HOF me.

[Allen Knight]

if faggot Bags gets in hof...i should, cuz im better than him in everything in life.

real talk.

since im retiring & all.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Bags in HoF is a joke

[Frank]

AIYO I USED TO SLAP YOU UP

YOU WANNA GO STILL?

[Meth]

Allen Knight prolly the most consistent battler of this generation of text. or something

idk

i been here since 2011

some guys been in and out but allen always been in, winning shit, finishing top 2 in shit. top of the rankings in nbl etc.

always goes under the radar too. im even guilty of it.

i think i called him upper mid tier in a mag likw 2 years ago and he won whatever the tourney was to spite me i think lol

i think it was one of the tag tourneys idk

TL;DR

Allen has a case to be made.

[Witty]

I vote yes.

And since I'm the best textcee of all time, that means he is in.

Nah rly tho, he seems to deserve it.

[Kill Spree]

Vote yes

[Ghost1]

if faggot Bags gets in hof...i should, cuz im better than him in everything in life.

real talk.

since im retiring & all.

LOL hof of fagot pencil beard fagots maybe

[Allen Knight]

Allen Knight prolly the most consistent battler of this generation of text. or something

idk

i been here since 2011

some guys been in and out but allen always been in, winning shit, finishing top 2 in shit. top of the rankings in nbl etc.

always goes under the radar too. im even guilty of it.

i think i called him upper mid tier in a mag likw 2 years ago and he won whatever the tourney was to spite me i think lol

i think it was one of the tag tourneys idk

TL;DR

Allen has a case to be made.



<3

[Allen Knight]

LOL hof of fagot pencil beard fagots maybe

http://media.tumblr.com/022cf8562831f68ae617f65ca9d33a61/tumblr_inline_mhwjsfJq4g1rompwx.gif

[Ghost1]

Lololol

[veritas]

Take bags hof away and give it to allan. Then kill allan.

[~RustyGunZ~]

you and resin win the tag tourney? if so I'd say yes

was jsut waiting for a bigger tourney accomp for my nod

[Junto]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ct5x98BYX_o/UxarxeM0UAI/AAAAAAAAHYw/hKdjmcGquHU/s1600/bryanYES.gif

[jilti]

Allen Knight has to defeat me first

[Destroyer]

Allen knight lost to me in a fight night on RB the first time I ever posted on RB and I half assed the shit out of my verse


so, there's that

[Useless]

LOL hof of fagot pencil beard fagots maybe

Ehh...concept was aite but I didn't like the wording...


V. Allen

[Spoken]

Leaned Useless

But yo AK shud be in tbr.

[PancakeBrah]

The first battle I ever did on Netcees was a pic battle vs. Allen. I won.

If he gets HOF I get HOF that's the rules.

[Spoken]

Lol get em'

[Allen Knight]

you and resin win the tag tourney? if so I'd say yes

was jsut waiting for a bigger tourney accomp for my nod

yup we did..



& im cool, so that should make me in auto.

[YDK]

I vote no

Because everybody always disagrees with me


So congrats you're in

[Meth]

Dancake if u in because u beat him im double in because i beat him twice

yo but real talk id say allen gets in.

maybe not right this second but hes right on the brink imo

true ncg too for extra points

[Resin M-I-C]

.. surprised ur not in .. yess

[Allen Knight]

Dancake if u in because u beat him im double in because i beat him twice

yo but real talk id say allen gets in.

maybe not right this second but hes right on the brink imo

true ncg too for extra points

u beat me one time ina fn, but im done battling.

[Allen Knight]

.. surprised ur not in .. yess

my nigga.

[Meth]

u beat me one time ina fn, but im done battling.

i beat u in a fn on nc1 too.

thought u won the one that happened here tho. still remember sideshow bob that line was sick as fuck

but word bro fn's count as like 1/4 a win anyway lol.

v/ allen

[oats]

I beat him in a fight night pretty easily tbh but I'm the uncrowned GOAT so no shame in that.

vote: yes

[Allen Knight]

lol i hate u both, but i got love for yah'll.

[Amen.]

allen should be HOF tbh

only nigga I know that could consistently force wordplays and still get them quoted lol

he deserves it

[Adonis]

post you best bar ever please, or favorite

[Chill Phil]

I beat Allan knight in a...fucking...a fucking...uhhh, scribble scraps battle on 411skype back in '02

[Allen Knight]

allen should be HOF tbh

only nigga I know that could consistently force wordplays and still get them quoted lol

he deserves it

my wordplays impeccable, u son of a bitch.

[Lotto Smirk]

Suprised he's not already in tbh....

[sral]

allen should be HOF tbh

only nigga I know that could consistently force wordplays and still get them quoted lol

he deserves it

lmao Allen one of my faves tbh

[Ghost1]

Who decides these things now a days any ways?

[Destroyer]

Who decides these things now a days any ways?

Klaus Baudellaire

[Meth]

lmao.

there was a voting panel featuring some hof'ers, some respected members, and some staff

idk anymore tho

[Ghost1]

Klaus Baudellaire

Here r my reps sir

[Certain]

Back when I gave a fuck, I told Allen Knight that he'd be the next person on a Hall of Fame ballot. The last one (with ill nik-A and dead man getting in and Vulgar and Neighbor not) was about six months ago.

[Certain]

Also I vote quaker oats into the Hall of Fame.

[Orc]

Hi Certain. We've never communicated but I'm studying Journalism at the minute. Do you think I could send you some features for you to critique as I feel you are established in some form of editing field. Thanks.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Klaus Baudellaire

lmfao

and hell nah allen

[Allen Knight]

lmfao

and hell nah allen


sonned.

[Meth]

Knux coming out the shadows just to son allen knight lmfao

whatyearisit

[Ghost1]

sonned.

Attagirl.

[Certain]

Hi Certain. We've never communicated but I'm studying Journalism at the minute. Do you think I could send you some features for you to critique as I feel you are established in some form of editing field. Thanks.

Sure.

[NYCSPITZ]

Hi Certain. We've never communicated but I'm studying Journalism at the minute. Do you think I could send you some features for you to critique as I feel you are established in some form of editing field. Thanks.

Negative, hades. Your hubris is unwarranted as you're only backed by a cadre of less than 20 internet henchman. Your writing isn't good enough and wordplay is not a replacement for real life experience and writing acumen, which you lack in the true sense. All you do is try to act and look suave...superficially. where's the penetrating insight into reality? riiight, there is none. Journalism is a decaying field anyways, but even in a decaying field you are subpar. OMG NYC YOU ARE A LOSER STFU IDIOT. Ummm, no. Certain works for sports illustrated or some shit. I can out write him on a good day but all you can do is think of dumb ass wordplay my wigga.expand your perspective.

[oats]

Also I vote quaker oats into the Hall of Fame.

guys let's focus on what's really important here.

[Amen.]

just make a poll and there you go

lol wordplays impeccable

yea right nigga hahaa

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Allen Knight ducked me more than Hush, Destroyer, and Pancake put together

I'm gonna say hell no.

[Destroyer]

no one has ever ducked you except for that world-killing planet you keep predicting

[Chyeahhh!!!]

world killing planet? whatever do you mean old man winter?

[Destroyer]

nibiru
Planet X
elenin

pick one faggot

[Chyeahhh!!!]

yes I know of those.... but world killer? Don't recall saying that...ever lol

[Chyeahhh!!!]

and Elenin was a planet?

[Destroyer]

no, it was a bullshit

[Chyeahhh!!!]

nice retract old man. Come correct next time

[Destroyer]

your delusion may be powerful enough to end the world tbh

[Chyeahhh!!!]

but it has never been my opinion that the world would end.

[veritas]

Nyc with the psych retort at ORC.

[Tic]

Lol Destroyer

AK gets my vote.

[Useless]

V. No to the new name lol wtf

[Amen.]

V. No to the new name lol wtf

[Orc]

Negative, hades. Your hubris is unwarranted as you're only backed by a cadre of less than 20 internet henchman. Your writing isn't good enough and wordplay is not a replacement for real life experience and writing acumen, which you lack in the true sense. All you do is try to act and look suave...superficially. where's the penetrating insight into reality? riiight, there is none. Journalism is a decaying field anyways, but even in a decaying field you are subpar. OMG NYC YOU ARE A LOSER STFU IDIOT. Ummm, no. Certain works for sports illustrated or some shit. I can out write him on a good day but all you can do is think of dumb ass wordplay my wigga.expand your perspective.

Thank you for the pointers.

[Allen Knight]

V. No to the new name lol wtf

bro i kno ur not talkin about names.

[Meth]

Sonned

[dead man]

V/ in

[Frank]

How bout me? @deadman

[Useless]

bro i kno ur not talkin about names.

U changed it back????

Lol what was it...something sparrow

[Meth]

Stack Sparrow lol

[Ghost1]

Lol legit thought it was @neighbor

[Allen Knight]

Lol legit thought it was @neighbor


legit will stomp on ur lit on fire corpse right in front of ur slut daughter.
fuckin roof her barbie dolls & fuckin push her stroller into 5 o'clock traffic.

i will ruin somthing in ur life.

[Ghost1]

LOL shut ur fuck ass up. I'll fucking punch ur girlfriend in the mouth with bricks tied to my hands then deflower ur first born child's asshole woth a croquet mallet while I sing a song I wrote about how ur such a dirty garbage spic person line beard shit fuck in the tune of ur a fagot minor.

[Meth]

Ur a faggot minor LOL

[Allen Knight]

lmaoo.

[Allen Knight]

LOL shut ur fuck ass up. I'll fucking punch ur girlfriend in the mouth with bricks tied to my hands then deflower ur first born child's asshole woth a croquet mallet while I sing a song I wrote about how ur such a dirty garbage spic person line beard shit fuck in the tune of ur a fagot minor.

http://www.writerightnow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Sequence-01_2.gif

[Certain]

This is probably the best thing I've written on this site to be honest:
Lunch was a meatball sub, marinara drizzled over it.
Anthony was sober, yet still screamed at the dude who toasted it.
"FUCK! I'm going to fuck this hot milf and need my energy."
Anthony was sober, yet still thought he might be getting V.
But fuck it, Anthony sat down and ate his sandwich,
in Harrisburg, where a swoll I-talian had an advantage
over these small-dick WASPs. Not that his sausage was huge,
but he was all right with it. And he had the meatballs, too.
He knew this one milf named Ally. Her son was autistic.
He'd have that pussy so spread another kid might drop with it.
The text read, "Hey, when can you break for a minute?"
Anthony knew his daughter wouldn't want a retard to visit,
so he wasn't going for the playdate angle that usually works.
Five minutes passed. She responded, "Let's screw after church."
Whoa, Anthony doesn't usually get that kind of reply,
so he sent a pic of his bulge with a tissue-stuffer lining his thigh.
Today was Thursday, though. FUCK! Anthony's patience was thin.
"Hey, can we make it sooner? I might be taken by then."
The joke didn't go over well, but he coaxed a response.
"Sure, my ex has Tommy tomorrow. Come by at, oh, 6 o'clock."
He spent the rest of his night drinking and making a video mag
and no-showing a championship match like he's bigger than that.
He would have jerked, too, but he needed to be ready for sex.
plus his ball sweat was smelling like that sub: spaghetti and death.

Anthony listened to Rocky soundtracks to prepare for the date,
with his persistent 3 o'clock shadow game, he'd swear he looked great.
Axe covered his rotten scrotum. Ally wouldn't know the difference.
So he pulled on his jeans, so fly he even forgot to zip it.
He walks up to her house about five fifty-three.
"Come in." Such a sexy tone. Anthony's thinking, Are you kidding me?
Anthony hasn't been laid once since he created his daughter,
or so he thinks. She's actually spawn of some black dude named Arian Foster.
But whatever. That's neither here nor there, and Ally's both.
She's in a tiny nighty, complete with the Cleopatra pose.
Anthony approaches, ready to get his fuck game on REAL BIG,
and as he goes to kiss her, she reveals a wig.
"FUCK YOU BITCH DIE YOU COCKSUCKER I TOLD YOU I WOULD KILL BITCH!"
"Wait, Ally? Allen. Allen FUCKING KNIGHT?! YOU DID THIS SHIT?"
Allen Knight pulled out the chainsaw under the chair
and sliced Anthony in half with one thunderous snare.
Anthony had a closed-casket funeral, but there's one positive twist.
His daughter met her real father and immediately realized how much more awesome he is.
And she plans to thank Allen Knight some day.
Sexually.
Probably by swallowing dick.

[Adonis]

This is probably the best thing I've written on this site to be honest:



I sent you an email asking if you knew when the last time you updated the AOWL spreadsheet was?

Going to catch it up after this season

[Frank]

Certain

Where is that verse you had written in a southern twang? I want to read that one time real fast old friend. Sup with you. If get the chance, vote on me vs witty this week.

How bout those Mets

Almost feel like you need a Daniel Murphy avy

[Amen.]

so other niggas trying to get HOF in allen knights HOF thread

makes sense

I vote yes for everyone

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

AK deserves it...
But how long are ya going to just keep sending niggas I've bodied into the HOF without even mentioning me?...


Bye...

[Hush]

kar and allen both deserve it

[Amen.]

lol

karaoke definitely should be hof

only nigga I know to make discussion bars dope

[Ghost1]

Why amen the most irrelevant battler on the site got the most posts in a hof thread tho

Stop posting so much. No1 cares wat u think.

[Amen.]

Why amen the most irrelevant battler on the site got the most posts in a hof thread tho

Stop posting so much. No1 cares wat u think.

you on the dick heavy

confirm or deny

[Ghost1]

U in every single thread....how could I not post after u

Smh

Cancer

[~RustyGunZ~]

Karaoke is dope regardless of him being the biggest faggot here but hof is for dominating relevant things not only ever champing the nbl and never getting a single season champ

[sral]

Hi...

AK deserves it...
But how long are ya going to just keep sending niggas I've bodied into the HOF without even mentioning me?...


Bye...

thought you were already in tbh

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Sigh, this racist ass site doesn't want any black hofers...
#teamaero...

Bye...

[Ghost1]

LOL

Beyond don't count?

[oats]

karaoke is like the oats of battling, so he probably deserves the nod

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Allen Knight is black?

damn

[Amen.]

you on the dick heavy

confirm or deny

hey Bags

[~RustyGunZ~]

LOL

Beyond don't count?

Transparently not

[Allen Knight]

Hi...

AK deserves it...
But how long are ya going to just keep sending niggas I've bodied into the HOF without even mentioning me?...


Bye...


werd, damn i forgot about u, u def deserve to be in also imo.

[Witty]

karaoke is like the oats of battling, so he probably deserves the nod

lol vote - oats

[Certain]

I sent you an email asking if you knew when the last time you updated the AOWL spreadsheet was?

Going to catch it up after this season

It was updated through the end of the Season 4 regular season but not the playoffs.

[Frank]

It was updated through the end of the Season 4 regular season but not the playoffs.




Put that Daniel Murphy Avatar on Broski