got $100? make $40 on it real quick

[Junto]

no punchline... prolly take most less than 15 minutes to do...

off the rip it prolly sound fishy I know, but no scam or nothin
no illegal business neither haha
wouldn't post up a thread on any shit like that

& yea, I'd also be makin money off it too... so that's the noble incentive

ask me how on PM and I will explain. but no...
This isn't one a them pay in now, try sellin my shitty coupon books
& end up makin money by suckerin your friends to pay in too...
you could potentially do the same thing I'm doin afterwards though

hit me up

[Ghost1]

This seems legit

[Junto]

fuck I meant just $100

Can someone change the thread title, that kinda ruins it...

[Junto]

hahaha DON'T YOU FORCE MY HAND Bags YOU FUCKBOY
I will blackmail you into this, and even get you $50 after instead like a real gentleman

[Hush]

lmao negged

nigga Im out here doubling up and u wnat me to make 40 on a 100 dollar investment
i should judo slam u on zelphs jagged ass lip

[Junto]

lmao negged

nigga Im out here doubling up and u wnat me to make 40 on a 100 dollar investment
i should judo slam u on zelphs jagged ass lip

haha naaah I didn't @ you my man

but I seen what a lot of these cats say they workin wit
...so this a good clean easy come up for them, for basically doin nothing

[Hush]

oh so this for the broke niggas
got u
uh-oh lip benoit Strikta LOL no offense

[Hush]

Bags

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Hush you need to renew your hymen

[Junto]

it's really for anyone who

a) want $40 for doin practically nothing
b) would trust that I'm not scamming them, which would be more clear that I'm not in PM

I assume a is prolly almost everyone, and b is almost no one
But if even one person falls under b too I will get them a
...so really after 1 person was willing to take the shot, it's pretty much for anyone
we'll see. I'm not holdin my breath, ain't much to me either. Just figured I'd let ya'll know bout it

[Useless]

Pyramid schemes are soooooo 2005 bro

[Holy Dickballs]

Vector
ACN
Vemma
Nigerian Prince

[Junto]

yea... I just told ya'll it wasn't that, this a promotion for a LEGITIMATE company

people thats familiar wit Uber & Lyft...
if their drivers refer others, & the new guy drives X times you both get $500 or somethin crazy like that
That's why half the time you all fucked up gettin a ride somewhere & they tryn tell you bout it

Same concept here but you don't have to drive or any a that nonsense. Just need $100

[Saint]

Oh ok. Saw edit.

[Objective]

Pyramid schemes are soooooo 2005 bro

My exact thought as well.

[Junto]

hmm... well I didn't wanna just post the actual URL to the offer...
for a few reasons that might not be immediately obvious, to you.
and also cuz sheep gon start bahhhin "OH BITCOIN PONZI HA! THATS WHAT IT IS HA!"

but you can see the promotion inside this link... & it's not a scam.
5 minutes of google'ing will tell you that much

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3hs9dc/coinbase_referral_bonuses_have_increased_from_25/

[Greed]

So, i think i get it.

You throw a 100, but you still gotta get other people to buy too to make money.

So yeah itll work, but you still gotta sell something, which is how every pyramid scheme works. which means i would probably be better off selling a product of my own.

[Junto]

now I gotta spell it out huh... aight so...

1) You register on Coinbase using a referral link that I send to you
Coinbase is a newer tech company... wit $100M+ funding from NYSE, USAA, Andreesen Horowitz, among others
This obviously a ploy for name recognition & customer acquisition. & they have the $$ to do it.

2) Add your name and card (use your real info, or else it won't work, unfortunately)

3) You buy $100 worth in bitcoin, and allow time for processing (usually a day at most)

4) JUN receives $75 once your transaction completes.

5) JUN sends you $40, and keeps $35. You receive the $40 & say "Jun sent it everyone!"

6) Your account now has $140 worth of bitcoin in it, & you can cash back out to your card any time

[Junto]

The ones getting schemed in the scenario is not you...
more like investors in Coinbase for allowing them to do this promotion haha
But maybe it'll work, who knows. Maybe you'll wanna sit on your $140 and see if the price rises.
Maybe Neighbor will start pickin up his pharmacy money there

maybe not... the point is, this isn't me my company or anything else like the BS ya'll sayin
but I already referred people in the past & can vouch for it working, for whatever that's worth

[Strikta]

Hell nah.

[Diablo]

lmao i'd sooner be paid by Oneduh to pretend i was a female over AIM webcam tbh

[Pastor Troy]

i make 20 usd an hour at freelancer . com for developing apps using python.

damn i envy you

[h.t]

if you need to borrow 100$ hit me up

no need for all this...you can keep your 40$ bucks too. I aint gonna charge a little homie no interest...you need some weed or something man what up?

[Hush]

yea... I just told ya'll it wasn't that, this a promotion for a LEGITIMATE company

people thats familiar wit Uber & Lyft...
if their drivers refer others, & the new guy drives X times you both get $500 or somethin crazy like that
That's why half the time you all fucked up gettin a ride somewhere & they tryn tell you bout it

Same concept here but you don't have to drive or any a that nonsense. Just need $100

Realize I drive uber and lift both
This sounds nothing like that


But ok I got the 100 tell me what we doing

[Split Eight]

i make 20 usd an hour at freelancer . com for developing apps using python.

damn i envy you

no shit? i know Python

[Split Eight]

made $120 on MindSumo, shit was chill. Some of those companies are out of their mind though, $100 for like 10 hours worth of labor that a real engineer would get $27/ hr for

[Pastor Troy]

Yea man. word

i dont charge much. the pay i get is enough for my tuition housing n purchasing stuffs.

But damn these companies pulling hell of our time. im gettin promoted . doin 25 dollars for a new poject next month onwards.

What u developing exactly? Front end?

[YDK]

Doesn't bitcoin fluctuate in worth or is this something different?

[Junto]

if you need to borrow 100$ hit me up
no need for all this...you can keep your 40$ bucks too. I aint gonna charge a little homie no interest...you need some weed or something man what up?

little homie do I need some weed lmaooo

nigga I could BUY YOU, sit the fuck down

& keep your change you filthy animal

No one's borrowing anything we're receiving $75, together. Idk why this so hard to get


Realize I drive uber and lift both
This sounds nothing like that


But ok I got the 100 tell me what we doing

they don't actually do the driver referral money or what?
One of my homies doin the same as you & said they do, so maybe it's just in different states...
it's similar to this though in that they a real tech company promoting & not pyramid schemes

That's all I meant on that. But yea you wanna do it or you jus trollin me too?

[Junto]

Doesn't bitcoin fluctuate in worth or is this something different?

no you right, it does...
that's why I said earlier maybe u wanna play it like a stock once you got the $140 & see if it go up

but realistically the price doesn't fluctuate by that much, 99.9% of the time
and if by some wild chance it go down $10+ while you holdin I'll send you more than $40 from the $75, don't matter

[sral]

Doesn't bitcoin fluctuate in worth or is this something different?

In short, yes. It's a virtual currency. It fluctuates just like any other currency would. The way you worded that post made it sound like this was a bad thing, but it genuinely isn't.

[Junto]

& h.t if you was bein sincere, I take that back..... hard to tell wit you niggas
If so then thanks for the offer. But no, I don't need to borrow anything

[Split Eight]

In short, yes. It's a virtual currency. It fluctuates just like any other currency would. The way you worded that post made it sound like this was a bad thing, but it genuinely isn't.

Bitcoin is completely not like any other currency lol

It's recognized as property by the Fed, not currency. There's no government trying to manage its value, ie limit inflaton. It's retardedly volatile. It fluctuates 10x more than the USD. It's a bad thing if you don't know what you're doing.


People: don't buy BitCoins. If you know enough about BitCoins to disagree with that statement without sounding like Rawn McGooglemachine, congrats, you can probably work with BitCoins

[Witty]

I have tried and failed numerous times to understand wtf a BitCoin even is.

[sral]

It's a crypto-currency. Call it what you like, it's still a virtual currency. And yes, it fluctuates.. just as all other currency happens to fluctuate.

It's obvious it would fluctuate more so than USD, no? It's capped at around 21 million BitCoins. The coins worth won't decay as a result of hyperinflation. It's simply not possible.

I completely disagree with your 'retardedly volatile' comment, though. It's been pretty stable around the £150.00 GBP = 1 bitcoin recently. I actually think that's fairly cheap, and will fall possibly to £140.00 in the coming four weeks. Great time to buy in IMO.

[Junto]

Bitcoin is completely not like any other currency lol

It's recognized as property by the Fed, not currency. There's no government trying to manage its value, ie limit inflaton. It's retardedly volatile. It fluctuates 10x more than the USD. It's a bad thing if you don't know what you're doing.


People: don't buy BitCoins. If you know enough about BitCoins to disagree with that statement without sounding like Rawn McGooglemachine, congrats, you can probably work with BitCoins

these things are all true, to an extent...
but the offer doesn't require you to bear that much risk. I'm not tellin you buy & hold.
Just buy $100, we profit from the promotion, then do what you want from there

I WOULD recommend BTC as an investment too but thats a whole nother discussion from this one
sraL knows what's good. You already got a verified Coinbase account Lars?

[Witty]

Man this is like a foreign language to me tbh.

[Junto]

Witty hit me up and I will translate for you

[Witty]

There's no use, it won't work man.

As soon as I hear words like 'fluctuate' and 'hyperinflation' and 'virtual currency' I just get lulled in to a kind of trance...it's like my mother is singing to me, and I am naught but a baby in a cradle, ignorant of the world around me, being rocked gently to sleep.

[Hush]

This whole plan rests on trusting Junto a nugga who won't even be himself on a anonymous txt site


I'll pass

[Junto]

Haha true

But only the 1st person takes that risk, & loses $10 AT WORST on fees & price moves, not $100
I already PM'd this too - but from a game theoretic perspective it doesn't make sense for me to pocket the $75
Even if I give the 1st person who does it $50, keep $25 then... it's likely 2 others will do it after seein success
So I'd make atleast $90 in that scenario, and NC would be $225 richer in total

I'm not tryna get Kare'd or BB'd or MUFF'd or nothin on here no... That's facts...
But ask someone like ill nik-A if I'm out to get people, or if I'm lookin out

[Witty]

I believe him, he seems like good people.

Although, as previously stated, I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

[Junto]

Thanks Wit... & if you can navigate a website successfully that's all you really gotta know for this
Take a leap of faith. I know this stuff well & wouldn't steer the homies wrong Witty

Lemme put these feels on hold for a second though...


That 'pool from both ends' shit was HIDEOUS, down there with field of ponds as some of the utmost worst forced shit i've come across recently. Really bad.

Buckshot to ya legs then head, Watch the blood spill & laugh at the gore
Nigga it'll be a 'pool from both ends' like instructions for retractable cords

the utmost worst forced shit you've come across? Haha
Thanks for the vote clown... now come over here and get your fuckin face broken in
10 lines

[Ullr]

PM me info, I'm considering taking you up on this for the 50/25 and verify for everyone else whether or not it is legit.

[Plot]

I just won some money so...
what I wanna know is do I just greatwestern you the $100
then you just greatwestern me $140 back?
Or do I gotta do something else?

Oh and how many times can I keep doing this?

[Junto]

the $100 never go to me at all... that's how much Bitcoin you buy, through my referral
THEY send me $75 for the promotion bonus - I send you $40 - and you cash out $140
& it only works one time, but then you can also refer people & keep the $35 too or w/e


if you were lookin to invest in me as a business entity? ... I can give you similar points haha
but this is unrelated to the offer, we're just using a new financial-technology website here

[sral]

LOL PLOT CAN PAYPAL ME ALL THE MONEY HE WANTS

[fraze]

Seems legit other than exploiting the coinbase incentives system. But I see no reason why this wouldn't work.