View Full Version : The "Who'd Win In A Fight" Thread
Dearg
10-10-2015, 12:06 AM
I'll start.
J.J. Watt or Rob Gronkowski?
Dearg
10-10-2015, 12:23 AM
Your suppose to give two choices after your answer friend.
Ronda Rousey or Money Mayweather.
Rousey
Hillary or bill Clinton
Dearg
10-10-2015, 12:33 AM
Bill, I think there's a demon trapped behind that down syndrome face.
Obama or Osama
Osama, he's actually killed ppl and not just by cutting off their healthcare
Mikey Cyrus or Shakespeare
Dearg
10-10-2015, 01:24 AM
Shakespeare, there were a lot less laws and a lot less ways to catch a killer back then.
Dana White or Vince McMahon
McMahan he actually been in fights even if they were scripted
Peter Griffin impersonator or ja rule
Dearg
10-10-2015, 01:30 AM
Peter Griffin Impersonator, Ja Rule would probably just try and whip his dick out or call his old cellmates.
Jason Statham or Tom Cruise
Osama, he's actually killed ppl and not just by cutting off their healthcare
We already seen how that weird down.
Osama literally sleeping with the fishes.
8===D~~~~(}:
10-10-2015, 02:56 AM
Larold wins
jilti
10-10-2015, 03:00 AM
Diode vs jilti
8===D~~~~(}:
10-10-2015, 03:34 AM
Vs wins
Lol'd
Dearg
10-10-2015, 03:37 AM
Beyond.
Diasick or Cody Phoenix (Dia can't answer this one)
8===D~~~~(}:
10-10-2015, 03:39 AM
Beyond.
He whose name shall not be spoken or Cody Phoenix (Dia can't answer this one)
How the fck do you have over 200 posts and you joined this month? Stop being a Belligerant
How the fck do you have over 200 posts and you joined this month? Stop being a Belligerant
I see you tho
Chill Phil
10-10-2015, 08:04 AM
How the fck do you have over 200 posts and you joined this month? Stop being a Belligerant
Cody
A grizzly bear or a silverback gorilla
mayniuhh
10-10-2015, 05:21 PM
silverback EASY
your hoe ass mom or your dead ass dad?
Certain
10-10-2015, 06:43 PM
That's a stupid question, so I won't dignify it.
I think this entire thread should be dedicated to the concept of Bags and Diode vs. VERITAS but he gets a hunting knife that no one knew he snuck into the arena.
Diode
10-10-2015, 07:03 PM
I will grapplefuck his beard to death.
Certain
10-10-2015, 07:19 PM
I know you'd win one-on-one. But let's say VERITAS has a knife with a good grip, maybe something that makes it almost impossible to pry of his hand.
Honestly, Bags might just be a sacrificial lamb in any scenario.
Diode
10-10-2015, 07:45 PM
I know you'd win one-on-one. But let's say VERITAS has a knife with a good grip, maybe something that makes it almost impossible to pry of his hand.
Honestly, Bags might just be a sacrificial lamb in any scenario.
I would not get within 30 feet of a knife wielding maniac.
.308 from 300yds.
lol
Witty
10-10-2015, 07:45 PM
lol idiot bags.
veritas
10-10-2015, 07:50 PM
VERITAS WINS.
your ego is hubris.
Ghost1
10-10-2015, 08:04 PM
That's a stupid question, so I won't dignify it.
I think this entire thread should be dedicated to the concept of Bags and Diode vs. VERITAS but he gets a hunting knife that no one knew he snuck into the arena.
Lol this sounds legit
veritas
10-10-2015, 08:15 PM
I am fixing to watch Sicario. If I return afterwards and see that diode and anthony wish to partake in the game of their murder I will be more than happy to oblige.
Stares coldly into your frail soul.....
Certain
10-10-2015, 08:46 PM
I would not get within 30 feet of a knife wielding maniac.
.308 from 300yds.
lol
See, I'm just so damn compelled now. You and Bags (unarmed) vs. VERITAS (with a knife) in a 20-by-20-by-20 cage that can be scaled.
Witty
10-10-2015, 08:52 PM
If bags dies I get the robot mask.
Witty
10-10-2015, 08:57 PM
If veritas dies I get his beard.
If diode dies I get everything he owns cuz it's all awesome.
If they all die I will basically be a superhero.
Certain
10-10-2015, 08:58 PM
And The Fox will clean the corpses of their flesh.
~RustyGunZ~
10-10-2015, 08:59 PM
I think Bags and Diode would win, but one would die or be very hurt at least
Depends if V is smart enough to stab diode a million times first.
Witty
10-10-2015, 09:00 PM
And The Fox will clean the corpses of their flesh.
This guy.
This guy knows.
I will grapplefuck his beard to death.
Solid image
Certain
10-10-2015, 09:24 PM
I think Bags and Diode would win, but one would die or be very hurt at least
Depends if V is smart enough to stab diode a million times first.
Basically it all depends on if Bags is willing to play bait (with the hopes that Diode can take down VERITAS before Bags gets it).
Witty
10-10-2015, 10:10 PM
Skinny bags or fat bags?
~RustyGunZ~
10-10-2015, 10:12 PM
I think it's not too relevant
Either way he's a pawn for diodes victory
~RustyGunZ~
10-10-2015, 10:13 PM
I think it's not too relevant
Either way he's a pawn for diodes victory
veritas
10-10-2015, 10:44 PM
I have returned.
On what basis do any of you perceive that diode defeats me 1 on 1. Let alone with me having a bladed weapon?
veritas
10-10-2015, 10:48 PM
http://i59.tinypic.com/2j0co60.jpg
~RustyGunZ~
10-10-2015, 10:48 PM
Cus you're a weird hermit with an online phd
Growing a beard doesn't make you physically intimidating james
We see through right to your weak chin
PancakeBrah
10-10-2015, 10:49 PM
Because you won't have a bladed weapon. After Diode shoves bags head first into the knife he'd attack while the blade was still stuck in his temple, effectively taking you on while youre one handed. Gg.
It's the smart play. You'd be preaching about egos and colavitos while simultaneously holding back tears, knowing you lost your soul mate. You'd never see diode coming in with the flying hadouken scissor lock.
Ghost1
10-10-2015, 11:12 PM
Serious doe this lonely fagot gonna try an stab me w them batman envelope openers? Lol nigga please.
PancakeBrah
10-10-2015, 11:16 PM
Plus his car is sideways.
Bigger problem.
veritas
10-10-2015, 11:28 PM
Serious doe this lonely fagot gonna try an stab me w them batman envelope openers? Lol nigga please.
Those are cold steel Karambits you ignorant sloth.
Perhaps you would prefer it long and black......like your sister?
http://i60.tinypic.com/2m6snl4.jpg
veritas
10-10-2015, 11:38 PM
I have nothing to prove. Bring diode on. Anthony is a non factor.
Diode
10-11-2015, 12:10 AM
This is real life. You can't Professor X yourself some kind of self defense. You'd be lost out there.
~RustyGunZ~
10-11-2015, 01:36 AM
Lol that wood paneling doe
Certain
10-11-2015, 03:21 AM
OK, Joe Metts and Frank Metts join the cage as Bags and VERITAS lie dying on top of one another. Diode can't get to V's knife.
Diode vs. the Metts brothers. No weapons, but Joe has a chicken sub that's still warm. Who wins?
Lol that wood paneling doe
lmao V living in Jerkoff Cabin
Dead at Egos and Colavitos lmaooo repped
veritas
10-11-2015, 09:18 AM
Diode real talk.
For nearly the last decade I have worked with the dangerously psychotic and criminally insane.
We are trained in physical combat sir.
I have respect for your bjj but please trust that evading and reversing grapples is muscle memory.
Also more truth: i have been in many physical conflicts. And won. In real life...with these people. Dangerous people trying to hurt and maim and even kill.
You compete in a dojo with rules.
Also I know you. I know the emptiness. You are a cloud without rain. You do not have the will for war. I on the other hand am more than willing to do to you what you are not willing to do.to me.
Try to grapple me. I will stick my finger so deep into your eye socket that I will finger your brain like a G spot. I will bite off your tongue. I will break your bad knees.
We are an equal match physically. We have both been trained. But.....I am far superior in the art of war.
You, and any who step....will lose.
VERITAS WINS.
Destroyer
10-11-2015, 09:29 AM
I trained in kenpo karate for 12 years
this included training in many weapons also
bo staff, escrima sticks, knives, tonfa, three sectional staff
I'm proficient in all the above
I also don't run around talking about how many asses I can kick
that's how I know anyone who does is full of shit
the truly trained don't speak on it
All I know is Detour would win against anybody
Genre Over
Amen.
10-11-2015, 09:50 AM
dia vs dagel
Amen.
10-11-2015, 09:52 AM
Diode real talk.
For nearly the last decade I have worked with the dangerously psychotic and criminally insane.
We are trained in physical combat sir.
I have respect for your bjj but please trust that evading and reversing grapples is muscle memory.
Also more truth: i have been in many physical conflicts. And won. In real life...with these people. Dangerous people trying to hurt and maim and even kill.
You compete in a dojo with rules.
Also I know you. I know the emptiness. You are a cloud without rain. You do not have the will for war. I on the other hand am more than willing to do to you what you are not willing to do.to me.
Try to grapple me. I will stick my finger so deep into your eye socket that I will finger your brain like a G spot. I will bite off your tongue. I will break your bad knees.
We are an equal match physically. We have both been trained. But.....I am far superior in the art of war.
You, and any who step....will lose.
VERITAS WINS.
this nigga should be HOF
dead ass leaned the piss & shit out of me
veritas
10-11-2015, 11:17 AM
I trained in kenpo karate for 12 years
this included training in many weapons also
bo staff, escrima sticks, knives, tonfa, three sectional staff
I'm proficient in all the above
I also don't run around talking about how many asses I can kick
that's how I know anyone who does is full of shit
the truly trained don't speak on it
Yeah fe. I just said it because diode acts like he is Steven segal. Way to brag on your training in a non bragging post.
Strikta would win the cage fight by sheer starvation.
Nobody got more food stamps than him an nobody wants to run the risk of catcbin aids by makin him bleed
V, bags, metts, they'd all just wait to be let out while strikta ate heartily off his 2mill in food stamps each month
Diode
10-11-2015, 11:33 AM
bunch of garbage krav maga nonsense.
Diode
10-11-2015, 11:34 AM
I trained in kenpo karate for 12 years
this included training in many weapons also
bo staff, escrima sticks, knives, tonfa, three sectional staff
I'm proficient in all the above
I also don't run around talking about how many asses I can kick
that's how I know anyone who does is full of shit
the truly trained don't speak on it
GOD FORBID ANYONE HAVE FUN ITT
OLD MAN DESTRO KICKING US ALL OFF HIS LAWN
THREAD'S OVER, BOYS.
SORRY.
Diode
10-11-2015, 11:35 AM
OK, Joe Metts and Frank Metts join the cage as Bags and VERITAS lie dying on top of one another. Diode can't get to V's knife.
Diode vs. the Metts brothers. No weapons, but Joe has a chicken sub that's still warm. Who wins?
unless i can rub the mrsa from frank's leg on the sub and wait it out, i am taking this L
Amen.
10-11-2015, 11:35 AM
steven segal lmaoooo
Diode
10-11-2015, 11:40 AM
Yeah fe. I just said it because diode acts like he is Steven segal. Way to brag on your training in a non bragging post.
aikido is a joke
stop
I'll shoot destro in the nuts with a paintball gun from 50 yards
Bo staff your way outta that shit old man
who would win in a fight between Dagel and a wet paper bag?
who would win in a fight between Dagel and a wet paper bag?
It depends
Did the wet paper bag fuck his gf?
If so bag wins and treated like a god
If not...bag wins
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