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ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 12:49 PM
Whenever you feel like losing, let me know a time.

Darkside.

Witty
10-05-2015, 12:51 PM
What is a will battle?

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 12:52 PM
What is a will battle?

Probably something you would lose in.

puravida
10-05-2015, 12:53 PM
go vote before you even step into battling at this point

we can talk later.

see ya.

Ghost1
10-05-2015, 12:54 PM
I thought ur name was skeleton...


Darkside.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 12:54 PM
Already been in 14 battles, won them all.

puravida
10-05-2015, 12:56 PM
Already been in 14 battles, won them all.

http://www.mansworld.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wall-thumbnail1863855e80cc351a58.jpg

Witty
10-05-2015, 01:01 PM
Probably something you would lose in.

Lol you aren't on the level of the fox, my friend.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 01:05 PM
Oh lol...it's been so long...I've almost forgot that forums have these cliche god complex mentalities...

Freestyle, I see yall like cock fighting well this rooster's fought plenty
I used to battle in the recycle bin, the loser got emptied

Useless
10-05-2015, 01:13 PM
Why were u battling in the recycle bin tho

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 01:18 PM
God couldn't handle me...

He called me a virus

Useless
10-05-2015, 01:22 PM
A virus in the recycle bin?

Oh nooo's

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 01:27 PM
Lol I get it, nitpicking a freestyle verse due to intimidation to avoid the risk of having a third of your battles be losses...

Useless
10-05-2015, 01:32 PM
Bags will battle u.........but ONLY in the recycle bin

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 01:41 PM
God can't put me back in the recycle bin, I beat him...

Witty
10-05-2015, 02:08 PM
Oh lol...it's been so long...I've almost forgot that forums have these cliche god complex mentalities...

'Whenever you feel like losing, let me know a time'

puravida
10-05-2015, 02:09 PM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/Qw4X3FKmqNqVKuDubNS/200_s.gif

puravida
10-05-2015, 02:15 PM
I'm laughing out loud if you actually pronounce echelon like that and decided to go with that name. LOL

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 02:18 PM
I understand what you're trying to prove...but I do not have a god complex...

I've just done this too many times and can predict the outcome...

*Walks in to forum looking for a battle*
*Gives tiny bait*
*Bait obviously gets ate*
*Persons full of bait pretend to not be affected and or above the standard of the typical internet poster while avoiding the intended purpose of the forum*
*Keeps wondering why people keep avoiding the inevitable (most likely to set a time trap/ a trap set by intimidated people who get a head start on writing and then ask for a battle in a short time span)
*Patiently waits on the brave soul who will understand defeat, but will pretend to not be affected by the outcome*

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 02:19 PM
I'm laughing out loud if you actually pronounce echelon like that and decided to go with that name. LOL

You're wrong...

I'm sure you've heard that more than once today...

puravida
10-05-2015, 02:22 PM
negged

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 02:23 PM
Oh god no, an anonymous neg!?!

My life is in ruins...

puravida
10-05-2015, 02:26 PM
Oh god no, an anonymous neg!?!

My life is in ruins...

http://media.giphy.com/media/DK3fnYqONwKgo/giphy.gif

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 02:27 PM
To the person who made the tag "on proxy faggit"

Didn't know my Internet Protocol number had anything to do with you losing, but hey, at least you got a reason now right?

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 02:30 PM
But I'm sure lenox or zelph would be glad you're thinking about them though...

Whoever they are...

Witty
10-05-2015, 02:31 PM
I understand what you're trying to prove...but I do not have a god complex...

I've just done this too many times and can predict the outcome...

*Walks in to forum looking for a battle*
*Gives tiny bait*
*Bait obviously gets ate*
*Persons full of bait pretend to not be affected and or above the standard of the typical internet poster while avoiding the intended purpose of the forum*
*Keeps wondering why people keep avoiding the inevitable (most likely to set a time trap/ a trap set by intimidated people who get a head start on writing and then ask for a battle in a short time span)
*Patiently waits on the brave soul who will understand defeat, but will pretend to not be affected by the outcome*

You got me fucked up, I'll battle you and win.

Set it up.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 02:34 PM
You got me fucked up, I'll battle you and win.

Set it up.

Ok. By friday? 16 - 20 limit

How do I vote on these battles with no polls?

Witty
10-05-2015, 02:36 PM
That works for me.

You just type a vote and post it.

Batty
10-05-2015, 02:42 PM
http://memeshare.net/memes/4/3983.png

I am hat.

~RustyGunZ~
10-05-2015, 02:52 PM
Lets see your 14 battles

mayniuhh
10-05-2015, 04:01 PM
I suck at battling maybe you should battle me

Ghost1
10-05-2015, 04:01 PM
Ayo but....my name hold weight
I used to battle in the soda bottle....loser got sprayed


Darkside.

sral
10-05-2015, 04:20 PM
Hey Ekelon.. What's with the name, couldn't find a better one?
Two fingers spread across the head a spot, you're getting popped.
Let's get it on...
Your threads more washed then the ones on Cashiers sweater was.
I'm a demi-god who never stops.
You brand new leather soft, your lexicon ain't even ever on the same echelon.
Know how to connect the barrel to the pump and don't even got a bartender job...

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 04:52 PM
Hey Ekelon.. What's with the name, couldn't find a better one?
Two fingers spread across the head a spot, you're getting popped.
Let's get it on...
Your threads more washed then the ones on Cashiers sweater was.
I'm a demi-god who never stops.
You brand new leather soft, your lexicon ain't even ever on the same echelon.
Know how to connect the barrel to the pump and don't even got a bartender job...

Ars bars cars fars gars jars lars mars pars rars sars tars vars wars

thats nash

Batty
10-05-2015, 05:05 PM
Ayo but....my name hold weight
I used to battle in the soda bottle....loser got sprayed


Darkside.


BARS.


I laid on the floor and sucked robranda hooters...got milk?
I USED TO BATTLE AT THE SCOTTISH BAR... LOSER GOT KILT.

SUNNY SIDE UP NUGGA

Witty
10-05-2015, 05:05 PM
Wars?

I don't think that works.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 05:07 PM
Wars?

I don't think that works.

I think you missed my "That's Nash!" comment, or maybe didn't understand it...

I'm not impressed...

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 05:13 PM
Freestyle, you people ain't makin' sense with the bars and thinkin' now your famous,
I asked her roids (asteroids) to calm it (comet) down before this Jew put her (Jupiter) son (Sun) in your anus (Uranus)

BARGOD
#Darkside

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 05:18 PM
Still don't make sense? Like DNA I'm finna start blamming my topics,
I think your mother is a slut because your aunty buy all dicks (antibiotics)
#NASH #BARGOD #DARKSIDE #RIP

sral
10-05-2015, 05:29 PM
Im like Harry Potters godfather. Why's that? Cause I'm known to be Sirius.
You go for da win (Darwin), I'm stylin (Einstein) bring the Hawking (Hawk in) to prove there ain't no G in yas (genius)


Lightside

Clutbuck
10-05-2015, 05:31 PM
LMAO LARS COOKED HIM

NC, WHO IS THIS NIGGA?

Diablo
10-05-2015, 05:33 PM
LARS EASY 3-0

I THOUGHT THIS DUDE EKE SAID HE HAD BATTLED BEFORE WTF?

SMH THIS YOUNG BOY ONE OF THE WORST TEXTCEES IVE EVER SEEN SPIT

SMGDM

Hush
10-05-2015, 05:38 PM
This guys a faggot

Useless
10-05-2015, 05:38 PM
Ayo but....my name hold weight
I used to battle in the soda bottle....loser got sprayed


Darkside.

gettin' more butts than an ash tray...
I used to battle in a bag.....loser got ass rape


Darkside

Useless
10-05-2015, 05:39 PM
This guys a faggot

Easy killer.....no need for name calling

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 05:40 PM
I'm a faggot? You're a faggot magnet
Used to battle in front of Dot Mob, loser had his ass gripped

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 05:41 PM
LARS EASY 3-0

I THOUGHT THIS DUDE EKE SAID HE HAD BATTLED BEFORE WTF?

SMH THIS YOUNG BOY ONE OF THE WORST TEXTCEES IVE EVER SEEN SPIT

SMGDM

Thank you, your opinion means so much to me!

Diablo
10-05-2015, 05:45 PM
Do you really believe that proxy your using keeps you anonymous?

It doesn't.

There's a reason we use Javascript at start up here and a valid email address is required.

A valid email address that you have to use JavaScript to receive the confirmation email.

HideMyAss or Tor can't even get around that. It's why sites use it. Those things only work where JavaScript isn't required you moron.

Keep talking shit to the wrong person and watch this go from 0-100 real quick for you.

Pussy.

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 05:53 PM
Do you really believe that proxy your using keeps you anonymous?

It doesn't.

There's a reason we use Javascript at start up here and a valid email address is required.

A valid email address that you have to use JavaScript to receive the confirmation email.

HideMyAss or Tor can't even get around that. It's why sites use it. Those things only work where JavaScript isn't required you moron.

Keep talking shit to the wrong person and watch this go from 0-100 real quick for you.

Pussy.

I think you have misunderstood me...

Ahemm....

I'm kinda famous around Battle Rap

https://twitter.com/NessLee/status/505568426791014400
https://twitter.com/MRDIZASTER/status/503048313865007104
https://twitter.com/MRDIZASTER/status/493444652708536320
https://twitter.com/LushOne/status/556532929124245504
https://twitter.com/_rone/status/548592295743094784

I don't have anything to hide, I just prefer a proxy...so I'm not really taking your "threats?" to heart...

Keep tryna pocket check me and I won't ghost write for your favorite battle rapper no more...

Witty
10-05-2015, 06:25 PM
I think you missed my "That's Nash!" comment, or maybe didn't understand it...

I'm not impressed...

If it were my intention to impress you I would have inserted my forearm inside my rectum upon first contact.

puravida
10-05-2015, 06:29 PM
Boasting about a damn streak?
ahahaha... Get your 1st L, if you keep spittin that weak
those out-dated concepts showed exactly what u are. Here you're just an ant, eke (Antique)

ekelon luvs cock meat sandwiches
10-05-2015, 06:57 PM
Boasting about a damn streak?
ahahaha... Get your 1st L, if you keep spittin that weak
those out-dated concepts showed exactly what u are. Here you're just an ant, eke (Antique)

Talkin out of place I'm thinkin' your a diva
Takin my sarcastic bars serious, what kind of name is puravida
First sayin "Bruh's ill, he in another plane" (Brazilian)
You're right, now go find the head of your dame in Curitiba

Darkside

Batty
10-05-2015, 08:11 PM
This feels like 2003 freestylin.
Hairy Coochie, Gary Busey, (Gare E Bue Cee)

#naw

Diablo
10-06-2015, 02:13 AM
I think you have misunderstood me...

Ahemm....

I'm kinda famous around Battle Rap

https://twitter.com/NessLee/status/505568426791014400
https://twitter.com/MRDIZASTER/status/503048313865007104
https://twitter.com/MRDIZASTER/status/493444652708536320
https://twitter.com/LushOne/status/556532929124245504
https://twitter.com/_rone/status/548592295743094784

I don't have anything to hide, I just prefer a proxy...so I'm not really taking your "threats?" to heart...

Keep tryna pocket check me and I won't ghost write for your favorite battle rapper no more...

That doesn't make you famous. It makes you a fanboy.

Do you really think saving Twitter convos with Rone about wanting to fuck him from December is really that impressive?

You a cornball lame.

Watch who you're talking to when you're around me faggot.

puravida
10-06-2015, 02:18 AM
I just clicked on the links.


Close thread.

What a fuckboy.

Meth
10-06-2015, 02:21 AM
fuck it you know meth the man
Used to battle in a soup kitchen... Loser got canned

Orc
10-06-2015, 03:49 AM
Ekelon lame on otbva and unsurprisingly it transferred to here

ill nik-A
10-06-2015, 06:51 AM
My eyes hurt

Forced wordplay in Parentheses whatta surprise

Wack faggot

sral
10-06-2015, 07:51 AM
lmao this joke madd thirsty for laura used up tarsi too

https://mobile.twitter.com/officialekelon?p=i

Amen.
10-06-2015, 08:04 AM
lol @ all the reaching word plays

holy lets beef structures has arrived to NC.

Allen Knight
10-06-2015, 08:40 AM
This feels like 2003 freestylin.
Hairy Coochie, Gary Busey, (Gare E Bue Cee)

#naw

hahahah

veritas
10-06-2015, 09:39 AM
I'm the lyrical miracle
the empirical spiritual

mayniuhh
10-06-2015, 11:46 AM
oh god let's beef is/was awful. Also...

hi.

That said, why are you bragging about having less followers than you following?

Batty
10-06-2015, 02:14 PM
Treat a nigga like an apple pie when I get hot I'm gonna bake fruit
I used to battle at the Code Red bottling plant... loser just had to make Dew
Hitting Homers off these bitches, watch me babe Ruths
Ekelon stay beneath the Prez here... Abe's shoes

Lightside

veritas
10-06-2015, 03:32 PM
Intimidated people make tags?
Shit I put wolf dick in bags.
then I put wolf dick in Bags.
then I smash Moira on agro-crags


GUTS.

Ghost1
10-06-2015, 06:43 PM
Lol moira. Vintage panning.

Batty
10-06-2015, 07:43 PM
Oh we name droppin now? Mmmmk...

Neva write letters to Em... Stan's gimmick
Stabbed my dad and was like DAD? loser had to pan demick
MY PLAN: mimic the greats, then snatch the bike of Detour
BEEP BEEP...
Now I'm blowing up like Zelph's lip, Wile E Coyote with the C4
But wolf dicks are better and the fox is my friend
13.50 in my pocket, bet Tonio flips rocks in the pen
Rick Moranis gettin buff, chill with Dan and the jocks in the gym
SUPA DAVE with the flip phone, Llama kickin rocks in the end...
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER, I'm eating steaks with Diode
Eddie logging out as robranda, logged back in in guy mode
I throwed-up on ill-nik's Jordans, cuz I'm down with the sickness
Counted the wrinkles in Destro's avatar, created a punch with the quickness
Even tho yall know I retired from the bidness and no longer making records:
Last time I saw that many lines around a mouth, Jasmine St.Claire was breaking records
Shout outs to Masaii, the alpha male of betas
Big ups to BIG GAME, numba 1 amongst my haters
And word to Cheyyyeah, who predicted the comeback of Sega
Word to Bag's drapes, Beyond's eye and Warthog you a playa

Big ups the rat face assassin Skizzo and Hacksaw Jim Thuggin

veritas
10-06-2015, 08:14 PM
Hacksaw jim duggin,
Your numbers a lie, that's McLovin.
V gets bitches twerking, that's clit rubbin.
I'm on that Gummo glue and ya bitch gon sniff somethin
See I got the lasers like pew pew pew
Amen vs muff bros who tops who?
Lookin at des' face like who flung poo?
And the bitches bags bang belong in the zoo.
Punches write themselves cuz these lames all busted
DDT ya gram and she pooted.....that's crops dusted
How these wack emcees thinking they got keys but their locks rusted?
Everything I speak upon has logic thats spock's trusted.

Shout out to colonel mustard.