So I'm officially living with a woman (why is everything so tidy?)

[Witty]

Moved my stuff today...makes sense money wise, never lived with a woman before, most ex's it's just been fucking and getting drunk...give me tips on how to man this place up...it is way too neat and organised, I am not comfortable living like that.

[Razah]

You smashing or nah?

[YDK]

Just leave your shit layin around, she'll either pick it up or leave it lie

Both are good

[Witty]

You smashing or nah?

Yah.

YDK she is obsessively clean, nothing stays on the floor for more than a minute.

[YDK]

Yah.

YDK she is obsessively clean, nothing stays on the floor for more than a minute.

Those are good if you can handle the nagging

My girl is like that to an extent but she realizes when I lay a shirt on the couch or somethin to just let it be cuz I'll be putting g it on eventually

She use to put em away an it drove me crazy cuz I'd get out the shower an pick out an outfit all over again

[Plot]

yeah it sucks..
My gf to be wifey soon, sings a song "tidydick" to the theme of Spiderman.
Its horrible, you cant be messy how you want to..
I flick boogers next to the couch..idk man its grown up probs

[~RustyGunZ~]

I have a man cave otherwise I am not allowed to man anything up

You might not succeed witty

[YDK]

I have a man cave otherwise I am not allowed to man anything up

You might not succeed witty

Probably the only way, man cave ftw

The most you can do to man it up, is have a slight input on paint color or bedsheets but...she'll give you like 2 choices, both girly, and you decide the least girly

[Witty]

I have an allocated spot in the fridge for my alcohol.

It's a start.

[YDK]

Get you a smoking spot now too
And if you ever expect to cheat, start showering now at all types of different days and times and middle of the night type shit that way if you ever do cheat, you can take a shower right away without any questions like "why are you takin a shower at 3 am after drinking at the bar?" Like bitch I always shower after drinking at 3am!

[~RustyGunZ~]

Don't cheat on her witty

If you don't love her and want other vaginas to fiddle with just tell her and who knows what will happen

Don't break her heart though, that's not cool

But yeah figure out smoking areas

I have the porch no one uses and man cave

[Witty]

Don't cheat on her witty

If you don't love her and want other vaginas to fiddle with just tell her and who knows what will happen

Don't break her heart though, that's not cool

But yeah figure out smoking areas

I have the porch no one uses and man cave

I never would, couldn't do it...even thinking about it and imagining her being heart broken fucks with me, she's way too cool man, I couldn't do that shit to her.

And yeah I smoke out the back where my dog now lives lol

[Mr. J]

YOU WOULDN'T WANT A WOMAN WITH A MESSY VAGINA WOULD YOU?








WOULD YOU WITTY HUH?

[Witty]

YOU WOULDN'T WANT A WOMAN WITH A MESSY VAGINA WOULD YOU?








WOULD YOU WITTY HUH?

I've had a few.

And honestly...no, it's disgusting.

I like a clean woman who can keep her house and belongings clean, and I am by no means a horrible slob, I'm 'man clean' as my gf likes to say...she takes that shit to another level tho.

[Mr. J]

I clean after I smoke a fatty sometimes....word

[Nameflip]

Have kids love life be happy

Happy wife is a happy life

[REAL LIFE]

Time to grow up fox.

[REAL LIFE]

Here is sage advice.

Whatever hobby you had before this...make sure you keep it....no matter what.

[Dearg]

keep it in your car or she will throw it away.

[Nameflip]

keep it in your car or she will throw it away.

Digging the sig man fr

[Dearg]

Digging the sig man fr

I'm pretty bad at telling sarcasm from sincerity, but with 'num lock' on just hold ALT and type 01354 using the numbers on the right side of your keyboard then release the ALT key. It'll give you a cross. There's other combinations and symbols too.

[Nameflip]

Sounds fucking gay

[Dearg]

like your name.

[Frank]

Witty

tidy room = tidy mind

you'll begin showing up to topical battles, because now you will actually be able to find your computer in the mountain of filth LOL

[Eŋg]

like your name.

post less. if at all.

will work out better for you.

[~RustyGunZ~]

keep it in your car or she will throw it away.

And don't let her fuck your friend right?

[EtH]

I have an allocated spot in the fridge for my alcohol.

It's a start.

In other words "I'm gonna fill up this entire fridge with beer, but I'll keep it away from this salad shit cause I dont want them touching"?

[Witty]

In other words "I'm gonna fill up this entire fridge with beer, but I'll keep it away from this salad shit cause I dont want them touching"?

yah pretty much.

[EtH]

Sometimes I go in the fridge and my mum has put some shit like coleslaw next to the Dutch Gold and I feel like throwing it out the window. Get that shit away from my cans bitch.

[Witty]

You should probably murder her tbh.

[EtH]

I was thinking about it but she bought me the cans. Life eh?

[Dope girl]

good

[dead man]

Eth how old are you?

[Ghost1]

So eth lives w mom. I am not shocked nc. I am not.

[Ghost1]

Eth how old are you?

LOL get outta my head niggah

[Ghost1]

Ayo but one more post LMAO

Eth in here trying to relate to witty life about living with a woman.......using his mother as the woman



Lol



I just can't

[Ghost1]

QUAD POST DEAD DEAD DEAD

also fuck off witty

Gimme her phone number I'll tell her the pw to the hidden forum on rmbva

[Witty]

QUAD POST DEAD DEAD DEAD

also fuck off witty

Gimme her phone number I'll tell her the pw to the hidden forum on rmbva

I'll tell your eyes the pw to be able to see your dick again faggot.

That was a fat joke.

[Ghost1]

Lmao!

Sometimes I pretend that I kno u irl. I'm the funny one. But people like u too.

[Witty]

Lmao!

Sometimes I pretend that I kno u irl. I'm the funny one. But people like u too.

What do we do?

Fun stuff?

[Ghost1]

Not really. No.

[Witty]

Oh.

[sral]

Ayo but one more post LMAO

Eth in here trying to relate to witty life about living with a woman.......using his mother as the woman



Lol



I just can't

lmao I didn't even read his post properly where he still lives with mommadukes

damn

can't remember a time I didn't live with a woman tbh

[Flow]

Witty youll fail. You can not man shit up. She will clean it all regardless.... and cook and wash and everything. Women do this to deskill you so you become dependant and can not leave. This is where the old ball and chain saying comes from. You are now a prisoner.... i hope she swallows. My prays to you and your mates.

[Chill Phil]

Moved my stuff today...makes sense money wise, never lived with a woman before, most ex's it's just been fucking and getting drunk...give me tips on how to man this place up...it is way too neat and organised, I am not comfortable living like that.

"happy wife, happy life."


you're gonna have to learn to pick and choose your battles, and you're also gonna have to learn that you're the one that's not in control. also, when it comes down to arguing, don't get stuck in the trap of trying to prove that you're right about anything. what's important is that you clearly express how a particular action or set of words made you FEEL. Not that you're right, but you have feelings about whatever. it'll help you avoid a lot of bullshit fights, where she'll somehow flip something unrelated on you and make you sleep on the couch.

lastly, it's best to raise your standard a little, and try to keep tidy. eventually she'll get mad and say you clean like a boy (which isn't good enough) and she'll take over, but you'll be responsible for vacuuming, doing the dishes, taking out the trash, and opening up pickle jars.


good luck my friend

[sral]

lmao that last half of phil's post is dead accurate

we have designated "man jobs" in our household that are mine to do

every one phil mentioned tbc

[veritas]

Phil is on point.

In my home we call it "Playing to our strengths".

I despise washing dishes, but I don't mind emptying dish washer. So we do that. I take out the trash. I do laundry. She puts a new bag in the trash can. She folds clothes and puts them up.

play to your strengths Fox.

[Witty]

Thanks bros, sound advice all round.

[Frank]

Don't show this week whatever you do

or you'll be obliterated, plain and simple lad

[Witty]

Lol I look forward to it.