View Full Version : LMAO SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW I NEED TO FUCKING VENT!!!!! GET IN HERE, BROS!!!!
am so pissed off right fucking now man. I don't know what to do. I need to VENT!!!!!!
So, Ive been to Asda this morning to get a few things for the weekend. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING!
So now I'm like, "WTF", but finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look exactly like my son who just passed away."
I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to. Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mum' to me?" Inside I was like "wth", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves.
The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because after my vouchers it should have been like £40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mum's. I'm like, "What?!!!"
she said, "Your mum said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mum. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum.
Iflew out of the store looking for this Woman, ready to confront her ass, while also being chased by the security! I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg just like I'm pulling yours.
Got ya!
Chill Phil
10-19-2015, 01:57 PM
Ever since I left the city...
Vulgar
10-19-2015, 01:58 PM
loled
Frank
10-19-2015, 02:40 PM
TROLOLOL
Diode
10-19-2015, 02:54 PM
this was all over facebook last week
keep up, baron
Nameflip
10-19-2015, 04:01 PM
This was awesome
Keybored
10-19-2015, 04:25 PM
Your best work yet, solid 8/10
Keybored
10-19-2015, 04:27 PM
"'staring at me phone'' almost had me as you'd do that
By hug shit I'd sussed it.
Ghost1
10-19-2015, 04:30 PM
Late
Diode
10-19-2015, 04:30 PM
there are a lot of dumb people itt
no wonder lars gets away with so many aliases
Nameflip
10-19-2015, 04:42 PM
I'm not on Facebook at all really
Keybored
10-19-2015, 04:50 PM
there are a lot of dumb people itt
no wonder lars gets away with so many aliases
We ain't all got the time to ID check every new member you netcee troll. Us who have offline life's aren't up to date on who's net dating who, i don't understand you?... you let a few dickriding comments go to your head and act like your boss, your shit's no better than mine and I do this when I have the odd few spare minutes, you make the odd few minutes for your social life...
Bags
Diode
10-19-2015, 05:19 PM
i can read your deleted post, fuckwad.
it's been restored so we can all laugh at you.
sraL i used to live in philly, did you know.... i also used to be black
Keybored
10-19-2015, 05:31 PM
i can read your deleted post, fuckwad.
it's been restored so we can all laugh at you.
I misread a comment but go ahead, shits true regardless. And it was aimed at bags, U bags? I'm confused? These aliases aren't helping, ur destroying the community with em? What happens when god forgive some of you finally get girl's, move outta moms basement? Take up dominos etc? Your chasing away the future talent with your troll tactics... Fuckin' arseholes.
Ghost1
10-19-2015, 06:13 PM
Lol wut
Dis dude keyboard mad as fuck an I don't even understand why
Can't let that butthurt from ur failed account crossover to ur new attempt account. Smh.
Lol Jimmies bedazzled like shit
Keybored
10-19-2015, 06:17 PM
Lol wut
Dis dude keyboard mad as fuck an I don't even understand why
Can't let that butthurt from ur failed account crossover to ur new attempt account. Smh.
Lol Jimmies bedazzled like shit
You never done nothing to me personally bags, I just see you as one of the main reasons this sites became a farce. I've Saw you fuckin' trolling' , Shit pisses me off.
Useless
10-19-2015, 06:18 PM
I been duped!
Man Bags trolling is like initiation. It used to be way worse.
Just stop being a pussy
Keybored
10-19-2015, 06:28 PM
Man Bags trolling is like initiation. It used to be way worse.
Just stop being a pussy
He's not trolled me and I apologize for my trolling'
Just think to myself, ''fucks happened man''
I came back online to battle, pass on a bit knowledge to a younger generation etc, yet theres no fucker online... and when some poor badtard does come online he's gone as soon as.
I used to love this fuckin' site man, before all y'all got even decent. Pains to see man really fuckin does.
Ghost1
10-19-2015, 06:53 PM
You never done nothing to me personally bags, I just see you as one of the main reasons this sites became a farce. I've Saw you fuckin' trolling' , Shit pisses me off.
LOL. I'm sorry to have upset u. Please....kick ur knowledge....enlighten the youth.
Ghost1
10-19-2015, 06:55 PM
Man Bags trolling is like initiation. It used to be way worse.
Just stop being a pussy
Nahmean. Sheesh I d9nt even be trynna hurt these dudes no more.
Keybored
10-19-2015, 06:57 PM
It's nothing personal. Not go vent anymore.
uh-oh
10-19-2015, 06:59 PM
while i love lars, and have not read this before on facebook or any other internet outlet
it should have been ignored outright
disappointed in the lot of you.
Ghost1
10-19-2015, 06:59 PM
Good my g. I'm glad we got passed that. Phew.
Keybored
10-19-2015, 07:03 PM
Good my g. I'm glad we got passed that. Phew.
Glad U didn't hit me. I was just Trying to act hard U know, ya ok.
My first stint at Nessy was rough lol.
You and Hush were on me on the daily too.
More Hush than you actually. You were running the newb tourney that Alphabet robbed from me.
You call these new dudes a faggot once and all the times they were bullied in junior high come rushing back
Anyone who can't make it through the first month here of being roasted wouldnt make it here in the long run anyway.
Nameflip
10-19-2015, 07:56 PM
http://memecrunch.com/meme/1RZW8/ha-gaaaay/image.png?w=400&c=1
It wont let me rep you Meth. But you deserved it on last post. And lolz at the guy wanting to come back to enlighten folks with the knowledge..
Dope girl
10-19-2015, 09:56 PM
This why i don't be on fb offten
Lmao sraL
How does it feel to be trolled irl hahahahaha
Adonis
10-20-2015, 12:59 AM
i can read your deleted post, fuckwad.
it's been restored so we can all laugh at you.
What up man? I'm trying to make shit happen in AOWL and you ignore my every attempt. That's fucked.
Amen.
10-20-2015, 05:12 AM
Lmao sraL
How does it feel to be trolled irl hahahahaha
you're lost
Greed
10-20-2015, 05:32 AM
Enjoyed til i was the joke.
Nameflip
10-20-2015, 05:53 AM
What a joke
Keybored
10-20-2015, 04:42 PM
Trolled
Diode
10-20-2015, 10:51 PM
What up man? I'm trying to make shit happen in AOWL and you ignore my every attempt. That's fucked.
no, i appointed people to do that for me an apparently they aren't doing their jobs
i'm busy
Adonis
10-20-2015, 11:07 PM
no, i appointed people to do that for me an apparently they aren't doing their jobs
i'm busy
Sup bro, going to my third Trojan Game of the season, This one I'm only tailgating though, be there at 6am and leave at 7pm
Start the day off with chorrizo and eggs if you know that shit's bout
Diode
10-20-2015, 11:12 PM
Sup bro, going to my third Trojan Game of the season, This one I'm only tailgating though, be there at 6am and leave at 7pm
Start the day off with chorrizo and eggs if you know that shit's bout
meth should be taking care of you now
i am so jelly of that day
that sounds like a great day
i spent all day dealing with a NG fireplace
fuck my day
Adonis
10-20-2015, 11:17 PM
meth should be taking care of you now
i am so jelly of that day
that sounds like a great day
i spent all day dealing with a NG fireplace
fuck my day
That's why I'm winning
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