Veritas The Invincible vs. Prelec - OPEN FOR VOTES!

[sral]

FINALLY it’s here – the INTERSITE INVASION begins!

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A true Netcees first, this card is stacked with some of the illest textcees still actively participating in the game today… and Veritas vs Prelec. LULZ! You’ve all seen how hotly anticipated these matchups are, you’ve read the magazine and seen the battler profiles of everyone involved, you’ve watched the Lars video magazine which set the new fucking standard for anything similar that proceeds it. The time is now. It’s official, we’ve an entire card full of classics in the making and this shit is about to go DOWNNNN!!!

Line limits: 14 lines (Unless otherwise agreed by both opponents prior to the battle)
Video battle: 3.00 (3 MINS IN LENGTH, DATSHITCRAY!)

CHECK IN’S DUE: 12 NOON TUESDAY 8TH SEPTEMBER (UK TIME)
VERSES DUE: SATURDAY 12TH SEPTEMBER (UK TIME)

Voting will only remain open for a further WEEK ONLY once battles are up and the final vote count will be tallied between both websites, ready for individual and team winners to be declared SO GET YOUR VOTES IN QUICKLY WHEN BATTLES ARE UP! Voting links etc will not be made mandatory, but is of course highly appreciated and everyone will be repped personally by President Lars!

If you’ve any questions, feel free to sraL me on the tag.

Best of luck to both sides of competitors, keep it legit, I’ve got immense love for both you guys. That’s real talk.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Veritas the invincible Kneeslap @prelec

[Jan]

We badoo'd each other and we set a 20 line minimum...and a 20 line maximum

[Jan]

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[veritas]

FOR THE LIME!

“For a man to not use his own name is a sign of weakness.”
-Ray Liotta in Iceman (2011)

Sup Jan?


Look…..

Take a fork and assault ya upon Kevorkian’s altar,
My bullets leave you twerking like ya peehole zin salsa.
Pumping Mr. Moss bruh, kick it back then toss ya,
See my words just lost ya, we call that Jimmi Hoffa.
I’m a muhfuggin mawnsta, bitch I’ll straight accost ya,
New grill it’ll cost ya, when my hands scrape across ya.
I’m outerspace with God bruh, but I’m shittin in ya yard bruh.
Only spittin bars of SARS from the stars far out from mars bruh.
Give ya chick the gift and I get the cookie, I’m Santa Claus bruh.
This bitch looked like a rookie how I author these bars bruh.



You look like Ham from the sandlot slamming a ham hock and a 2 liter of Faygo.
Leave you talking like Victor when I inject your neck veins with Ether and Draino.
I’m Johnny on the spot, with a perfect Storm off in brains when these flames throw.
Speaking of heat you’ve been beat, now look at me….look at me…..that’s Waynegro.
Sword slice ya Mango till ya Kangol hang low with a big gun on the Sly….that’s Tango.
Cuzzin whatever steps in front of me you can see I be crushing……V the tank’s role.
If you had a chick I would snatch her, cuz you no match for my bullets, boner, or bank roll.
Bro I made you my main hoe, the Doctor is in, putting on a clinic for cancer……that’s Mayo.
So let’s be honest, your verse was fucking ass….but in these days and times…that’s ok though
So don’t be mad when your own site votes against you….because bro…..they know.


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[JShazo]

Kneeslap aka prelec

Imma let the gun spray, Im writing this while my boss is on his lunchbreak
dunno thefuk you on about, but on sunday i’ve been at my mums place

Your beard is the worst, my beard is amazing bruh
Yours looks like a turd, I dont have one, just shaved it off
I write my stuff in 30 minutes, you spend plenty hours
Your beard is a failed version of the shit beard of henry bowers

for a chance, the gats choose to torture so get to the choppa tho
WOW WHAT SLOW IT DOWN CRAZY WORDPLAY
4chan, dub gets chooses to torture so get to chop a toe (http://www.vice.com/read/4chan-wants-to-see-you-mutilate-yourself-but-why-682)
SHIIIIII

THATS A RECENT NEWS REFERENCE BITCH, but I take it usually further
And you made a drawing saying it was Jan but referring to me, aren’t you a super researcher!
Well I got some tricks up my sleeves myself, after that you should be served bruh
Because you make the face of when youre hurt when ur buttfucked (http://i.imgur.com/FyZ3anL.png) or of getting brutally murdered (http://i.imgur.com/OUCBmlc.png)

And your wife is major fat, she doesnt look very hot
She didnt jump in a pool or nuffin and already her belly flops
ILL LET THE SEMI POP, wait what how did this turn into a gunbar
wait stop someone help me i cant do anything LIKE R KELLY POPS

what even

that didnt count
lets start again

And your wife is major fat, she a skanky thot
She didnt jump in a pool or nuffin and already her belly flops
Veri stop, your gimmick just shows your shit aint very hot
because YOU COULDNT DRAW MEEEEE...IF I WAS JAN ACHTERBOS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBfPCI5k2II?t=11m16s)

But damn, she fat tho, she eatin fondue on fondue on fondue
She enjoys the leftovers of your dogs food, its bark, poo and fart dew
fuck you, your wife, dog and if you have a son then your son too
You brought wack ass paintings, but ive never seen anything better from you

LIME??! TIME!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Vt3yk8mDQ?t=19m15s)

[Frank]

MVGT Veritas the Invincible

Kept it trilly trill. Incorporated all his strengths and combined them into an unbeatable attack system. Next round, same approach, only video of you doing something outrageous will take you far against this other website.

MVGT Veritas

[Hush]

I cant hold yall both was wack.

[MFtastick]

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