@Strikta, please share w/ us some of your jailhouse recipes

[Neighbor]

I have a hankering for some noodles & hot sauce

Colonel Klink to thread

[Rawn M.D.]

I am the resident goulash gourmet atm neigh

[PancakeBrah]

Is your name is Strikta, faggot?

[Neighbor]

Is your name is Strikta, faggot?

http://www.toplessrobot.com/he-man%20smile.jpg

[Rawn M.D.]

Pancake y u stalk me

kinda gay imo

[Neighbor]

I NEED IDEAS

[Meth]

Consigning rawns effectiveness with jailhouse noodle recipes

[Neighbor]

I'm sincerely disappointed that this thread wasn't taken seriously

[Certain]

Here's the recipe: Boil the noodles. Strain the noodles. Put hot sauce on the noodles. Eat the noodles.

[Rawn M.D.]

U failed to take my request yest srs so i did the same plus at work atm

[Neighbor]

DON'T SASS ME, BOY

YOU KNOW IT'S THE LATTER

[dull boy]

lol sass

[Rawn M.D.]

I'm dealing w stroke alert patients atm that's the real reason

but also former

[Neighbor]

RAWN HANDLE MORE STROKES IN A DAY THAN MALACHI, YA FEEL ME?!

[Rawn M.D.]

Witty

[Neighbor]

YOU CAN SIG THAT, I PERMIT YOU

[Rawn M.D.]

I permit Meth or Gow to bless u with recipe for temp purposes until I can give u correct Attn but first honor my prior request

[dull boy]

RAWN HANDLE MORE STROKES IN A DAY THAN MALACHI, YA FEEL ME?!

No? Are you saying he has a small penis, thus allowing him to stroke more vigorously due to the lack of length in every masturbation fap? Orrrrrrsomethingelse

[Neighbor]

I AM SAYING THAT AS A YOUNG TEEN, HE MAY RENDER WOOD FROM A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM & A COPY OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED

[Rawn M.D.]

Something else on my end

but he double entandre my profession with ur thread about ant hills

[The youngest boss.]

The Bad Guys? lol

[Strikta]

This is a simple request, really... lol

Check it.. get 2 packs of Beef flavored noodles.. or Roast Beef.. depending on what kind of meat u have in the fridge.. u MAY need to roll w/ Chicken, or Creamy Chicken.. OR Shrimp/Oriental(last resort).

Take the 2 packs of Beef or Roast Beef & bust em' open.. bring water to a boil.. throw them bitches in there.. cook for about 5 mins.. turn off the stove.. let em sit a min & soak up some water & swell up.. U'll need:

- 1 summer sausage OR 2 slim jim/jack links beef sticks

- About 6-8 saltine crackers(u can also substitute Ritz crackers I've found, not bad imo)

- A small handful of shredded cheese, or a slice or 2 of whatever u have.. DO NOT use the processed American cheese slices.. they are shit for a noodle.

- a dash of black and/or cayenne pepper (depending on ur spicyness level)

- Ur fav bottle of hot sauce(use to taste)

Now... if u go the Chix or Shrimp/Oriental route it would be because u don't have the beef meat(sausage or slim jim).. U will need to replace that w/ a can of chunk light tuna or canned chix breast meat.. drain in can or get the pouch.. either way's fine.

After u've cooked the noodles & let them soak for a min or 2.. drain them in the sink.. leave a LITTLE bit of water if u desire.. too much will sog the meal tho. Bring back to stove(keep burner off, u don't need anymore heat.. if u do want it extra super hot tho.. keep it on simmer/low for this last part of the process).. take ur meat & add it to the noodles.. stir.. add ur seasoning packet + the spices(black & cayenne pepper) & shredded cheese.. STIR.. now.. crush up the saltines or Ritz & crumble them over top of the stirred product to give it that good crunch.

Scoop/slide it to a big ass bowl.. FINALLY.. add those glorious dashes of hot sauce to ur noodle & PRESTO! U have a banging ass meal that will surely fill ur gut.

Also, nderstand that it's OK to use potato chips, cheetos, doritos, or fritos in place of the crackers... it's just mostly I prefer crackers. Always have.

Lastly, I wanna confirm Rawn as being a noodle & goulash specialist that has put me thru rigorous training & test cooks to come up w/ the best & most tasty recipes. His field experience goes a long way, & as my noodle mentor, I cosign & highly recommend anyone take his teachings & advice in order to make some of the best cheap meals in the United States of America today.

Thanks, yo.

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[Strikta]

Also, apologies on the late response my dude.

U prolly ain't even in the mood to eat this shit now.. or whenever u see this lol

[Vulgar]

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[YDK]

Word make a break.
2 packs of ramen chicken flavored noodles. Cook em.
Spicy Italian sausage, fry it in halves then cut to inch size pieces.
Get some BBQ chips preferably grippos if ya got em. Hot Cheetos and some Frito cheese dip.
Drain the soupy water from noodles add the sausage crush up the chips an fritos an mix it all in. Next add the cheese dip an mix thoroughly, scoop into. Bowl or throw it on a soft taco shell. Then add your favorite hot sauce. I like Louisiana or Texas Pete tbhungry but redhot works in a pinch.
Good shit tho Strikta you know wat it is lol

[anime_boners]

sugoi recipe, Strika-kun!

[Frank Metts]

Shit just add bacon bits and hot sauce ( or soy sauce if you use oriental or even shrimp )

If two packs of ramen noodles don't fill you up ( and make your sodium levels go crazy ) your a bottomless pit

[veritas]

This is a simple request, really... lol

Check it.. get 2 packs of Beef flavored noodles.. or Roast Beef.. depending on what kind of meat u have in the fridge.. u MAY need to roll w/ Chicken, or Creamy Chicken.. OR Shrimp/Oriental(last resort).

Take the 2 packs of Beef or Roast Beef & bust em' open.. bring water to a boil.. throw them bitches in there.. cook for about 5 mins.. turn off the stove.. let em sit a min & soak up some water & swell up.. U'll need:

- 1 summer sausage OR 2 slim jim/jack links beef sticks

- About 6-8 saltine crackers(u can also substitute Ritz crackers I've found, not bad imo)

- A small handful of shredded cheese, or a slice or 2 of whatever u have.. DO NOT use the processed American cheese slices.. they are shit for a noodle.

- a dash of black and/or cayenne pepper (depending on ur spicyness level)

- Ur fav bottle of hot sauce(use to taste)

Now... if u go the Chix or Shrimp/Oriental route it would be because u don't have the beef meat(sausage or slim jim).. U will need to replace that w/ a can of chunk light tuna or canned chix breast meat.. drain in can or get the pouch.. either way's fine.

After u've cooked the noodles & let them soak for a min or 2.. drain them in the sink.. leave a LITTLE bit of water if u desire.. too much will sog the meal tho. Bring back to stove(keep burner off, u don't need anymore heat.. if u do want it extra super hot tho.. keep it on simmer/low for this last part of the process).. take ur meat & add it to the noodles.. stir.. add ur seasoning packet + the spices(black & cayenne pepper) & shredded cheese.. STIR.. now.. crush up the saltines or Ritz & crumble them over top of the stirred product to give it that good crunch.

Scoop/slide it to a big ass bowl.. FINALLY.. add those glorious dashes of hot sauce to ur noodle & PRESTO! U have a banging ass meal that will surely fill ur gut.

Also, nderstand that it's OK to use potato chips, cheetos, doritos, or fritos in place of the crackers... it's just mostly I prefer crackers. Always have.

Lastly, I wanna confirm Rawn as being a noodle & goulash specialist that has put me thru rigorous training & test cooks to come up w/ the best & most tasty recipes. His field experience goes a long way, & as my noodle mentor, I cosign & highly recommend anyone take his teachings & advice in order to make some of the best cheap meals in the United States of America today.

Thanks, yo.

1.

will try this for dinner. sounds great. your shells and cheese with those fritos in it was dope.

[Rawn M.D.]

It's all availability of ingredients paired with what coincides w base flavor but ya

[Hush]

Thread is so white trash

[Diode]

you dirt poor mufuckas making uh-oh look like donald trump

[Strikta]

I have loot, I just choose to make a hook up every now & then.

White trash... ghetto... call it what ya want.

My belly's getting full regardless.

[Neighbor]

Strikta the motherfuckin god

#1 Boarder spot forever secured

[Witty]

Not sure why I was mentioned in here? Lol

I don't know the answer :(

[anime_boners]

Strik you should get a job writing/sharing your recipes here

http://thugkitchen.com/

[Strikta]

lol word.. I like that vodka watermelon cucumber slushy they got.

But those grilled peach slices over them noodles look kinda insane.

Cool site!

[Strikta]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1745ed7ecb47354f2c644125eec1f9a/tumblr_mptyt8tqvD1rfwyd0o1_1280.jpg

This looks good as fuck.

[anime_boners]

lotta shit on there looks dope.