BEER LEAGUES

[NYCSPITZ]

I'm about to murder this beer league at the north end of central park. Outdoor rink, solid ice when the temperature is cold enough. NHL teams who wanna fuck around mid seaz go ther eto practice after shinny so I hopefully can see that this year, I know the pengos and philly came thru recently...fucked around.

I am going to dominate the league this year through unprecedented conditioning. I'm gonna treat it like junior when we practiced 5x/ week.

SIKE, 2x/ wk.

CopyPat

everybody else stay away from thread

[~RustyGunZ~]

Fucking duster

[NYCSPITZ]

lol ur a plug though

[Diode]

the laffs will offer you an ECHL bench contract and a paper bag full of poutine

[Chill Phil]

I'm really upset that this isn't about a league of competitive beer drinking.

For a split second I thought "here's something I'm good enough to champ on"

Fml. Is this some hockey shit?

[YDK]

I'm really upset that this isn't about a league of competitive beer drinking.

For a split second I thought "here's something I'm good enough to champ on"

Fml. Is this some hockey shit?

[NYCSPITZ]

the laffs will offer you an ECHL bench contract and a paper bag full of poutine

Give me two years of unlimited time, the best training opportunities, and practices ramping up from junior to college teams and I'd get a 8-12-20 line in the ECHL guaranteed. 18 PIM. That's given 2-4 min per game on the 1st PP.

[CopyPat]

ahahahaha SUP BRO!?
The whole league is seriously outdoors? That's gangsta

Golfed all summer. JUST started getting back into puck. Hands were still gold but stamina/lungs/legs were garbage... it's coming along nicely though!
I'll be playin 2-5 times a week all winter, haha too dope.
Backhand sauc'n deez nuts nah'mean?

[NYCSPITZ]

yea it's ill...swimming pool in the summer but with these long winters recently, should be a dope ass league...

only drawback is the pipes freeze up and sometimes you can't shower and gotta go back home smelling like hockey gear...I'm about to get a bauer rapist twig, I mean Kane curve. 2x week and I'll still be a top scorer, top league. All hail NYC BEER LEAGUES...

[Diode]

bauer rapist twig, I mean Kane curve.

lold

[YDK]

I still want a liquor league

[Kill Spree]

yea it's ill...swimming pool in the summer but with these long winters recently, should be a dope ass league...

only drawback is the pipes freeze up and sometimes you can't shower and gotta go back home smelling like hockey gear...I'm about to get a bauer rapist twig, I mean Kane curve. 2x week and I'll still be a top scorer, top league. All hail NYC BEER LEAGUES...

Wait did u play in the EC? Or fallow a team?

[NYCSPITZ]

the echl? na...i went to hockey camp with and stayed at steven stamkos' house for a week when I was 12 though. it's an adult beer league in central park

[Witty]

I didn't read anything itt but is a beer league a league for drinking beer? I feel like I could win that tbirish.

[NYCSPITZ]

witty I would beat you at that, except you might win stouts because they disgust me. I would outdrink anyone here on double IPAS and coronas

[YDK]

I didn't read anything itt but is a beer league a league for drinking beer? I feel like I could win that tbirish.

You got me with beer, but gimme some scotch or brandy and I'm ttfu

[Witty]

I am part whiskey.

[YDK]

This could be fun

Witty come to America, drink with me

[puravida]

I want some beer right now.

[mayniuhh]

Donegal oh Donegal
blah bla blow oh drink

[~RustyGunZ~]

Psh

Stammer said you were a bitch then and a bitch now

[Diode]

lolbruins

gonna be a longgggggggggggg rebuild

[~RustyGunZ~]

Your wife cheats on you a lot diode

[Kill Spree]

the echl? na...i went to hockey camp with and stayed at steven stamkos' house for a week when I was 12 though. it's an adult beer league in central park

oh word i play in a beer league now to. kids i play with in the summer play in the east coast league and the sphl. beer leagues the way to go tho

[Diode]

Your wife cheats on you a lot diode

LOL

she wouldnt have time if she wanted to

also i am diode

I KNOW ALL

[PancakeBrah]

Amen

[NYCSPITZ]

oh word i play in a beer league now to. kids i play with in the summer play in the east coast league and the sphl. beer leagues the way to go tho

true that's dope, where did u play bro

[NYCSPITZ]

Psh

Stammer said you were a bitch then and a bitch now

lol no he didn't.

he's a nice individual of INTEGRITY. I slept in his bed for a week no homo

he slept on the floor in his dad's room....that's called

CANADIAN HOSPITALITY...

Can't currently recall most of what we did off ice but on ice I was in over my head there, bunch of kids who went on to pros, major junior, and stammer. Taught by this RUSSIAN FIGURE SKATER. AAA camp in toronto is no joke, just that 1 week made me a lot better though. If I had access to that level of training 5 days a week I would've gotten college schollys and torn shit up.

NOT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN.

But it was cool We went to baseball games, ate steak, played floor hockey, watched videos of him scoring during nationals on a WEAK ASS WRIST SHOT THAT FLUTTERED BACK TO THE ICE WHEN HE WAS 9 and shit like that. Nice family. His sister gave me a canada leaf hat and he gave me a toronto maple leafs shirt when I left but I got JACKED so I threw it out. Fuck the lightning and leafs and the bruins tho SETH. This is NYR's year...it's the king's year.

[Kill Spree]

true that's dope, where did u play bro

played for the maine moose. i've been playing in a Pro am league for years. but i made the cape cod barons and cape cod blue fins. and huntsville havoc just never sign contract with any of them cos u get pair 400 bucks a week to fight.



peep my buddy Corey bellamy on hockey fights.... hes aight at fighting but that my homie

[NYCSPITZ]

lol dope shit bro...EPHL right? i was gonna try out for the danbury whalers and brooklyn aviators before they collapsed but got injured training...went into other shit. who do the maine moose play?

[Kill Spree]

lol dope shit bro...EPHL right? i was gonna try out for the danbury whalers and brooklyn aviators before they collapsed but got injured training...went into other shit. who do the maine moose play?

mosse was juniors. Look up corey bellamy vs Danbury whalers. lmao that my homie. he took a year off and decided he's going to play for the river kings in MISS. last season he had 309 PIMS

[Kill Spree]

moose** in maine*

[Kill Spree]

SPHL***

[NYCSPITZ]

haha dope he seems like a pretty legit goon...looks like he played with one of my old teammates from junior who went on to becker...

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=140775

[Kill Spree]

yea he went to becker for a year. his bro got drafted by phlly and his sister is a CPT on USA

[Adonis]

Solid postings here


We do have legit beer "brew" leagues out here. actual seasons where you have two matches a week of beer pong. You pay entrance fee plus your own brew for each match. Win a prize after season and playoffs if you champ.

Killa kali