hush hype man line was cool but it didn't feel like a punch aimed at me. Anyway, I like spaz's style and I think once he elevates he's gonna be a force around here.

Winner: Remy

Bags vs. Zelphish
Zelphish had an aite verse, I was expecting garbage but was pleasantly surprised. He didn't have any terrible misses but a couple of his lines were just too obvious and strait forward. And he had a bags name play which is pretty much garunteed to be played BUT he tied it into a personal which was aite. Bags brought the lulz. I usually don't like when a whole verse is about one thing but each one had a good concept behind it and were flipped nicely.

Winner: GAYmen

Witty vs. Killing spree
My man witty brought the thunder like Thor. His whole verse hit and tbh that's a rarity. Even the best cats usually end up having a miss or two. A couple of his lines mightve been light but thats better than a complete miss. KS had two good lines IMO but his other 3 were misses. He needs to take more time on his verses and try to reword his concepts a couple different ways to figure out what works best. While flipping the concepts I think ur wording will get better too.

Winner: Witty

Lotto Smirk vs. Chyeahhh
This battle was better than expected.. no hate but honestly I wasn't expecting much from either but by reading some of yalls more recent verses I can tell y'all are getting better. Lotto gets better with every verse I read, if he actually takes the time to write. In this battle he had a decent drop with only one miss but most his hits were light. Chyeah pisses me off sometimes cause he has nice concepts but he just executes them badly. If he would get his wording on point with his concepts he'd be dope. This battle was another example of that. Good concepts with shotty wording. Props to both on dropping a good verse tho.

Winner: Lotto

Props to everyone for showing and dropping good verses. Y'all keep it up for the rest of the tourney.


Battle Previews
by Remy LeBeau



Bust vs. Lotto Smirk

Bust has been holding his own for a while now and really opened my eyes to how good he is last week against odd. Supposedly he's done some work at rb but I haven't seen it so I can't attest to it. Lotto been getting better with every verse he writes when he actually takes his time to sit write and flip his concepts. This should be a decent battle but I think bust has got the edge.

60/40 bust

Cred vs. Destroyer

Des a vet, archeologist got markings on cave walls that're believed to be des flipping concepts. He's one of my favorites to read when he's on but lately he been getting lazy, dropping one or two bangers and then just skipping out on the rest of his verse. I think that's why the 1-2 league suited him so well cause he could concentrate and put all his effort in one punch before his ADD kicked in and he said fuck it. Cred been on a tear lately with solid drops and making waves. Imho he was screwed out of a shot at the nbl title over some bullshit. I expect nothing less than his best every verse tho, this battle should be dope and close if des can stay focused and interested. But that's not a certainty so my prediction is.

60/40 cred

Bags vs. Unfukwitable

Bags, when he shows n tries, has been the best to do it for quite some time but he hasn't been battling as much lately while unfuk been hitting the scene hard dropping one solid verse after another. But if bags writes to the best of his ability and doesn't underestimate unfuk I think he'll be too much. Of course there's a chance that doesn't happen so i got this all even on the prediction.

50/50

Remy vs. Witty :(
The gods were cruel my friend. But we shall persevere. The fox and the hound shall live on.




Outro
Aight so, like I said we keeping it short and sweet this week. I promise I will make up for it in the next mag and drop a fucking encyclopedia on you niggas. Thanks again Remy, appreciate it. Anyone and everyone is willing to step up and drop a mag with/and/or for me at any time. Feel free to PM me if your interested, thanks again to all ya'll for making this site possible, and keeping battling interesting. Salu

Unfukwitable
08-08-2015, 10:00 PM
Good shit, 100!

Bust
08-09-2015, 07:47 AM
Nice shit props

Cred
08-09-2015, 11:02 AM
Dopeeee. Good shit y'all.

Rep

Sn00p
08-09-2015, 11:07 AM
props. good shit remy for stepping in

Hush
08-09-2015, 01:34 PM
Ace
the fffuckkkk.. with broads he has the goofiest of rhythms..
ladies if u find urself lookin at this position it's too late.. u have roofie in ur system.
paco u deadmeat.. i dont care what u said geeek..
he told me he'll match me line for line but he was jus talkin bout the pattern on his bedsheets.

Amen
You ain't hard, quit the tough act before you get crushed, it's a fact,
Cuz I have a hunch that you a big pussy, while you just have a hunch on your back.
MY GOD! goatee & hairline lookin rough, I mean; nigg you alright?
you need a shape up - but from the stretch marks a gym is some where you never been in your life.

Infiltration
Nice crib. you're cramped in one helluva space
u been in a shoebox so long ill nik-a will add u to his retro collection one day
it's Darin Nigpen Sr!...hows ya boy? Coulda been a better dad
Now we know why father muff left.. U remind him of the one he never had
U fixin to bite the pillow.. no cred. ya love cream in ur cheeks
we dont have to wait for Halloween Pranks to see u scream in some sheets
ur no hard rapper, the matic'll turn kare to charred batter
forensics see u unidentifiable thru the scope when he's left a pile of Dark Matter
"1 shot from my boomstick"...cult classic, have you seen it yet?
ya skin show so much ash.. i thought it was teasin a new remake for Evil Dead
this bushbaby a phony thug.. how u look scary lonely punk?
Asian bitches love black men...but even THEY wouldn't resort to karaoke drunk

dope verse Infiltration but the fuck at all the repressed racism, lol u was bullied alot huh


Remy LeBeau
Such a fag on the internet, one lil comment'll leave em crying.
Bitch is in his dna.. s'why he doing the duck face without even trying.
U done smoked urself stupid, I'm sonning this slick bum.
dude looks so faded I feel like I'm staring at Cosby thru the eyes of one of his victims.
If youda fought against the side that said don't shoot till u see the white of their eyes...
...they would've run out of ammunition long before ur side ever arrived.
When it comes to the right woman, bruh you'll never meet her.
I don't give a fuck what kinda shirt u wearing, u gotta have a wife before u beat her.



Infiltration wins and obviously also hates black ppl


Infiltration gets the win added to his record and the site accomplishment. Props cuz some of the shit I didin't quote was fire too. It was one sided and u won hands down. Second place would of been Remy. But there is no second place, just first loser.

Hush
08-09-2015, 01:54 PM
All Battle Arena battles have also been updated on ya'll site records. I will post the BA rankings after this tournament.


Thank me by voting

Useless
08-09-2015, 02:15 PM
Ur the first loser :(

and the nets suck!

Saint
08-09-2015, 02:56 PM
appreciate it. lol I'm not racist - roast a cracka next

Useless
08-09-2015, 03:11 PM
Props

iSpaz
08-09-2015, 05:14 PM
Dope

8===D~~~~(}:
08-09-2015, 05:43 PM
One hunna fa dis

Ghost1
08-09-2015, 07:38 PM
Lol at infiltration wins an obv hates blacks haha

Ghost1
08-09-2015, 08:39 PM
Hush my verse is posted for unfuck

Unfukwitable
08-09-2015, 08:49 PM
Hush my verse is posted for unfuck

i sent hush a 12 bro

Ghost1
08-09-2015, 09:01 PM
Lol its 10 min/max

I can't really write another one bro help me out

Unfukwitable
08-09-2015, 09:02 PM
Lol its 10 min/max

I can't really write another one bro help me out

Copy lol

joog
08-09-2015, 11:48 PM
Unfukwitable Bags

Thats a nice battle. Props to both. Ima vote either later tonight or tomorrow

Unfukwitable
08-10-2015, 12:20 AM
Unfukwitable Bags

Thats a nice battle. Props to both. Ima vote either later tonight or tomorrow

good looks bro

Unfukwitable
08-11-2015, 10:46 AM
I'm voting on everything tonight, 100.

Victor.
08-12-2015, 09:10 PM
We appreciate them votes Sharp

Sharp
08-12-2015, 09:20 PM
We appreciate them votes Sharp

No problem, feel bad for missing the first round but I wanna vote as often as I can

Amen.
08-13-2015, 02:54 PM
lol Destroyer claiming I'm a shit voter

but has NEVER voted against bags

dick rider faggot

Destroyer
08-13-2015, 03:18 PM
once again, you are completely wrong because you haven't been here long enough to know what the fuck you're talking about

Ghost1
08-13-2015, 03:41 PM
john hensley to confirm amen is a fagot

Witty
08-13-2015, 03:48 PM
I hate vote Bags all the time in my head.

Lucky for him i'm too lazy to actually do it.

i just read the battle and know he won but mentally vote for the other guy just cuz i hate his face.

Ghost1
08-13-2015, 04:03 PM
LOL....if u were a midget....an we were celebrating an achievement....when u opened ur arms to embrace me I'd reach in an hug u...then I'd pick u up like a little child an swing up around ....showing u no respect as a man....then I'd set u back on the ground an make a baby voice an say....an u so adowable awrent u little cuddly wuddly....then I'd pick u up by u up by uupr stupid fuckin retard midget head and spike u head first into a ditch filled w rocks an scream KOBEEEEE an as u tried to pull ur withered frame out of this ditch the I actually built all week long in preperation of this very moment and ur brains are leaking from ur cranium I'll look u dead in ur eyes an tell u that I didn't even like the die hard trilogy then in kick ur fucking face off ur body and then go back to the picnic an bitch at the lady at the grill cuz there's no fucking potato rolls.

Witty
08-13-2015, 04:06 PM
lolololololol

Useless
08-13-2015, 04:09 PM
I been told Amen don't vote on my battles but he continues to do so...

Victor.
08-13-2015, 05:31 PM
Man, in anything I run/MOD you CANNOT prohibit ANYONE from voting on your battles.
We damn near can't get enough votes to decide battles and niggas want to ban the ppl who think they wack.

Alot of yall think Amen wack, well he think ya'll wack too apparently lmao

sral
08-13-2015, 06:13 PM
Bags back on his bullshit though

just read his verse

mr. crabs eyes / cash signs and that fight for your life shit ill

Ghost1
08-13-2015, 06:15 PM
Getting back in the groove yaheard

Witty
08-13-2015, 06:21 PM
Hush there was only 1 vote in our battle.

props Remy LeBeau anyway tho, dope verse man.

Victor.
08-13-2015, 07:35 PM
Hush there was only 1 vote in our battle.

props Remy LeBeau anyway tho, dope verse man.

If I am correct he was up by 2 before Strk vote, so its kinda like he already won but I wasnt around to close it. Imagine how it could go back and forth if I didnt stop it at the first plus 2


I have counted wrong in the past so if I am incorrect I will re open it

Witty
08-13-2015, 07:51 PM
Nah nah it's all good man, god knows how long it would have stayed open if it kept going how it was, he got me fair.

Amen.
08-13-2015, 09:12 PM
Lol

I'll be sure to post up a pic in the morning while I'm on an exotic beach and ya' niggas still in your mothers basements

Holla

Ghost1
08-13-2015, 09:33 PM
Seems like an odd place for that comment....an also an odd way to spend time at the beach but uhh....YEA U TELL EM GLOSS!

Useless
08-13-2015, 10:24 PM
Good battle Witty.

I fuckn love u man





That too much?

Dope girl
08-14-2015, 10:35 AM
Awesome mag!

Bust
08-16-2015, 06:11 AM
Got 14 Cred

Hush
08-16-2015, 08:47 AM
Got 14 Cred

Send it to me so I can post once he send his brother

Unfukwitable
08-22-2015, 03:29 AM
Hush Victor.

I dropped my 16 for Remy/Useless