FINALS: The Bad Guys vs Doh! Boys - {The Bad Guys wins}

[Hush]

20 lines max
due this upcoming Monday the 21st of Sept

Infiltration Tic Resin M-I-C Allen Knight

[Tic]

In.

[Allen Knight]

we here.

[Saint]

yep

[Resin M-I-C]

Bet.

[Allen Knight]

infiltration aka Trag. & Tic aka giant nosed loser


Ayyy
u two definitely role play, when they walk these jokes sway..
we've all seen the Departed, faggot.. we already KNOW an Infiltration goes both ways.
got sawed-off shotguns loaded, one click & it all out destroys.
shells from that fuckin Heavy Metal will Rock ya till ur insides Fall Out Boys..
we bullying these frail niggas, you get trashed when we brawl.
it's like we're revealing our gameplan when u see us tactic to the wall..
put these nobodies in a headlock, we aint ease up on the tension.
these niggas such deadbeats they can set the tone for an undertaker entrance..
tacs girl a slut he walks-in on cheatin, id be buggin quick..
u could neva Berra thought of her holdin wood but u always Catcher suckin dick.
inf a cock lovin homo, flamers lickin cum on his couch..
mad dudes gave Tragedy & he suffers withdrawls w/ out one in his mouth..
gotta blade for ur center core, stabbin this herbs flesh..
& leave Tragopan wide enough to rip out his heart thru his bird chest.
against tic's huge schnozz u can involve the marines n naval pay..
but all the ammunition in the world aint matchin anything his nasal spray.
on UPN we all knew Inf was bi.. so for u two this is ur last call..
he holds u as da number One on his crotch this relationship can signal some fastballs..
we come w/ that army heat, the back of the truck is stacked..
this aint no Game Boys when we put a whole cartridge down ur fuckin back..

[Tic]

Bout time faggots...
all u do is drugs w/ ur b/f, faggot i'll lace ur dope
the type Teixeira needle & nod out in his arms like a rear naked choke
u sucked off mad niggas in Ny, ur a fuckin lanky fiend
ur the type Teixeira dick cuz u held more wood than the whole Yankee teamBad enough ya shit's forced, but reused again & again? This man'll get beaten
Fgt's used Teixeira in so many plays, it's no wonder he was injured half of the season
Wanna Trip? He has more pitiful bars; It's the typa shit we discard
Wordplay w/ so much force.. it could fuel the 2030 manned Mission to Mars
Fuck ya ESPN bars!! Now it’s ya neck, my knife - I'm cuttin it sharply
'N you'll Sport a Red Tie that could represent the entire Republican Party
You have Heart, but ya lack of skill drags down veterans frequent
You’re such an Ace Inhibitor, patients rely on ya bars instead of their treatment
Its Finals! Pop a bottle.. yall get full service & wont need ID's..
Get outta line? Anddd we'll have ya entire section red & roped off - That's VIP
Jersey faggots talkin like they get pussy & smash hoes that squall?
Cept we allll know where there's Fist Pumps there's always a bunch of assholes involved
Fuck Res, I'll gut ya whoooole crew, as you cower w/ hands to ya face…
Cuz the sheer sight of ya Dogs Gourmet force ya salivary glands to engage
1.4 billion overpopulate China. Ya people headed for a major catastrophe.
Easy to see Res lives on a Shoestring Budget....when him & his fam make em in Factories.
Allen abuses his mod powers to delete votes, the mans soo shady
1 punch'll leave u Starry Knight...wit more dark circles than that Van Gogh Painting
& Hush flawlessd u in a pink slip. whos better? that L settled an answer
Tried to Cervix walking papers.. & came out lookin like the pussy w/ ovarian cancer

[Meth]

cleaned the thread for you guys

infiltration aka Trag. & Tic aka giant nosed loser


Ayyy
u two definitely role play, when they walk these jokes sway..
we've all seen the Departed, faggot.. we already KNOW an Infiltration goes both ways.
--ok
got sawed-off shotguns loaded, one click & it all out destroys.
shells from that fuckin Heavy Metal will Rock ya till ur insides Fall Out Boys..
--i just did a heavy metal line last week but this one was much better lol. although. fall out boys isnt heavy metal, but im nitpicking. good bar
we bullying these frail niggas, you get trashed when we brawl.
it's like we're revealing our gameplan when u see us tactic to the wall..
--dope
put these nobodies in a headlock, we aint ease up on the tension.
these niggas such deadbeats they can set the tone for an undertaker entrance..
--lol'd, ok
tacs girl a slut he walks-in on cheatin, id be buggin quick..
u could neva Berra thought of her holdin wood but u always Catcher suckin dick.
--dope
inf a cock lovin homo, flamers lickin cum on his couch..
mad dudes gave Tragedy & he suffers withdrawls w/ out one in his mouth..
--eh, cool wp just didnt feel this one. not a miss, just kind of expected more out of it
gotta blade for ur center core, stabbin this herbs flesh..
& leave Tragopan wide enough to rip out his heart thru his bird chest.
--ok
against tic's huge schnozz u can involve the marines n naval pay..
but all the ammunition in the world aint matchin anything his nasal spray.
--lol, cool
on UPN we all knew Inf was bi.. so for u two this is ur last call..
he holds u as da number One on his crotch this relationship can signal some fastballs..
--eh
we come w/ that army heat, the back of the truck is stacked..
this aint no Game Boys when we put a whole cartridge down ur fuckin back..
--its weird ive never seen a line like this, dope

Bout time faggots...

Bad enough ya shit's forced, but reused again & again? This man'll get beaten
Fgt's used Teixeira in so many plays, it's no wonder he was injured half of the season
--dope
Wanna Trip? He has more pitiful bars; It's the typa shit we discard
Wordplay w/ so much force.. it could fuel the 2030 manned Mission to Mars
--this is ok
Fuck ya ESPN bars!! Now it’s ya neck, my knife - I'm cuttin it sharply
'N you'll Sport a Red Tie that could represent the entire Republican Party
--cool
You have Heart, but ya lack of skill drags down veterans frequent
You’re such an Ace Inhibitor, patients rely on ya bars instead of their treatment
--ok
Its Finals! Pop a bottle.. yall get full service & wont need ID's..
Get outta line? Anddd we'll have ya entire section red & roped off - That's VIP
--nice
Jersey faggots talkin like they get pussy & smash hoes that squall?
Cept we allll know where there's Fist Pumps there's always a bunch of assholes involved
--ehh
Fuck Res, I'll gut ya whoooole crew, as you cower w/ hands to ya face…
Cuz the sheer sight of ya Dogs Gourmet force ya salivary glands to engage
--damnnnnn, lmaoooooo
1.4 billion overpopulate China. Ya people headed for a major catastrophe.
Easy to see Res lives on a Shoestring Budget....when him & his fam make em in Factories.
--nah
Allen abuses his mod powers to delete votes, the mans soo shady
1 punch'll leave u Starry Knight...wit more dark circles than that Van Gogh Painting
--eh, ok
& Hush flawlessd u in a pink slip. whos better? that L settled an answer
Tried to Cervix walking papers.. & came out lookin like the pussy w/ ovarian cancer
--could have been cool. cervix was a cool wp but they way you connected was weak. i cant think of a better way to do it off the top of my head due to the fact that im bad, but nonetheless


Sope battle bros. I had this 5-4 in quotes favoring Allen and Res. Although Tic/Inf had LOTB with that Gourmet Dog line, Allen and Res were also more consistent in my humble opinion.

I could easily seeing this go either way based on personal preference, I have Allen and Resin tho

Stay up bros.

V/ Resin Knight

[Schadenfreude]

Departed, gameplan/tactic, deadbeat, Berra, tragopan, cartridge
Tbh I was expect better from two renown vets, some of the idea were too corny for the smooth wording to fix..lol. But this was a dope verse nonetheless.

Teixeira, ace inhibitor, shoestring, starry knight
Not a bad showing, except a lot of the puns lacked impact or I've seen the concept done better before. Y'all are extremely creative, but your delivery needs to be simpified.

Anyway, this was a great battle, both teams came w/ a some heat, but Res/Knight landed harder hits & more of 'em, propers.

[Unfukwitable]

got sawed-off shotguns loaded, one click & it all out destroys.
shells from that fuckin Heavy Metal will Rock ya till ur insides Fall Out Boys..
we bullying these frail niggas, you get trashed when we brawl.
it's like we're revealing our gameplan when u see us tactic to the wall..
put these nobodies in a headlock, we aint ease up on the tension.
these niggas such deadbeats they can set the tone for an undertaker entrance..
tacs girl a slut he walks-in on cheatin, id be buggin quick..
u could neva Berra thought of her holdin wood but u always Catcher suckin dick.
on UPN we all knew Inf was bi.. so for u two this is ur last call..
he holds u as da number One on his crotch this relationship can signal some fastballs..

vs.

Bad enough ya shit's forced, but reused again & again? This man'll get beaten
Fgt's used Teixeira in so many plays, it's no wonder he was injured half of the season
Wanna Trip? He has more pitiful bars; It's the typa shit we discard
Wordplay w/ so much force.. it could fuel the 2030 manned Mission to Mars
Fuck ya ESPN bars!! Now it’s ya neck, my knife - I'm cuttin it sharply
'N you'll Sport a Red Tie that could represent the entire Republican Party
Fuck Res, I'll gut ya whoooole crew, as you cower w/ hands to ya face…
Cuz the sheer sight of ya Dogs Gourmet force ya salivary glands to engage
& Hush flawlessd u in a pink slip. whos better? that L settled an answer
Tried to Cervix walking papers.. & came out lookin like the pussy w/ ovarian cancer


this was a real dope read here, props to both teams, yall both came with alot of heat but my winners got this battle with 2 haymakers imo, everyone had some solid shit 2 line from both was alil ehh but overall this shit was mean. v/Allen Res

[Amen.]

Ayyy
u two definitely role play, when they walk these jokes sway..
we've all seen the Departed, faggot.. we already KNOW an Infiltration goes both ways.
LIGHT.
got sawed-off shotguns loaded, one click & it all out destroys.
shells from that fuckin Heavy Metal will Rock ya till ur insides Fall Out Boys..
CREATIVE.
we bullying these frail niggas, you get trashed when we brawl.
it's like we're revealing our gameplan when u see us tactic to the wall..
PLAYED ON HIM.
put these nobodies in a headlock, we aint ease up on the tension.
these niggas such deadbeats they can set the tone for an undertaker entrance..
COOL.
tacs girl a slut he walks-in on cheatin, id be buggin quick..
u could neva Berra thought of her holdin wood but u always Catcher suckin dick.
LOL, DEFINITELY AN ALLEN KNIGHT BAR, GOOD.
inf a cock lovin homo, flamers lickin cum on his couch..
mad dudes gave Tragedy & he suffers withdrawls w/ out one in his mouth..
LOL, ANOTHER ALLEN KNIGHT BAR - GOOD.
gotta blade for ur center core, stabbin this herbs flesh..
& leave Tragopan wide enough to rip out his heart thru his bird chest.
I FUCKS W/ THIS.
against tic's huge schnozz u can involve the marines n naval pay..
but all the ammunition in the world aint matchin anything his nasal spray.
LMAO GOOD.
on UPN we all knew Inf was bi.. so for u two this is ur last call..
he holds u as da number One on his crotch this relationship can signal some fastballs..
COOL.
we come w/ that army heat, the back of the truck is stacked..
this aint no Game Boys when we put a whole cartridge down ur fuckin back..
USED THESE CONCEPTS BACK IN '99-'00 WHEN I 1ST STARTED TEXT BATTLING.

Bout time faggots...

Bad enough ya shit's forced, but reused again & again? This man'll get beaten
Fgt's used Teixeira in so many plays, it's no wonder he was injured half of the season
GOOD, BUT EXECUTION WAS KIND OF LIGHT.
Wanna Trip? He has more pitiful bars; It's the typa shit we discard
Wordplay w/ so much force.. it could fuel the 2030 manned Mission to Mars
BRO - I'VE SEEN THESE FORCED WORDPLAY CONCEPTS USED ON AK SINCE FOREVER AGO.
Fuck ya ESPN bars!! Now it’s ya neck, my knife - I'm cuttin it sharply
'N you'll Sport a Red Tie that could represent the entire Republican Party
LIGHT.
You have Heart, but ya lack of skill drags down veterans frequent
You’re such an Ace Inhibitor, patients rely on ya bars instead of their treatment
NAH, NOT FEELING THIS ONE MUCH.
Its Finals! Pop a bottle.. yall get full service & wont need ID's..
Get outta line? Anddd we'll have ya entire section red & roped off - That's VIP
GOOD.
Jersey faggots talkin like they get pussy & smash hoes that squall?
Cept we allll know where there's Fist Pumps there's always a bunch of assholes involved
FUCKS W/ THIS.
Fuck Res, I'll gut ya whoooole crew, as you cower w/ hands to ya face…
Cuz the sheer sight of ya Dogs Gourmet force ya salivary glands to engage
THIS WAS TOUGH.
1.4 billion overpopulate China. Ya people headed for a major catastrophe.
Easy to see Res lives on a Shoestring Budget....when him & his fam make em in Factories.
EXECUTION LIGHT.
Allen abuses his mod powers to delete votes, the mans soo shady
1 punch'll leave u Starry Knight...wit more dark circles than that Van Gogh Painting
NOT FEELING THIS.
& Hush flawlessd u in a pink slip. whos better? that L settled an answer
Tried to Cervix walking papers.. & came out lookin like the pussy w/ ovarian cancer
MINOR REACH IMO.

Cool battle, I got RES/ALLEN w/ a more consistent verse.

[Greed]

yyy
u two definitely role play, when they walk these jokes sway..
we've all seen the Departed, faggot.. we already KNOW an Infiltration goes both ways.
Eh

got sawed-off shotguns loaded, one click & it all out destroys.
shells from that fuckin Heavy Metal will Rock ya till ur insides Fall Out Boys..
Cool

we bullying these frail niggas, you get trashed when we brawl.
it's like we're revealing our gameplan when u see us tactic to the wall..
Okay

put these nobodies in a headlock, we aint ease up on the tension.
these niggas such deadbeats they can set the tone for an undertaker entrance..
Lol okay

tacs girl a slut he walks-in on cheatin, id be buggin quick..
u could neva Berra thought of her holdin wood but u always Catcher suckin dick.
Okay

inf a cock lovin homo, flamers lickin cum on his couch..
mad dudes gave Tragedy & he suffers withdrawls w/ out one in his mouth..
Lil off but cool

gotta blade for ur center core, stabbin this herbs flesh..
& leave Tragopan wide enough to rip out his heart thru his bird chest.
Nice

against tic's huge schnozz u can involve the marines n naval pay..
but all the ammunition in the world aint matchin anything his nasal spray.
Lol okay

on UPN we all knew Inf was bi.. so for u two this is ur last call..
he holds u as da number One on his crotch this relationship can signal some fastballs..
Lil off but cool

we come w/ that army heat, the back of the truck is stacked..
this aint no Game Boys when we put a whole cartridge down ur fuckin back
Solid





Bout time faggots...

Quote:

Originally Posted byAllen Knight

all u do is drugs w/ ur b/f, faggot i'll lace ur dope
the type Teixeira needle & nod out in his arms like a rear naked choke

Quote:

Originally Posted byAllen Knight

u sucked off mad niggas in Ny, ur a fuckin lanky fiend
ur the type Teixeira dick cuz u held more wood than the whole Yankee team

Bad enough ya shit's forced, but reused again & again? This man'll get beaten
Fgt's used Teixeira in so many plays, it's no wonder he was injured half of the season
I was thinking ko with the setup but nothing happened

Wanna Trip? He has more pitiful bars; It's the typa shit we discard
Wordplay w/ so much force.. it could fuel the 2030 manned Mission to Mars
Solid

Fuck ya ESPN bars!! Now it’s ya neck, my knife - I'm cuttin it sharply
'N you'll Sport a Red Tie that could represent the entire Republican Party
Okay

You have Heart, but ya lack of skill drags down veterans frequent
You’re such an Ace Inhibitor, patients rely on ya bars instead of their treatment
Good

Its Finals! Pop a bottle.. yall get full service & wont need ID's..
Get outta line? Anddd we'll have ya entire section red & roped off - That's VIP
Cool setup. A lil off

Jersey faggots talkin like they get pussy & smash hoes that squall?
Cept we allll know where there's Fist Pumps there's always a bunch of assholes involved
Cool punch setup lacked

Fuck Res, I'll gut ya whoooole crew, as you cower w/ hands to ya face…
Cuz the sheer sight of ya Dogs Gourmet force ya salivary glands to engage
Eh okay

1.4 billion overpopulate China. Ya people headed for a major catastrophe.
Easy to see Res lives on a Shoestring Budget....when him & his fam make em in Factories.
Nice

Allen abuses his mod powers to delete votes, the mans soo shady
1 punch'll leave u Starry Knight...wit more dark circles than that Van Gogh Painting
Good

& Hush flawlessd u in a pink slip. whos better? that L settled an answer
Tried to Cervix walking papers.. & came out lookin like the pussy w/ ovarian cancer
Ouch


V 2nd team. Its close but team 2 had the haymakers