Week 11 chat and predictions

[Adonis]

Week 11


Champion Nigma 5-1 vs. Mr. J 6-2

Contenders: Frank 2-1 vs. EtH 2-0

Razah 5-3 vs. NYCSPITZ 3-1

Fraze 1-1 vs. YDK 3-3

Spoken 0-2 vs. Dearg 0-0

MMLP 1-0 vs. Bobby Bigelow 1-0

Vividlyvague 0-0 vs. Sovereign 0-0

Godcomplex 6-3 vs. Ullr 4-2

2Tripple0 2-7 vs. Systemic Infection 1-0

[Spoken]

Whooooooo

[Spoken]

Adonis Dearg signed in.. where his and Clutbuck match?

[NYCSPITZ]

Champion Nigma vs. Mr. J

Contenders: Frank vs. EtH

Razah vs. NYCSPITZ

Fraza vs. YDK

Spoken vs. King Ra.

MMLP vs. Bobby Bigelow

Vividlyvague vs. Sovereign

Godcomplex vs. Ullr

2Tripple0 vs. Systemic Infection

[Sovereign]

Vividlyvague vs. Sovereign

Your bold text seems pretty... bold... for someone that you've presumably never seen a topical from.

[NYCSPITZ]

my third eye never fails me...

[Adonis]

Adonis Dearg signed in.. where his and Clutbuck match?

Look again


King Ra. slipped through the cracks. He no-showed and did not sign back in

Fixed

[Dearg]

Looking forward to it.

[Adonis]

Up to date Rankings...Haven't posted these in a minute. All records will be added to your account following final week, then again after post-season




Signed IN

WIN/LOSS [# of no show's]* three no shows is potential season ban

Champion: **Nigma 5-1
Mr. J 6-2 [1]

Contenders:
EtH 2-0
Frank 2-1


**GodComplex 6-3
Ullr 4-2
**Razah 5-3
**YDK 3-3
NYCSPITZ 3-1
*Timeless 2-4 [1]
Spoken 0-2
Fraze 1-1 [1]
2Tripple0 2-27
MMLP 1-0
Bobby Bigelow 1-0
Flo Real 1-2
Systemic Infection 1-0
VividilyVague 0-0
Soveriegn 0-0
Dearg 0-0


Signed OUT

Innovator 2-4 [2]
*Rakontur 2-1
ClutBuck 2-0
Dancake 2-2 [2]
Flo Real 1-2
Asylum 1-3
KneeSlap 1-0
Witty 1-0
Objective 1-0
Tyson 1-1 [1]
Dr. Dog 1-2 [2]
Pinot Grij 1-2 [2]
Poet Minder 0-1
King Ra. 0-1 [1]
Soulstice 0-1 [1]
Genocide 0-1 [1]
RawnMD 0-1 [1]
Oats 0-1 [1]
Dominate 0-1 [1]
Hush 0-1 [1]
Artificial 0-1 [1]
Zinaii 0-1 [1]
Sween 0-1 [1]
Jshazo 0-1 [1]
Bloodshed 0-1 [1]
Systemic Infection 0-1 [1]
DeadMan 0-2 [2]
Zen 0-2 [2]

*Denotes participation in week 7 in which loss was not counted. For Tie-breaking scenarios.
** Denotes in season title holder = Automatic playoff bid

[timeless]

Adonis i was gonna vote now since voting was supposed to end in a few hours but yeah, the whole ko thing. Also I signed out but I guess I can brew something up for orange peel.

[PancakeBrah]

Your bold text seems pretty... bold... for someone that you've presumably never seen a topical from.

Vividlyvague's good and you seem weird so it's the safe pick. Most random new people aren't great but maybe you are good luck person.

[Sovereign]

Vividlyvague's good and you seem weird so it's the safe pick. Most random new people aren't great but maybe you are good luck person.

New to Netcees =/= New to topicals.

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah that's a pretty obvious concept but my sentence still works. I hope you do well!

[Sovereign]

Yeah that's a pretty obvious concept but my sentence still works. I hope you do well!

Niceness and respect on a battle website? Well, I won't say it's out of place. Thanks, and good luck to you as well! well, except for the fact that you don't appear to be battling :(

[NYCSPITZ]

V/ sovereign

[Spoken]

Winner winner chicken dinner

[Dearg]

Spoken, I dropped man. Went 32.

[Adonis]

Adonis i was gonna vote now since voting was supposed to end in a few hours but yeah, the whole ko thing. Also I signed out but I guess I can brew something up for orange peel.

Don't trip about the votes. i fucked up, didn't realize you signed out

If you don't want to compete Rakontur PM'd me a few times and said he would post tonight if there was need

[Dearg]

Topic is a bit outta my comfort zone but i think i pulled it off proper.

[timeless]

Don't trip about the votes. i fucked up, didn't realize you signed out

If you don't want to compete Rakontur PM'd me a few times and said he would post tonight if there was need

Its cool I'll stay in, looks as though I may not be working as much now this week, Joaquin took a turn to the east supposedly. I already got nearly 20 lines written. Working overnight at the part time job now bored as fuck crafting these bars

[Adonis]

Its cool I'll stay in, looks as though I may not be working as much now this week, Joaquin took a turn to the east supposedly. I already got nearly 20 lines written. Working overnight at the part time job now bored as fuck crafting these bars

Dope on Joaquin and I miss writing at work. I used to write in my head while at work, just memorizing bar after bar and would come home with like 6 bars.

But that was a horrible technique cause I couldn't memorize a complete verse, so I would memorize 3 short 6 bar verses. They wouldn't be on the same shit, I would then sit down before due date and construct. I lost a lot of battles season 2 that way, but I pushed my brain. I can write a verse in my head now no problem, prefer sitting down though and typing


Glad your writing though brother, murder that shit. Not sure if you read the extra credit I just posted in the mag, don't remember what I said about your verse two weeks ago, but I remember I liked it. go peep when bored.

[Spoken]

Me and dearg open for vots bruh

[sral]

FIRST BATTLE OF THE WEEK IS OPEN FOR VOTES!!!!

Huge respect to Spoken and Dearg for that. Seriously.

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121247

[Dearg]

Thank you. :)

[Spoken]

Word

[sral]

EtH I saw your final comment in the last thread, I work Saturdays and some Sunday's too bruh!

"Friday nights" are essentially a thing of the past for me now haha!

[Dearg]

Weekends are SO 1999.

[Spoken]

Nice verse Dearg

[Dearg]

you too

[sral]

Welcome to the AOWL Dearg!

[NYCSPITZ]

Salutations my brethren.

Ayo how come all my no show losses get added to my record but not my no show wins? No battles yet from seaz 5...

This is simply unacceptable.

Lars please remedy this I am 3-1 and thus 30-30 overall Although in reality I'm probably more like 768-2 if you discount my no shows losesses and add my no show wins.

Thank you

[Dearg]

The confidence is inspiring.

[sral]

I've no power to rectify records.

I'm a stand in mod at best. You need admins to amend records bruh!

[Dearg]

Do I get an award for being first to post? Like a Mr. Potato head or something?

[Adonis]

Salutations my brethren.

Ayo how come all my no show losses get added to my record but not my no show wins? No battles yet from seaz 5...

This is simply unacceptable.

Lars please remedy this I am 3-1 and thus 30-30 overall Although in reality I'm probably more like 768-2 if you discount my no shows losesses and add my no show wins.

Thank you

Records will be updated before playoffs begin, and again, after playoffs finish

[Spoken]

I smell dagel

[Nigma]

lmao makes sense

[Spoken]

Lol.. he too obvi

Yo Nigma check out me vs. Rakontur in the LGPA

[Spoken]

Lol.. he too obvi

Yo Nigma check out me vs. Rakontur in the LGPA

[Spoken]

Lol.. he too obvi

Yo Nigma check out me vs. Rakontur in the LGPA

[Dearg]

I look forward to a rematch with better topic, Spoken. No matter how this battle ends.

[2tripple0]

ffuck man I fucked up last week I lost my internet connection and couldn't vote on any of the battles.... I just sorted everything today so I haven't been online for a while.... I apologize to all the writers and especially the guys running this league.... ive let you guys down drastically

[Dearg]

I'm sure they understand. Shit happens.

[Sovereign]

I posted.

I haven't done a topical in a long as fuck time, so be gentle and shit.

[Mr. J]

I'm writing next weeks mag sraL

[sral]

PM me that ish!

[Mr. J]

After this week is done I'll start up on it

[Nigma]

Lol.. he too obvi

Yo Nigma check out me vs. Rakontur in the LGPA

got my dick hard seeing three notifications but you turned it into an innie with that request. ive never really stepped in those waters but i might check it out later

ps orphans give the best head

[Nigma]

Sovereign I thoroughly enjoy the way you vote

[Sovereign]

Sovereign I thoroughly enjoy the way you vote

That moment when I'm the new guy on the site and I'm trying to figure out whether or not compliments are backhanded.

Thanks, though (assuming this was sincere).

[Nigma]

hahah it was sincere. makes sense that you are new, (redundancy inc), fresh perspectives are refreshing

[Sovereign]

hahah it was sincere. makes sense that you are new, (redundancy inc), fresh perspectives are refreshing

I'm an expat from a longbar site with maybe... three good topical writers? lol. It's pretty much a given that my perspective is different.

[Frank]

0Triple0 record states he is 2-27?

Adonis sraL

[Frank]

What time you need that shit by? Adonis

[EtH]

I'm an expat from a longbar site with maybe... three good topical writers? lol. It's pretty much a given that my perspective is different.

LB has a lot of solid topical writers, they just didn't write long enough to be REALLY good. Dono, Manny, Wigsplit, Enfinite, InCizion. Some good writers. Just never actually write all the time.

[Sovereign]

LB has a lot of solid topical writers, they just didn't write long enough to be REALLY good. Dono, Manny, Wigsplit, Enfinite, InCizion. Some good writers. Just never actually write all the time.

Okay, three good topical writers that I've read stuff from. I was thinking of Dono, Dirty Work, and... uh... you I guess, idk why I said there were three.

EDIT: I didn't realize that Manhattan or Enfinite ever did topicals. Shit's dope

[timeless]

I'm writing next weeks mag sraL

Was gonna offer my services til I seen that. Pm me if u need help I got all the time in the world this week

[sral]

After this week is done I'll start up on it

DOPE SHIT!

[sral]

Was gonna offer my services til I seen that. Pm me if u need help I got all the time in the world this week

WRITE SOME ISH AND WE'LL PUT IT IN WITH THIS WEEKS MAG!

[sral]

Respect Vividlyvague Sovereign

[Razah]

So we're doing 16 weeks for the league!?

[sral]

Yup!!!

[Dearg]

Sounds good to me. Gives me five weeks to go 5-0 (hopefully) lol.

[sral]

OH SHIT, A WILD zygote APPEARS!

[e11even]

Zygote, thy GOAT.

[sral]

LOLOLOL HOW 2triple0 GONNA HAVE AN UNEVEN AMOUNT OF LINES AFTER 10 YEARS OF TEXT THOUGH?!

The man is a MACHINE!

[sral]

lmao 2trip officially the leagues Chuck Norris

He does what the hell he likes!

[Dearg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I

[timeless]

Timeless vs. Foreal opening up

[Flow]

lmao 2trip officially the leagues Chuck Norris

He does what the hell he likes!

Lmao

[Dearg]

Voting.

[sral]

Timeless vs. Foreal opening up

DONE!

[Dearg]

What's the vote limit? Five?

[sral]

4-0 is usually a KO.

If we get a 3-2 votes wise though, I try leaving 'em open until a 2 vote margin has appeared.

[Dearg]

Oh nice. That's definitely fair.

[sral]

There are no limits on how many you can vote on. Every vote helps the league and in helping the league our, where a ranking is tied - those who've helped out more will be given the advantage over those who havent.

Say if its tied between two of you for a champ shot, the more productive head will be chosen by me every time as a sign of respect.

[Dearg]

I'll be voting on anything that's up every time I'm logged on. I usually check up on the site about 4-6 times a day when I find the free time. I own a lot of pets and manage a sporting goods shop so I'm kinda busy, not really lol.

[Dearg]

Does the rep power do anything specifically other than look corny?

[Frank]

Posting 3AM Eastern Time Adonis

[EtH]

Posting 3AM Eastern Time Adonis

Cool if I post a few hours after you? Ended up getting more drunk than I expected and it's currently 3am and it's due 7am (by your number). I have most of it written anyways.

[NYCSPITZ]

ayo I'm gonna need until approx 2:45 am EST. Haven't started yet and have an errand to run, and dont wanna no show

[Adonis]

I can't close shit for another 18 hours so unless Lars gets to them you're safe. G/Luck bitches

[Nigma]

Writing shortly

[Mr. J]

I too shall start writing <3

[Dearg]

Love the Mr. J gimmick.

[Mr. J]

I enjoy leprechauns on a Tuesday

[Dearg]

I enjoy leprechauns everyday as long as it's Warwick Davis.

[Mr. J]

I enjoy leprechauns everyday as long as it's Warwick Davis.

Thats Witty

[Dearg]

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014213/rs_500x318-140313150324-1-LeprechaunRidingInWheelchair.gif

[UnbornBuddha]

Lol, that Leprechaun was the silliest ghoul ever; Leprechaun in the hood is a classic, though.

[Dearg]

The first or the second?

[UnbornBuddha]

There's two of them, bwahahaha, I wasn't aware. I guess the first.

[Dearg]

I've got all of them on DVD, gotta love pawn shops. There's leprechaun: in the hood and leprechaun: back 2 tha hood. My favorites are the original and Leprechaun 4: In Space.

[Dearg]

Lol, that Leprechaun was the silliest ghoul ever; Leprechaun in the hood is a classic, though.

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/most-WTF-quotes/09-most-WTF-quotes.jpg

[UnbornBuddha]

I've watched them all I believe, except for when he ganders back to the hood and the space odyssey of his. Doesn't Jason go to space too? What's with all this 90's villains going to space, I guess haunting the earthly plane wasn't enough for them.

[UnbornBuddha]

Lol, oh he's kinda cute, in a weird monster kind of way.

[Dearg]

Leprechaun 4: In Space
Jason X

Neither Michael Myers, Freddy Kruger, Leatherface, Ghost Face or Hellraiser went to space. Just those two lol.

[Dearg]

Lol, oh he's kinda cute, in a weird monster kind of way.

I promised my dad I'd adopt the Leprechaun when I was a child. He thought it was funny considering the actor is like three times my age lol.

[UnbornBuddha]

Leprechaun will make the best pet out of all of them if you somehow removed his violent tendencies, and Hellraiser is the scariest of them all, I used to have nightmares of him as a kid. He was the fulcrum of many bad dreams until I saw the Ring, which opened up a new can of hellish worms.

[Nigma]

when thinking of something to write about makes your brain hurt

how long do i have?

[Dearg]

Leprechaun will make the best pet out of all of them if you somehow removed his violent tendencies, and Hellraiser is the scariest of them all, I used to have nightmares of him as a kid. He was the fulcrum of many bad dreams until I saw the Ring, which opened up a new can of hellish worms.

Believe it or not, I watched Hellraiser for the first time about a month ago. I didn't find it scary, as an adult. My friend hit me up on Facebook and was like "is your mind twisted yet?" and my reply was "No, but my stomach has a couple times." It was just gnarly imagery lol.

The ring didn't scare me but fuck the grudge/ju-on. That bitch shouldn't exist.

[UnbornBuddha]

I think grudge and ring are not of a different strain. They both share similar prototypical characteristics of the Japanese horror genre, which is twisted and fantastical in the grimmest of ways.

[Dearg]

I think it's the noise and the eyes of the grudge that does it for me. The ring is silent and her eyes are covered. Plus I had an incident at a horror house one halloween that did me over lol.

[UnbornBuddha]

The grudge's moans eventually became the means in which I humanized her and was able to renounce my fear of her otherworldly demeanor , mostly due to the humorous intonation of them.

[Dearg]

I'll tell the story so it makes more sense why I can't handle that bitch lol.

A buddy and I went to this horror house one year for Halloween. It was ten rooms, each having a famous horror character in it. There's the entrance, the door to the next room and an exit in case you're too afraid to continue. We made it through Leatherface, Ghost Face, Michael Myers, Chucky, Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Hellraiser and the cannibals. The 9th room was empty besides a couch in the center. I sat on the couch looking for clues because each room had something that signaled the monster to you (i.e Chucky was when you looked under a bed, Leatherface was when you looked behind a bloody curtain etc). My buddy looks up from his phone and his eyes get WIDE. I'm like "bro...don't fuck with me..." and he backs away a little. I look over my shoulder and there's the Grudge bitch looking at my through the corner of her eye...maybe two inches from my face...and she starts making the noise and slowly turning her head towards me. I screamed like a little bitch and ran out the exit. Which sucks, because if you go out the exit the only way back in is paying the fee all over, and the last room was the main reason we went. Pennywise The Clown. :(

[UnbornBuddha]

Hahaha, you should have given her a hug, who knows maybe even behind that disguise was a beautiful damsel. Anyways, that sounds like a cool horror house, I've never been to one with such detailed enigmas. Maybe, this Halloween I might, usually in my teenage years I went to cause mischief as every kid should. There's this places where you pay and you get locked in a room kind of like Saw and there's zombie-like characters there ready to munch on you, as you try to find the key via clues to escape or something like that. I forgot what they're called.

[Dearg]

That sounds good. Yeah, I've been to a couple. I like to go all out in October or wait until Halloween and go to this party at a pub down on main street. I've been to a Zombie Flag course where there's dozens of people dressed as zombies. You get a two flags. They basically have to try and take your flags while you run a course which resembles apocalyptic towns and forests. That was fun but like $100 a person. There was another which was a huge busted up building that was decorated like the second SAW movie. You have to figure out each puzzle in a time or you 'die'. That was cool too.

[Mr. J]

As long as you need Nigma..well tonight that is

[Mr. J]

yea I just lost that verse...keep it up Nigma

[UnbornBuddha]

Sounds kind of like this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-imX14FxQU

[Nigma]

lol accidentally erased it?

[Dearg]

Sounds kind of like this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-imX14FxQU

Ghost and clown pranks are the best honestly. Though the prank where they dress the German shepherd like a giant spider it funny as fuck too.

[UnbornBuddha]

I agree, there's this little girl demon prank that's absolutely dreadful, in a good way I suppose.

[Dearg]

The elevator one? Or the one with the fucked up mask?

[Nigma]

yea I just lost that verse...keep it up Nigma

wanna keep it shorter then? how many you feelin

[UnbornBuddha]

Both of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb0ODOSyg4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLhKXW__e6w

I think they're exceptionally well done for pranks.

[Dearg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnR_v6uMPjY

[Mr. J]

wanna keep it shorter then? how many you feelin

24ish?

[Dearg]

Both of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb0ODOSyg4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLhKXW__e6w

I think they're exceptionally well done for pranks.

Oh, I liked these...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o0lEAufgXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E1YjIHMxAs

but i especially like this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiR2VE-gm4

[Nigma]

works for me

[Mr. J]

alright give me like another 30 to 95 minutes

[Mr. J]

I have a VHS with your name on it

[UnbornBuddha]

The elevator one is great! Poor old woman, though, scared the bejesus out of her, all in good fun, though. That mutant dog one I wasn't a fan of, looks super fake, but the web at the end was hilarious and a nice touch.

[UnbornBuddha]

Mr. J, come on bring that spirit that you always bring when you face me.

[Dearg]

If your name is Mr. J, you best come with a BANG!

[Dearg]

The elevator one is great! Poor old woman, though, scared the bejesus out of her, all in good fun, though. That mutant dog one I wasn't a fan of, looks super fake, but the web at the end was hilarious and a nice touch.

I'm an animal lover lol. I play guinea pig noises on youtube for my guinea pig, Simba.

[2tripple0]

Lol what's wrong within my name??

[Dearg]

My OCD kicks in when I see two P's in Triple lol.

[Sovereign]

My OCD

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Dearg]

You're a strange one.

[sral]

There have been multiple site errors today at various times so I think it only fair we allow people a 12 hour extension to get their verses in. Surely no one wants a no show win? Take the twelve hours and craft something new or edit your previous effort.

You have roughly twelve hours as this was an exceptional case out of our hands!

[Dearg]

Frank seems okay with no show wins. :o

[sral]

Believe it or not, I watched Hellraiser for the first time about a month ago. I didn't find it scary, as an adult. My friend hit me up on Facebook and was like "is your mind twisted yet?" and my reply was "No, but my stomach has a couple times." It was just gnarly imagery lol.

The ring didn't scare me but fuck the grudge/ju-on. That bitch shouldn't exist.

You have to be Dagel.

LOL

There's a great new Hellraiser boxset release due out, available on pre-order, but the day after its released they'll easily be going for £100+ on EBay and Amazon. I'd order one quick if you're interested.

[Dearg]

I already got the first three for my dad who's a huge Hellraiser fan. Most of them are on Netflix. I think I've only seen the first and one of the newer ones.

[sral]

I've got some FUCKED UP shit. I'll show you one day the level I'm on.

It's too much for some guys here to handle.

Japanese Cat III BDSM shit.

[Dearg]

Lmao, I've seen your taste. I've got my limitations. I like horror. Not gore or snuff films lol.

[sral]

Just had Dr. Lamb, Untold Story 2, Suspiria 3 disc and a Millennium Edition ISOYG delivered.

[Dearg]

I'm waiting for 31 to hit theaters.

[sral]

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Wack.

I'll have to show you when I get home, just got in from gym, off to meet the wife!

[Dearg]

Tell her i said hi.

[sral]

Mags recorded, just needs uploading, those things take time!
Godcomplex

[sral]

http://s1.postimg.org/jxrx9wsdb/image.jpg

http://s1.postimg.org/3vpe3isnz/image.jpg

Dearg

[Dearg]

Wow lol.

[sral]

Step your game up...

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[MMLP]

Bobby Bigelow posted! i have more lines tbh, that wasn't deliberate, i had bout 20 lines wrote down already!

GL

[sral]

lmao MMLP actually knows me in real life and just inadvertently came across those

for shame

[MMLP]

LOL, ive seen your collection, i cant be surprised anymore sraL

[Dearg]

Nobody likes my mag, guess you can delete it. :/

[UnbornBuddha]

Mags recorded, just needs uploading, those things take time!
Godcomplex

For sure man, I'll be patient.

[sral]

Nobody likes my mag, guess you can delete it. :/

2triple0 the gawd a hard act to follow, yo!

[Dearg]

Didn't know it was a competition. I was just writing a mag for everyone because there wasn't one. It's cool though. I'll just battle and call it good.

[sral]

Dearg search for a seller on EBay called Hamm-ashi

They do a SICK looking Freddy glove

[EtH]

Is that shit supposed to be porn?

[Dearg]

how many battles do i have to vote on?

[Spoken]

Lmao

[Dearg]

Three, okay well i voted on six.

[YDK]

Dagel?

[EtH]

Dagel?

Yeah he's Dagely as fuck.

[YDK]

Sure is, funny dagel gets clowned off rb an demodded then suddenly a dagely alias shoes up here

[EtH]

Shoeing up like fuck.

[YDK]

Lol right

[EtH]

Mr. J if you want to talk shit do it in here and stop spamming a battle. Bunch of disrespectful cunts trolling battles the last few weeks.

[Mr. J]

Don't get your anger in a knot I dont think I could bear the humility


I only asked due to voting purposes you went above and beyond the average rant my child
in fact I don't think I disrespected you at all...which I find funny :)

[Dearg]

It's a topical league fellas, we can get along.

[EtH]

You're not disrespecting me. You're disrespecting the dudes making the league. And you know you are, we both know you're just fucking around. It's just the reason Netcees fucking sucks. Dudes are so trolly that they don't mind fucking about in actual battle threads. Some of the best writers on the net....and yet you still get dudes fucking around.

[Mr. J]

Not when the divas are loose

[Dearg]

lol. Check your inbox bro.

[Mr. J]

You're not disrespecting me. You're disrespecting the dudes making the league. And you know you are, we both know you're just fucking around. It's just the reason Netcees fucking sucks. Dudes are so trolly that they don't mind fucking about in actual battle threads. Some of the best writers on the net....and yet you still get dudes fucking around.

I think you may be a tad late to be telling Frank this his reign of terror is over

[Dearg]

Apparently Frank enjoys no shows so i wouldn't push it.

[timeless]

You're not disrespecting me. You're disrespecting the dudes making the league. And you know you are, we both know you're just fucking around. It's just the reason Netcees fucking sucks. Dudes are so trolly that they don't mind fucking about in actual battle threads. Some of the best writers on the net....and yet you still get dudes fucking around.

Who cares? Of course people fuck around. Half my posts here let alone verses are me fucking around. Stop taking this shit so seriously.

[timeless]

Cool mag BTW Dearg

[Dearg]

thanks bro.

[YDK]

Not sure why Mr j is being such a cunt about the rules when its an and/or clearly stated.
Obviously if its stating a maximum it will be which ever is HIGHER and that is the word count.
If you right 4 words per line your sayin you can only use 48 lines? Seems awful short doesn't it?
Or if you write in paragraph style 48 lines is gonna be over 3k words easily that seems a bit much doesn't it?
So if you abide by one of the 2 maximums you are clearly within your rights as stated by the rules.
Under 650 words and going a few lines over 48 should be no problem at all.
The rules are in place to keep us from reading enormous battles like mine an franks 200+ plus line battle 2 seasons ago.

Chill the fuck out an worry bout your own battle fuckin pussies

[Dearg]

Word. I think to keep this misunderstanding from happening again, mods should just make it a line limit and take away the 'or'. Less complicated that way no matter how clear it is. Let that battle go on though.

[EtH]

It you're gonna tell me to "stop taking it seriously" you've defo never set up a league wrote a magazine. Shit takes A LOT of time. You don't want dudes fucking around in battle threads.

Mr. J, what are you on about with telling Frank his "reign of terror is over". I never once said that. I guess I "take it too seriously" but I wouldn't be swaying either.

[Dearg]

Running leagues is fucking ridiculously stressful too lol.

[EtH]

Running leagues is fucking ridiculously stressful too lol.

Yeah man it can be a nightmare. NC's is specifically hard cause there's a lot of us competing and larS does video mags and shit when he's not wanking over foetus porn.

Lads can fuck about with people all they want in places like this but leave the battles clear you know?

[Dearg]

For sure. I don't feel like I was bullshitting in your thread but I probably should've posted my thoughts in here instead. Nothing a mod can't clean up though. My apologies.

[EtH]

For sure. I don't feel like I was bullshitting in your thread but I probably should've posted my thoughts in here instead. Nothing a mod can't clean up though. My apologies.

There's a reason I tagged J and not you in here :D

[Dearg]

For sure man. I'm just here to write, compete and have fun. I'm not here for beef or drama. Y'know?

[YDK]

I don't think they should change the line limit or word limit, just keep fucks in check when they bitch about other peoples battles over common sense.
You put only a line limit in place an people like Frank will write extremely long lines an go 1k plus words but still be at 48 lines.
The or keeps it to where nobody's reading an entire novel of a verse

[EtH]

If it's randomly an issue I can just fuck up the formatting on 8 lines and couple them together.

[timeless]

It you're gonna tell me to "stop taking it seriously" you've defo never set up a league wrote a magazine. Shit takes A LOT of time. You don't want dudes fucking around in battle threads.

Mr. J, what are you on about with telling Frank his "reign of terror is over". I never once said that. I guess I "take it too seriously" but I wouldn't be swaying either.

I ran this league in season 3 for a couple weeks. I also ran/opend a season on RB and made some of the biggest mags that place has ever seen. You buggin about a post like you been hit with a brick kid this is the internet

[Mr. J]

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Agent-Smith-Evil-Laugh.gif

[Dearg]

I don't think they should change the line limit or word limit, just keep fucks in check when they bitch about other peoples battles over common sense.
You put only a line limit in place an people like Frank will write extremely long lines an go 1k plus words but still be at 48 lines.
The or keeps it to where nobody's reading an entire novel of a verse

Frank is gonna write 8-mile long lines no matter what. Guy's style is outrageous.

[YDK]

I ran this league in season 3 for a couple weeks. I also ran/opend a season on RB and made some of the biggest mags that place has ever seen. You buggin about a post like you been hit with a brick kid this is the internet

Your also a wack faggot sooo...there's that

[Dearg]

Oh geez. Who's Timeless?

[YDK]

Modacai or whatever the fuck he went by

[Dearg]

oh nice. guy was dedicated at least. anyone who puts work in is cool in my book.

[YDK]

Just another rb runoff tbh

[Dearg]

To each their own bro.

ps. my open mic needs feed. i'll tickle links.

[Mr. J]

Shouldn't you be writing a verse instead of playing with the other children

[Dearg]

Crosses collab, J?

[YDK]

Shouldn't you be writing a verse instead of playing with the other children

Shouldnt you be votin on quality instead of bitchin about lines compared to words

[Dearg]

YDK, you only got one kid man? I thought you had a second one not long ago?

[Mr. J]

Oh my votes are done kiddo...thanks for your concern <3

[Witty]

I run this place.

What I say goes.

And what I say, is 'vagina'

[YDK]

YDK, you only got one kid man? I thought you had a second one not long ago?

That's my youngest in my avy, gotta son too that's 6

[Dearg]

I run this place.

What I say goes.

And what I say, is 'vagina'

Tell her you miss her whispering eye... tehe...

[YDK]

I run this place.

What I say goes.

And what I say, is 'vagina'

No, don't make the vagina go!

Unless you're referring to Mr j...that vagina can go

[Witty]

I whispered in that bitches eye twice tonight.

TRUE STORY.

[Dearg]

That's my youngest in my avy, gotta son too that's 6

Oh word, they grow fast man. My nephew turned one in August but the kids looks three. It's crazy.

[Witty]

No, don't make the vagine go!

Unless you're referring to Mr j...that vagina can go

I like Mr. J's vagina.

It's smooth and wet...sort of like an otter.

[Dearg]

I whispered in that bitches eye twice tonight.

TRUE STORY.

Check your inbox, Santa.

Also, how's that collab coming? I posted one of the series in the Open Mic already. You and Godcomplex got the next two for me.

[YDK]

Oh word, they grow fast man. My nephew turned one in August but the kids looks three. It's crazy.

Word my baby girl just turned 2 in September, I tried telling her she wasn't allowed to grow up by jess wouldn't let me

[Witty]

Check your inbox, Santa.

Also, how's that collab coming? I posted one of the series in the Open Mic already. You and Godcomplex got the next two for me.

I can get it to you by tomorrow night...can barely type tonight, never mind write lol been a long day.

[Witty]

Oh and word I'm down Dearg

[Dearg]

Sweet. I'll post the collective thread and hope the others get down so we can get some collabs going. YDK you're welcome too.

[Mr. J]

Look how high strung the competition is.....its cute

[YDK]

Thanks man but as of right now I'm slowly gettin away from writing on here till the playoffs

[YDK]

Look how high strung the competition is.....its cute

Lol its cute you think your a competitor

[Dearg]

Word. Wouldn't hurt to join up and bullshit with the chance of collabs though. Y'know?

[Witty]

Look how high strung the competition is.....its cute

I will kill you until you die from it.

[Dearg]

Witty should change his name to Cheshire Grin. It's irish and gangster as fuck.

[Witty]

But....I'm Witty.

:/

[Dearg]

Witness, Le Wittyness, Darryl King, Wit.

[Mr. J]

I'm hurt...













ha...

[Dearg]

*Replaces Mr. J's shock button with a live lobster*

[UnbornBuddha]

As for the line limit controversy, ever since I've been here the enforced rule was to either not pass 48 lines or the 650-word limit. Meaning you could have much more than 48 lines and still be in range if your word limit is appropriate, and vice versa. I've done this countless of times, so for one competitor to be punished for it is nonsensical. I think Mr. J is trolling, lol.

[Dearg]

I think the word limit thing is odd lol. I've always been used to 60 lines being the maximum limit though. So what do I know?

[Witty]

Witness, Le Wittyness, Darryl King, Wit.

You forgot Le Wootyness.

[Witty]

Oh and Witt Romney.

[Dearg]

I don't remember that one. I just remember you picking M. Pulse over me for Words in Motion just for him to no show on you each round.

[YDK]

As for the line limit controversy, ever since I've been here the enforced rule was to either not pass 48 lines or the 650-word limit. Meaning you could have much more than 48 lines and still be in range if your word limit is appropriate, and vice versa. I've done this countless of times, so for one competitor to be punished for it is nonsensical. I think Mr. J is trolling, lol.

I sincerely hope he's just being idiotic and petty than trolling in an actual battle thread. That type of trolling should be a ban from the league for causing such an annoyance, even no shows can earn a ban and that's a minor annoyance.
But I agree the word or line limit has always been pretty easy to understand and follow

[asylum]

I don't always fall off, but when I do, I drag it out for a really long time and blame Adonis for not cutting me off.

[Dearg]

That's what's up.

[UnbornBuddha]

Mr. J is one of the most productive contributors to the topical scene in this site for a while now, while he isn't held in the same regards as others with legendary status that many are partial to in a partisan manner. He nevertheless always seems to make it far without ever really given the light of acknowledgment. I mean I don't really mind the zealot way in which status is inherently endowed here, but it is still my lowly observation, so please take it for what it is. Point is let's not be too harsh on J when he has temporarily lost his mind and disorientated himself by whatever means.

[Dearg]

I think you're both dope and cool, hence why I invited you to join witty and I in Crosses.

[Mr. J]

Madness is as Madness does


regardless I feel as though YDK & EtH are in cahoots
I merely asked a question about lines then suddenly 2 featherweights break out the pillows at the slumber party
causing friction for no reason whatsoever...

its all quite funny to be frank........

[YDK]

Madness is as Madness does


regardless I feel as though YDK & EtH are in cahoots
I merely asked a question about lines then suddenly 2 featherweights break out the pillows at the slumber party
causing friction for no reason whatsoever...

its all quite funny to be frank........

You didn't merely ask a question, you interrupted a battle awaiting votes instigating an argument about a nonimportant rule that everybody understood for ever. You seemed to not understand the reasoning behind eths side of the disagreement and I gave a side from a long time competitor on this site an called you out while doing so because of the disregard you had for another person's battle. Hence why I did it in the chat thread where it belongs instead of the battle thread like you were doing repetitively.
An as for the featherweight slant, I believe I've beaten all the same people you have if not more, so go ahead an rethink your trolling strategy

[EtH]

"To be frank" sounds about right.

[Dearg]

oh d-d-d-d-dear!

[Mr. J]

I didn't bother reading your response but I lol'd at your effort


its a contender match maybe when you reach that point you may complain until then I'd be more concerned about bringing that kind of spunk to your actual writing...so I'd saddle up and call it a night if I were you

[Dearg]

https://lifeconfusions.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/super-excited.gif

[sral]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU GUYS MAKE THIS JOB DIFFICULT SOMETIMES!

The thread is open for votes.

I've called it on my own back.

#PresidentLars

[sral]

All bullshit aside, the league has its most competitors thus far (20) and we only had ONE person no-show this week.

Activity in here is slowly on the increase.

Huge props to everyone involved in making this shit what it is, everyone who gets their verses in extra early and votes them up!

We do this shit for you all.

Glad to know it's appreciated!!!!

[Orc]

Dagel you're not Irish. You're a lonely American man. Stop trying to be Irish, it's not endearing. The closest you got to being Irish was plagiarizing my work and trying to pass it off as your own. You shouldn't even be posting here. The fact you're using a Gaelic word as a moniker is insulting.

Certain

[YDK]

Dagel you're not Irish. You're a lonely American man. Stop trying to be Irish, it's not endearing. The closest you got to being Irish was plagiarizing my work and trying to pass it off as your own. You shouldn't even be posting here. The fact you're using a Gaelic word as a moniker is insulting.

Certain

Lmao shots fired

[EtH]

Orc can you tell Ireland I'm sound and they can waive the fees.

I'm trying to return to Scotland next year for college, but to get the Scottish grant you have to have either been living in Scotland for the last 3 years, and be an EU national. As I'm still Scottish but have been living in Ireland for 12 years, I need to get Irish citizenship (to return to Scotland). This was cool.......until I found out they charge about €1200 in total for citizenship and a passport. Cunts you pay me €60 each week on the dole, how the fuck do you think I'm affording that?

[YDK]

That's some bullshit

Do you gotta pass like a written exam to become a citizen?

[EtH]

Nah I doubt it. I think Ireland works through either naturalization (live in Ireland for the past year, and 3 of the last 5). Also you've got descend-ency (or however you spell or say it) where your parents or grand parents being born in Ireland qualified you. One of my grand parents were born in Ireland but fuck trying to phone up town halls in Donegal to find that shit. Lived here for 12 years straight now so that side'll be fine.

Just need to find a way to raise a grand pretty soon. I'm gonna phone them up and see if I can pay them up over the course of the year.

Ironically, I think one of the things they make you swear is that you intend on remaining in the state. Bitch I'm only joining the state TO leave.

[sral]

Orc can you tell Ireland I'm sound and they can waive the fees.

I'm trying to return to Scotland next year for college, but to get the Scottish grant you have to have either been living in Scotland for the last 3 years, and be an EU national. As I'm still Scottish but have been living in Ireland for 12 years, I need to get Irish citizenship (to return to Scotland). This was cool.......until I found out they charge about €1200 in total for citizenship and a passport. Cunts you pay me €60 each week on the dole, how the fuck do you think I'm affording that?

I'm an immigration services manager.

How can I help?

[sral]

Just need to find a way to raise a grand pretty soon. I'm gonna phone them up and see if I can pay them up over the course of the year.

You can't.

At least, here in England you can't, and they'll have roughly the same thing there with slight changes.

It's a one-off fee.[/quote]

[Dearg]

I won! Yay!

[EtH]

You can't.

At least, here in England you can't, and they'll have roughly the same thing there with slight changes.

It's a one-off fee.

I think the main plus side is you have to pay it AFTER you get citizenship. So if I can not have paid the 950, but still get a passport, they dont really have a choice but to let me pay up or to just not get it.

[Witty]

Orc can you tell Ireland I'm sound and they can waive the fees.

I'm trying to return to Scotland next year for college, but to get the Scottish grant you have to have either been living in Scotland for the last 3 years, and be an EU national. As I'm still Scottish but have been living in Ireland for 12 years, I need to get Irish citizenship (to return to Scotland). This was cool.......until I found out they charge about €1200 in total for citizenship and a passport. Cunts you pay me €60 each week on the dole, how the fuck do you think I'm affording that?

You live in Ireland? Me you and Orc can start a gang and be tuff as fuck.

I have been waiting for this day.

[YDK]

I wanna join I'm good at makin ppl cry

[Witty]

Orc can you tell Ireland I'm sound and they can waive the fees.

I'm trying to return to Scotland next year for college, but to get the Scottish grant you have to have either been living in Scotland for the last 3 years, and be an EU national. As I'm still Scottish but have been living in Ireland for 12 years, I need to get Irish citizenship (to return to Scotland). This was cool.......until I found out they charge about €1200 in total for citizenship and a passport. Cunts you pay me €60 each week on the dole, how the fuck do you think I'm affording that?

Can you get help with it if on the dole? Worth looking in to.

[Witty]

I wanna join I'm good at makin ppl cry

You live in America.

That is very far from Ireland, like 50 miles I think.

This would make gang related activities difficult.

[EtH]

You live in Ireland? Me you and Orc can start a gang and be tuff as fuck.

I have been waiting for this day.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavan lad.