nootropics

[Ghost1]

I kno we've had this topic before

But now I care


A little





Should I buy alpha brain?

[El Muffin]

Chill Phil

[uh-oh]

long answer?

no.

[Saint]

What are you looking to gain from Nootropics? Memory gains? Concentration? The brain is so complicated we need to know more about the results you are looking for. Also have you had blood work done by a nutritionist? Sometimes solving vitamin deficiencies can have pretty drastic results on your cognitive capabilities.

[uh-oh]

to put it in perspective

the only person i've ever heard talk about it is joe rogan, and he sells it, like i think it is his company.

so if that isn't a red flag of fuckery right there, consider the fact that in his ads promoting it he constantly mentions he's not a snake oil salesmen and he's not trying to rip anyone off. sounds legit. SARCASM

also from hearing tons of his nonsense ads, if you do buy a bottle i think you can get your money back, so if it doesn't work, like i suspect, you can always get your money back, and keep the pills.

godspeed

i'm tryna cop that provigil nuvigil shit whatever that is tho, but i think cocaine trumps all

[Plot]

Eat some vergetables you fuckhead

[Saint]

Modafinil

[oats]

I've used it before, honestly couldn't tell much of a difference. and it's expensive. the one thing that did happen was when I took a bunch before bed, I had trippy dreams, which was cool.

but yeah, didn't do much for me. I like a lot of other onnit products though

[Wavy Crockett]

No, don't buy Alpha Brain

I will give you the stack I'm currently using if you'd like to pursue such ventures

[Ghost1]

Like wat oats

Yes please young wave


And no blood work inf....I take fish oil, multi & zma tho and I eat fairly well

As far as goals........they all seem to advertise the same shit.....better memory, sharper focus, higher productivity etc.....all those sound cool to me lol.


Oh an word to uh oh I was remembering u had said that an wasn't sure if alphabrain was the product that he endorsed or not. He's weird. I've heard him ramble on about that one drug that opens ur 3rd eye too.

[Diode]

Garbage.

Junk science.

Thoroughly disproven.

PS.

Lumosity and "brain training" are nonsense too.

[Ghost1]

Lol sheesh diode


U don't mess with any nootropics ?

[Knux]

stay natty ant

[uh-oh]

hey bags

whats a day in your life look like

[Allen Knight]

heard that shit is a scam & doesn't do anything.

[Wavy Crockett]

Take Provigil & tell me it doesn't do anything lol

They give the shit to Air Force pilots to keep them on a buck during 3-4 day missions

Do not listen to these sandy-haired fuck boys, young Bagatronium

Give your body to science

[Chamber]

yea donate ur body to science this weekend so they can cut ur stupid porker body open & us ur insides for h/s sex-ed videos showing how herpes & full blow aids from gettin rammed in the anal cavity & eating to many cannoli's filled w/ goat sperm effects ur insides...god i hope ur faggot soul rots in the depths of satans living room.

[Wavy Crockett]

Sonned?

[Knux]

yep

cannolis are fuego tho

[Chamber]

http://media.giphy.com/media/14wTbNneogwjba/giphy.gif

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah go for it man and then afterwards you should read some 9/11 truther documentaries and then after that maybe take some cell tech and snort a rail of cockroaches I heard that helps you remember math so do that and then afterwards you should focus your Chi by meditating on a pile of eucalyptus leaves so you can channel your inner fuccboi better. Once you've done all that then you can go ahead and Go Clear with Tom Cruise or whatever and meet Chyeah on Nibiru in the COSMOS OF YOUR MIND.

Shit's bullshit don't let Neighbor trick you because he won the local Omaha Hi-Lo $10 buy in after an *all nighter* on Brain Boost 40Million.

[Knux]

dead <3

[Ghost1]

This thread really turned into something special. Thanks bros.

[oats]

ayo Bags
ya career hit a SNAG
couldn't touch me if we were playin TAG
know why? cuz you only roll wit FAGS
ya'll meet up to watch JAG
that's how I know you're a FAG
#SWAG

[uh-oh]

GOT EM

BARS FOR DAYS IN AUTUMN
MY CAR IS MADE OF DOGS AND THE BONES OF ANCIENT FROGMEN
MY PURSUIT OF LOOT IS DOGGED
MY FRUIT AND LOOPS IS SOGGED AND
MY SUPER DUPER COCKS THE SIZE OF TWO BAZOOKAS, HONEST.

[uh-oh]

NIGGA
I GOT AN ALPHAS BRAIN
SMOKING ON ALFALFA STRAINS
FIGHTING WITH REPTILES ON A MONOLITHIC MOUNTAIN RANGE

[oats]

ayo uh-oh
can't lie, that WAS DOPE
too bad you sound like someone who
takes it up the BUTT DOE
speaking of BUTTS, YO
you got everything BUT DOUGH

[veritas]

go to powdercity.com


take the following morning dosage:


2 noopept
2 mucana pruriens
2 phenibut
2 kavu kavu
1 fish oil


you are very welcome.


I despise you. This would make me despise you a little less

[veritas]

ayo uh-oh
can't lie, that WAS DOPE
too bad you sound like someone who
takes it up the BUTT DOE
speaking of BUTTS, YO
you got everything BUT DOUGH

you liberal and bias
mad dat my intellect the highest
how i'm totally sober yet still the highest
you peehole is crusty and ya underwear musty

[uh-oh]

ayo uh-oh
can't lie, that WAS DOPE
too bad you sound like someone who
takes it up the BUTT DOE
speaking of BUTTS, YO
you got everything BUT DOUGH

I'M FROM THE LAND OF CASH RULES
YOUR IN THE LAND OF DOG EATERS
I'D TAKE THE TIME TO RAZ YOU
BUT I GOTTA GO TO WORK FOR 10 DOLLARS AN HOUR NOW.

[oats]

VERITAS
you're such a CARELESS BITCH
you prolly SCARED OF FISH
don't know what MARRIAGE IS
comparing you and me is apples to oranges...
but you still eat PEARS N SHIT

[uh-oh]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ghost1]

Good. Good.

[veritas]

VERITAS
you're such a CARELESS BITCH
you prolly SCARED OF FISH
don't know what MARRIAGE IS
comparing you and me is apples to oranges...
but you still eat PEARS N SHIT

bruh I EAT BEARS AND DIP
the fabrics of space time TEARS AND RIP
ya girls pussy HAIRS ON MY DICK
stay turned up LIKE ZELPH'S LIP
bitch I got these laser's EQUIPPED.

[Wavy Crockett]

VERITAS
you're such a CARELESS BITCH
you prolly SCARED OF FISH
don't know what MARRIAGE IS
comparing you and me is apples to oranges...
but you still eat PEARS N SHIT

Yooo QUAKER OATS
You softer than RAISIN TOAST
I be liftin my guns; that's RAISIN TOAST
I pipe ya bitch then wipe my dick w/ your FAVORITE COAT
You couldn't afford Frosted FLAKES AT HOME; I'm eatin CREPES IN ROME

[Chill Phil]

had the club goin' UP...on a Tuesday

[veritas]

Yooo QUAKER OATS
You softer than RAISIN TOAST
I be liftin my guns; that's RAISIN TOAST
I pipe ya bitch then wipe my dick w/ your FAVORITE COAT
You couldn't afford Frosted FLAKES AT HOME; I'm eatin CREPES IN ROME

YO NEIGH you SO GAY
you a mental cripple, NO SOZE'
i'm sipping ripple, NO MOET
I'm lithe and nimble, YOU SLOW NEIGH
YOU SLOW NEIGH, you just read it the first time, in the first rhyme
I'M SO BEA.

[oats]

Ayo WAVY CROCKETT
how come you never been near any LADY CROTCHES?
You ain't hot, more like Polly how you PLAY WITH POCKETS
plus yo breath smells like GRAVY SOCK SHIT
...you LAZY SOFT BITCH

[Diode]

Yeah go for it man and then afterwards you should read some 9/11 truther documentaries and then after that maybe take some cell tech and snort a rail of cockroaches I heard that helps you remember math so do that and then afterwards you should focus your Chi by meditating on a pile of eucalyptus leaves so you can channel your inner fuccboi better. Once you've done all that then you can go ahead and Go Clear with Tom Cruise or whatever and meet Chyeah on Nibiru in the COSMOS OF YOUR MIND.

Shit's bullshit don't let Neighbor trick you because he won the local Omaha Hi-Lo $10 buy in after an *all nighter* on Brain Boost 40Million.

thank for these lols.

[Witty]

Ayo QUAKER OATS
You look like a hippy version of NEIGH BUT BROKE
I'm death with my BLADE AND CLOAK
Here to MAKE YOU CHOKE
Like your students with your dick in their ASIAN THROATS
You stuck on that Molly like PATRICK SWAYZE'S GHOST
With these bars you get cooked, I'ma BASTE AND ROAST
And show you I'm your father...DARTH VADER QUOTE
quaker oats

[oats]

ayo Witty
not gonna lie, you SHITTY
saw ya chick last night - she ain't PRETTY
she said ya dick is ITTY BITTY
that statement was investigated and confirmed by an official COMMITTEE

[Ghost1]

Ok but guys

How safe do u think neighbor and veritas cocktails r?

Or maybe more importantly.....how expensive?

[Wavy Crockett]

www.peaknootropics.com

Stop being a little Sally & step your wizard game up

I am a Level 10 Supreme Dick Ninja Warlock

This didn't happen overnight

[Witty]

quaker oats - damn...I should probably retire now tbh.

Bags I dunno about Neigh, sounds dangerous, but why would you even think about drinking anything Veritas tells you to, considering he has openly stated he wants you dead, on numerous occasions?

THINK!

[Wavy Crockett]

Joe Rogan doesn't love you

Neighbor loves you

[oats]

honestly, best thing to do for your brain is read books and do some math problems from time to time.


this on top of exercise, of course

[Ghost1]

www.peaknootropics.com

Stop being a little Sally & step your wizard game up

I am a Level 10 Supreme Dick Ninja Warlock

This didn't happen overnight

Lmao. I'm gone.

Imma peep that site tho....but I was trynna avoid Havin to do a grip of different ones

An word to oats ... 10 more lbs an I bless nc w this shirtless freestyle

[Ghost1]

Oh oh OHHHHH

An I seen a little ncg at my kids cheerleading practice last weekend...

She was a little downsy....bbut I mean the girl had heart

So....they got the girls divided up into red squad an blue squad by their t shirt colors.....TEAMS BREAK INTO UR SQUADS.....our little ncg....in her red shirt.....head held high....strides over to the blue squad. No fucks to give. Of course every1 let's her promptly know that she is misguided ..and has ended up on the wrong team....to which she retorts to by barking at the nearest girl in ear shot. Soooo she remains on the blue squad. Point 1 for our ncg in training. Later on I glance over at this little gremlin an she has her winter hat pulled all the way over her face an just her tongue sticks out as she spins around like a helicopter during the jumping Jacks warm up session. Well at this point I'm impressed. Subscribed. So I watch her more....actually at this point she was all that I cared to even see.....she called the cheers out of count....an when I say she called the cheers.....I mean she just yelled out sounds and growled interesting things that caught most of the crowd off guard. At one point they do this thing where each cheerleader introduces themselves an does a little cheer jump....an they go from girl to girl......so they're moving along.....TAMMY TEEHEE....BRANDY HEEEHHEE....MONICA HOORAY......then....we arrive at our beautiful ncg......laying on the ground sprawled out......no response....legit unsure if she suffocated herself w the winter hat or if she was just having a little nap. This is the best practice they've ever had I thought.....see this girl was from the other class that starts earlier ...... but in true ncg fashion she apparently just showed up wenever the fuck she wanted an joined the group. Honestly idk if she even had parents. I think wen the practice was over she just kindve floated away in a magic little retard bubble to retire for the afternoon and hopefully grace us with her genius some day soon once more. Bless that child. An ncg was she.

[Ghost1]

Oh that's for witty thread. Lmao.

[oats]

An word to oats ... 10 more lbs an I bless nc w this shirtless freestyle

got so much rep ready

[Plot]

So people in this thread have some seriously expensive piss.

[Knux]

sonned

[Tic]

sonned
Sonned.

[veritas]

Ok but guys

How safe do u think neighbor and veritas cocktails r?

Or maybe more importantly.....how expensive?

Do it.

[uh-oh]

hey bags

quit with all these womanly pursuits

oats is somewhat on track with the reading and math. you kind of have to tax your brain to get it to work. like your shitty muscles you are trying to build with your shitty workouts

personally i'd recommend you start making beats

people who play music and shits brains are superior to people who dont. its like neural pathways or some shit it builds

but let me guess thats too difficult huh you soft headed BUFFOON

TRY AND FIND A MAGIC PILL TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS THEN

[Ghost1]

U are extra sassy this morning. I think we should start over.

[Wavy Crockett]

Yeah, don't take advice from the handsome guy w/ the hot girl who makes more than 98% of this board

Just do math & stuff

That'll do the trick

[Ghost1]

Anybody able to rebuttal that?

Cuz right now young wave smell like money

[Plot]

Fuck your sarcastic tounge is so sharp sometimes Bags..
Imma have to PM you.

[uh-oh]

YEA WELL NEIGH IS HANDSOME

WHICH LEADS TO THE GOOD LOOKING GIRL

AND LEADS TO THE WELL PAYING JOB BECAUSE HE'S NOT INTIMIDATING AND APPROACHABLE

[Ghost1]

Wigga...u used to be handsome lmao

Try caring.....just for 1 year....I promise u will like it.

[uh-oh]

BUT NAH

i'm in an excellent mood bro's i just forgot how to be funny and likable throughout the years.

i am averse to anyone bettering themselves though, it is either because i refuse to do so myself so i'm jealous of those who do, but then i think about bettering myself, and how it cuts into time i use to destroy myself and remember i don't want to do any of that.

at the end of the day i'm always thinking about the fact that i don't understand existence in a broad general sense, not a societal sense, and i view people bettering themselves as giving into societal pressures and trying to extend their time in an existence we will never understand and its like

i enjoy beating off to deplorable porn after 12 hour video game sessions in which my only breaks are to microwave hot pockets and pizza rolls and to piss before grabbing more soda.

so we all lead lives in this world

mines better

SO HAVE FUN SQUATTING LIKE A WOMAN

AND EATING MULTIVITAMINS

i guess you got a kid tho you kind of have to be around for so there is that

i'm a loner in this existence of ignorance counting the days until the lights go out

[Ghost1]

Ayo but I mean....pussy is kindve cool too?

[oats]

Handsome fella with a hot chick who makes good $$$ and has accomplished shit URL checking in

Read, practice your math, listen to people. You'll be Aite bagatron. Lmk how your offspring is doing, i can help you raise them right too

[Plot]

just eat your vegies mate

[Wavy Crockett]

I respect uh-oh da god's charisma & viewpoints

I think you have to find your motive; not everyone who "gives in" to societal norms is trying to accomplish the same thing

Sincerely,
The young Patrick Bateman w/ a gun fascination

[veritas]

My reputation speaks for itself.

Brain vitamins are good.

[Wavy Crockett]

My reputation speaks for itself.

Brain vitamins are good.

I'm interested who would win in a staring contest

[Ghost1]

Here's how this plays out.. each of u will record a video of ur selves staring at a picture of the other... timing ur selves until blinking occurs. Then times will be compared.

[Ghost1]

Handsome fella with a hot chick who makes good $$$ and has accomplished shit URL checking in

Read, practice your math, listen to people. You'll be Aite bagatron. Lmk how your offspring is doing, i can help you raise them right too

Gonna need pics of her to confirm tbc

Also I don't 5ake parenting advice from people without children....thanks tho bitch nigga.

[veritas]

No contest is needed. Neigh is far below me in everything.

Take my formula and you will feel good fuck good and think good.

[Fracture]

Man fuck advice about kids from people who have none


Dad Frac would slap the shit out of Bachelor Frac

[oats]

Gonna need pics of her to confirm tbc

Also I don't 5ake parenting advice from people without children....thanks tho bitch nigga.

Bags, we've been bffs for 5 years now (FYI), you know I'd never lie to you.

Real question though: does that mean you wouldn't listen to your child's teacher if they didn't have kids themselves?

I'm a highly qualified professional with years of experience - and that's to say nothing of my stellar topical career and enviable battle runs. Plus, I also have raised my dog really well. 90% of the time he shits on the pad or outside. I know, it's impressive. If your daughter ever has a problem shitting on the floor, or if she chews on the furniture/through your socks and underwear, or she doesn't stop barking at people who walk by, let me know. I can help. I want to help.

[PancakeBrah]

i literally have no doubt that oats' girl is of the highest calibur.

how can one have that hair and ukulele skill and not?

[oats]

thank you, Cake. glad someone here has some sense

[Ghost1]

Bags, we've been bffs for 5 years now (FYI), you know I'd never lie to you.

Real question though: does that mean you wouldn't listen to your child's teacher if they didn't have kids themselves?

I'm a highly qualified professional with years of experience - and that's to say nothing of my stellar topical career and enviable battle runs. Plus, I also have raised my dog really well. 90% of the time he shits on the pad or outside. I know, it's impressive. If your daughter ever has a problem shitting on the floor, or if she chews on the furniture/through your socks and underwear, or she doesn't stop barking at people who walk by, let me know. I can help. I want to help.

Lmao! If I need a homework consult or housebreaking tips u will be my first contact old friend.