BAL: R!cantheoryz (0-0) vs chyeahhh!!! 0-0 - Chyeahhh wins

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R!canTheoryz
Chyeahhh!!!

[R!canTheoryz]

I'm
going 10

[Chyeahhh!!!]

aight lol

[R!canTheoryz]

I'll Post Later after work ..

[Chyeahhh!!!]

you were a Lotto pick? cotdamn the competition must have been slim picking
but check the Smirk, cuz my Theoryz are more believable than him winning
Who asks for murder? You get yah ass whooped all over the net
If worldstar chronicled those beatings, that shit would crash the server
I’ll take yah slore and pass her around my crew to beat her box in
she on the rag?, she goin down on the polls faster than a Rican option
Your name’s synonymous with wack , for that you’ve gotta be vexed
You’re a running joke but we tolerate you , you're the Robranda of text
These punches do nothing but flatten you
if it’s an eye for an eye, I’m an Ophthalmologist bout to get a malpractice suit
lmao @ your sig, this cat’s Never Gonna Give Up, your shit’s old
so we don’t have to click that link in your sig for us to see Ric’ Rolled

[R!canTheoryz]

listen Geek. your a fucking a faggot. Probally out naked sucking dick for free,
I get pussy on anybody mattress, While your out busy building excuses like I gotta Go to Sleep,
State false opinions & you Won't save shit come get a Smothered Face Kid,
this is the ONLY Faggit i know who's 37 & Still lives in a cardbox in his mothers Basement'
I'll fucking a-town stomp Ur skull till Ur killed gone,
this pussy isn't built strong - Everybody knows last person to scream 'yeahhhh in a club' Was Lil John!!
I'll swing the blade quickly, Now He scarred for life,
You don't got the spark tonight,
Why you even text battling? you should stick to fixing telescopes & watching the stars at night!!!
you a Nerd with the wrong Solutions, ima Scatter Quicker than bombing Polutions,
- why try to Prove "winning don't Exist for theory's" when I could kill you using Dawrins Evolution'

[Chemist]

you were a Lotto pick? cotdamn the competition must have been slim picking
but check the Smirk, cuz my Theoryz are more believable than him winning
good opener
Who asks for murder? You get yah ass whooped all over the net
If worldstar chronicled those beatings, that shit would crash the server
?? wtf no
I’ll take yah slore and pass her around my crew to beat her box in
she on the rag?, she goin down on the polls faster than a Rican option
eh ok
Your name’s synonymous with wack , for that you’ve gotta be vexed
You’re a running joke but we tolerate you , you're the Robranda of text
ok

These punches do nothing but flatten you
if it’s an eye for an eye, I’m an Ophthalmologist bout to get a malpractice suit
seen a better eye for an wp
lmao @ your sig, this cat’s Never Gonna Give Up, your shit’s old
so we don’t have to click that link in your sig for us to see Ric’ Rolled
nice



listen Geek. your a fucking a faggot. Probally out naked sucking dick for free,
I get pussy on anybody mattress, While your out busy building excuses like I gotta Go to Sleep,
weak but ok

State false opinions & you Won't save shit come get a Smothered Face Kid,
this is the ONLY Faggit i know who's 37 & Still lives in a cardbox in his mothers Basement'
funny
I'll fucking a-town stomp Ur skull till Ur killed gone,
this pussy isn't built strong - Everybody knows last person to scream 'yeahhhh in a club' Was Lil John!!
nice
I'll swing the blade quickly, Now He scarred for life,
You don't got the spark tonight,
Why you even text battling? you should stick to fixing telescopes & watching the stars at night!!!
alright not a great punch

you a Nerd with the wrong Solutions, ima Scatter Quicker than bombing Polutions,
- why try to Prove "winning don't Exist for theory's" when I could kill you using Dawrins Evolution'
nicee ending



my vote goes to Rican but barely
you both needed work on your bars. alot of it was weak in my opinion
some nice concepts but could have been better from both.

[Meth]

you were a Lotto pick? cotdamn the competition must have been slim picking
but check the Smirk, cuz my Theoryz are more believable than him winning
--lol'd. nice little jab at urself. this is good.
Who asks for murder? You get yah ass whooped all over the net
If worldstar chronicled those beatings, that shit would crash the server
--nah
I’ll take yah slore and pass her around my crew to beat her box in
she on the rag?, she goin down on the polls faster than a Rican option
--lol dead
Your name’s synonymous with wack , for that you’ve gotta be vexed
You’re a running joke but we tolerate you , you're the Robranda of text
--eh
These punches do nothing but flatten you
if it’s an eye for an eye, I’m an Ophthalmologist bout to get a malpractice suit
--decent attempt, too long winded tho
lmao @ your sig, this cat’s Never Gonna Give Up, your shit’s old
so we don’t have to click that link in your sig for us to see Ric’ Rolled
--lol again, ok

listen Geek. your a fucking a faggot. Probally out naked sucking dick for free,
I get pussy on anybody mattress, While your out busy building excuses like I gotta Go to Sleep,
--eh
State false opinions & you Won't save shit come get a Smothered Face Kid,
this is the ONLY Faggit i know who's 37 & Still lives in a cardbox in his mothers Basement'
--nothing here rico
I'll fucking a-town stomp Ur skull till Ur killed gone,
this pussy isn't built strong - Everybody knows last person to scream 'yeahhhh in a club' Was Lil John!!
--...lol. nah tho
I'll swing the blade quickly, Now He scarred for life,
You don't got the spark tonight,
Why you even text battling? you should stick to fixing telescopes & watching the stars at night!!!
--this is ok ish
you a Nerd with the wrong Solutions, ima Scatter Quicker than bombing Polutions,
- why try to Prove "winning don't Exist for theory's" when I could kill you using Dawrins Evolution'
--eh

not the greatest battle

chin had some funny shit yo

theoryz was funny i laughed irl

down on the polls/rican option was cool as well

rican stuck in real life jbattle mode bros

not a lot i liked bro

v/ chyeahhh!!!

[Meth]

Up 4 votes

[Orc]

you were a Lotto pick? cotdamn the competition must have been slim picking
but check the Smirk, cuz my Theoryz are more believable than him winning
I’ll take yah slore and pass her around my crew to beat her box in
she on the rag?, she goin down on the polls faster than a Rican option

Your name’s synonymous with wack , for that you’ve gotta be vexed
You’re a running joke but we tolerate you , you're the Robranda of text
simple but i liked it
lmao @ your sig, this cat’s Never Gonna Give Up, your shit’s old
so we don’t have to click that link in your sig for us to see Ric’ Rolled

not a bad showing here, the polls line was hilarious

v



I'll swing the blade quickly, Now He scarred for life,
You don't got the spark tonight,
Why you even text battling? you should stick to fixing telescopes & watching the stars at night!!!

lotta rust here. gotta be more witty in text. some of the bars would fly in real life with the right enunciation but didn't do anything here, mate

my vote goes the chyea

[Plot]

Yeah unfortunately the Rican dream ends here with this battle...
I gotta vote Chin.. he at least formed punches whilst Rican still seems to not
have a coherent clue how to form one, though his multies were niceish
perhaps have a go at the SnF bro, you might find your groove.
Anyways I basically concur with the above voters and quotes.
V- Cheeah

[Flow]

Got to vote chyeeah for opener and rican option.

Rican stuck in live mode... although it was pretty funny.

V chyeeeah