What type of human being buys the cheap toilet paper

[Hush]

Shit got me feels like I got my groceries ate by Mileena on some finish him shit


The fuxk they do process them shits with mikes red hot

[Wavy Crockett]

Shit got me looking like Hardcore Holly w/ the barb wire

You gotta wrap half the roll around your fist or risk a finger popping out the other side

[Nameflip]

Roommate fuck around and get some great value shit tickets? Homey that sucks lol

[Useless]

Strikta

[Witty]

Yeah I dont get it either....I understand a lot of people are struggling financially these days, but surely paying a little extra to make sure your ass doesn't end up in tatters is worth the money? To me it is anyway....not tryna feel like my ass was in a fight with a cheese grater and lost.

[Destroyer]

quilted northern all day

[Useless]

Charmin

Good tp is at the top of the list. I never had to but, I think if it came down to it I would skip a couple meals to have top tier tp

[Strikta]

I use QN, pussy don't tag me.

[Diode]

Charmin w/ Aloe + Vitamin E

+ Wet Wipes

Keep it fresh, man. No dinglberrying.

[Destroyer]

fucking diode

bidet, then blown dry by three virgin millionaires

[Diode]

fucking diode

bidet, then blown dry by three virgin millionaires

that'd be tite.

[Strikta]

Smh.

[Nameflip]

Kevin gates would eat diodes ass bet

[Diode]

Kevin gates would eat diodes ass bet

that salad ain't gonna toss itself tbh

[Nameflip]

Lmfao

[Hush]

That's some faggkt shit what's wrong with yall

[uh-oh]

Yall some rich niggas

Cheap tp from the arab spot. Wet it a little. Problem solved

I also shit before showers tho so there is that

[Diode]

Yall some rich niggas

Cheap tp from the arab spot. Wet it a little. Problem solved

I also shit before showers tho so there is that

pls tell me you don't go str8 from poop 2 shower

:|

[Diode]

That's some faggkt shit what's wrong with yall

https://blogs.gnome.org/muelli/files/2009/06/thelulz.jpeg

[uh-oh]

pls tell me you don't go str8 from poop 2 shower

:|
Lol hell nah

If you listen to yourmomshouse podcast that was a huge deal. #wipegate

But yea i wipe always. Ive got the bitthole of a neanderthal tho even wetting tp and wiping if i skip a shower around noonish im likely to get that butthole itch

I dont know if it seeps or just hides from the tp in the forest of man hair or what

The struggles real

But yea i shit in the morning after downing coffee. Shower and go to work. Its a ritual

[Nameflip]

Y'all pee in the shower or nah?

I do.

[Hush]

Wet wipes feel strange wet butts for homos

[veritas]

Lol wut? Is sucking yiur own dick gay?

[Diode]

Lol hell nah

If you listen to yourmomshouse podcast that was a huge deal. #wipegate

But yea i wipe always. Ive got the bitthole of a neanderthal tho even wetting tp and wiping if i skip a shower around noonish im likely to get that butthole itch

I dont know if it seeps or just hides from the tp in the forest of man hair or what

The struggles real

But yea i shit in the morning after downing coffee. Shower and go to work. Its a ritual

same.

hence wet wipes.

[Witty]

I also dislike the feeling of wet wipes.

Only ever used them once because I had food poisoning and was shitting every 2 minutes, butthole was raw as fuck, wet wipes were all that didn't hurt.

[Ghost1]

pls tell me you don't go str8 from poop 2 shower

:|

This is a bad thing to do?

[Saint]

I use Clorox Wipes

[Strikta]

Lowkey butthole bleacher.

[Saint]

Lol.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Charmin with the lotion shit

[dead man]

fucking diode

bidet, then blown dry by three virgin millionaires
Lmao

3 ply or die

[Neighbor]

gone @ three virgin millionaires

Take this rep Destroyer

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Lowkey butthole bleacher.


trust this nigga knows eything there is to know about detergents

[Useless]

Wet wipes feel strange wet butts for homos

I felt the same when I first used em. Now I can't poop without em, I feel dirty afterwards if I don't use em.


I pee in the shower

[Diode]

trust this nigga knows eything there is to know about detergents

this was good and sneaky

[Inno]

Whats wrong with wiping in the shower?

Dont shake my hand tho

[Strikta]

this was good and sneaky

That post wasn't good or sneaky. Just a faggot cosignin another faggot.

[sral]

oh shit I remember that time I was dirtperson broke and bought some of that cheap nasty sandpaper toilet roll shit

during the inevitable wipe/wet tissue my middle finger broke through the papers surface and slid directly up my own asshole

my asshole pretty much clamped shut in horror, it hurt like a bitch too

I don't know if it was the shock or the sudden blind panic of adrenaline kicking in but I came a little down the side of my leg before wiping up with the shitty tissue and flushing that bitch away fast as I could never to speak on the matter again

[Ghost1]

Lmfao sheesh

[veritas]

Poop then let the shower wash it off in the morning.

Suck your own wang too...it's only gay if you skeet on or in your face.

Fair?

[sral]

how is sucking your own cock gay in the slightest?

[Useless]

This thread took a turn for the worse

[Inno]

oh shit I remember that time I was dirtperson broke and bought some of that cheap nasty sandpaper toilet roll shit

during the inevitable wipe/wet tissue my middle finger broke through the papers surface and slid directly up my own asshole

my asshole pretty much clamped shut in horror, it hurt like a bitch too

I don't know if it was the shock or the sudden blind panic of adrenaline kicking in but I came a little down the side of my leg before wiping up with the shitty tissue and flushing that bitch away fast as I could never to speak on the matter again

Lmao how hard to do you wipe?

[Batty]

Anybody ever been in a shituation where you only got paper towels and no tp on deck tho?

Desperate times/ desperate measures.

Butthole feeling like you sat down on Sonic the Hedgehog while he was charging up the spin dash.

[Hush]

Shit felt like it was made out of quilted uranium

[Ghost1]

Had to use magazine pages before

That shit changed me forever.

[Chill Phil]

That nigga Hush got doo doo under his thumbnail

[Batty]

The passage into manhood is paved with a shit hitting you in the woods and having to lose a sock.

Even Bear Grylls had a hotel room for that.

[Dope girl]

Nun wrong with it

[veritas]

The passage into manhood is paved with a shit hitting you in the woods and having to lose a sock.

Even Bear Grylls had a hotel room for that.

OR A WIFE BEATER.....TWICE....LOLZ