What weapon would you use to kill the person above you?

[puravida]

anything but silence

[sral]

Kindness.

[YDK]

Potato's

[Chemist]

Cool aid

[uh-oh]

900,000 filet of fish sandwiches

[dead man]

a rusty car that gives off noxious fatal mesothelioma fumes when sanded

[puravida]

he's already dead man.


next

[YDK]

Your own poems read on repeat by Cuba gooding Jr as radio

[Chemist]

Your own poems read on repeat by Cuba gooding Jr as radio

Fried chicken

[YDK]

Fried chicken

Lol just to clarify I'm pretty much all white, hit me with a stroganoff or somewhite stereotype atleast lmao

[Chemist]

Lol just to clarify I'm pretty much all white, hit me with a stroganoff or somewhite stereotype atleast lmao

Lol aight fam.
Monticristo gon kill ya

[jilti]

Dildo

[YDK]

A cassette singing jack and Jill that's been played a million times

[Neighbor]

Exploding crossbolt

[Chemist]

Exploding crossbolt

A tight tight tight hat that pressures your head so much it explodes

[Fart]

automated, trunk-mounted, SAW M249 light machine gun

[PancakeBrah]

automated, trunk-mounted, SAW M249 light machine gun

I'd contract Malcolm Butler for the hit.

[Neighbor]

I'd contract Malcolm Butler for the hit.

Atomic wedgie

[PancakeBrah]

Atomic wedgie

HANZO SWORD

[Neighbor]

HANZO SWORD

HOT POCKET

[puravida]

10lb Bag Of sugar

[PancakeBrah]

10lb Bag Of sugar

A 1-2 punch.

[puravida]

A 1-2 punch.

Hot wax

[YDK]

Steel knuckle noogie

[NYCSPITZ]

smashed shards of grolsch bottles glued to my kung-fu wrapped fists...

[YDK]

Broken DVD of Jean Claude van damms greatest movies

[NYCSPITZ]

Styrofoam core nunchuck props used and autographed by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon

[Neighbor]

One of his special edition Yu-Gi-Oh collectible card binders

[YDK]

A limited edition thesaurus with knuck = to faggot autographed by metts

[Neighbor]

A $20 Wahl trimmer

[YDK]

Lmao

Pay a tranny to dress as Eminem wearing a shirt that says "the real feminem stood up"

[veritas]

Elenin.

[uh-oh]

LOGIC AND REASON

[veritas]

The mold grown covertly on cheap meats cooked improperly.

[Amen.]

My new Mossberg 500 8-Shot 12-Gauge

[YDK]

A prayer

[Flow]

A sword made out of millions of dead ant corpses stuck together with cocktail sticks and glue

[anime_boners]

a bazooka that shoots dildos

[YDK]

a bazooka that shoots dildos

Lmfao this slayed me
Take this rep


Inflatable tentacles

[puravida]

Miley Cyrus's Wrecking Ball

[Witty]

Does my penis count?

Yes, it also knows the alphabet.

[veritas]

my penis

[Witty]

Yeah well yours doesn't count or know the alphabet.

[Wise Wiggles]

Sleeping pills & a sex doll

[Saint]

Head dunked in the toilet

[Witty]

Death by reality.

[puravida]

wit

[Chemist]

Dirty soul

[PancakeBrah]

Amen

[PancakeBrah]

Amen

[puravida]

Slim Jesus's gold chain

[fraze]

ill invent a highly addictive drug, give it to your neighbors to sell it in your community, and then watch the resulting devastation over the next 20 years as your home is torn apart by crime, addiction, and loss of resources. then ill campaign for president on an anti-crime anti-drug platform and be hailed as one of the greatest leaders our country has seen.

then ill shoot you in the face and grant myself a pardon.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

A sandol