NC 1-2 Punch Barfest Event: Onslaught 3

[BROKE LESNAR]

Onslaught 3


- 10 bar max
- must be signed in to participate
- will begin and end abruptly


1st Place: Accomplishment, +10 wins, all losses erased
2nd Place: +8 wins, all losses erased
3rd Place: +6 wins, all losses erased
4th Place: +4 wins
5th Place: +2 wins

[BROKE LESNAR]

Now open. Good luck.

[Wavy Crockett]

Fuck

[Meth]

Neigh w/ women? Nah. Girls never felt dude.
Only bitches to ride wave are rocking a wet suit.

[Destroyer]

hard to get up the nerve to compete, lately I've been beat so often
wait, meth is involved, so he can't vote? I might just have a shot then

[Saint]

science is in session. its physics when ya girl gets naked probly
wifes tits & ass such flatland, ya need Carl Sagan lectures to help navigate her body

[Wavy Crockett]

hard to get up the nerve to compete, lately I've been beat so often
wait, meth is involved, so he can't vote? I might just have a shot then

You'll be lyin in ruins when this gauge get pumped
Give Desecrate full of ammo before I light him up & burn his remains in one

[Destroyer]

man the stuff u spit is trash, u'd be better off to rehearse, kid
u got filtr right in ur name, & still can't get the shit out ur verses

@inf

[Destroyer]

You'll be lyin in ruins when this gauge get pumped
Give Desecrate full of ammo before I light him up & burn his remains in one

I'm raining strikes on his dome, with various lengths of bamboo
the way WC fields these blows, I'll leave his nose swole up like THAT dude's

[Wavy Crockett]

science is in session. its physics when ya girl gets naked probly
wifes tits & ass such flatland, ya need Carl Sagan lectures to help navigate her body

Ya girl trained the whole team.. fuck any rep you've earned
If they say Infi misfire, it's cause she's known as a bad bitch that'll get you burned

[Wavy Crockett]

Neigh w/ women? Nah. Girls never felt dude.
Only bitches to ride wave are rocking a wet suit.

Mom & dad told you throwin rocks'd be your biggest mistake
This faggot only grew up in a glass house 'cause both his parents were addicted to crank

[Saint]

Ya moms a dumb thot - i shoulda said 'stop' & had her suck cock
Cuz u were the worst New Wave birthed in the 80's since British Punk Rock

[Resin M-I-C]

watch ur six Neigh, when i rip see this bitch slayed
i'ma burn me a .Wav so much i can make myself a mixtape.

[Wavy Crockett]

watch ur six Neigh, when i rip see this bitch slayed
i'ma burn me a .Wav so much i can make myself a mixtape.

You second string in this game, I'ma put everything on display
Draw on me? You must be high, Res; these shots'll show you the definition of pain

[Resin M-I-C]

ur gunshots muzzled.. get robbed for ya paycheck it's a backward hustle
cuz when I put 2 across you there'll be one down, that's a crossword puzzle

[Resin M-I-C]

fuck that geriatric prick Des, u gettin coldcocked holmes
he aint packin, when the 9 strikes that just means lights out at the old folks home

[Utmost]

The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service

[Unfukwitable]

The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service

U spit that all wrong, that bar wasn't just a large mistake;
It was a Backfire, that could've aided in a Jimmy Neutron escape.

[Utmost]

& Res,

Ur times up! Tried to give us a sick brawl verse, kid we're bound to hurl
Now ya just a wood be idol...that could decorate tiki bars 'round the world

[Unfukwitable]

ur gunshots muzzled.. get robbed for ya paycheck it's a backward hustle
cuz when I put 2 across you there'll be one down, that's a crossword puzzle

ching chong chow

once my tool sprays it'll turn ya new fade into a toupee;
in half the time it takes u to bat ur eyes;
I'll put a Smith over MIC quicker than Cool J's tat design.

[Resin M-I-C]

The iron chef fa certain. Bob flay w/ a nickel plate, BOOM! Curtains
Fill ya face, when I bring the silver trey to ya door... like room service

wrong amigo, it's YOU gettin the metal and lead
ur toast when u see the trey rise n shine.. that's what u call breakfast in bed.

[Unfukwitable]

& Res,

Ur times up! Tried to give us a sick brawl verse, kid we're bound to hurl
Now ya just a wood be idol...that could decorate tiki bars 'round the world

U watch to much Url!, so disguising ya bars better is the 1st lesson;
Ironic u mentioned "Tiki bar" when ya last line could be spotted in the Surf section.

#jERSEY

[Unfukwitable]

wrong amigo, it's YOU gettin the metal and lead
ur toast when u see the trey rise n shine.. that's what u call breakfast in bed.

FLAMEES^ U should follow up w/ a "Defeat" bar & hard aggression!;
that bar was a possible line of the week.... when u 1st started textin

[Resin M-I-C]

ching chong chow

once my tool sprays it'll turn ya new fade into a toupee;
in half the time it takes u to bat ur eyes;
I'll put a Smith over MIC quicker than Cool J's tat design.


we throwin hands homie, when u get into a scuffle u act little as shit
c'mon maaann even ur name suggests if u get in the middle u'll KWIT

[Unfukwitable]

we throwin hands homie, when u get into a scuffle u act little as shit
c'mon maaann even ur name suggests if u get in the middle u'll KWIT

Chinaman just ignited a flame,
& it's funny u payed attention to how Unfuk was typed & it's strange;
But using ya formula I can see u peeking behind the M I C In ya name!!!

(- -)

[Utmost]

U spit that all wrong, that bar wasn't just a large mistake;
It was a Backfire, that could've aided in a Jimmy Neutron escape.


Shiiit, ur mouthy.. Jawjack you n' leave u mousey as hell
See I feel at Holm here, u'll feel like rousey after the bell

[Unfukwitable]

Shiiit, ur mouthy.. Jawjack you n' leave u mousey as hell
See I feel at Holm here, u'll feel like rousey after the bell

what a reaccch! Holm & Home?, I don't like how that was forced, eh!;
But if that works.. then Once I put 1 in ya DOLM I'll ship u to a Church in Norway.

[Resin M-I-C]

Chinaman just ignited a flame,
& it's funny u payed attention to how Unfuk was typed & it's strange;
But using ya formula I can see u peeking behind the M I C In ya name!!!

(- -)

unlike u i spit shit u say live, ur spittin is average
shit i'll go 0 to 100 for ur death quicker than the victims in paris

[Unfukwitable]

unlike u i spit shit u say live, ur spittin is average
shit i'll go 0 to 100 for ur death quicker than the victims in paris

Paris bars already?

I got some tragic shit to say. ya girl got the clit of the century;
Plane n simple!, I beat the pussy & her Pearl harbors no Ill will against me

:-)

[Saint]

Shiiit, ur mouthy.. Jawjack you n' leave u mousey as hell
See I feel at Holm here, u'll feel like rousey after the bell

Psssh. u don't murder or kill shit. just split bitch..
closest u been to a 'most wanted list' is what u gave ya moms for christmas

[Saint]

Destroyer

Ur a fan. praising me as ur fave.. u holdin' my dick in ur palm
this catalyst me as his top 10 while attachin to my ends like a chemical bond

[Resin M-I-C]

Paris bars already?

I got some tragic shit to say. ya girl got the clit of the century;
Plane n simple!, I beat the pussy & her Pearl harbors no Ill will against me

:-)

u kno ur in trouble when u comment before a bar that's nerdy son
my punches must've left u hurt n stunned n sent u n ur concepts back to 1941

[Flow]

Infiltration
He cant handle real beer, so drinks alco pops to cope with stress
N after facing Real Bars he'll be swaying worse then des after he lost to meth

[Lotto Smirk]

Girls never stay w/ u, face it u ain't got a chance or a hope kid
Fact is you get used more than the played des/sway concept u just posted

[Flow]

Lotto Smirk
After the breast cancer and masectamy your mrs been looking rough
I tried to flatter her, but she looks like shes been flattened enough
After that bar we wont be bros no more... but fuck gloom
Better to have loved and lost...an im betting youll have done both soon

[Wavy Crockett]

Girls never stay w/ u, face it u ain't got a chance or a hope kid
Fact is you get used more than the played des/sway concept u just posted

You got a million dollar smile - buck knife between this asshole's lips
I'm carving Smirk ear-to-ear w/ the blade; that's a Glasgow Kiss

[Lotto Smirk]

Lotto Smirk
After the breast cancer and masectamy your mrs been looking rough
I tried to flatter her, but she looks like shes been flattened enough
After that bar we wont be bros no more... but fuck gloom
Better to have loved and lost...an im betting youll have done both soon

Can't believe you done that shit, lost respect n ya rep too
had to pull out the illness cus judging by ur verses that's the only chance u get to

[Lotto Smirk]

Got ya chicks number, w/ the phone out I wouldn't bleep her
I wouldn't call ur girl ney even though the bitch rocking them horse face features

[Lotto Smirk]

The blade'll get pulled out if u even say u got rhythm
I'll be skinning croc to make designer shoes then kick u to death in em

[Unfukwitable]

u kno ur in trouble when u comment before a bar that's nerdy son
my punches must've left u hurt n stunned n sent u n ur concepts back to 1941

more kids? It'll be none in ya future, I'm clutchin the ruger;
which means, I got something to Put 2 Res like Debunkin a rumor.

[Wavy Crockett]

Lotto Smirk
After the breast cancer and masectamy your mrs been looking rough
I tried to flatter her, but she looks like shes been flattened enough
After that bar we wont be bros no more... but fuck gloom
Better to have loved and lost...an im betting youll have done both soon

I'm a lady killer.. tell your busted bitch not to play w/ me, either
Fuck a money shot; even your slut get snuffed on film, Real - that's 8MM

[Wavy Crockett]

more kids? It'll be none in ya future, I'm clutchin the ruger;
which means, I got something to Put 2 Res like Debunkin a rumor.

My girl throw it back soon as I walk in.. got the baddest bitch wifed
If UFC a knockout at Holm, she got a pair of lips that look like Rousey's after the fight

[Unfukwitable]

My girl throw it back soon as I walk in.. got the baddest bitch wifed
If UFC a knockout at Holm, she got a pair of lips that look like Rousey's after the fight

For u, I got missiles Ima launch today, Frags'll be inside u after hearin "Bombs away";
Ironic I'll be Celebrating w/ Champagne and Docs'll be looking for a 'Shard in Neigh'

[Wavy Crockett]

For u, I got missiles Ima launch today, Frags'll be inside u after hearin "Bombs away";
Ironic I'll be Celebrating w/ Champagne and Docs'll be looking for a 'Shard in Neigh'

Catch an RFID chip before I slaughter prey - no terrorist threat
Big game hunter, he get his ear marked for death; that's an inheritance check

[Flow]

My girl throw it back soon as I walk in.. got the baddest bitch wifed
If UFC a knockout at Holm, she got a pair of lips that look like Rousey's after the fight

gave ya bitch them face shots, fuck a cream pie her face was messed up like triffle
Three shots in i was making head lines an i didnt stop until we reached the eiffal

[Unfukwitable]

Flo Real Wavy Crockett

Killin Real will make Crockett commit suicide & swallow shells from the heat;
So after what I do to Flo-Neighs eyes'll pop out, causing him to spray his self for relief!.

[Flow]

Can't believe you done that shit, lost respect n ya rep too
had to pull out the illness cus judging by ur verses that's the only chance u get to

His bitch mistook him as the tough type, on date night he'd always scowl
But if Lotto giving grave looks, thats the only way he sees his wife now

[Nameflip]

"I may be white but my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonder bread"

[Lotto Smirk]

Ha my girl again! Ur chances of winning this is slim
Yeah we had a close call unlike every battle that your in

[Flow]

Ha my girl again! Ur chances of winning this is slim
Yeah we had a close call unlike every battle that your in

Shiiiit...Keep giving me a bite then ill just keep on fishin
Ill keep coming back to her, listen its pratice for the remission
Ill fuck her in the coffin so hard she will taste my dick up in heaven
Im getting so much head in the box youd think this the ending to seven

[Lotto Smirk]

IT was negative I think u got a confused view
u didn't get the result but no surprise that's what ur normally used too

[Flow]

fuck her in the coffin so hard she will taste my dick up in heaven
Im getting so much head in the box youd think this the ending to seven

IT was negative I think u got a confused view

In his old age hes losing his sight, hearing and now hes the one whose confused....
Ill say it slow for you... IT WASNT YA MRS... IT WAS YA DYIN NAN WHO WAS BEING ABUSED

[Lotto Smirk]

In his old age hes losing his sight, hearing and now hes the one whose confused....
Ill say it slow for you... IT WASNT YA MRS... IT WAS YA DYIN NAN WHO WAS BEING ABUSED

I was taught respect n stuff, ur morals just low as fuck
Yes I have grand parents.. Urs obviously struggled to even drag u up

[Resin M-I-C]

more kids? It'll be none in ya future, I'm clutchin the ruger;
which means, I got something to Put 2 Res like Debunkin a rumor.


shutup 'fore i fuck yo chick n my agility leaves her dead
while u debunkin rumors i'm debunkin the damn stability of her bed

[Resin M-I-C]

IT was negative I think u got a confused view
u didn't get the result but no surprise that's what ur normally used too

u surprised when da bullets fly, these cowboys'll wanna see slumber
i got a Dez-eagle performance that can put up fuckn fantasy numbers

[Flow]

u surprised when da bullets fly, these cowboys'll wanna see slumber
i got a Dez-eagle performance that can put up fuckn fantasy numbers

Hes got no boys so If a cowboy being put to sleep its this lil cub
N if hes bringing aids its the shit he got from the dallas buyers club

[Wavy Crockett]

u surprised when da bullets fly, these cowboys'll wanna see slumber
i got a Dez-eagle performance that can put up fuckn fantasy numbers

I'm straight to the point.. that's hollows if you're game for a brawl
Resin'll make himself clear once they Windex his fuckin brains off the wall

[Wavy Crockett]

Flo Real Wavy Crockett

Killin Real will make Crockett commit suicide & swallow shells from the heat;
So after what I do to Flo-Neighs eyes'll pop out, causing him to spray his self for relief!.

You fuckin w/ vets.. bit my whole style, now this sucka's in debt
So if we got a vested interest, that means you better be wearin one when I come to collect

[Resin M-I-C]

I'm straight to the point.. that's hollows if you're game for a brawl
Resin'll make himself clear once they Windex his fuckin brains off the wall

please ur wavy im a tsunami, u aint seein no snub unless i act snotty
it's a kia vs a bugatti, u still end up in the backseat afta u call shotty

[Orc]

Grab ya crew. Once that thing Kicks n' they all fall
U'd struggle to get to grips with the Longnose.. that's Tic in the Fall Brawl

[Resin M-I-C]

ayy 'gainst neigh u got put back on ur saddle
u know how i kno ur gay.. ur better at complimenting dudes than an actual battle

[Orc]

dog. u aint even half as hot as this (x) <- thats not a kiss
u wanna know how i know im not gay? well... i fucking lost the shit

bruh

[Resin M-I-C]

c'mon man get outta here with them queer bars
u kno how i kno ur gay? ur best friend aint as tight as u n ur jeans are

[Flow]

I hit up a neighbour for resin an i found orc there
With a broke back, mountin res while neigh pulled his hair

[Resin M-I-C]

oh so now u wanna really act live
i'll give YOU a broke back.. like knucklehead afta givin his girl a piggy back ride

[Lotto Smirk]

Dissing knuck ain't fair, ur girl give u that itch & burn
Cus u the one that got the piggy back when u let ur that bitch return

[Saint]

I'll bury u in the sandlot.. watch me open up the damn uzi
while res eyes 'squints' enough to stage a kiss w/ Wendy Peffercorn in that movie

[Saint]

Dissing knuck ain't fair, ur girl give u that itch & burn
Cus u the one that got the piggy back when u let ur that bitch return

knockin fronts out, watch this geek get wasted..
I'll do a number on him.. lotto smirk cuz ill have u spend a mill on teeth replacement

[Resin M-I-C]

I'll bury u in the sandlot.. watch me open up the damn uzi
while res eyes 'squints' enough to stage a kiss w/ Wendy Peffercorn in that movie

that sandlot line is eitha played-or-bit, i hope u asked to rent
with rhymes ur decisions are based-on-flips, this dope is harvey dent

[Saint]

that sandlot line is eitha played-or-bit, i hope u asked to rent
with rhymes ur decisions are based-on-flips, this dope is harvey dent

lol never seen that squints line.. that's a major reach u ho
thats ur insecurities projected outward, to make for the fact ur facial features dont

[Resin M-I-C]

lol never seen that squints line.. that's a major reach u ho
thats ur insecurities projected outward, to make for the fact ur facial features dont

on UPN u made us question if u were a guy right, mascara near ya eyesight
shiiiit this goth got a Choker collection worthy of bart n homer highlights

[Resin M-I-C]

bart n homer r yellow like the sun, ur next line should be bout skin tone
but at least i dont pretend to be a vampire n crawl unda when i have to cross a window

[Saint]

haha.. dug up my info, but its not important & wasn't the truth u whore..
mic a cop informant... boyyy u been the lead sting for the police way before the group was formed

[Resin M-I-C]

there's no room for goth in hip hop kid, watch me mess with slim
must be a wrestling fan, u only mentioned Sting cuz u dress like him

[Saint]

lights both a wave and particle, science tested it in a lab as fact
that double-slit experiment was an eye opener.. anddd so is the surgery u plan to have

[Resin M-I-C]

this homo is obsessed with eyes, ur gayness at rappin is set
i got rhymes in the notebook.. u got the notebook in dvd, blu ray n video cassette

[Flow]

Remember you only get 10 some of you have 18...

[Unfukwitable]

word 10 lines is the max yall.

[slech]

there's no room for goth in hip hop kid, watch me mess with slim
must be a wrestling fan, u only mentioned Sting cuz u dress like him

The reigns over. I'm posting nothing but facts now.
Even Veritas would catch feelings ...the way I'm putting this cat down.

[slech]

hard to get up the nerve to compete, lately I've been beat so often
wait, meth is involved, so he can't vote? I might just have a shot then

They told me not square up with Des. He's a snarky, mean vet.
fuck that...u'd get checked quicker than Charlie Sheen's Ex.

[slech]

Girls never stay w/ u, face it u ain't got a chance or a hope kid
Fact is you get used more than the played des/sway concept u just posted

Lotto should edit that bar. He's better off to publish any quote.
He'd get milked out clean...without a spa treatment using dairy soap

[slech]

ur gunshots muzzled.. get robbed for ya paycheck it's a backward hustle
cuz when I put 2 across you there'll be one down, that's a crossword puzzle

Puzzle me this. I'm just a savage to go thru challengers,
while ur a square who struggle to get ur numbers in line ...that's a sodoku amateur.

[slech]

Fuck

foh

You lost the title to destroyer. Truth is ....he blasted your damn frame
the way u felt the bern with those votes...it would rival a sanders campaign

[slech]

Wavy Crockett

If I catch you, It's over. You're probably screamin' n squrmin' mentally
I got clips, that will handle croc ...u'd think its a steve irwin documentary

[slech]

I rather keep the blade with me. I'll chop the arm off this loser.
when I axe neighbor ...it's not a southerner wanting some sugar.

[slech]

Lotto Smirk
After the breast cancer and masectamy your mrs been looking rough
I tried to flatter her, but she looks like shes been flattened enough
After that bar we wont be bros no more... but fuck gloom
Better to have loved and lost...an im betting youll have done both soon

*facepalm*

he needs to log off now. Watch this geek get sniped with a line.
internet is giving him more L's this year than Meek and Tyga combined.

[slech]

Unfuckwitable?

I already beat him in a title match. the loud cunt forces wack lines
If you see this head-figure go downhill ...it's not a mt.rushmore landslide

[slech]

@upmost

I got Onslaught in a bag. This is a harmful contention.
Only time he rose to the occasion...is at a marvel convention

[Saint]

Lol. Shit was ass leakage..

[slech]

lol u wasn't even worth a quote. sit down