highschool habits die hard

[YDK]

So there's some shit on Facebook with a few people that I graduated with trying to set up a 10 year class reunion. Everybody's like "o shit I feel so old" and "I can't believe how fast times flies" and the standard bullshit.
I'm like "I can't help I'm too unorganized for that shit but I'll come and get drunk"

Then this bitch posts

A bitch that we gave the nickname mafisha (Marissa) because she stunk all through middle school an shit. She was annoying as fuck forever
Like fat ugly stinky with the confidence of a fuckin goddess
She really needed to be brought down a few bugs

Anyways
She posts like " O wow where did all the time go!?"
And I instantly respond "looks like you waist you fat bitch"

Now
This is ten fuckin years after we graduated
We're supposed to be grown an shit

She's married (poor guy) with kids, so am I, so are most of the class

But I automatically responded calling this cunt a fat bitch the first time I even hear her name in ten years
I almost felt bad
But I was like
Fuck it, the bitch needed to be reminded of her place in our school

So I left it there

Waiting for a response now

[PancakeBrah]

Genocide

[Ghost1]

Ur a loser.

[YDK]

Bitch trying to play it off

"Lol you always were funny. How have you been"

No bitch, fuck away from the class reunion.

Nobody wants you there stench

[Ghost1]

How ironic....

[dead man]

Seriously?

[Diode]

Joe Metts here is another example for you

[YDK]

Shit just got deleted

Dammit

Fuck it, she remembers me. We'll see if she's still a cunt at the reunion

[Inno]

I thought this was the tittle of your next book

[YDK]

I think you all underestimate the level of cunt this cunt is/was at

She deserves much worse

[Inno]

Think about tho ydk

Sit down in your flea market chair you bought at a yard sale and listen.

You are on here talking about a girl no one here knows. And you go on
How shes a cunt and deserves this and how your not a triple stacked
Bacon flavored loser. Yada yada. Do you see the irony tho?


YOU MADE A THREAD ABOUT A BITCH YOU DONT PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT BUT IN REALITY NO ONE HERE CARES ABOUT YOU.


let it soak in bro

[YDK]

Think about tho ydk

Sit down in your flea market chair you bought at a yard sale and listen.

You are on here talking about a girl no one here knows. And you go on
How shes a cunt and deserves this and how your not a triple stacked
Bacon flavored loser. Yada yada. Do you see the irony tho?


YOU MADE A THREAD ABOUT A BITCH YOU DONT PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT BUT IN REALITY NO ONE HERE CARES ABOUT YOU.


let it soak in bro

Double the irony then with it being you talking about people not being cared about lmao

[PancakeBrah]

i think ydk has a crush on her! HAHAHAHA DO YOU LIKE HER, YDK? IF SO WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER THEN LMAO

talking to all your big bad Text Rap buddies about calling her waistband a CUNT but really you have a secret shrine. a secret shrine with a statue of her made out of the waistbands of her yoga pants you cut off when you snuck into her apartment when no one was there. you sly dog you just ask her to the prom unless you're a PUSSY

[YDK]

i think ydk has a crush on her! HAHAHAHA DO YOU LIKE HER, YDK? IF SO WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER THEN LMAO

talking to all your big bad Text Rap buddies about calling her waistband a CUNT but really you have a secret shrine. a secret shrine with a statue of her made out of the waistbands of her yoga pants you cut off when you snuck into her apartment when no one was there. you sly dog you just ask her to the prom unless you're a PUSSY

Maybe I fuckin do! Maybe I did go all Helga from hey Arnold and build a fuckin bubblegum statue enshrining her dashingly good use of pimple cream and mascara! Maybe I will ask her to prom too! You don't fuckin know me dancake YOU DONT FUCKIN KNOW MEEEE

[PancakeBrah]

you ruined it.

but srsly this seems like a real dick move.

NOT ONLY THAT, but who even comments earnestly on facebook anymore? that is not the place to hash out High School pettiness. it's a bad look.

[EtH]

I never got that "two people hate each other so much that they must like each other". How the fuck do you guys get girls? I don't remember KOing a bitch cause I liked her tits.

[PancakeBrah]

I get girls by creating dope GraphiX for my internet signature.

[YDK]

you ruined it.

but srsly this seems like a real dick move.

NOT ONLY THAT, but who even comments earnestly on facebook anymore? that is not the place to hash out High School pettiness. it's a bad look.

Out of sheer habit tbh
I'm use to talkin to you faggots
I'm use to calling her fat
Then they combined together on Facebook the instant I saw her reply
She took it on the chin as always, I gotta laugh as always
Nothing more

[EtH]

I get girls by creating dope GraphiX for my internet signature.

I'm kind of happy now that my gfx skills have been called dope. Cheers mate.

[PancakeBrah]

I dislike your general being-aliveness.

[YDK]

I get girls with awesome dates and I'm goodat eatin opussy
And asking them to marry me

But a nice sig could still help hint hint

[YDK]

I dislike your general being-aliveness.

You really need to meet mafisha

[Ghost1]

I'm happy that Innovator is a solid poster these days tho atleast.

[Diode]

I'm happy that Innovator is a solid poster these days tho atleast.

go home friend, you're drunk.

[YDK]

Lmao

[dead man]

yah YDK if i'm being real, you mostly just sound like a piece of shit for this. like a psychologically stunted man-boy who hasn't matured past his 18 year old self.

real scummy imo. grow up.

i don't know why you would advertise this for approval on here. this board is populated with well-adjusted grown men who do not think like this.

[dead man]

how would you like some trashy dickhead speaking that way to your daughter?

[Frank]

YDK is a on posting tear ever since he got his accomplishment added

We have basically given YDK the pass to type whatever he wants now without judgement

Afterall, he DOES have the shiny champed art of writing emblem now

[YDK]

yah YDK if i'm being real, you mostly just sound like a piece of shit for this. like a psychologically stunted man-boy who hasn't matured past his 18 year old self.

real scummy imo. grow up.

i don't know why you would advertise this for approval on here. this board is populated with well-adjusted grown men who do not think like this.

You forget bags posting threads about literally pissing on women?
I make a fat joke and all hell breaks lmao
And stfu Frank I've posted worse before and will do so after most likely

A fat joke to a woman, who in all fairness, is a cunt of a human being is not even halfway up the shitty persona ladder this board has created
Strikta=aids
Bags=golden showers
I mean, if she was a good person and gained weight, yeah I'm an asshole,
But this bitch literally stalked people, harrassed us, even had a teacher fired for claiming he sexually assaulted her during class...which didn't happen

As I said, y'all don't know the level of cunt she has reached in the first place

[NYCSPITZ]

On the surface, after a cursory glance, it would appear that Dead Man's analysis would be the most accurate. However, given a few more moments to ponder...is it? YDK is a man now - wife, daughter, pacifier, all that shit. It sounds like this bitch was a real d-bag who tried to undermine other people's power by being a lying, duplicitous little cunt. YDK takes exception, which is lol worthy, and the bitch - assuming ofcourse that YDK's aforementioned statements are reliable - is most likely still a bitch.

But let's delve deeper.

According to my analysis, YDK is dealing with a situation in which his fundamental sense of self-worth is being attacked. He most likely experiences this enervating force as a sort of pervasive negative energy, stamping out any and all signs of spontaneity, desire, and creativity. In essence, an inner critic compartmentalized within YDK's psyche, and frozen in time as a young child, takes this woman's presence as an attack on his own sense of sovereignty and self-worth (thus his latent attack on the poor child).

Furthermore, YDK's inner critic has a positive intent - to free him from the negative feeling of loss of the spontaneity and creativity that are his birthright. This in itself is admirable, but let's look deeper, deeper into it until we finally realize how fucked YDK's subconscious has become. Despite the positive intent of his inner critic (again, a small, compartmentalized part of his psyche that started growing over 10 years ago), YDK lashed out and attacked this woman. There are two factors to consider here.

A. YDK's youthful bravado as a result of his champing a horribly diluted AOWL with no competition

B. YDK's compartmentalized psyche form/inner critic attacking the aforementioned woman to protect YDK from further feelings of negativity.

Taking datum B to be the slightly more potent force during the facebook incident, it can be said that his inner critic, which is keeping him safe, is acting like an enforcer. This is superficial of course. In over 97% of analogous events, the inner critic at hand can be linked to a "criticized child" part of him which is protecting the child within him (frozen in time) from further harm. Thus, the childish rebuttal on facebook, because in essence...his inner child wanted to protect his other inner child. God damn that's fucked up, b!!!!





KING ME ...

[YDK]

On the surface, after a cursory glance, it would appear that Dead Man's analysis would be the most accurate. However, given a few more moments to ponder...is it? YDK is a man now - wife, daughter, pacifier, all that shit. It sounds like this bitch was a real d-bag who tried to undermine other people's power by being a lying, duplicitous little cunt. YDK takes exception, which is lol worthy, and the bitch - assuming ofcourse that YDK's aforementioned statements are reliable - is most likely still a bitch.

But let's delve deeper.

According to my analysis, YDK is dealing with a situation in which his fundamental sense of self-worth is being attacked. He most likely experiences this enervating force as a sort of pervasive negative energy, stamping out any and all signs of spontaneity, desire, and creativity. In essence, an inner critic compartmentalized within YDK's psyche, and frozen in time as a young child, takes this woman's presence as an attack on his own sense of sovereignty and self-worth (thus his latent attack on the poor child).

Furthermore, YDK's inner critic has a positive intent - to free him from the negative feeling of the spontaneity and creativity that are his birthright. This in itself is admirable, but let's look deeper, deeper into it until we finally realize how fucked YDK's subconscious has become. Despite the positive intent of his inner critic (again, a small, compartmentalized part of his psyche that started growing over 10 years ago), YDK lashed out and attacked this woman. There are two factors to consider here.

A. YDK's youthful bravado as a result of his champing a horribly diluted AOWL with no competition

B. YDK's compartmentalized psyche form/inner critic attacking the aforementioned woman to protect YDK from further feelings of negativity.

Taking datum B to be the slightly more potent force during the facebook incident, it can be said that his inner critic, which is keeping him safe, is acting like an enforcer. This is superficial of course. In over 97% of analogous events, the inner critic at hand can be linked to a "criticized child" part of him which is protecting the child within him (frozen in time) from further harm. Thus, the childish rebuttal on facebook, because in essence...his inner child wanted to protect his other inner child. God damn that's fucked up, b!!!!





KING ME ...

Do I...do I cry now?

[NYCSPITZ]

yes. yes, you do.

[YDK]

Good.

Because I have been

[oats]

the few people I disliked in HS will get nothing worse than an ignore from me. some of them turned out to be pretty cool. a lot can change in 10 years man.

that being said, even if I didn't live on another continent, I probably wouldn't go to my class reunion. the only people I care to see also live elsewhere.

[veritas]

yah YDK if i'm being real, you mostly just sound like a piece of shit for this. like a psychologically stunted man-boy who hasn't matured past his 18 year old self.

real scummy imo. grow up.

i don't know why you would advertise this for approval on here. this board is populated with well-adjusted grown men who do not think like this.

Dead man painted shade here with a subtleness that Bob Ross would almost certainly approve of if he was still with us.

[veritas]

On the surface, after a cursory glance, it would appear that Dead Man's analysis would be the most accurate. However, given a few more moments to ponder...is it? YDK is a man now - wife, daughter, pacifier, all that shit. It sounds like this bitch was a real d-bag who tried to undermine other people's power by being a lying, duplicitous little cunt. YDK takes exception, which is lol worthy, and the bitch - assuming ofcourse that YDK's aforementioned statements are reliable - is most likely still a bitch.

But let's delve deeper.

According to my analysis, YDK is dealing with a situation in which his fundamental sense of self-worth is being attacked. He most likely experiences this enervating force as a sort of pervasive negative energy, stamping out any and all signs of spontaneity, desire, and creativity. In essence, an inner critic compartmentalized within YDK's psyche, and frozen in time as a young child, takes this woman's presence as an attack on his own sense of sovereignty and self-worth (thus his latent attack on the poor child).

Furthermore, YDK's inner critic has a positive intent - to free him from the negative feeling of loss of the spontaneity and creativity that are his birthright. This in itself is admirable, but let's look deeper, deeper into it until we finally realize how fucked YDK's subconscious has become. Despite the positive intent of his inner critic (again, a small, compartmentalized part of his psyche that started growing over 10 years ago), YDK lashed out and attacked this woman. There are two factors to consider here.

A. YDK's youthful bravado as a result of his champing a horribly diluted AOWL with no competition

B. YDK's compartmentalized psyche form/inner critic attacking the aforementioned woman to protect YDK from further feelings of negativity.

Taking datum B to be the slightly more potent force during the facebook incident, it can be said that his inner critic, which is keeping him safe, is acting like an enforcer. This is superficial of course. In over 97% of analogous events, the inner critic at hand can be linked to a "criticized child" part of him which is protecting the child within him (frozen in time) from further harm. Thus, the childish rebuttal on facebook, because in essence...his inner child wanted to protect his other inner child. God damn that's fucked up, b!!!!





KING ME ...


If this was your aowl verse I can see why you lost king.

[Witty]

I find it difficult to insult a female, probably because of my mothers influence, it makes me feel small.

Also, i am happy dancake is back.

[Witty]

Also most of my classmates are in prison.

Some are dead.

The others have like a million kids.