BAL contendership: Schadenfreude (2-0) vs Flo real (3-2) - Schadenfreude wins

[Lotto Smirk]

Battle Arena League



Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Wednesday,
November 18th 2015 11:59 PM PST.
Extensions are 24 hours


Line Limit:

Min. = 10
Max. = 12
NO EXCEPTIONS


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1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
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linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in IS NOTmandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.


Schadenfreude Flo Real

[Schadenfreude]

Nov 18? Lol..going 12.

[Lotto Smirk]

Nov 18? Lol..going 12.

Didn't have much time to get battles up I'm still in work and too busy to edit

[Schadenfreude]

Quick kill, I mean key...

Bitch I’m ambidextrous, aiming dual heaters, the two hander
so have a bulletproof tucked safe or die w/ the duck-face, like Bieber in Zoolander.
Prob ecstatic to be a contender, just to get bodied the worst
fig’d Lotto put u in a winning slot, til u realized it’s more like the lottery curse.
For real stop it, u dead. I melee & chop shit too gory..
since u a topical head, I’ll make the top of yo head, look like it dropped a few stories.
Swear I couldn’t take this battle seriously if I wanted to,
reason’s right in front of u, w/ that loser-ass Flo, s’no wonder why ya dropped the “W”
Got into contendership from no show wins, pick a box instead
shit all u’ve done is survived under garbage, u’re Glenn from The Walking Dead.
Want trouble, topic & bar leagues aren’t much of a scuffle
so try yo shit w/ Me & get knockd tf out, by some 1-2 punches u’ll NEVER rebuttal.

[Flow]

Dropping today. I thought tis was due next week

[sral]

Flo was having network problems, asked me to post this for him:

Thinks he sharp but ain't got the rep that comes with the nine
Wanted to be him so bad he brought a gun to commit a knife crime
I give ya bitch the finger so hard.. its like the end level to super smash
I got them fury fists, left the klit battered n bloody until the bell entered the match
No hiding son, ill fuck you up wherever you go in a fight....
If he runs hes facing a bad Trip an i bet he couldnt beat him once in his life
And fuck freud hes a cunt too, obsessed with cocks and gays
Shiiit its no wonder you pass off your gay tendancies as "well, i never left the oral stage"
Your a fucking nobody, the only guy i seen give you some love was meth
Another whack nobody seekin power n friends to give the illusion of respect
Fuck your 12 you faggot cock sucking prick...
Yeah you hammered out Plotlines, but unlike him this is scripted for someone real to win

[Bash]

Topical head, glenn

Vs

Plotlines

V/Schaun. Flos execution isnt really that harsh. Lines just didnt come off tough in this one. Schaun had two lines i thought were nice. He gets the nod

[Cred]

Topical head, flo w

Vs

Plotlines was cool

Schneud gets this one here. Hus quotables weree alot harsher. More punches with better wording like that plot line woulda been good. But nonetheless schneud gets this

Vote shnad

[Knux]

schades verse was straight ether tbh. only bar i didnt like was his closer. Plotlines was dope from flo but prettyOne sided

v/schade

[slech]

Quick kill, I mean key...

Prob ecstatic to be a contender, just to get bodied the worst
fig’d Lotto put u in a winning slot, til u realized it’s more like the lottery curse.
For real stop it, u dead. I melee & chop shit too gory..
since u a topical head, I’ll make the top of yo head, look like it dropped a few stories.
Got into contendership from no show wins, pick a box instead
shit all u’ve done is survived under garbage, u’re Glenn from The Walking Dead.


that garbage line was fire. lol

vs

Flo was having network problems, asked me to post this for him:

Thinks he sharp but ain't got the rep that comes with the nine
Wanted to be him so bad he brought a gun to commit a knife crime

eh schad dominated with more creativity here. flo was throwing soft jabs. okay but not enough to get the W

[Plot]

Shards topical/story line is great, Ive done the concept before but not as well...
made me smile to see it delivered well, though the set up was pretty meh...
when I dropt it I think I said: Your always dropping tall stories, we wish you'd fall off one.
Or something like that, I can't remember, but that was good.
Yeah didnt like Flo much here...
V-S

[Junto]

For real stop it, u dead. I melee & chop shit too gory..
since u a topical head, I’ll make the top of yo head, look like it dropped a few stories.
Swear I couldn’t take this battle seriously if I wanted to,
reason’s right in front of u, w/ that loser-ass Flo, s’no wonder why ya dropped the “W”
Got into contendership from no show wins, pick a box instead
shit all u’ve done is survived under garbage, u’re Glenn from The Walking Dead.

vs.

Fuck your 12 you faggot cock sucking prick...
Yeah you hammered out Plotlines, but unlike him this is scripted for someone real to win

cool battle...
haven't read a lot of Schade shit since he got back but this was nice
topical head was tough & that rhyme pattern was fire... good shit
wasn't feelin the closer & never seen Zoolander 2 but the rest was all solid
Flo brought some bars in one I read recently, but this wasn't one of his better performances
I liked plotlines, the Freude/oral stage concept was new to me but execution was weak...
Klit & Fury I seen in the champ match so that took away...

Schade outgunned him here

V/ Schadenfreude