THE ROAST OF KOTIKO

[~RustyGunZ~]

Vulgar your wish is granted

http://i.imgur.com/eskxiBx.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/KYqHyJm.jpg

[8===D~~~~(}:]

You sure that isn't the real bags?

[EtH]

This guy's a cross between Kevin Owens and Perez Hilton.

[Chill Phil]

Looks like he eats really late at night, right before bed.

[Nameflip]

Hes a faggot.


/thread.

[puravida]

You sure that isn't the real bags?

Dead. Will the real Bags please stand up?

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Dead. Will the real Bags please stand up?

Your attendance is needed in my playlist thread

[Ghost1]

I'm an attractive young gentleman with class.

This is donkey lips in his late 30s at a weight watchers seminar going bald from ugliness.

Yuck. Literally disgusting to look at. Repulsive.

Super lols tho u mangle mouthed fagot.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

oddly your background is real but your beard looks green screened

[Chyeahhh!!!]

son got his shades from a Magnum P.I prop estate sale

[werD]

I'm an attractive young gentleman with class.

This is donkey lips in his late 30s at a weight watchers seminar going bald from ugliness.

Yuck. Literally disgusting to look at. Repulsive.

Super lols tho u mangle mouthed fagot.

couldn't resist but to quote this and laugh @ the bold

attractive too who tho?

you a dirty dead beat redneck faggot who prolly smells like corn chips and onions

foh w/ that shit

you've never fucked a bitch over a 3.5 society rating

go ahead and ban me too

I see you still pushing your 24/7 shifts on over time

faggot

[Chyeahhh!!!]

prefers his shirts with sleeves cutoff to showoff his dull shoulder blades

[Ghost1]

couldn't resist but to quote this and laugh @ the bold

attractive too who tho?

you a dirty dead beat redneck faggot who prolly smells like corn chips and onions

foh w/ that shit

you've never fucked a bitch over a 3.5 society rating

go ahead and ban me too

I see you still pushing your 24/7 shifts on over time

faggot

3rd alias attempt to come back. Smh. Sad. Banned. U can never come baccckkk.

[Inno]

Amen posting on auto fagot lol

[Chyeahhh!!!]

oh shit I didn't even see the smaller one under it.


this nigga got a tat of a dragon coming out of a cocoon made of sausage link skin

[Chyeahhh!!!]

swear to god you stole those shades from the Canadian Mountain Police motorcade locker room during your janitorial shift

[Chyeahhh!!!]

swear you look like you do squats in foreclosed homes

[Chyeahhh!!!]

nigga...tell me your forehead circumference doesn't look like it's bulging out on some Scanners shit

[Batty]

This nigga look like Jeff Ross on vacation at a swamp beach.

[Nameflip]

Survivor: virgin bay

[Vulgar]

He looks like he's a stockbroker from Lameladesh.

He looks like he sells Smith Machines on the black market in Kosovo.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lookin like a former Lonely Alley Beyblade champion that never lived up to the hype

Lookin like a proud owner and current user of a Walkman cd player hip holster

Lookin like he tells tourist he's the local shark wrestler but it's not open season atm

Lookin like he hangs out next to the pizza joints ancient Pac-Man machine to humble brag to passer bys that he's still tip score since that magical night of mountain dew and virginity in '83

Lookin like a failed background actor for 90's sitcoms

Lookin like he stalks the boardwalk with bags of crushed aspirin, asking people if they wanna experience a blizzard in the tropics

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lookin like Costa Ricas most notorious book store yelp reviewer

Lookin like he uses a hollowed out dildo as a snorkel when he dives for treasure

Lookin like he scalpels counterfeit Dolphin Experience tickets to support his cheeseburger addiction

Lookin like he's gonna be fucking thrilled about go pro in 5 years

Lookin like he has a YouTube prank channel with no videos on it

Lookin like his alcoholic step dad coined his nickname "ccapt inappropriate " and taught him all these shitty jokes while simultaneously hustling him out his birthday money to buy pall malls

Lookin like he rolls scratch off tickets up and snorts the shavings when he's done

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ole "no my order isn't finished" lookin boy

Lives in a treefort built out of old Tommy Bahama apparel and depression

Lol @ asking to give him our best Guido jokes when his GTL is grease, transfats and loathing

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Knuxlehead no more

[EtH]

Why is the bottom part of his face 2 times wider than the top part?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Knuxlehead no more

Lol cleft lips

[Chyeahhh!!!]

nigga got a warped skull.

Bobbys World bobble head havin ass

[Useless]

Dead @ knucklehead

This dude lookin like he wears a fanny pack filled with seashells and fake crocodile teeth

Lookin like he just finished doing an ad for bosly to pay for his hair transplant

[Meth]

Lookin like he hangs out next to the pizza joints ancient Pac-Man machine to humble brag to passer bys that he's still tip score since that magical night of mountain dew and virginity in '83



Sup costanza

[Batty]

This nigga's beard looking 100 like Jackie Brown's pussy.

Living on the island from The Green Inferno and shit...

This nigga got a Fred Flintstone fade with a beard made from North West's baby hairs.

Bam Bam Wiggalo

This niggas tattoo looks like them blow-up dancing things from Bayleigh's entrance in NXT.

Lookin like he wears Crocs to Kinkos staff meetings.

Lookin like he sweats IHOP syrup.

Lookin like The Spamburgalar

Lookin like he works the lighting on the set of Tropic Thunder.

[Batty]

BROADUS CLAY: TRAVEL AGENT

This nigga lookin like Snorlax in the Unabomber's shades.

This nigga is Everlast's cousin: Finishlast

Lookin like he put Soul Glow on his beard and Mop and Go on his hair.

Got them Dean Ambrose bangs.

Lookin like John Candy with Al Sharpton's dick hair for a beard

Lookin like the Swamp Thing took Toxic Avenger's lifeguard job at the beach from the last Rambo.

This nigga lookin like he invents new snacks full time.

Lookin like Wyatt family member they don't need.

[Vulgar]

He works for Proctor & Gamble as a FAILASAURUS agent.

[Batty]

His favorite pastime is burying himself in expired Lunchables and then eating his way out.

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a Chips Ahoy funeral director.

[anime_boners]

This guy's a cross between Kevin Owens and Perez Hilton.
Looks like he eats really late at night, right before bed.

genre over


edit: that nigga batty said brodus clay: travel agent. I am destroyed

[anime_boners]

prefers his shirts with sleeves cutoff to showoff his dull shoulder blades

dead

[Batty]

BO RAI CHO: MALL COP

[veritas]

Obliterated at Kevin owens and Jackie browns pussy hair

[~RustyGunZ~]

He looks like he sells Smith Machines on the black market in Kosovo.

fuckin gone

[Vulgar]

Lookin like his favorite t-shirt in his closet says "I Like Your Derriere, Monsieur"

He looks like he works at a beach resort as a dual tradesmen: hermit crab whisperer and pool guy.

He looks like a giant hamster flunked out of the Anti-Defamation League.

He looks like the gay tailor from Rush Hour 2 ate too much Campbell's chunky chicken soup.

[Vulgar]

oh shit I didn't even see the smaller one under it.


this nigga got a tat of a dragon coming out of a cocoon made of sausage link skin

lol



Lookin like he put Soul Glow on his beard and Mop and Go on his hair.



lol



Lookin like he has a YouTube prank channel with no videos on it



lol

[Chyeahhh!!!]

This nigga looks like he has a penny loafer collection that also doubles as his spare change stash

[EtH]

This dude's so lonely that he takes selfies with guys 200 metres away.

[Useless]

lotta negalulz itt

[~RustyGunZ~]

Batty

spamburglar is post of the thread atm

many reps

[Batty]

^ Vulgar going strong as always, I see you.



http://i.imgur.com/eskxiBx.jpg




http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2013/09/16-best-quotes-roast-james-franco-jeff-ross.jpg


This nigga look like one of the crocodiles that run at you in Donkey Kong Country.

Hair lookin like fried snakes in the front.

This nigga is a local lawyer who only defends disgruntled Fry Guys.

This nigga Xbox Live name is SARDINE DICK

lookin like he's window shopping in the Bermuda triangle for floral brimmed fedoras and Hillshire Farms summer sausage

[Vulgar]

He looks like an elongated meathead.

He looks like he hosts a historical podcast series about Chewbacca's family tree.

His face looks like the bearded guy from Impractical Jokers on groundhog day in a nuclear wasteland.

Looking like he asks for over-time and overbite pay.

He looks like all he eats are sugar cookies from the table at Alice and Wonderland.

He looks like Guillermo Del Toro's cousin named Taxidermo.

He looks like a physical manifestation of "what will get you fired" in Corporate America."

Looking like he hangs jars of purple hummus his mom used to make from chandeliers at Costco.

Looking like the Earl of Dumpster County.

Looking like he has three felonies and they're all based out of a bathroom in Texaco near a gay diner.

Looking like the captain of the Nincompoop Squad in Revenge of the Nerds 8.

Looking like he sews strait jackets outside of Game of Thrones conventions.

Looking like he prolly brushes his teeth w/ lamb shears.

[Batty]

The niggas forehead looks like it's straining to lift and curl those shades.

Looking like a flea market cop.

This nigga smoking aloe Vera out of a snorkel with a dirt bike muffler on it.

[Batty]

Way gone at Chewbacca's family tree, Fuuuuuuccccccck.

[Vulgar]

Looking like his gamer tag is always a variation of "GrOnK"

Looking like a bulldog ant from Charlotte's Web started listening to Fall Out Boy.

Looking like he beats off to home videos of Mormon elk hunting trips.

[Vulgar]

This nigga Xbox Live name is SARDINE DICK

lookin like he's window shopping in the Bermuda triangle for floral brimmed fedoras and Hillshire Farms summer sausage

BAHAHA

[Meth]

Looking like a flea market cop.



Repped

[YDK]

http://www.wegotbruce.com/weblog/images/2014/12/4-27-2013-4-03-03-AM-250x300.png

[Batty]

KOTIKO is actually the Costa Rican word for: HIPSTER SHREK WHO SAVES HIS OWN FARTS IN TUPPERWARE.

This nigga got a sweater vest made out of Ewok pelts and breast sweat.

This nigga looks like a mail away Skylander

This nigga got a podcast called BIRTH DEFECTS ON THA BEACH

clothes smelling like hummus and toenails

This nigga lookin like a VeggieTales eggplant

Got a backpack with a folding chair, Gatorade in powder form and a battery powered neck fan for walking short distances.

Lookin like a Chic Fil-a cow as a lifeguard

[Vulgar]

dead

[~RustyGunZ~]

This nigga look like one of the crocodiles that run at you in Donkey Kong Country.

Hair lookin like fried snakes in the front

done @ fried snakes

[Chyeahhh!!!]

as usual

Batty, Vulgar providing the greatness

[Chyeahhh!!!]

this nigga went to the barber and asked him to fade his beard

fuck your glasses

[Batty]

This the nigga that trained Morgan on the Walking Dead tho.

[NYCSPITZ]

I'm an attractive young gentleman with class.

This is donkey lips in his late 30s at a weight watchers seminar going bald from ugliness.

Yuck. Literally disgusting to look at. Repulsive.

Super lols tho u mangle mouthed fagot.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puravida]

Knucklehead has some really good ones there.

[sral]

Why is the bottom part of his face 2 times wider than the top part?

lmao was this aimed at Zelph?

[veritas]

Batty da Roast Masta

[Hush]

Came in to say Kevin Owens in the face
It's been said


Well done nc

[Chyeahhh!!!]

this nigga looks like he suffers from athletes foot...on his hands

[Batty]

Knucklehead has some really good ones there.

Knucklehead goin on in fr


Lookin like Columbian Rick Ross as a ticket scalper for Big Time Rush

This nigga's screen name bothering me tho, KOTIKO sounds like a gay club in the Bahamas where they dip their dicks in each others drinks.

This niggas gang name is MAMMAL TOE

lookin like a gothic Beast from X-Men and shit.

Old Andre the Giant's nephew lookin ass.

This niggas forehead lookin like the moon from Majora's Mask

You already know this nigga prolly smellin like old burning skin and Bantha queefs

This nigga cut his hair with the Velicioraptor claw that Grant had in JP1

Lookin like a cousin on that old Dinosaurs sitcom

He graduated in 06 from Burger King college with his Masters in Chicken Fryientology

This nigga smokes rubarb out of an old work boot with the cast of Saved by the Bell: the new class.

This nigga is a Pokémon character named SHARTZORD. He has attributes of LONELINESS +7 and MAN PREGNANCY + 5

[Batty]

Came in to say Kevin Owens in the face
It's been said


Well done nc


Word, somebody change that nigga name to KEVIN BROWENS

[~RustyGunZ~]

I'll be back later to wrap up my segment

Batty da King though and Vulgar solid as usual. Good to see strike force 7 in action

[veritas]

Word, somebody change that nigga name to KEVIN BROWENS

http://cdn1-www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2015/08/kevin-owens.jpg

[veritas]

Knucklehead goin on in fr


Lookin like Columbian Rick Ross as a ticket scalper for Big Time Rush

This nigga's screen name bothering me tho, KOTIKO sounds like a gay club in the Bahamas where they dip their dicks in each others drinks.

This niggas gang name is MAMMAL TOE

lookin like a gothic Beast from X-Men and shit.

Old Andre the Giant's nephew lookin ass.

This niggas forehead lookin like the moon from Majora's Mask

You already know this nigga prolly smellin like old burning skin and Bantha queefs

This nigga cut his hair with the Velicioraptor claw that Grant had in JP1

Lookin like a cousin on that old Dinosaurs sitcom

He graduated in 06 from Burger King college with his Masters in Chicken Fryientology

This nigga smokes rubarb out of an old work boot with the cast of Saved by the Bell: the new class.

This nigga is a Pokémon character named SHARTZORD. He has attributes of LONELINESS +7 and MAN PREGNANCY + 5


http://www.luchaworld.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ribera020813P4.png

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lookin like paul Bunyan and blues offspring

Lookin like his POF account consist of these 2 pics, a Joker meme and the short but sweet Interest description of "kfc famous bowl"

Ole go go gadget crack pipe lookin ass

Lookin like Sam if Jon Snow called him a fagot the first day of training

Lookin like he sells seashell necklaces on the beach outta old baby stroller

Lookin like he got the cast of The Crow as a tramp stamp

Lookin like a Chris Farley tumor

Lookin like he washes dishes at a taco truck with his spit and beard

Lookin like the dude that fences Rawns stolen leaf blowers

Lookin like his wallet got nothing in it but hand drawn yugioh cards and wet wipes

[~RustyGunZ~]

Emergency Contact: The Rat Tail Tavern

Lookin like he repurposes pizza boxes

Lookin like he still brings his participation trophies from 2nd grade surf club to job interviews

Lookin like he carries around a long board on his back that he's never used

This dude invented the paleo diet on dumb luck

Lookin like he pays rent in coupons

Been surviving his whole adult life off a ponzi scheme he roped his grandma into called Karate Korp.

Lookin like he dressed up as human garbage for Halloween 10 yrs ago and never looked back

[veritas]

Lookin like paul Bunyan and blues offspring

Lookin like his POF account consist of these 2 pics, a Joker meme and the short but sweet Interest description of "kfc famous bowl"

Ole go go gadget crack pipe lookin ass

Lookin like Sam if Jon Snow called him a fagot the first day of training

Lookin like he sells seashell necklaces on the beach outta old baby stroller

Lookin like he got the cast of The Crow as a tramp stamp

Lookin like a Chris Farley tumor

Lookin like he washes dishes at a taco truck with his spit and beard

Lookin like the dude that fences Rawns stolen leaf blowers

Lookin like his wallet got nothing in it but hand drawn yugioh cards and wet wipes

This is strong.

[Batty]

Lookin like his POF account consist of these 2 pics, a Joker meme and the short but sweet Interest description of "kfc famous bowl"



Lookin like Sam if Jon Snow called him a fagot the first day of training


Lookin like he got the cast of The Crow as a tramp stamp






fucking leaned.




Gives daily shout-outs to his mentors: Gargamel and Toilet Duck

This nigga's Halloween costume was a Bum Fights version of Optimus Primal

his eHarmony account name is TACTIC OGRE

His rap battle record features losses against Snow, Randy Savage, Parappa The Rappa, The Speak 'N Spell from ET and Detour.

Lookin like Mr. Snuffalupagalus got a B-Worth Bentley fade at the chop shop in Super K-Mart.

This niggas stage name is NO MOBILITY BRONSON

this nigga breath smellin straight up like platypus dick and the housing projects from District 9.

this nigga beard looking like Pauly Shore's career right now

this nigga rocking Raphael's movie night fedora

lookin like a landfill goblin

Lookin like a Caribbean Wampa

PSN screen name = MC CRISPY SOCKS

this nigga got a clit ring named FELIX.

Tried to benchpress depression and blew his pancreas out.

This nigga eats month-old Vienna sausages that he soaked in pickle water

this nigga making fresh corned beef hash with his toenails while he knits cankle warmers

This nigga eatin caramel waffles and drinkin chocolate margaritas with the Sandlot cast in a white panel Astro van.

smellin like the chicken plant mixed with orthopedic work shoe inserts

this nigga's tattoo lookin like an aloe vera plant orgy

This nigga look like Umaga

[Batty]

This nigga screen name is THANKSGIVING DINNER PARTY OF 1

lookin like he just washed and waxed Diode's boat for spare change for Red Box

lookin like he dips his blood pressure medicine in Karo syrup and dusts it with Fruity Pebbles

He lives in a part of the jungle where the cable doesn't reach so he is forced to beat his dick to old Janet Jacme jumps on VHS.

his clothes smelled like they were washed in asparagus flavored hot dog water

lookin like the first dude that got ate on Green Inferno

lookin like he's a bartender at an AA meeting for the loneliest niggas ever in the world.

lookin like he parties with Stuart from Big Bang and Big Bird

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

[veritas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkvfjqECboE

[Chyeahhh!!!]

son looks like he uses fish grease for deodorant

got a pet squirrel and keeps it a secret

has 3 year old mud on his truck and won't wash it, says it's a badge of honor

has weekly projection showings of The Deer Hunter on the side of his barn

[Batty]

Thought he could lose his virginity if he could just make it to the semi-finals of Ecuador's equivalent of slumdog millionaire.

lookin like Sully from Monster's Inc with Bells Palsy

Had to file a claim to get his money back from eBay when the John Travolta scented buttplug he used BUY-IT-NOW on never showed up.

Actually started doing the Moonwalk when he heard about McDonald's all-day-breakfast announcement.

looking like a secret agent for 5 Guys Burgers

He keeps Ziploc bags full of mongoose turds to do Warlock rituals with on any given sunday.

Had his beard lined-up with Xena's flying disc

Went to a Halloween party as Pablo Escobar w/ type 2 diabetes. He was the only one there.

Jacks off in the shower so much that he gets pre-cum watching Waterworld.

Prints out pics of anime girls and skeets onto them on a vlog he created called: MANLY MANATEE'S DESPERATION HAPPY FUNTIME VIDEO HOUR.

Could not grow a natural beard, so he sent a money order in the amount of $17.95 for panther pubes he could spirit glue to his face.

lookin like a retired eskimo and shit

lookin like a native American gargoyle house sitter

lookin like Baloo from Jungle Book with epilepsy

[~RustyGunZ~]

im fuckin dying

[Allen Knight]

Thought he could lose his virginity if he could just make it to the semi-finals of Ecuador's equivalent of slumdog millionaire.

lookin like Sully from Monster's Inc with Bells Palsy

Had to file a claim to get his money back from eBay when the John Travolta scented buttplug he used BUY-IT-NOW on never showed up.

Actually started doing the Moonwalk when he heard about McDonald's all-day-breakfast announcement.

looking like a secret agent for 5 Guys Burgers

He keeps Ziploc bags full of mongoose turds to do Warlock rituals with on any given sunday.

Had his beard lined-up with Xena's flying disc

Went to a Halloween party as Pablo Escobar w/ type 2 diabetes. He was the only one there.

Jacks off in the shower so much that he gets pre-cum watching Waterworld.

Prints out pics of anime girls and skeets onto them on a vlog he created called: MANLY MANATEE'S DESPERATION HAPPY FUNTIME VIDEO HOUR.

Could not grow a natural beard, so he sent a money order in the amount of $17.95 for panther pubes he could spirit glue to his face.

lookin like a retired eskimo and shit

lookin like a native American gargoyle house sitter

lookin like Baloo from Jungle Book with epilepsy




done at the water world line lmaooooo.

[Saint]

Editttttt by kotiko

[Batty]

looks like he registered here after striks pizza puff thread from a google search




Yo, that is probably true af !


This nigga lookin like the dad from Good Luck Charlie with Vote for Pedro's wig on.

[Saint]

Nigga looks like a retired dog bather

Looks like he hangs out at social centers for the mentally disabled for the cafeteria food

Oblivious to others, nigga looks 100% content and smug living a complete dirt life

He washes his clothes in pig fat grease and horse semen and lets them drip dry

[Allen Knight]

lookin like big boss mans kid workin over nights as a college campus security guard.

[Batty]

lookin like big boss mans kid workin over nights as a college campus security guard.

Gone gone gone


This nigga lookin like Nick Nolte at a Gary Busey as Luis Guzman lookalike contest

This nigga lookin like one of Jabba the Hutt's security guard pigs

Nigga looking Dusty Rhode's illigitimate Puerto Rican son: STARDIRT

this nigga lookin like a retired Hebrew goat wrangler on social security from birth defects

Nigga living on an emu ranch milking egrets with no regrets

This nigga smelling like a jack o'lantern your forgot you had until around late March

This nigga look like the warthog from Lion King with a lesbian truck driver's wig on.

This nigga drinks pudding.

[Vulgar]

Looking like he sells fake mustaches and Police Academy 8 memorabilia on Craigslist.

Looking like he eats Rorschach test ink blots.

Looking like a crossdresser from Pinochet's Chile during the Easter Island Plague.

Looking like a muckraker who eats shit.

Looking like a failed comic from Azerbaijan.

[El Muffin]

don't ever ask this nigga to get you a flathead screwdriver

lookin like he intentionally throws his Frisbee towards beachside volleyball games just to break the ice

this is why most corona commercials are filmed from behind

dagel in a fedora looking ass nigga

lookin like a backyard wrestler named luke warm Steve Bostic

looking like fedor emelianko moonlighting as a Moroccan freedom fighter

[El Muffin]

that shirt u wearin is trife, hoss
that's a tank top not even the sniper from saving private ryan would set his sights on

[Batty]

This nigga makes mixed drinks with the juice from Smithfield Hams

Lookin like a Brazilian reindeer farmer

This nigga uses ranch dressing as lotion

Lookin like Paul Heyman disguised as Vicki Guerrero

This nigga lookin like Akeem the African Dream as a meerkat vetenarian's assistant

Lookin like a male nurse at a gay porn star refugee camp

This nigga snorkeling in melted butter with skillets for flippers

[El Muffin]

just noticed person in the background haulin ass tho

lmao

[veritas]

This nigga lookin like Akeem the African Dream as a meerkat vetenarian's assistant


There is no coming back from this. Yet another newb ethered by the wolfdick.

[Vulgar]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3719173447/06126c99415ab8d69d12e5366a6e639c.jpeg



Lookin like John Goodman had a baby with a Survivor contestant.

[Allen Knight]

This nigga makes mixed drinks with the juice from Smithfield Hams

Lookin like a Brazilian reindeer farmer

This nigga uses ranch dressing as lotion

Lookin like Paul Heyman disguised as Vicki Guerrero

This nigga lookin like Akeem the African Dream as a meerkat vetenarian's assistant

Lookin like a male nurse at a gay porn star refugee camp

This nigga snorkeling in melted butter with skillets for flippers

lmaoooo hurttinnnn hahahaha.


batty bodied this roast.


he deserves an accomp, nigga the roast master tbh.

[Vulgar]

He looks like he writes diary entries from the perspective of a radioactive mushroom.

He looks like he rubs sushi on his armpits and worships a statue of Arthur C. Clarke.

He looks like a janitor from Gattaca got seduced by a turnip from the Love Machine.

He looks like a Sims custom character: Gary Snuggleshoes III.

He looks like the mascot for Charmin Ultra-absorbent Football Helmets.

He looks like he owns a hydrophonics music studio.

He looks like he jumped off a mothership and ended up in the fatherhood. He is the daddy to three Coneheads and Crash Bandicoot.

He looks like a troll that personifies AOL Mail customer service.

He looks like a Legomania enthusiast.

He looks like he can palm a trash can lid but when he does, he shits golden bricks and pees Andrea Bocelli's tears.

He looks like a diamond in the ruff if the diamond was a degenerate East-European trash bag.

He looks like he cauterizes bad relationships.

He looks like a feminized repoman from the Czech Republic got a cell phone distribution deal.

He looks like a koala bear trainer who names everything "Claustrofreude!"

He looks like his jaw is made out of jumbo shrimp.

He looks like he can craft skull fragment sentences.

He has a Cheerios bracelet collection yet claims his loyalty lies with the Cheetos panther.

He looks like Ruben from American Idol covered in custard, Tapout energy drinks, and stale cigarette juice.

He looks like a customer service agent at the Reno911 Parody Call Center.

He looks like a bad dream's bad dream.

He looks like the solution to an argument about torpedo guns as an agricultural tool.

He looks like a Definitive Jux reject started a fan club for Stanley Kubrick's zucchini.

He looks like his alarm clock has the words 'Lesbian Garrison Troops' on it.

He looks like he has a pet marmaduke.

He looks like Jimmy Ambriz melded with the gay mobster from Cowboy Bebop.

[Vulgar]

Lookin like his wallet got nothing in it but hand drawn yugioh cards and wet wipes

lol

too many you guys kild it

[lovDicKO]

After reading some of yalls bullshit.

I do have have to say I liked some of them. Shout out to vulgar and batty.

Knucklehead you suck