BAL: Useless (1-0) vs Puravida (1-0) - Useless wins

[Lotto Smirk]

Battle Arena League



Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due WEDNESDAY , 11:59 PM PST.
Extensions are 24 hours
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Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 12 lines
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2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
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means you will be disqualified.
A check in IS NOTmandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.



puravida
Useless

[Useless]

10...
Lotto Smirk this isn't due till next Wednesday? Lol ok

[puravida]

ight U

[Lotto Smirk]

Useless
puravida

[Useless]

puravida Lotto Smirk

Pura Vida aka Pure Life

I'm obv not takin this serious, pure is really really wack...
they said don't fuck with life, less...he can't stop u from rapin em like a necrophiliac.
I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious...
then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience.
quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride...
but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide.
saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt...
if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month.
u the ONLY one that voted against nik this round...smh, kid is a fgt...
riding chemist's dick so hard, every wack bar he drop gets a reaction.

....ez

[puravida]

we're not suprised he didn't like the booty pics, on some low blow hate shit
cause even his status clearly says: U likes to see homos naked...
he lost the 1-2 title to a hush bar and left crying about it for weeks.
watch this fgt underestimate me, lose this battle and sign out of the league
donald trump and now a joe dirt avy. his white trash pride is about to get beat,
when life give useless a push...it won't be thru a motivational speech
he's mods RB acting like a usual snob, but everything he post is fiction
I got enough ammo to kick him out of the top floor...no penthouse eviction
the tables turn quick, I got a trick under my sleeve to say this shits over.
one move n less gets removed off the thread, u'd think im an expert at strip poker
Lotto Smirk Useless

[Schadenfreude]

Purifier, meal ticket, closer.
Cool verse, some clever flips, 3 hit, 2 didn't, they were either too familiar or stale.

Joe Dirt, sign out, motivational speech.
Good verse, the opener could been smoother, but I still liked it,
otherwise delivery was too straight forward, w/o a clever flip to it.

Overall I leaning USELESS, but only barely tho, I just liked his flips more.

[Chamber]

I'm obv not takin this serious, pure is really really wack...
they said don't fuck with life, less...he can't stop u from rapin em like a necrophiliac.
nah
I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious...
then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience.
nice
quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride...
but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide.
nope
saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt...
if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month.
good
u the ONLY one that voted against nik this round...smh, kid is a fgt...
riding chemist's dick so hard, every wack bar he drop gets a reaction.
nice closer



verse


we're not suprised he didn't like the booty pics, on some low blow hate shit
cause even his status clearly says: U likes to see homos naked...
good
he lost the 1-2 title to a hush bar and left crying about it for weeks.
watch this fgt underestimate me, lose this battle and sign out of the league
nah to bland
donald trump and now a joe dirt avy. his white trash pride is about to get beat,
when life give useless a push...it won't be thru a motivational speech
ok
he's mods RB acting like a usual snob, but everything he post is fiction
I got enough ammo to kick him out of the top floor...no penthouse eviction
good
the tables turn quick, I got a trick under my sleeve to say this shits over.
one move n less gets removed off the thread, u'd think im an expert at strip poker
nah


vote; useless takes this by a little imo, both had misses but both had cool lines..
i think useless had lotb with the reaction bar it was good...pura opener was cool
he had acouple other solid bars but i felt use took this barley...ok battle.

[Letterman]

I'll sell em dope n help em smoke till this feigns unconscious...
then spark n start a purifier, watchin em burn will clean my conscience.
quit postin pics of that ugly bitch, I hate to bruise ur pride...
but if that was MY chick, I'd be tryin to talk my sex life into committing suicide.
saying ur her manager, lmao listen cunt...
if she's ur meal ticket, you'll probably both starve to death within a month.

Vs

Nothing. Pura had a couple cool concepts but his wording and executions ruined them. Like the strip poker "one move n less gets removed off the thread" horribly worded. Same with the motivational speech one. "When life gives useless a push" is just worded weird. Could've fixed that one up to be stronger.

I got Useless taking this

v/Use

[Nameflip]

Pura was bland to me and he needs to not stretch his lines.

The other guy was OK and did enough to win.

USELESS

[~RustyGunZ~]

purifier, chemist

vs

speech

not really any super hard hitting lines from either. pura coulda reworked that 1-2 personal to make something out of it but it kinda fell flat. if he did woulda been closer

v/use