Meth
10-14-2015, 08:30 PM
Intro'Sup guys. I'm going to try to keep this short. Sucks Knuckle didnt put up a mag but... yeah. This shit's got some dope heads in it. A lot of people in the tourney that could win it all. Unfortunately neither of the past 2 Fall Brawl Champions (First was Bey i think second was Cash but I don't feel like checking to confirm.) signed in but we can definitely make due without them. As long as you guys show this can be really good, someone will put up a mag every round (if they don't I will smh) to keep ya'll motivated so drop some dope shit and let's make this dope.
Battler Previews
Infiltration
To be honest I don't remember much about dude. A year gone is a long time guys. But he must at least be pretty good, because him and Tic made it to the Tag Finals before losing to top tier Allen Knight and Legend Resin M-I-C. So, I'm just gonna assume he's mid tier. idk. Sorry bud.
Plot
Sorry bro I don't remember much about you either. I know you been around, probably since I started I think. So he knows what he's doing. I'm not sure if he's the type of guy to get any upsets or not, but if someone comes half assed he can definitely get some dubs, good luck.
Fraze
I think he's a topical head. Seen him around discussion he seems pretty cool. Apparently he's going on hiatus tho so he's probably no showing this.
kemizt
Don't know much bout this dude either. What I do know is he's in the contender's match for the 1-2 league over at Arby's, so he has to at least be decent. Hopefully he'll come correct and surprise some people.
Alistan/Sup Fool/Pzes/Larold
No idea who any of you are. Drop dope though.
Schadenfreude
Apparently he was good back in like, 1977 or something. He's come back because he got bored in real life, and he's here to hurt us with his words. Nah, i think he champed RM's league back when they had a league. So that's impressive. Hopefully he will shake of all the rust and surprise some people.
R!canTheoryz
The probably champion of this tournament. R!can is the best text battler of all time. He can not be beaten, ever. He won't be beaten. His opponents will have to hope that he's rusty because R!can is the GOAT.
YDK
YDK is a topicalist at heart. He's wrote a book too. His battle skills are ok. He made it to a 1-2 punch champ match last year I think, lol. He could surprise some people if they slack.
Spoken
aka Storyteller. He will tag you. And he will AIM you. You will be annoyed. So annoyed you quit battle rap. Spoken wins by NS.
Lotto Smirk
I remember Lotto Smirk being ok. But that's it. Don't remember much more about him.
Frank
He's a topicalist and he's really good at it. But I'm pretty sure he's terrible at battling. He talks like he's not though so that's fun. Maybe he will surpise his first round opponent but that's not likely.
Bags
NC's undisputed champ. He's won everything. Twice. I don't think he battled much while I was gone so maybe there's some ruse but Bags is good enough to shake that off with east in his warm up against Frank. True contender to win the tournament.
Bash
Bash is good. He's got some hard hitting shit when it hits, but he can have some misses that really hurt him sometimes. He's another contender to win the whole thing so don't sleep.
Cred
Cashhhhhh. Sup bro good to see you back. Cred is good but he's always slightly disappointing because his shit is never as good as you want it to be. Maybe he rushes his stuff too much idk. Hopefully he come correct because he can be another contender to win the thing.
Resin M-I-C
One of the best ever. Apparently he's been showing lately too, I think he beat Muff in the tourney at RMBVA so that's cool. He just won the tag title with Allen. So he must still be pretty good. Hopefully he shows the whole tourney. Definitely a contender for the belt here.
Greed
I think this is also Pryde. If so he's ok. Not bad but real good either. He's been doing it for awhile tho. He COULD get some wins if he ups his game a bit.
Chyeahhh!!!
Chyeah is pretty good. A different style but he's solid. He can get some wins too. If he ups his game he could be a contender.
Tic
Tic is pretty good. He made it to the finals with Inf in the tag. I think he won a newbie tourney here? Idk. I think so tho. He's another contender at winning this whoooolllle thing.
Unfukwitable
Unfuk creative as fuck. He got some wording issues but he's definitely good and he can definitely win the whole tournament.
Meth
I'm really good.
Useless
Useless is really good too. He's got solid wording and good concepts. He champed the 1-2 here and is always in the top ranks over at Arby's. Contender to win it all.
JShazo
JShazo is apparently a top head at RMBVA I guess. So that makes him pretty good, I guess. I didn't read any of the Site Battle stuff so idk. I'm gonna assume that he has the skillset to win this tournament, and bring it back to RMBVA.
Aero
Aero is good. As much as people don't like to believe it, he has been pretty good for a long, long time. Contender to win if he shows.
Timeless
I think he's been around a long time. I also think he's a topical head? Maybe I;m not really sure. Drop some dope stuff bro.
Wavy Crockett
Alias of someone good. Don't know who. He's a contender if he shows.
Witty
Witty is a topicalist but he can drop some cool battle stuff. He will probably no show tho so he has more time to write his verse for Ekelon in the battle arena.
Destroyer
Destroyer is dope. He got some real cool shit when he cares and he's definitely a player in this shit. He got good concepts its all about execution for Des. He's a contender for the belt.
Puravida
Props to this guy for taking it to the chin here and at Arby's but steady improving with each drop. We all started somewhere bro we can't be dope right away. Keep improving and you'll be there one day, bro.
ill nik-A
Da GOAT. Da HoF. Nik has probably beat your favorite textcee in 3 different decades. Nah but for real Nik STILL has it, and I haven't seen any signs that he's gonna slow down anytime soon. A win here would further cement Nik's Legend status. Contender and favorite to win the tourney.
Swerve
Swerve another dope head. he's got some good wins under his belt and he been doing this a really long time. He's canadian tho so that sucks, he's def a contender to win this whole thing.
Joe Metts
Joe Metts only battle'd a few times in the last few years that I know of. But even then, he managed to get to SC Finals in 2013. Those are the last battles i remember from homie but he was rock solid then. He's a contender if he shows.
Flo Real
Flo Real is ok but his wording is shitty sometimes and thats where he lacks, he's got the skill to pull off a surpise but his 1st rounds a tough one.
Previews
Infiltration vs. Plot
This is open, go vote.
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121356
fraze vs. Kemizt
Fraze is going on hiatus, so Im pretty sure Kemizt will win. 99/1
SupFool vs. Alistan vs. Schadenfreude
Schaden the only one I know so he gets my vote.
80/10/10
R!canTheoryz vs. YDK
pfffftttttt. R!can da GOAT.
1000000/-10000000
Spoken vs. Lotto Smirk
Spoken's ok but I think Lotto is ok'er. One will probably no show. If not, I think Lotto has the edge here but this could be a solid battle.
52/48
Bags vs. Frank
This could be an interesting read but it will be a Bags body Bag.
99/1
Bash vs. Cred
Might be the most interesting battle of the round. These guys are similar in some ways but also very different in their approach, I think Cred still shaking off some rust but I hope they both come correct.
Bash 52/48
Resin M-I-C vs. Greed
This one could also be interesting depending if both show obviously, and what Greed drops. Hopefully he'll prove sraL right and up his game for a legend. Resin will drop good, hopefully he doesn't sleep.
Resin 80/20
Chyeahhh!!! vs. Tic
Another good first round battle. Tic is good and so is Chyeahhh but I think Tic is better and has a style that better fits into text battling norms.
Tic 70/30
Unfukwitable vs. Pzes
Unfuk is good and idk who pzes is so
unfuk 90/10
Meth vs. Useless
Hate previewing my own battles but it would prob take me 10 years to get someone else too. Useless is good and I think I am too. I'm still shaking some rust but this'll be good. We'll give ya guys a good read.
Good battle 100/0
JShazo vs. Swerve
Still assuming JShazo is good but i know swerve is good so
Swerve 75/25
@Aero Faggot McBoogerballs vs. timeless
Like I said before i think timeless is a topical guy so aero should have no problems here. Maybe timeless is good tho idk so dont sleep aero
Wavy Crockett vs. Witty
da witness. hes a dope writer but i still dont think hes ever really got battles down. hes solid but not as good as he could be if he settled in, showed and did like a whole season of nbl to refine himself. wavy seems to be pretty good but he is obv alias scum ofc,
wavy 65/35
Destroyer vs. puravida
Pura has steady been improving but hes not there yet. Des is a defined battler with a good skillset who should have no problem dispatching pura.
Des 85/15
ill nik-A vs. Larold
Idk who larold is nik is the favorite to win the tourney so
nik 99/1
Moe Jetts vs. Flo Real
Joe Metts is dope hoping he shows. Flo real is not as dope and also no shows a lot iirc. Hopefully both show and we can have a cool read here but either way I got Joe with the edge.
70/30
Classic Fall Brawl Battle
Neighbor vs. Dominate
Neighbor
Dominate aka Im_Pissed
No one's doubtin you're Aussie.. any punch you string up is nonsense
I mean, this faggot's wrestled w/ a croc EVERY time he's had to think of a concept
& your girl's down to deep throat me 'til her jawbone gets damaged
That bitch lies on her back & does grunt work that'd undercut most auto mechanics
Stick C4 to your front door.. this pussy blindfolded w/ both arms tied
I'll put a packet to IP address that'll send him straight to a Cloud when it goes online
Ruin ya plans.. act untouchable, I'm on the next flight w/ Uzis in hand
It's nothin to get you drawn & quartered across the border like the Vetruvian Man
Heard you went to the clinic, but givin head's like your reason to live
This fag's idea of a tissue culture's the shrine in his bedroom made of Kleenex & jizz
You got carried in TTT, then tried givin ya broham the third degree?
Ain't even land anything & still slowed up Aer traffic worse than Homeland Security
This ain't a classic, it's painful.. watchin you get battered & mangled
We all know you're Sugar Shane, punches'll put you in retirement like his match w/ Canelo
Run up w/ the mask.. let you take a swing before I murder ya set of twins
& the second Domicile make sure the ceiling's their brains' new permanent residence
I throw the beastliest shots, so catchin a win here's the easiest odds
I'm the go-to decision.. or there's a Bigg Rigg in this fight worse than the one GSP robbed
Dominate
Neighbor aka Outlaw
U get ripped off buying groceries. That story made u look like a faggot brah
I mean, you Spaced Out & got Jewed Law… and I ain’t talkin bout Gattaca
Your mom’s a dating site slut. Tell her stank ass to hit the showers
Anyone that Smelt that bitch or Mackerel be back on Plenty of Fish within hours
Neigh’s pussy & a wretched vet. He’ll go into hiding when the techs are flexed
Pfft… I’ll shake ‘em up and this Doodle disappear like a fuckin etch a sketch
You juice & get assfucked. Either could put u in shock & have ya heart in pain
Fuck it, stay taking a Pole or Roid… u’ll get the picture when u start to shake
I’m in the tub getting sponged down by hoes w/ extravagant skills -
Getting lathered by milfs, while only time u get a backwash is drinking the last of the milk
This frail faggot got Rabdo from lifting, & I gotta see this as weakness
If we seeing Neigh bodybilled … it’s as 'the most feminine physique with a penis'
& he wonders about his girl’s past. I told em “Neigh she did an orgy”
But the way he denies that Big Bang Theory it could fuel the Creationism story
Stop pretending you’ll land that 6 figure job. We’ve had enough dude
Only reason ur money’s where ur mouth is is cuz ur poor & have a Buck tooth
& I feel like I gotta tell ya… your girl is carrying my bastard homie
I went from playing tonsil hockey with her to slipping one past the goalie
Power Rankings
1. ill nik-A
2. Bags
3. Resin M-I-C
4. Joe Metts
5. Destroyer
Outro
All I got time for. Make this tournament dope. I did this mag because I didn't wanna see another tourney fail like KOTS or anything. Show up, drop dope, and vote on battles. I'm out.
Battler Previews
Infiltration
To be honest I don't remember much about dude. A year gone is a long time guys. But he must at least be pretty good, because him and Tic made it to the Tag Finals before losing to top tier Allen Knight and Legend Resin M-I-C. So, I'm just gonna assume he's mid tier. idk. Sorry bud.
Plot
Sorry bro I don't remember much about you either. I know you been around, probably since I started I think. So he knows what he's doing. I'm not sure if he's the type of guy to get any upsets or not, but if someone comes half assed he can definitely get some dubs, good luck.
Fraze
I think he's a topical head. Seen him around discussion he seems pretty cool. Apparently he's going on hiatus tho so he's probably no showing this.
kemizt
Don't know much bout this dude either. What I do know is he's in the contender's match for the 1-2 league over at Arby's, so he has to at least be decent. Hopefully he'll come correct and surprise some people.
Alistan/Sup Fool/Pzes/Larold
No idea who any of you are. Drop dope though.
Schadenfreude
Apparently he was good back in like, 1977 or something. He's come back because he got bored in real life, and he's here to hurt us with his words. Nah, i think he champed RM's league back when they had a league. So that's impressive. Hopefully he will shake of all the rust and surprise some people.
R!canTheoryz
The probably champion of this tournament. R!can is the best text battler of all time. He can not be beaten, ever. He won't be beaten. His opponents will have to hope that he's rusty because R!can is the GOAT.
YDK
YDK is a topicalist at heart. He's wrote a book too. His battle skills are ok. He made it to a 1-2 punch champ match last year I think, lol. He could surprise some people if they slack.
Spoken
aka Storyteller. He will tag you. And he will AIM you. You will be annoyed. So annoyed you quit battle rap. Spoken wins by NS.
Lotto Smirk
I remember Lotto Smirk being ok. But that's it. Don't remember much more about him.
Frank
He's a topicalist and he's really good at it. But I'm pretty sure he's terrible at battling. He talks like he's not though so that's fun. Maybe he will surpise his first round opponent but that's not likely.
Bags
NC's undisputed champ. He's won everything. Twice. I don't think he battled much while I was gone so maybe there's some ruse but Bags is good enough to shake that off with east in his warm up against Frank. True contender to win the tournament.
Bash
Bash is good. He's got some hard hitting shit when it hits, but he can have some misses that really hurt him sometimes. He's another contender to win the whole thing so don't sleep.
Cred
Cashhhhhh. Sup bro good to see you back. Cred is good but he's always slightly disappointing because his shit is never as good as you want it to be. Maybe he rushes his stuff too much idk. Hopefully he come correct because he can be another contender to win the thing.
Resin M-I-C
One of the best ever. Apparently he's been showing lately too, I think he beat Muff in the tourney at RMBVA so that's cool. He just won the tag title with Allen. So he must still be pretty good. Hopefully he shows the whole tourney. Definitely a contender for the belt here.
Greed
I think this is also Pryde. If so he's ok. Not bad but real good either. He's been doing it for awhile tho. He COULD get some wins if he ups his game a bit.
Chyeahhh!!!
Chyeah is pretty good. A different style but he's solid. He can get some wins too. If he ups his game he could be a contender.
Tic
Tic is pretty good. He made it to the finals with Inf in the tag. I think he won a newbie tourney here? Idk. I think so tho. He's another contender at winning this whoooolllle thing.
Unfukwitable
Unfuk creative as fuck. He got some wording issues but he's definitely good and he can definitely win the whole tournament.
Meth
I'm really good.
Useless
Useless is really good too. He's got solid wording and good concepts. He champed the 1-2 here and is always in the top ranks over at Arby's. Contender to win it all.
JShazo
JShazo is apparently a top head at RMBVA I guess. So that makes him pretty good, I guess. I didn't read any of the Site Battle stuff so idk. I'm gonna assume that he has the skillset to win this tournament, and bring it back to RMBVA.
Aero
Aero is good. As much as people don't like to believe it, he has been pretty good for a long, long time. Contender to win if he shows.
Timeless
I think he's been around a long time. I also think he's a topical head? Maybe I;m not really sure. Drop some dope stuff bro.
Wavy Crockett
Alias of someone good. Don't know who. He's a contender if he shows.
Witty
Witty is a topicalist but he can drop some cool battle stuff. He will probably no show tho so he has more time to write his verse for Ekelon in the battle arena.
Destroyer
Destroyer is dope. He got some real cool shit when he cares and he's definitely a player in this shit. He got good concepts its all about execution for Des. He's a contender for the belt.
Puravida
Props to this guy for taking it to the chin here and at Arby's but steady improving with each drop. We all started somewhere bro we can't be dope right away. Keep improving and you'll be there one day, bro.
ill nik-A
Da GOAT. Da HoF. Nik has probably beat your favorite textcee in 3 different decades. Nah but for real Nik STILL has it, and I haven't seen any signs that he's gonna slow down anytime soon. A win here would further cement Nik's Legend status. Contender and favorite to win the tourney.
Swerve
Swerve another dope head. he's got some good wins under his belt and he been doing this a really long time. He's canadian tho so that sucks, he's def a contender to win this whole thing.
Joe Metts
Joe Metts only battle'd a few times in the last few years that I know of. But even then, he managed to get to SC Finals in 2013. Those are the last battles i remember from homie but he was rock solid then. He's a contender if he shows.
Flo Real
Flo Real is ok but his wording is shitty sometimes and thats where he lacks, he's got the skill to pull off a surpise but his 1st rounds a tough one.
Previews
Infiltration vs. Plot
This is open, go vote.
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121356
fraze vs. Kemizt
Fraze is going on hiatus, so Im pretty sure Kemizt will win. 99/1
SupFool vs. Alistan vs. Schadenfreude
Schaden the only one I know so he gets my vote.
80/10/10
R!canTheoryz vs. YDK
pfffftttttt. R!can da GOAT.
1000000/-10000000
Spoken vs. Lotto Smirk
Spoken's ok but I think Lotto is ok'er. One will probably no show. If not, I think Lotto has the edge here but this could be a solid battle.
52/48
Bags vs. Frank
This could be an interesting read but it will be a Bags body Bag.
99/1
Bash vs. Cred
Might be the most interesting battle of the round. These guys are similar in some ways but also very different in their approach, I think Cred still shaking off some rust but I hope they both come correct.
Bash 52/48
Resin M-I-C vs. Greed
This one could also be interesting depending if both show obviously, and what Greed drops. Hopefully he'll prove sraL right and up his game for a legend. Resin will drop good, hopefully he doesn't sleep.
Resin 80/20
Chyeahhh!!! vs. Tic
Another good first round battle. Tic is good and so is Chyeahhh but I think Tic is better and has a style that better fits into text battling norms.
Tic 70/30
Unfukwitable vs. Pzes
Unfuk is good and idk who pzes is so
unfuk 90/10
Meth vs. Useless
Hate previewing my own battles but it would prob take me 10 years to get someone else too. Useless is good and I think I am too. I'm still shaking some rust but this'll be good. We'll give ya guys a good read.
Good battle 100/0
JShazo vs. Swerve
Still assuming JShazo is good but i know swerve is good so
Swerve 75/25
@Aero Faggot McBoogerballs vs. timeless
Like I said before i think timeless is a topical guy so aero should have no problems here. Maybe timeless is good tho idk so dont sleep aero
Wavy Crockett vs. Witty
da witness. hes a dope writer but i still dont think hes ever really got battles down. hes solid but not as good as he could be if he settled in, showed and did like a whole season of nbl to refine himself. wavy seems to be pretty good but he is obv alias scum ofc,
wavy 65/35
Destroyer vs. puravida
Pura has steady been improving but hes not there yet. Des is a defined battler with a good skillset who should have no problem dispatching pura.
Des 85/15
ill nik-A vs. Larold
Idk who larold is nik is the favorite to win the tourney so
nik 99/1
Moe Jetts vs. Flo Real
Joe Metts is dope hoping he shows. Flo real is not as dope and also no shows a lot iirc. Hopefully both show and we can have a cool read here but either way I got Joe with the edge.
70/30
Classic Fall Brawl Battle
Neighbor vs. Dominate
Neighbor
Dominate aka Im_Pissed
No one's doubtin you're Aussie.. any punch you string up is nonsense
I mean, this faggot's wrestled w/ a croc EVERY time he's had to think of a concept
& your girl's down to deep throat me 'til her jawbone gets damaged
That bitch lies on her back & does grunt work that'd undercut most auto mechanics
Stick C4 to your front door.. this pussy blindfolded w/ both arms tied
I'll put a packet to IP address that'll send him straight to a Cloud when it goes online
Ruin ya plans.. act untouchable, I'm on the next flight w/ Uzis in hand
It's nothin to get you drawn & quartered across the border like the Vetruvian Man
Heard you went to the clinic, but givin head's like your reason to live
This fag's idea of a tissue culture's the shrine in his bedroom made of Kleenex & jizz
You got carried in TTT, then tried givin ya broham the third degree?
Ain't even land anything & still slowed up Aer traffic worse than Homeland Security
This ain't a classic, it's painful.. watchin you get battered & mangled
We all know you're Sugar Shane, punches'll put you in retirement like his match w/ Canelo
Run up w/ the mask.. let you take a swing before I murder ya set of twins
& the second Domicile make sure the ceiling's their brains' new permanent residence
I throw the beastliest shots, so catchin a win here's the easiest odds
I'm the go-to decision.. or there's a Bigg Rigg in this fight worse than the one GSP robbed
Dominate
Neighbor aka Outlaw
U get ripped off buying groceries. That story made u look like a faggot brah
I mean, you Spaced Out & got Jewed Law… and I ain’t talkin bout Gattaca
Your mom’s a dating site slut. Tell her stank ass to hit the showers
Anyone that Smelt that bitch or Mackerel be back on Plenty of Fish within hours
Neigh’s pussy & a wretched vet. He’ll go into hiding when the techs are flexed
Pfft… I’ll shake ‘em up and this Doodle disappear like a fuckin etch a sketch
You juice & get assfucked. Either could put u in shock & have ya heart in pain
Fuck it, stay taking a Pole or Roid… u’ll get the picture when u start to shake
I’m in the tub getting sponged down by hoes w/ extravagant skills -
Getting lathered by milfs, while only time u get a backwash is drinking the last of the milk
This frail faggot got Rabdo from lifting, & I gotta see this as weakness
If we seeing Neigh bodybilled … it’s as 'the most feminine physique with a penis'
& he wonders about his girl’s past. I told em “Neigh she did an orgy”
But the way he denies that Big Bang Theory it could fuel the Creationism story
Stop pretending you’ll land that 6 figure job. We’ve had enough dude
Only reason ur money’s where ur mouth is is cuz ur poor & have a Buck tooth
& I feel like I gotta tell ya… your girl is carrying my bastard homie
I went from playing tonsil hockey with her to slipping one past the goalie
Power Rankings
1. ill nik-A
2. Bags
3. Resin M-I-C
4. Joe Metts
5. Destroyer
Outro
All I got time for. Make this tournament dope. I did this mag because I didn't wanna see another tourney fail like KOTS or anything. Show up, drop dope, and vote on battles. I'm out.