Week 7: Wavy Crockett vs. Meth [Wavy Crockett Wins]

[BROKE LESNAR]

Due Wednesday Midnight

Wavy Crockett

John McClane: Fuck being a hero. You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy.

Meth

Domingo: Are you guys even real cops? You look like the kids on Halloween.
[the other one One Percenters laugh]
Tom Hanson: If them boys is cops, I’m DEA.
[Schmidt does a fake laugh]
Schmidt: I know! Right? I know! It’s hilarious.
[Schmidt stops laughing]
Schmidt: So why don’t you show us a little respect?
Domingo: Fuck you, pig!
Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: You want to beat my dick off?
Jenko: I’ll beat your dick off with both hands. What’s up? Let’s go.
One-Percenter #1: That’s weird, man!
Schmidt: I think what he was trying to say was, he’s gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that…that your dick’s just gonna fall off.

[Meth]

IM CHECKING IN BUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

lmao - BROKE

[Wavy Crockett]

hey

[Meth]

Spent all this time talking trash to BROKE LESNAR and forgot to write a bar so...

Let's Dance Anyway

You don't scare meth, the fact you think you're a threat is laughs
you know if crocein blood on the floor it's just the the result from his chemist lab

lol

[Wavy Crockett]

Have you layin in blood - kick in ur front door & hit ya face w. the snub
Send shots to Methanol his family, but those hicks'd drink it straight from the drum

[puravida]

wavy with the win.

not feeling that wp, meth. the wording wasnt there.

i actually really liked wavy's. fresh flip for me

vote -@wavy crockett

[Unfukwitable]

I liked both bars here but one just had a smoother and stronger hit to me v/Wavy Croc

[BROKE LESNAR]

tough battle to choose from, both had dope np's, personally i can't attest to whether methanol has been used before, im sure meth has seen it, but it was flipped great

they both were tbh

botw most likely, one thing I can say with certainty is that the winner of this isn't getting a gift card

v-wavy

[Spoken]

I got wavy just clean all aroubd delivery... I felt meth np vud have been better and useless provided a better half np that was way better tbr... lol. Wavy was just clever with it... methanol flips were done manytime but u flipped it nicely

[YDK]

Wavy impressed me tbh nice flip on an old name
Meth has a decent bar as always but wavy got this
Vote wavy

[BROKE LESNAR]

Wavy Crockett Wins