Tell me some stories that would get a person categorized as a dirt person.

[Joe Metts]

Like what makes a person a dirt person.

[puravida]

if you use duct tape to to patch up clothes, furniture , vehicles, or anything else

[Chill Phil]

Lololol I've got tons.



One Halloween in hawaii I went as a white redneck. Complete with full body makeup and a mullet wig. There's a YouTube video out there somewhere

[NYCSPITZ]

Word...

So you're with your boy, he's been your homie since God knows how long...dude always had the edge on you with the hoes from the jump, just like you had the edge on him with the pokemon battles and yugio-oh cards, and multiplication tables, feel me...

Now, homeboy has been nothing but class to you. Had your back when you took monetary losses, was by your side when you felt low self-esteem, all that shit. Suddenly, you realize your past was a farce. Wow, you think. You discover inspirational audiobooks on youtube. You can do whatever your mind conceives of within reasonable limits. So your boy, who has loaned you thousands (which of course you paid back very, very late without interest) really amps his shit up now and his newest GF is flames. But you've been listening to the inspirational Jim Rohn tapes, feel me playa?

Now you're a boss, feeling yourself like woah. Working out, listening to inspirational tapes, making mad loot, all that good shit. Drinking too much still, but it's cool. Your "best friend", remember, has obtained a real hot GF. I mean a real smoker...dime piece in the eyes of 99% of the male population. Turns out, since you've been working hardbody on your swagger where other dudes have been slacking, and you spend so much time with your bros (and your bro's girl since she spends so much time with your bro), your bro's girl starts to begin feeling you, more than she feels your bro, DO U FEEL ME...

Now, It's obvious this is an effect of exposure and comfort and trust built over a relatively long period of time...but then she sneak disses her man and fucks you. "Word", you think. "I'm the man!" you ponder...but really what has your boy done to you? He gave you his time and respect and now you pull this shit on him behind his back? Real dick move imo...

real dick move.

Dirt person move.

[Neighbor]

Leaves the toilet seat all the way up

Never reciprocates when you pick up a bar tab

Does not make eye contact w/ you when speaking

Starts a conversation w/, "I need" or "Sooo..."

[Diode]

About 13.50

[YDK]

About 13.50

Repped lmao


Taking dollars off the stage when a stripper ain't lookin

Selling food stamps to get heroin then selling heroin to get food stamps

Being zelph

[veritas]

Strikta

[Hush]

Word...

So you're with your boy, he's been your homie since God knows how long...dude always had the edge on you with the hoes from the jump, just like you had the edge on him with the pokemon battles and yugio-oh cards, and multiplication tables, feel me...

Now, homeboy has been nothing but class to you. Had your back when you took monetary losses, was by your side when you felt low self-esteem, all that shit. Suddenly, you realize your past was a farce. Wow, you think. You discover inspirational audiobooks on youtube. You can do whatever your mind conceives of within reasonable limits. So your boy, who has loaned you thousands (which of course you paid back very, very late without interest) really amps his shit up now and his newest GF is flames. But you've been listening to the inspirational Jim Rohn tapes, feel me playa?

Now you're a boss, feeling yourself like woah. Working out, listening to inspirational tapes, making mad loot, all that good shit. Drinking too much still, but it's cool. Your "best friend", remember, has obtained a real hot GF. I mean a real smoker...dime piece in the eyes of 99% of the male population. Turns out, since you've been working hardbody on your swagger where other dudes have been slacking, and you spend so much time with your bros (and your bro's girl since she spends so much time with your bro), your bro's girl starts to begin feeling you, more than she feels your bro, DO U FEEL ME...

Now, It's obvious this is an effect of exposure and comfort and trust built over a relatively long period of time...but then she sneak disses her man and fucks you. "Word", you think. "I'm the man!" you ponder...but really what has your boy done to you? He gave you his time and respect and now you pull this shit on him behind his back? Real dick move imo...

real dick move.

Dirt person move.

Sneak brag
U like the azn amen

[Nameflip]

waving at blind people.

when your kid says "daddy look!" & you just say "mhmm" while still watching the game

wiping your ass then shaking someone's hand

lose your gas cap then steal someone else's.

ding dong ditching people in wheelchairs.

punching pregnant women.

scratchin your balls then sniffing your hand to check how your man scent is.

break promises.

[Witty]

Too many for right now.

Will come back to this when I have more time tonight to expose my dirt past.

[sral]

wiping your ass then shaking someone's hand



doesnt everyone in busienss know this though?

like literally swpining your hand up the ass sweat then greeting them with a handshake

oldest trick in the book

[PancakeBrah]

Amen