LMAO OKAY SO I'M GOING TO SET YOU ALL AN UNOFFICIAL CHALLENGE... "THE THREEPEAT" ... STEP INSIDE!

[sral]

There's currently three leagues here, right?

One is the 1-2 punch. Easy as fuck, or should be, to possibly champ. One punchline a week. That's it. Done. It shouldn't be too difficult, right?

Then there's the LGPA - admittedly a poetry league - but we have all sorts of people mixing it up in this one. Battlecats, topical heads, and actual poetryfags who know somewhat what they're doing. This league has records disabled, so no losses added even if you completely suck - it's worth taking part every week and honing your pen and possibly even getting an accomplishment for champing. You've nothing to lose.

Then there's the AOWL, admittedly the hardest to champ of the three IMO, but right now there's a heady mix of topical heads - text battlers trying their hands at something new, and poetry heads again thinking they can make the transition. It's doable. Of course it is. But no-one here has yet champed ALL THREE to my knowledge?

THE THREEPEAT.

Who is down?

I'm thinking of trying for gold in all three

[Strikta]

Well if anyone could do it, it'd probably be u.. or Nik.

I know u've got the topical/poetry skills... but u may struggle w/ the 1-2 part, simply cuz u haven't battled in quite some time. Iono.

A real 3-peat imo would involve champing the NBL along w/ the other 2 nonbattling ones.. not the 1-2.

[Witty]

I could do it.

[sral]

Well if anyone could do it, it'd probably be u.. or Nik.

I know u've got the topical/poetry skills... but u may struggle w/ the 1-2 part, simply cuz u haven't battled in quite some time. Iono.

A real 3-peat imo would involve champing the NBL along w/ the other 2 nonbattling ones.. not the 1-2.

I think there's quite a few who could champ all three, most will have two they excel in and a third they aren't as good at but... that's the challenge. I reckon some outsiders could maybe complete this challenge. ill nik-a has mixed it up well in topicals before. Pinot Grij has shown he can with a couple fight nights to his name, Pent uP actually did well in a text battle I remember him having. oats as well I think has battled and done reasonably well, vulgar too. dull boy used to be good at text battling (no idea if he could still hang).

I might be rusty but I was a text battler long before I found topical ish.

I'm gonna try it.

LET'S GO!

edit: Word to NBL, forgot that existed with the forum being gone lol

this idea just came to me like a side quest from final fantasy seven with the chuckaboo races and card games etc

figured i'd enjoy trying it and if i made a thread maybe some others would too

[Split Eight]

Strikta writes dope topicals but doesn't have the drive to compete there
same with Hush though not quite as dope

Witty couldn't champ AOWL atm

Nik would not champ the AOWL I don't think

I'd say Vulgar or Lars could

[Witty]

Witty couldn't champ AOWL atm

Lmao

[Witty]

I just signed in.

Talm 'bout Witty can't champ shit, Witty champs what he wants when he wants.

[Ghost1]

I champed every league we've ever had.

Poetry league is new....only reason I haven't beat it yet.

[Split Eight]

look out 4 Charles Bagskowski over here

[Witty]

I champed every league we've ever had.

Poetry league is new....only reason I haven't beat it yet.

I'll champ your sister, faggot.

I'm sorry...that was rude.

[Amen.]

THREE-PEAT

would mean, winning 3 consecutive seasons in the same league no?

not leagues or am I confused? lol

[Split Eight]

^ yeah I would call this the Trifecta instead

[Amen.]

I see

Just see a three-peat as champing the same league 3 years/seasons in a row.

[oats]

on RB I champed LLL, SS, FL, and I think haiku. never bothered with the poetry section. anyway yeah, I'm the GOAT

[Clutbuck]

YAWN

been there, done that before you even knew RB existed

i founded the SS originally with Maven and Phrantik

went 22-0 in the LLL and SS WHILE SIGNED IN BOTH LEAGUES AT THE SAME TIME, CHAMP OF BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY

word to your motherboard

not that anyone but me and possibly witty cares/remembers lol

[ill nik-A]

Strikta writes dope topicals but doesn't have the drive to compete there
same with Hush though not quite as dope

Witty couldn't champ AOWL atm

Nik would not champ the AOWL I don't think

I'd say Vulgar or Lars could

Did it twice on NC1... Could do it again just not my cup

[Destroyer]

I could do this in a second if I felt like writing a bunch of man poems

[oats]

YAWN

been there, done that before you even knew RB existed

i founded the SS originally with Maven and Phrantik

went 22-0 in the LLL and SS WHILE SIGNED IN BOTH LEAGUES AT THE SAME TIME, CHAMP OF BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY

word to your motherboard

not that anyone but me and possibly witty cares/remembers lol

respect.


but still negged

[Witty]

I remember all those years
How it was when you were here
I remember how it was
How it was when you were young
Yesterday was so long ago.

Nah f'real tho, Lars been a beast since always.

[sral]

I champed every league we've ever had.

Poetry league is new....only reason I haven't beat it yet.

I just signed in.

Talm 'bout Witty can't champ shit, Witty champs what he wants when he wants.

THREE-PEAT

would mean, winning 3 consecutive seasons in the same league no?

not leagues or am I confused? lol

on RB I champed LLL, SS, FL, and I think haiku. never bothered with the poetry section. anyway yeah, I'm the GOAT

Did it twice on NC1... Could do it again just not my cup

I could do this in a second if I felt like writing a bunch of man poems

WORD?

LETS DO THIS THEN

FIRST TO DO IT GETS A SUPER ACCOMP IN RED TEXT OF SOME SHIT

GOLD TEXT EVEN

TEXTUAL SUPREMACY

I KNOW ILL NIK-A REMEMBERS THAT RAP OLYMPICS SHIT

YOU HAD TO BE GOOD AT EVERY ASPECT TO WIN

THIS MY SHIT

I'M THE LIMES IRON MAN

ANY CHALLENGE, ANY LEAGUE, ANY TOURNEY, I'LL CHAMP

LETS BE HONEST, THE WHOLE "IF I PUT IN THE EFFORT I COULD WIN" SHIT IS WEAK

IT'S JUST A FAILSAFE DEVICE HARDWIRED IN HUMANS SO THEY CONVINCE THEMSELVES WHEN THEY DONT WIN THAT IT WAS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT TRY

"OH I WOULD HAVE WON IF I ACTUALLY TRIED HURR DURR" GTFOH WITH THAT SHIT

SHOW ME SOMETHING



WACK BITCHES GET THE FUCK OUT YOUR COMFORT ZONES AND PROVE YOUR WORTH

[Useless]

I could do it.....

If I tried



HODOR!!!

[ill nik-A]

Rap Olympics champ nigga

[Amen.]

I suck at poems and topicals because I've never tried to convert to that aspect of writing tbh

Definitely wouldn't be able to champ them Areas lol and with the level of talent on this site in the topical zone, I'd get waxed clean tho hahaha

[sral]

Rap Olympics champ nigga

word I know that shit

time to let these lames know wassup though

I'd love to see ANY of you champ all three before I manage this

no disrespect (lies) but I'm the most versatile writer this site has

champed in everything text tbh

even got the gimmick battle league shit under my belt

none of you beating me to this Tri-umph tbh (I C WOT U DID THURR MATE!)

[Witty]

I'm down to compete in all 3. Already in 1-2, just signed back in to AOWL...not really feeling very poetic right now lol but I'll sign in there too, I don't back down from a challenge.

[sral]

I suck at poems and topicals because I've never tried to convert to that aspect of writing tbh

Definitely wouldn't be able to champ them Areas lol and with the level of talent on this site in the topical zone, I'd get waxed clean tho hahaha

Id hand you your ass in text tbh

Hush confirm or deny

[Amen.]

Id hand you your ass in text tbh

Hush confirm or deny

you can set that up and we'll have too see tbh

[sral]

I'm down to compete in all 3. Already in 1-2, just signed back in to AOWL...not really feeling very poetic right now lol but I'll sign in there too, I don't back down from a challenge.

THATS WHATS UP

I MIGHT NOT FUCK WITH ALL 3 IN ONE GO BUT IM IN THE 1-2 AND LGPA ALREADY

IM IN THIS WEEKS LGPA CHAMP MATCH

AND THE 1-2

I FEEL LIKE THE GINGERBREAD MAN OF THIS TEXT SHIT YO

CATCH ME IF YOU CANNNNNN! AHAHAHAHHAA

[sral]

I'm down to compete in all 3. Already in 1-2, just signed back in to AOWL...not really feeling very poetic right now lol but I'll sign in there too, I don't back down from a challenge.

witty da gawd

I could do it.....

If I tried



HODOR!!!

you're the current 1-2 champ, right?

top ranked at least at 3-0

that puts you at an advantage

how hard can it be?

[Destroyer]

I mean, Lars, your fish and chips rhymes are on point, but...

[Useless]

I've never done poetry...'cept some roses are blue shit to a girl in like 9th grade.

We need a new season GBL to kick off.

[sral]

I'm leading the field in at least six different statistical categories right now

best flow, realist stories, most charisma... and my interviews are hotter


holla

[ill nik-A]

Lol I got bread on Great Britain

[Witty]

I have the best rhymes on this site.

[sral]

file extensions won't let me have this as my avy tbh

[Witty]

lmao

[Ghost1]

Shut up witty

My sister hates u

[sral]

I mean, Lars, your fish and chips rhymes are on point, but...

LMAO I GOT THIS BRUH

THE HARDEST (FOR ME) APPARENTLY IS THE 1-2 LOL

REMY IS CURRENT CHAMP AT 3-0 AHAHAHHAAA

YOU REALLY DONT THINK I EVENTUALLY WIN A 1-2 TITLE?

IVE BATTLED BEFORE IN TEXT, I LIVE BATTLE, AND ITS ONE SINGLE LINE A WEEK, OVER A FOUR WEEK PERIOD.

THATS ALL I NEED TO DO CURRENTLY AND I'M A THIRD OF THE CHALLENGE COMPLETED

THIS IS WAY EASIER THAN YOU GUYS THINK FOR ME TO DO

I DARE ANY OF YOU TO STEP UP AND DO IT BEFORE ME

THE GAINTLETS BEEN THROWN DOWN

PROVE YOURE BETTER?

ANYONE.

COME GET THIS WORK IN THE LEAGUES IF YOU DOUBTING!

[Amen.]

Lars got this tbh

[Clutbuck]

CLUTTERBUCK THE GAWD GIVING NIGMA A BATTLE ON AN HOURS NOTICE

WHILE AT WORK

ACTIVE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW ON MY OMNIPOTENT SWAG

OH SHIT

ALL OF NC BOUT TO LEARN IM A PROBLEM TBREAL

[Split Eight]

I couldn't champ 1-2 because I don't understand what makes a punch played tbh

Like you could scour your brain for 20 min and come up with a completely original bar out of left field & people will be like "Nah way too simple/ played"

Also for battle rappings my delivery is shit

[Ghost1]

Maybe I just been around too long....but even wen I listen to rap...my played signal goes off....like.....meh......that shit played as fuck.....I'll let u slide on this one tho jay

[Strikta]

^I do it too.

[Clutbuck]

lmao in fairness played shit can be made to seem fresh if it's worded strongly enough

I never thought I'd say that but a couple recently had me feeling that way

[Amen.]

I couldn't champ 1-2 because I don't understand what makes a punch played tbh

Like you could scour your brain for 20 min and come up with a completely original bar out of left field & people will be like "Nah way too simple/ played"

Also for battle rappings my delivery is shit

because people tend to see a WORD (A SINGLE WORD) in the bar and auto-sume the shit played

a lot of word plays get that type of reaction tho

and of course the generic cliches

[Witty]

Aye but flo real used a potato line on me and nobody said it was played.

FUCK U GUYS.

lol jk i ain't mad atchya.

[sral]

lmao that shit was a "digging up dirt" line IMO

the potato was just the tie in

it was funny tbh but you got him both rounds last week

[Witty]

lol fair enough, fair enough.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Maybe I just been around too long....but even wen I listen to rap...my played signal goes off....like.....meh......that shit played as fuck.....I'll let u slide on this one tho jay

My girl was listening to something the other day I said something was played and she told me it wasn't a netcee poem

But word I do it a lot

[sral]

because people tend to see a WORD (A SINGLE WORD) in the bar and auto-sume the shit played

a lot of word plays get that type of reaction tho

and of course the generic cliches


this is kinda true

I don't do the whole word shit but I can see it gets done, a lot

the cliche shit can still be cool if flipped correct imo
, it's just that so many have been done and done the same way (vultures circling your head, anyone?) that ppl steer clear of them

Resin is usually good for fresh ish in this way

[sral]

My girl was listening to something the other day I said something was played and she told me it wasn't a netcee poem

But word I do it a lot



LMAO BETH SCHNOZZBERG KNOWS WE EXIST?!

[Witty]

I just posted a 70 line OM I wrote on the fly.

ijs.

[Ghost1]

My girl was listening to something the other day I said something was played and she told me it wasn't a netcee poem

But word I do it a lot

Gone

[~RustyGunZ~]

LMAO BETH SCHNOZZBERG KNOWS WE EXIST?!

yeah lmao

she thinks all of our battles/topicals are shitty and nerdy

she enjoys a good lars or bags thread and reads roast with me though

[YDK]

I think I could champ aowl an poetry 1-2 is always my weakest tho an I never stay motivated enough to stick with aowl. Poetry is doable but I don't have the time for all 3 leagues. Only reason I'm doing 2 now is 1-2 only needs a bar a week

[sral]

This is my point though... The 1-2 is just one bar a week. It should be easy and open to a lot of us champing it.

The poetry league has records disabled so EVERYONE should be taking part in there. They've nothing to lose and everything to gain.

The AOWL is the toughest but Razah (a text battler) was in the Champ Match last week. Even that is beatable to you all. All three is possible, it's just about who has that consistency to show week in week out to do it.

The first to complete this is Iron Man of NC's IMO. It's probably why it hasn't been done yet, its deceiving in the way it looks so easy to do on paper but most people have hot and cold weeks - few keep it consistently at a high level, even fewer across multiple formats.

From what I've seen only me, YDK and Witty have took up the challenge. I'd like to see more of you competing though.

Maybe Three-peat was the wrong word but The Tri-umph seems more accurate to what I meant. Champ all three leagues the site is currently running. There's enough weeks left in them all for it to be done.

[ill nik-A]

I think we should start a lyrics Olympics weekly

Champ decides the format

[Strikta]

^That'd be pretty dope imo.

[sral]

I think we should start a lyrics Olympics weekly

Champ decides the format

kinda like you have to overthrow the champ at their forte to be able to change what kinda match?

I understand the champ having the privilege of choosing, but that might just mean them choosing 'text battle' every week and playing to their strength

a TRUE challenge imo would be letting the challenger choose what kinda battle they do

that's a true lyric olympian champ

beating the challengers at their own game

[Amen.]

2015 Lyrympics

[Inno]

Your not taking my belt lars pfffft!

[sral]

I was hoping you would no-show tbh :(

JUST FUCKING KIDDING FAGGOT AHAHAHHAHAHA MY FIRST CROWN IS JUST A FORMALIATY AT THIS POINT

SEE YOU TOMORROW

[Inno]

LMAO!

[ill nik-A]

kinda like you have to overthrow the champ at their forte to be able to change what kinda match?

I understand the champ having the privilege of choosing, but that might just mean them choosing 'text battle' every week and playing to their strength

a TRUE challenge imo would be letting the challenger choose what kinda battle they do

that's a true lyric olympian champ

beating the challengers at their own game

Can't repeat the same format consecutively

Just a thought

[Allen Knight]

I champed every league we've ever had.

Poetry league is new....only reason I haven't beat it yet.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/18677cf832dc02e6f9efc69a2c2938cd/tumblr_mrw1tr92c61sv7h9yo1_400.gif

[Ghost1]

Lmfao! Loln.

[sral]

Can't repeat the same format consecutively

Just a thought



yeah that's kinda cool

I was basically just trying to prevent a battler winning then alternating between just pic/reg battles

if it's worth having an Olympian champ, it's GOT to encompass at least like reg/pics/snf/topical AT LEAST imo

cover all the bases

maybe have it set in stone that week 1 is a set thing, week 2 is a set thing etc?

I dunno I just think because everyone has their speciality, giving them the choice to pick what they do would be detrimental to the idea of it encompassing ALL elements

that said, a tourney maybe with the rounds set up as I just stated to crown someone, THEN a weekly battle where the King decides what he does is cool with me

just throwing thoughts out there. ultimately it's on the mods

[Dope girl]

Good luck with that loves

[sral]

respect Strikta for joining the lgpa

get this rep
YDK too for joining the aowl

[sral]

yeah lmao

she thinks all of our battles/topicals are shitty and nerdy

she enjoys a good lars or bags thread and reads roast with me though

shes a keeper <3

[Strikta]

Word, figure I can give it a shot.

[Ghost1]

yeah that's kinda cool

I was basically just trying to prevent a battler winning then alternating between just pic/reg battles

if it's worth having an Olympian champ, it's GOT to encompass at least like reg/pics/snf/topical AT LEAST imo

cover all the bases

maybe have it set in stone that week 1 is a set thing, week 2 is a set thing etc?

I dunno I just think because everyone has their speciality, giving them the choice to pick what they do would be detrimental to the idea of it encompassing ALL elements

that said, a tourney maybe with the rounds set up as I just stated to crown someone, THEN a weekly battle where the King decides what he does is cool with me

just throwing thoughts out there. ultimately it's on the mods


Lol....like the elements tourney we did last year?


Was cool.....but all the topical guys faced battlers an the first round was battles lmfao

Didn't pan out well for them


I did/do still like the idea tho

[YDK]

What about a tourney without elimination? Like 3 battles, topical, text, and poetry. Best records move on to another round that has double elimination or single elimination with the same 3 types till one person is left, he would be the champ of the ttp tourney

[Sharp]

What about a tourney without elimination? Like 3 battles, topical, text, and poetry. Best records move on to another round that has double elimination or single elimination with the same 3 types till one person is left, he would be the champ of the ttp tourney

do you mean like a league with a season ending tourney?

[YDK]

do you mean like a league with a season ending tourney?

No an actual tourney just alot longer than the usual because of the different styles. The first "round" would be 3 battles per person one in each style, then the top records would move on to an elimination style round where best 2/3 moves on to the following round and have single elimination from there

[sral]

Lol....like the elements tourney we did last year?


Was cool.....but all the topical guys faced battlers an the first round was battles lmfao

Didn't pan out well for them


I did/do still like the idea tho

LOL if that actually happened

[sral]

No an actual tourney just alot longer than the usual because of the different styles. The first "round" would be 3 battles per person one in each style, then the top records would move on to an elimination style round where best 2/3 moves on to the following round and have single elimination from there

That would HARD to keep people's interests to write three separate verses every round.

There's only probably me and Mr. J who would/could do it lol

[YDK]

That would HARD to keep people's interests to write three separate verses every round.

There's only probably me and Mr. J who would/could do it lol

Even if it alternated opponents for each verse?

[Ghost1]

LOL if that actually happened

http://www.netcees.org/forumdisplay.php?f=136

[sral]

Even if it alternated opponents for each verse?

lmao yeah man

you underestimate how lazy these motherfuckers can be

[YDK]

Well then we can win off sheer bullshit lmao after the second round its all no show versus

[Split Eight]

No an actual tourney just alot longer than the usual because of the different styles. The first "round" would be 3 battles per person one in each style, then the top records would move on to an elimination style round where best 2/3 moves on to the following round and have single elimination from there


i like YDK's idea, but feel like it's not complicated enough to hold everyone's interest. We need something much more convoluted and mindnumbing to keep members active.

What if we had an Elements type tournament where you had to write one verse an hour every hour for a week?

It would alternate: topical, battle, swag and flow, tag battle, tag and flow, live webcam beatbox slam, flag sew, battle, floral swagtropic, tropical sag bros. Entry fee is $210, everyone PayPals me to get a spot. You can put in less than $210, but if you do I flip a coin and if it's tails I keep your money. Then we shuffle everyone's entry bids around and rank them by proportion of the donor's bank account, and make teams.

Top income bracket (Team Diode) must perform their webcam beatbox jamboree in seersucker overalls in front of paisley wallpaper. If you don't have paisley wallpaper you can do paisley bodypaint. Second income tier is the Focus Group Namix P.A.C.T. Subroutine, your team color is Lexmark Printer Beige and you must speak in bullshit Silicon Valley neo-Buddhist truisms. Every time one of your team members is caught being non-PC your groups line limit is halved from 'historic Namix', which is 1068 lines. Any post not containing one of the following phrases: pawtna, brotha, vibes-- is grounds for immediate disqualification.

After the P.A.C.T. we have NYCSPITZ's paygrade, AKA the NYU Supersenior Commuter Students. No one takes you seriously financially, so just write about samurai ninja fuckfests or some bullshit.

Lastly we have Uh-Oh's dirt brigade. You are regrettably too poor to afford a team name or any device capable of capturing motion pictures so you can forward your beatbox raps via payphone, I'll host it on Soundclick and we'll spam links for it to your wholesale upholstery business's clientele.

If you don't have a job and are Muff, buy-in will be a dingy wifebeater selfie in the high school yearbook wank room of an Armenian oil rig.

The way battles will take place is that every two hours you are assigned an ethnic background by me. You must post threads and topics in the Discussion forum to determine which members are of different races. Hate speech will be condoned, unless you are a contributing moderator and then Hush will ban you on sight. Once you determine which members are of your race, PM a mod and post a thread to racebait all competing AND non-competing members. First person to reply is dubbed King Karaoke and must adopt one (1) played gimmick for the remainder of the tournament. At this point battles may move forward.

If you fall asleep at any time during the tournament, you will be put in North Dakota. The only way to escape is to drink a fifth of Maker's Mark and make regrettable choices on social media.

Topical battles will be entirely choose your own topics. Recycling is encouraged. Regardless of what you post, writer with the better reputation wins. These are considered "breather battles" because you don't really have to say anything in your vote to indicate you read the verses. Battlers who complain must wear dunce caps for all remaining beatbox video spotlight knockarounds (Dunce caps stack so be prepared)

Swag and flow battles will be thinly veiled judgments on the competitor's streetness. Votes must be conducted in the following format:


Look at me I swag and flow, Dr. Mario cockglove bruschetta blades
Clip-on tied Bags in a Monte Carlo with the Top Gun reflective paint
> nah
I'm artsy bubonic w/ sardine nootropics. Put the hammer to you
like Thor in a mortal kombat party pool conference w/ the scanner neutal
til you're farting glue nonsense
>feelin this flow


Every loss is one strike. When you get six strikes you can buy back in at Uh-Oh's net income. If you have five strikes and it's noon, your battle rotation shifts forward one compared to your opponent. None of this will be tracked and if we don't already know your username you probably won't win.

If at any point your shame becomes unbearable, you may create a tearful goodbye thread in Disc and ghost for six days before returning.

At the end of the week, we will host an impromptu battle cypher that will automatically count as a win, unless you have more posts in it than Chyeahhh. The tourney will conclude and no one will be happy.

First place gets one quarter of the pot + an accomp. Second place gets a third of the pot + a wallet picture of Diode's boat. Third place gets a dry handjob from YDK's estranged Tinder baby mama. Last place will be Amen and we won't acknowledge it until he forces our hand.

Tourney will be run by Strikta for six minutes until he loses interest, then by YDK with Sharp as damage control/ designated explainer of tough words. There will be a mag posted every 7 minutes but it will be written entirely in gangland semaphore.

Questions?

[YDK]

I'm down for uhohs brigade tbh

[Split Eight]

bump 4 feed RTF links l8r

[sral]

lmao I started reading that shit like it was a genuine post

only realised the comedy gold a third of the way in

good job

[sral]

THREAD UPDATE:

So I went 3-0 undefeated in the 1-2, signed out due to mod commitments but I'd have prob been in the Contenders match if I'd stayed in

Went 2-0 in the AOWL with wins over Nigma on an hours notice I'm proud of and a second over Timeless in the contendership.. I should have been in the champ match before Frank screwed me out of it. I signed out at 2-0.

Just champed the LGPA on my second attempt. Caught an L vs Innovator in a previous champ match, think I'm 4-1 in that league right now but records are disabled.

A third of the way to the challenge!

Lemme know how you guys get on!

[Vulgar]

Just champed the LGPA on my second attempt. Caught an L vs Innovator in a previous champ match, think I'm 4-1 in that league right now but records are disabled.


Good stuff. The records are available in the league introduction/season standings thread.

[Vulgar]

i like YDK's idea, but feel like it's not complicated enough to hold everyone's interest. We need something much more convoluted and mindnumbing to keep members active.

What if we had an Elements type tournament where you had to write one verse an hour every hour for a week?

It would alternate: topical, battle, swag and flow, tag battle, tag and flow, live webcam beatbox slam, flag sew, battle, floral swagtropic, tropical sag bros. Entry fee is $210, everyone PayPals me to get a spot. You can put in less than $210, but if you do I flip a coin and if it's tails I keep your money. Then we shuffle everyone's entry bids around and rank them by proportion of the donor's bank account, and make teams.

Top income bracket (Team Diode) must perform their webcam beatbox jamboree in seersucker overalls in front of paisley wallpaper. If you don't have paisley wallpaper you can do paisley bodypaint. Second income tier is the Focus Group Namix P.A.C.T. Subroutine, your team color is Lexmark Printer Beige and you must speak in bullshit Silicon Valley neo-Buddhist truisms. Every time one of your team members is caught being non-PC your groups line limit is halved from 'historic Namix', which is 1068 lines. Any post not containing one of the following phrases: pawtna, brotha, vibes-- is grounds for immediate disqualification.

After the P.A.C.T. we have NYCSPITZ's paygrade, AKA the NYU Supersenior Commuter Students. No one takes you seriously financially, so just write about samurai ninja fuckfests or some bullshit.

Lastly we have Uh-Oh's dirt brigade. You are regrettably too poor to afford a team name or any device capable of capturing motion pictures so you can forward your beatbox raps via payphone, I'll host it on Soundclick and we'll spam links for it to your wholesale upholstery business's clientele.

If you don't have a job and are Muff, buy-in will be a dingy wifebeater selfie in the high school yearbook wank room of an Armenian oil rig.

The way battles will take place is that every two hours you are assigned an ethnic background by me. You must post threads and topics in the Discussion forum to determine which members are of different races. Hate speech will be condoned, unless you are a contributing moderator and then Hush will ban you on sight. Once you determine which members are of your race, PM a mod and post a thread to racebait all competing AND non-competing members. First person to reply is dubbed King Karaoke and must adopt one (1) played gimmick for the remainder of the tournament. At this point battles may move forward.

If you fall asleep at any time during the tournament, you will be put in North Dakota. The only way to escape is to drink a fifth of Maker's Mark and make regrettable choices on social media.

Topical battles will be entirely choose your own topics. Recycling is encouraged. Regardless of what you post, writer with the better reputation wins. These are considered "breather battles" because you don't really have to say anything in your vote to indicate you read the verses. Battlers who complain must wear dunce caps for all remaining beatbox video spotlight knockarounds (Dunce caps stack so be prepared)

Swag and flow battles will be thinly veiled judgments on the competitor's streetness. Votes must be conducted in the following format:



Every loss is one strike. When you get six strikes you can buy back in at Uh-Oh's net income. If you have five strikes and it's noon, your battle rotation shifts forward one compared to your opponent. None of this will be tracked and if we don't already know your username you probably won't win.

If at any point your shame becomes unbearable, you may create a tearful goodbye thread in Disc and ghost for six days before returning.

At the end of the week, we will host an impromptu battle cypher that will automatically count as a win, unless you have more posts in it than Chyeahhh. The tourney will conclude and no one will be happy.

First place gets one quarter of the pot + an accomp. Second place gets a third of the pot + a wallet picture of Diode's boat. Third place gets a dry handjob from YDK's estranged Tinder baby mama. Last place will be Amen and we won't acknowledge it until he forces our hand.

Tourney will be run by Strikta for six minutes until he loses interest, then by YDK with Sharp as damage control/ designated explainer of tough words. There will be a mag posted every 7 minutes but it will be written entirely in gangland semaphore.

Questions?

l3aned

[YDK]

THREAD UPDATE:

So I went 3-0 undefeated in the 1-2, signed out due to mod commitments but I'd have prob been in the Contenders match if I'd stayed in

Went 2-0 in the AOWL with wins over Nigma on an hours notice I'm proud of and a second over Timeless in the contendership.. I should have been in the champ match before Frank screwed me out of it. I signed out at 2-0.

Just champed the LGPA on my second attempt. Caught an L vs Innovator in a previous champ match, think I'm 4-1 in that league right now but records are disabled.

A third of the way to the challenge!

Lemme know how you guys get on!

In the champ match in the aowl and contender in poetry
1-2 is not workin out for me, I'm alot rustier than I thought lol

[puravida]

let me see if i can do it

[fraze]

because people tend to see a WORD (A SINGLE WORD) in the bar and auto-sume the shit played

a lot of word plays get that type of reaction tho

and of course the generic cliches

holy shit. i'm quoting Amen for a sensible post.

maybe chyeeahh!!! was right about that doomsday shit.

holy shit. i might rep him. the world is coming to an end.

[fraze]

i like YDK's idea, but feel like it's not complicated enough to hold everyone's interest. We need something much more convoluted and mindnumbing to keep members active.

What if we had an Elements type tournament where you had to write one verse an hour every hour for a week?

It would alternate: topical, battle, swag and flow, tag battle, tag and flow, live webcam beatbox slam, flag sew, battle, floral swagtropic, tropical sag bros. Entry fee is $210, everyone PayPals me to get a spot. You can put in less than $210, but if you do I flip a coin and if it's tails I keep your money. Then we shuffle everyone's entry bids around and rank them by proportion of the donor's bank account, and make teams.

Top income bracket (Team Diode) must perform their webcam beatbox jamboree in seersucker overalls in front of paisley wallpaper. If you don't have paisley wallpaper you can do paisley bodypaint. Second income tier is the Focus Group Namix P.A.C.T. Subroutine, your team color is Lexmark Printer Beige and you must speak in bullshit Silicon Valley neo-Buddhist truisms. Every time one of your team members is caught being non-PC your groups line limit is halved from 'historic Namix', which is 1068 lines. Any post not containing one of the following phrases: pawtna, brotha, vibes-- is grounds for immediate disqualification.

After the P.A.C.T. we have NYCSPITZ's paygrade, AKA the NYU Supersenior Commuter Students. No one takes you seriously financially, so just write about samurai ninja fuckfests or some bullshit.

Lastly we have Uh-Oh's dirt brigade. You are regrettably too poor to afford a team name or any device capable of capturing motion pictures so you can forward your beatbox raps via payphone, I'll host it on Soundclick and we'll spam links for it to your wholesale upholstery business's clientele.

If you don't have a job and are Muff, buy-in will be a dingy wifebeater selfie in the high school yearbook wank room of an Armenian oil rig.

The way battles will take place is that every two hours you are assigned an ethnic background by me. You must post threads and topics in the Discussion forum to determine which members are of different races. Hate speech will be condoned, unless you are a contributing moderator and then Hush will ban you on sight. Once you determine which members are of your race, PM a mod and post a thread to racebait all competing AND non-competing members. First person to reply is dubbed King Karaoke and must adopt one (1) played gimmick for the remainder of the tournament. At this point battles may move forward.

If you fall asleep at any time during the tournament, you will be put in North Dakota. The only way to escape is to drink a fifth of Maker's Mark and make regrettable choices on social media.

Topical battles will be entirely choose your own topics. Recycling is encouraged. Regardless of what you post, writer with the better reputation wins. These are considered "breather battles" because you don't really have to say anything in your vote to indicate you read the verses. Battlers who complain must wear dunce caps for all remaining beatbox video spotlight knockarounds (Dunce caps stack so be prepared)

Swag and flow battles will be thinly veiled judgments on the competitor's streetness. Votes must be conducted in the following format:



Every loss is one strike. When you get six strikes you can buy back in at Uh-Oh's net income. If you have five strikes and it's noon, your battle rotation shifts forward one compared to your opponent. None of this will be tracked and if we don't already know your username you probably won't win.

If at any point your shame becomes unbearable, you may create a tearful goodbye thread in Disc and ghost for six days before returning.

At the end of the week, we will host an impromptu battle cypher that will automatically count as a win, unless you have more posts in it than Chyeahhh. The tourney will conclude and no one will be happy.

First place gets one quarter of the pot + an accomp. Second place gets a third of the pot + a wallet picture of Diode's boat. Third place gets a dry handjob from YDK's estranged Tinder baby mama. Last place will be Amen and we won't acknowledge it until he forces our hand.

Tourney will be run by Strikta for six minutes until he loses interest, then by YDK with Sharp as damage control/ designated explainer of tough words. There will be a mag posted every 7 minutes but it will be written entirely in gangland semaphore.

Questions?

itt Dr. Dog ethers netcees.

[PancakeBrah]

i like YDK's idea, but feel like it's not complicated enough to hold everyone's interest. We need something much more convoluted and mindnumbing to keep members active.

What if we had an Elements type tournament where you had to write one verse an hour every hour for a week?

It would alternate: topical, battle, swag and flow, tag battle, tag and flow, live webcam beatbox slam, flag sew, battle, floral swagtropic, tropical sag bros. Entry fee is $210, everyone PayPals me to get a spot. You can put in less than $210, but if you do I flip a coin and if it's tails I keep your money. Then we shuffle everyone's entry bids around and rank them by proportion of the donor's bank account, and make teams.

Top income bracket (Team Diode) must perform their webcam beatbox jamboree in seersucker overalls in front of paisley wallpaper. If you don't have paisley wallpaper you can do paisley bodypaint. Second income tier is the Focus Group Namix P.A.C.T. Subroutine, your team color is Lexmark Printer Beige and you must speak in bullshit Silicon Valley neo-Buddhist truisms. Every time one of your team members is caught being non-PC your groups line limit is halved from 'historic Namix', which is 1068 lines. Any post not containing one of the following phrases: pawtna, brotha, vibes-- is grounds for immediate disqualification.

After the P.A.C.T. we have NYCSPITZ's paygrade, AKA the NYU Supersenior Commuter Students. No one takes you seriously financially, so just write about samurai ninja fuckfests or some bullshit.

Lastly we have Uh-Oh's dirt brigade. You are regrettably too poor to afford a team name or any device capable of capturing motion pictures so you can forward your beatbox raps via payphone, I'll host it on Soundclick and we'll spam links for it to your wholesale upholstery business's clientele.

If you don't have a job and are Muff, buy-in will be a dingy wifebeater selfie in the high school yearbook wank room of an Armenian oil rig.

The way battles will take place is that every two hours you are assigned an ethnic background by me. You must post threads and topics in the Discussion forum to determine which members are of different races. Hate speech will be condoned, unless you are a contributing moderator and then Hush will ban you on sight. Once you determine which members are of your race, PM a mod and post a thread to racebait all competing AND non-competing members. First person to reply is dubbed King Karaoke and must adopt one (1) played gimmick for the remainder of the tournament. At this point battles may move forward.

If you fall asleep at any time during the tournament, you will be put in North Dakota. The only way to escape is to drink a fifth of Maker's Mark and make regrettable choices on social media.

Topical battles will be entirely choose your own topics. Recycling is encouraged. Regardless of what you post, writer with the better reputation wins. These are considered "breather battles" because you don't really have to say anything in your vote to indicate you read the verses. Battlers who complain must wear dunce caps for all remaining beatbox video spotlight knockarounds (Dunce caps stack so be prepared)

Swag and flow battles will be thinly veiled judgments on the competitor's streetness. Votes must be conducted in the following format:



Every loss is one strike. When you get six strikes you can buy back in at Uh-Oh's net income. If you have five strikes and it's noon, your battle rotation shifts forward one compared to your opponent. None of this will be tracked and if we don't already know your username you probably won't win.

If at any point your shame becomes unbearable, you may create a tearful goodbye thread in Disc and ghost for six days before returning.

At the end of the week, we will host an impromptu battle cypher that will automatically count as a win, unless you have more posts in it than Chyeahhh. The tourney will conclude and no one will be happy.

First place gets one quarter of the pot + an accomp. Second place gets a third of the pot + a wallet picture of Diode's boat. Third place gets a dry handjob from YDK's estranged Tinder baby mama. Last place will be Amen and we won't acknowledge it until he forces our hand.

Tourney will be run by Strikta for six minutes until he loses interest, then by YDK with Sharp as damage control/ designated explainer of tough words. There will be a mag posted every 7 minutes but it will be written entirely in gangland semaphore.

Questions?

This is honestly the best post I've ever seen on Netcees.

[Strikta]

Lmao @ Split's post... that's good shit.

[oats]

Second income tier is the Focus Group Namix P.A.C.T. Subroutine, your team color is Lexmark Printer Beige and you must speak in bullshit Silicon Valley neo-Buddhist truisms. Every time one of your team members is caught being non-PC your groups line limit is halved from 'historic Namix', which is 1068 lines. Any post not containing one of the following phrases: pawtna, brotha, vibes-- is grounds for immediate disqualification.

my faVORITE part

[Amen.]

That nigga legit weird

And got wayyyyy to much time on his hands to

Who comes up w/ shit like that tho?

He do it often to

Sometimes they funny tho

[sral]

amen dont want it with split as far as disc board beef goes

never forget his masaiynora post

[veritas]

Dead dead dead dead.

[Razah]

The AOWL is the toughest but Razah (a text battler) was in the Champ Match last week. Even that is beatable to you all. All three is possible, it's just about who has that consistency to show week in week out to do it.


Lol, I took like a 10 year break from text battling. I came back & tried but my mind just doesn't think like that no more. *shrugs

[YDK]

amen dont want it with split as far as disc board beef goes

never forget his masaiynora post

I champed aowl and Frank no showed in the poetry champ match against me

Does this count towards 2/3?

[sral]

Yeah of course!!!

[Frank]

lars and vulgar screwed me in the same fucking week else I woulda had it

still coming for it

[Ghost1]

i like YDK's idea, but feel like it's not complicated enough to hold everyone's interest. We need something much more convoluted and mindnumbing to keep members active.

What if we had an Elements type tournament where you had to write one verse an hour every hour for a week?

It would alternate: topical, battle, swag and flow, tag battle, tag and flow, live webcam beatbox slam, flag sew, battle, floral swagtropic, tropical sag bros. Entry fee is $210, everyone PayPals me to get a spot. You can put in less than $210, but if you do I flip a coin and if it's tails I keep your money. Then we shuffle everyone's entry bids around and rank them by proportion of the donor's bank account, and make teams.

Top income bracket (Team Diode) must perform their webcam beatbox jamboree in seersucker overalls in front of paisley wallpaper. If you don't have paisley wallpaper you can do paisley bodypaint. Second income tier is the Focus Group Namix P.A.C.T. Subroutine, your team color is Lexmark Printer Beige and you must speak in bullshit Silicon Valley neo-Buddhist truisms. Every time one of your team members is caught being non-PC your groups line limit is halved from 'historic Namix', which is 1068 lines. Any post not containing one of the following phrases: pawtna, brotha, vibes-- is grounds for immediate disqualification.

After the P.A.C.T. we have NYCSPITZ's paygrade, AKA the NYU Supersenior Commuter Students. No one takes you seriously financially, so just write about samurai ninja fuckfests or some bullshit.

Lastly we have Uh-Oh's dirt brigade. You are regrettably too poor to afford a team name or any device capable of capturing motion pictures so you can forward your beatbox raps via payphone, I'll host it on Soundclick and we'll spam links for it to your wholesale upholstery business's clientele.

If you don't have a job and are Muff, buy-in will be a dingy wifebeater selfie in the high school yearbook wank room of an Armenian oil rig.

The way battles will take place is that every two hours you are assigned an ethnic background by me. You must post threads and topics in the Discussion forum to determine which members are of different races. Hate speech will be condoned, unless you are a contributing moderator and then Hush will ban you on sight. Once you determine which members are of your race, PM a mod and post a thread to racebait all competing AND non-competing members. First person to reply is dubbed King Karaoke and must adopt one (1) played gimmick for the remainder of the tournament. At this point battles may move forward.

If you fall asleep at any time during the tournament, you will be put in North Dakota. The only way to escape is to drink a fifth of Maker's Mark and make regrettable choices on social media.

Topical battles will be entirely choose your own topics. Recycling is encouraged. Regardless of what you post, writer with the better reputation wins. These are considered "breather battles" because you don't really have to say anything in your vote to indicate you read the verses. Battlers who complain must wear dunce caps for all remaining beatbox video spotlight knockarounds (Dunce caps stack so be prepared)

Swag and flow battles will be thinly veiled judgments on the competitor's streetness. Votes must be conducted in the following format:



Every loss is one strike. When you get six strikes you can buy back in at Uh-Oh's net income. If you have five strikes and it's noon, your battle rotation shifts forward one compared to your opponent. None of this will be tracked and if we don't already know your username you probably won't win.

If at any point your shame becomes unbearable, you may create a tearful goodbye thread in Disc and ghost for six days before returning.

At the end of the week, we will host an impromptu battle cypher that will automatically count as a win, unless you have more posts in it than Chyeahhh. The tourney will conclude and no one will be happy.

First place gets one quarter of the pot + an accomp. Second place gets a third of the pot + a wallet picture of Diode's boat. Third place gets a dry handjob from YDK's estranged Tinder baby mama. Last place will be Amen and we won't acknowledge it until he forces our hand.

Tourney will be run by Strikta for six minutes until he loses interest, then by YDK with Sharp as damage control/ designated explainer of tough words. There will be a mag posted every 7 minutes but it will be written entirely in gangland semaphore.

Questions?

Dr Dog

Come back!

I have reps getting dusty over ere

[YDK]

Yeah of course!!!

Well then I'm satisfied lol didn't expect to get the 1-2 so the other 2 are good enough

[Frank]

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