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Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 07:36 PM
Ok, so I just moved from an area that's a hot spot for realty.

Moved to a more affluent area with even older white people.


With that said, this is like the 4th garden party I've witnessed. These hoes standing around in sandals with a glass of wine or a hiball of ipa, acting extremely interested in the flowers and vegetables the host is growing.


Seriously, these niggas got the big sun hats accented with the unnecessary scarf.


White people are fucking strange. Is this why they acquire things? To stand around and show it to their superficial acquaintances?

White people with stuff to thread...

PancakeBrah
08-28-2015, 07:44 PM
Racist bigot tbh

veritas
08-28-2015, 07:54 PM
This is in poor taste phil.

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 07:55 PM
Haha, ok.


Hipster gym junky alcoholic father to bastard children to thread too

veritas
08-28-2015, 07:56 PM
Solid retort tbh.

Batty
08-28-2015, 07:57 PM
Sounds like a lovely time to me tbh.

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 07:58 PM
Bible thumping dull bladed sword owners to thread

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 07:59 PM
Cool ass batty to thread

uh-oh
08-28-2015, 07:59 PM
Diode

veritas
08-28-2015, 08:00 PM
Bible thumping dull bladed sword owners to thread

This is in poor taste phil.

uh-oh
08-28-2015, 08:03 PM
i want to chime in on the normalcy of this occurance yet these are real white people

white people gatherings i'm more experienced with in this nature involve budweisers and boxed wines.

veritas
08-28-2015, 08:03 PM
Strikta

veritas
08-28-2015, 08:04 PM
Unintentional double post.

YDK
08-28-2015, 08:05 PM
Lol is this why they acquire things

A home and a garden an clothes must be strange for a homeless dirtbag an his bedbug (or should I say lunch) finding dog

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 08:09 PM
Lol is this why they acquire things

A home and a garden an clothes must be strange for a homeless dirtbag an his bedbug (or should I say lunch) finding dog

You've tried to hurt me a couple of times, out of the blue. What's really going on brah?

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 08:15 PM
Anyway, if I saw black, latin, indian, or asian couples having garden parties the thread title would be different

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 08:18 PM
i want to chime in on the normalcy of this occurance yet these are real white people

white people gatherings i'm more experienced with in this nature involve budweisers and boxed wines.

Which is what I totally believe is the source of the "full" glasses of wine

Bloodshed
08-28-2015, 08:21 PM
Aliens disguised as humans..

YDK
08-28-2015, 08:23 PM
You've tried to hurt me a couple of times, out of the blue. What's really going on brah?

No intentions of hurt, just been extra honest.
A home can be considered strange to the homeless am i wrong?

PancakeBrah
08-28-2015, 08:30 PM
Haha, ok.


Hipster gym junky alcoholic father to bastard children to thread too

Homeless drifter alcoholic crashing at Genos mom's place pretending to be enlightened while actually just being a feloniously assaulting piece of human garbage to thread

Hush
08-28-2015, 08:38 PM
Fuck these middle America scumbags Phil

Hush
08-28-2015, 08:38 PM
Homeless drifter alcoholic crashing at Genos mom's place pretending to be enlightened while actually just being a feloniously assaulting piece of human garbage to thread

Over worded the haiku here

Bloodshed
08-28-2015, 08:39 PM
Lmao

uh-oh
08-28-2015, 08:39 PM
the real question is, is the boxed wine, in wine glasses, or collectors glasses from mcdonalds, with some form of disney character imprint?

Hush
08-28-2015, 08:40 PM
Lmao

We as a collective are gonna need u to fuck off

Bloodshed
08-28-2015, 08:41 PM
We as a collective are gonna need u to fuck off

And why is this?

Ghost1
08-28-2015, 09:36 PM
Cuz ur a Honkey fagot. Fuck urself loser. No1 want u here cornball.

veritas
08-28-2015, 09:40 PM
Bags mad that thus new whitebread is styling on him tbh.

Diode
08-28-2015, 10:05 PM
Diode

these are old money white people

i have nothing in common with them

Strikta
08-28-2015, 10:09 PM
STOP FUCKING TAGGING ME U LOSER ASS MOTHERFUCKER U

veritas
08-28-2015, 10:12 PM
You a yuppie.

veritas
08-28-2015, 10:13 PM
STOP FUCKING TAGGING ME U LOSER ASS MOTHERFUCKER U


@timothy squirrelspine

PancakeBrah
08-28-2015, 10:47 PM
these are old money white people

i have nothing in common with them

New money is just so gauche.

Inno
08-28-2015, 10:54 PM
Phil hates the whites. Not surprised tbh

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 11:11 PM
Homeless drifter alcoholic crashing at Genos mom's place pretending to be enlightened while actually just being a feloniously assaulting piece of human garbage to thread

The funny thing about THAT is the fact that you literally have no idea what you're drunkenly babbling about.


Lmfaoooo. Facetime your daughter for 4 minutes before you pass out, you genuine piece of trash.

You're like Bags, but more driven by your superego.

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 11:14 PM
Dan should get an accomplishment for being the heaviest drunk fixed gear father his side of the Mississippi for all his Tom foolery.

Attack what you can, desperate faggot

Ghost1
08-28-2015, 11:20 PM
Get my name out ur mouth seadad

Pathetic black fagot.

U real life friends with the epitome of shitty father's having fucking sleepover netcee rap video parties drinking dirt whiskey while geno kids wonder wen dad will drop by with school clothes while u 2 lonely weirdos in his girlfriends mom's loft recording the awful Internet rap songs that no1 gives a fuck about

An u have the nerve to question another man's fathering skills

Lol u like 30...no kids cuz u been homeless for the majority of ur 20s cuz ur a lazy good for nothing pity consumed loser. Finally put ur life together.......sortve....after a bunch of handouts....an u still can barely manage to cuddle with tinder slut and hood rats that would suck any fagots dick w an ebt card.

Ur a piece of shit. Fuckin loser.

Split Eight
08-28-2015, 11:25 PM
Get my name out ur mouth seadad

Pathetic black fagot.

U real life friends with the epitome of shitty father's having fucking sleepover netcee rap video parties drinking dirt whiskey while geno kids wonder wen dad will drop by with school clothes while u 2 lonely weirdos in his girlfriends mom's loft recording the awful Internet rap songs that no1 gives a fuck about

An u have the nerve to question another man's fathering skills

Lol u like 30...no kids cuz u been homeless for the majority of ur 20s cuz ur a lazy good for nothing pity consumed loser. Finally put ur life together.......sortve....after a bunch of handouts....an u still can barely manage to cuddle with tinder slut and hood rats that would suck any fagots dick w an ebt card.

Ur a piece of shit. Fuckin loser.

this was the first, only, and last post I read in this thread

did not leave disappointed. jesus

PancakeBrah
08-28-2015, 11:27 PM
The funny thing about THAT is the fact that you literally have no idea what you're drunkenly babbling about.


Lmfaoooo. Facetime your daughter for 4 minutes before you pass out, you genuine piece of trash.

You're like Bags, but more driven by your superego.

Ok, tell me more about being a parent. Your entire work history is going into the air force because you can't control your emotions and like to hit people, being unemployed, trying to get your all-time soundcloud views to 1,000, trying to fuck Genos mom, and being a mid-level employee at some random fuck off company for 4 months. And you brag like a motherfucker about it. "I've turned my life around I'm no longer homeless I have a job." Fuck you. Fuck every single thing about you. You're not some special snow flake. You're a couch surfing free loader who got employed, took a rebranded form of acid and thought you could dispense wisdom about life and existentialism. I've provided for my child in every way I can, as limited as it is. You've never had any form of responsibility in your life. You got puked out of your mom and fucked off since. I drink alcohol because I make just enough money to cover my expenses, send child support, and cover any emergency for my kid. You drink alcohol because you think you're entitled. You drink alcohol because you're a so-so rapper who's pissed the couch surfing home you just crashed doesn't have HBO. I drink and control it. You drink and post text messages on rap boards. For you to talk about mine, or Bags, kid is laughable. If you had a kid you'd be the poster child for absentee black fathers. Go fuck yourself, dude.

uh-oh
08-28-2015, 11:37 PM
so i don't know how this escalated so quickly

but if it helps i enjoy all of you.

i don't know if anything said from any of you is true because i'm too self absorbed with my own life to pay attention to your guys'

but if you hurt badweathers feelings i will end you

BARS ON DECK

THIS A WARNING.

WHEN THE AVY GOES BLACK ALL ANYONE WILL GET FROM ME IS BARS

Ghost1
08-28-2015, 11:53 PM
Lol gone@dans post. Rip seadad.

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 11:53 PM
Get my name out ur mouth seadad

Pathetic black fagot.

U real life friends with the epitome of shitty father's having fucking sleepover netcee rap video parties drinking dirt whiskey while geno kids wonder wen dad will drop by with school clothes while u 2 lonely weirdos in his girlfriends mom's loft recording the awful Internet rap songs that no1 gives a fuck about

An u have the nerve to question another man's fathering skills

Lol u like 30...no kids cuz u been homeless for the majority of ur 20s cuz ur a lazy good for nothing pity consumed loser. Finally put ur life together.......sortve....after a bunch of handouts....an u still can barely manage to cuddle with tinder slut and hood rats that would suck any fagots dick w an ebt card.

Ur a piece of shit. Fuckin loser.

Still playing in imagination land...way to go dad.

Your name isn't in my mouth. It's in my thumbs. And I'm pretty sure I'll continue thumbing whatever comes to mind...all while you thumb hundreds a month for a poor decision, cretin.

Chill Phil
08-28-2015, 11:55 PM
Lol gone@dans post. Rip seadad.

Gone @ your kid's 3rd grade graduation too huh, Antonio?

Ghost1
08-28-2015, 11:57 PM
Lol ur too black to understand that I don't pay child support because I have full custody.

When u abandon watever shit stain u spawn an end up in County for not paying support I hope u lynch urself with an extension cord. Cornball.

Inno
08-29-2015, 12:12 AM
No n word yet?

Very impressed

Ghost1
08-29-2015, 12:16 AM
It's literally killing me. Lmao.

PancakeBrah
08-29-2015, 12:18 AM
No n word yet?

Very impressed

There will be no sneak n'ering in this topic.

Inno
08-29-2015, 12:49 AM
Genocide

Chill Phil
08-29-2015, 01:05 AM
Lol ur too black to understand that I don't pay child support because I have full custody.

When u abandon watever shit stain u spawn an end up in County for not paying support I hope u lynch urself with an extension cord. Cornball.

Cool, corner an injured animal and they lash out at things they can't even see. Full custody should mean half internet.

Congrats on the intoxicated conception of a complete mistake, daddio.


On a website striving for lols when you should be reading a bed time story. But of course i.wouldn't know, I'm not a dad created by circumstance.


Enjoy the dick rash and reason to drink, scum.

Ghost1
08-29-2015, 01:29 AM
An there u have it chill phil is reduced to the common posting habits of amen

Yea lemme go read my kid a bed time story at 1 am

An I agree.....there are no circumstances that would posess a woman to have a child with a loser like u.

Innovator right....U are a stupid nigger lol.

YDK
08-29-2015, 01:37 AM
I quite enjoyed where this picked up after I stopped
Lol at me having respect for bags as a father AND being okay with the use of nigger in the same thread
Bravo Bags

Chill Phil
08-29-2015, 06:25 AM
I slept the whole night through. First time in years

Seyance
08-29-2015, 06:44 AM
aka what happens when your not worried about someone stealing your shoes..

Hush
08-29-2015, 07:42 AM
No n word yet?

Very impressed

Chyeahhh!!!
08-29-2015, 07:43 AM
shouts to the fathers in this thread

Hush
08-29-2015, 07:43 AM
An there u have it chill phil is reduced to the common posting habits of amen

Yea lemme go read my kid a bed time story at 1 am

An I agree.....there are no circumstances that would posess a woman to have a child with a loser like u.

Innovator right....U are a stupid nigger lol.

Wasn't ur bm a crackhead tho ?
Pretty sure Phil can knock up a crack whore too
Prolly even a white one

Chill Phil
08-29-2015, 07:47 AM
he lost me at Amen. i have no idea what amen's boarding habits are like. chances are, i wouldn't get anything else he's saying in that particular post

Chyeahhh!!!
08-29-2015, 07:52 AM
WHEN THE AVY GOES BLACK..YA'LL GOT LIKE A FEW DAYS LEFT

Chill Phil
08-29-2015, 08:02 AM
Wasn't ur bm a crackhead tho ?
Pretty sure Phil can knock up a crack whore too
Prolly even a white one

Get outta my head man.


White chicks love me. Especially overweight ones who could use a few weeks of crack binge

veritas
08-29-2015, 08:03 AM
To me it is the complete lack of values that these baser sort possess rather than their lime addiction which concerns me about their parenting.

Chill Phil
08-29-2015, 08:07 AM
To me it is the complete lack of values that these baser sort possess rather than their lime addiction which concerns me about their parenting.

Can you dumb that down for me. I read it over like 9 times and really don't know what's being said.

veritas
08-29-2015, 08:44 AM
Sure thing phil.

Instead of going after anthony and Daniel for bad parenting based upon merely their constant boarding amd actions heretofore, you should consider the fact that they lack any moral compass and use that to attack their parenting. For how can a dirtfool or a douche pontoon not raise it's seed to follow the same path when that is all they know?