redskins/cowboys

[uh-oh]

Strikta

i'm down 19 in my fantasy league this week. i had an excellent week too, outside of cj anderson smh. my opponent just had a better excellent week.

my opponent has the redskins D still yet to play, and i have jordan reed. (i dropped desean jackson the week before he became relevant again after holding onto him all year lol.)

so basically i need the cowboys to somehow manage to be competent offensively and on special teams to ensure the redskins defense does terrible fantasy wise, and i need a 2 td bunch of catch effort from jordan reed.

there is no real point to this thread i realize as i type this. i just feel the need to tell someone.

go redskins lmao

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while we are posting in an irrelevant thread

since murrays been demoted i should try and grab ryan matthews right? he's got a concussion or whatever but has been efficient in limited work

i would grab sproles but he's already scooped up.

if i had any backs of merit i would be undefeated

damn you leveon bell

damn you marc trestman for not utilizing forsett when he was healthy

and damn you aaron donald for breaking forsetts arm

[Diode]

fuck jordan reed.

i'm up 11 and my opp has reed.

[Chill Phil]

Hi...


Redskins might be fired up for this game, I think this is the first time they've led the division since the late 80's early 90's.

Bye...

[Diode]

Hi...


Redskins might be fired up for this game, I think this is the first time they've led the division since the late 80's early 90's.

Bye...

don't u start this kareoke shit

[Inno]

The skins are relevent?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Crazy lmao

I'm against someone with wash d and reed playing tonight as well

Up 39 tho so unless they kill it I'm good

[Strikta]

Won division in 12 Phil.
uh-oh, u will be fine... Skins D quietly good thoo.

Reed will generate about 100+1td this week, or should. Dallas secondary trash af & Kirk at home.

I think Garcon goes off tonight too tho.

Also yes, scoop Matthews.. he's doing work for Philly.

[Strikta]

Reed + Skins D could generate 40 fzntasy pts.

[Strikta]

Triple post cuz Skins still lead the division even if we take an L.

Ha.

Love it.

[Moe Jetts]

Put 200 on the skins -3 1/2 and chose to parlay with the under 43. Nervous about the under.

[Strikta]

Lol^

I wouldn't have, but u are prolly fine.

[Diode]

nfc least.

[Strikta]

Yeah, u know, the division u grew up a part of then abandoned..?

[Diode]

yep, that one.

[Strikta]

Why'd u do that tho?

How can u jump ship like that and pretend like ur fandom is still valid?

Ur the worst kind of fan.

Zero respect for u in that regard.. & I DO respect u otherwise, but not on this.

Fuck u.

[Diode]

Why'd u do that tho?

How can u jump ship like that and pretend like ur fandom is still valid?

Ur the worst kind of fan.

Zero respect for u in that regard.. & I DO respect u otherwise, but not on this.

Fuck u.

this is me tho

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Kl9U1w3x--/ngt0rzggh51yjq9gaf69.gif

/12-0

[Strikta]

Smh.

[Inno]

Yeah id be a fan of 12-0 too

They wont wont get to the superbowl tho bet

[Strikta]

Must be nice.

Sacrifice integrity to be a get-wit.. seems legit.

[Diode]

Yeah id be a fan of 12-0 too

They wont wont get to the superbowl tho bet

i've been on this wagon since 2011

but yeah after the year i expected when kelvin went down and their splashy FA pickup was blind side.. this is nice.

very nice.

[Diode]

Must be nice.

Sacrifice integrity to be a get-wit.. seems legit.

lol@integrity and jerry jones

no

just stop

[Strikta]

Lol terrible.

[Chill Phil]

don't u start this kareoke shit

Hi...

You let trolls troll. Let Phil chill.


Bye...

[Fart]

uh-oh Are you even going to watch Sea @ Bal?

[ill nik-A]

Hi
I got witten and he has Bailey
I'm down three, PPR league

This determines the playoffs for me in my big league

[uh-oh]

uh-oh Are you even going to watch Sea @ Bal?

it will be on a screen in my ABODE

i've been lucky enough to distract from my teams failures with fanduel/draftkings on sundays/mondays but im in a losing slide with that too

worst season in a long time as far as my mental well being. i got spoiled. schaub's reminding me of the boller days, except boller was da god of course

[Fart]

Lol boller
I still cant believe they are sticking with schaub tho. basically anyone could do better. I would be cool with a ravens win if every game werent absolutely critical for us right now

[ill nik-A]

it will be on a screen in my ABODE

i've been lucky enough to distract from my teams failures with fanduel/draftkings on sundays/mondays but im in a losing slide with that too

worst season in a long time as far as my mental well being. i got spoiled. schaub's reminding me of the boller days, except boller was da god of course

Oh yea I forgot

Fuck u and commas we beat u in ur face stick ur head in doodoo

Go Dolphins!

[Strikta]

Ravens should have won that game.. Tucker was a fucker tho.

[Fart]

this is the worst game of the season
how did they fuck up prime time THIS BAD???

[Diode]

this is somehow even worse than i thought it would be

fumbles and penalties are the only offense for either side

feel bad for witten having to catch his 1000th pass from matt cassel

sad

[Strikta]

The officiating was absolutely horrid 1st half.

[Knux]

sonned

[Strikta]

3 fumble recoveries for Skins D... nice.

[Fart]

If that's a catch the entire rule book needs to be scrapped.

[Strikta]

Game over.

Thanks Desean.

[Diode]

Lol redskins

Lol djax

Watch Dallas find a way to blow this gift

[Diode]

Idiot DMC just went out of bounds

This game is bees

[Diode]

LMFAO NOW AN INADVERTANT WHISTLE

WOW

[Diode]

And the idiot scores instead of going down at the 1

Idiots

Everyone is dumb

[Strikta]

Dallas dumb af.. should have ran out the clock.

[Diode]

Gr8 now my opp has Reed back in play

Fuck you Garrett and DMC you dumbshits

[Diode]

Facemask

Lolololol Dallas is going to fucking blow it

So amazing

[Fart]

I don't even

[Diode]

Guys I am all of of tears from laughter

This is why, Strike

This is exactly why lolololol

[Strikta]

Omfg yo

[Chamber]

damn sick touchdown.

[Diode]

So close to a botched xp

Would have been a perfect ending

[Diode]

Everyone is suddenly competent in the last 1:30 of the game

Hilar

[Diode]

Hi
I got witten and he has Bailey
I'm down three, PPR league

This determines the playoffs for me in my big league

Not lookin good 4 u right now

Bailey outscoring Witten lol

[Diode]

Why wouldn't you run fb and kill clock

[Diode]

RIP nik big money league

[Diode]

Redskins lost yardage on that lateral attempt

The NFC least

Httr lololol

[Pharaohs Army]

Neither team deserved to win.

p.s. Dez gets away with more push-offs at critical moments than anyone in NFL history except for his fellow88 Irvin.

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3 fumble recoveries for Skins D... nice.

negged lol. not really but word.

fucking 7-6 sliding into the fantasy playoffs. i dropped 160 and still lost

and that was a fluke 160, hopkins my best guy was my lowest score for a wr with 19. had maclin and baldwin who both dropped like 30. tyrod had a 4 td effort. etc.

now i gotta play this dude again in rd 1. he literally has all of the backs.

forte,gurley,allen, johnson, etc

i got shaun draughn and fuck all

matthews cleared concusiion protocol and my losing streak has moved me from 10th to 8th in the waiver order so maybe i'll get him

gonna try and get james white too.

fuck everything i'm fucked

my lineup as of now

tyrod taylor
shaun draughn
cj anderson
deandre hopkins
jeremy maclin
jordan reed
doug baldwin
bears D (gonna swap for packers if possible)
josh brown

bench

allen hurns
stefon diggs
james starks
alfred blue
karlos williams
devin funchess

just shoot me in the face niggas

[Diode]

Gurley ain't done shit in weeks and buck Allen has to run on Seattle

It will be ok

[Fart]

Hurns and Williams should be back this week. Shady was injured.

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word i don't know if i'm gonna play hurns tho, hopkins/maclin/baldwin seem pretty solid

i feel like maclins due for a shitty game if any of them are. baldwins been beasting, i dunno you watch the seahawks so you would know better than anyone whether he's due for a shitty outing

i feel good enough about them. diggs was solid for a few weeks like hurns, but i don't believe in either of them enough now that its playoffs

and karlos williams im basically holding cuz other options are so bleak. i don't think mccoys injured tho, and he's facing philly so i see rex giving him a ton of carries to rub it in chips face he got rid of him for bumass murray lol

[Fart]

oh word ure right shady passed concussion tests. I was watching the game and he hit his head hard lol

i dropped diggs bum ass since teams are now savvy to him being the only viable WR for the vikings and teddy is horrible without AP beasting. picked up lockett as he's consistently getting more and more looks. kid is a playmaker too

seahawks play the ravens and browns dude lmao keep baldy in there. or pick up Lockett.

[Fart]

Bortles vs Indy or Dalton vs Pit?

[Fart]

uh-oh if u can, pick up a Cleveland RB against 49ers they give up almost 30 points a game to RB's.

or maybe Spencer Ware. he's been getting a lot of goal to go touches.

[Fart]

matchup ranks.

duke johnson @ 9ers
giants RB @ mia
charles sims @ NO
spencer ware @ SD
draughn @ browns
abdullah/riddck @ rams
starks @ dal
gray @ NYG
ryan mathews @ buf
daniel herron @ jac
james white @ hou
matt jones @ chi

[Diode]

uh-oh if u can, pick up a Cleveland RB against 49ers they give up almost 30 points a game to RB's.


do not do this

they are all terrible + johnny football is pass happy

[Strikta]

I think it's time to close this thread now tbh.

[uh-oh]

do not do this

they are all terrible + johnny football is pass happy

yea the only back worth having is duke johnson. mainly cuz its ppr and he does alot of work on checkdowns

i had crowell for awhile but he's abysmal

i was able to pick up ryan matthews, so if it looks like he'll be the starter i'm gonna start him over cj anderson

shaun draughn/ryan matthews ain't too inspiring but word. i would rather start blue but im not sure if he'll carry the full workload

[Witty]

Just posting to say that as a child we woukd play a game called Cowboys vs Indians, and this thread reminded me of that.

So, uh, yeah. Cool.

[Fart]

yea the only back worth having is duke johnson. mainly cuz its ppr and he does alot of work on checkdowns

i had crowell for awhile but he's abysmal

i was able to pick up ryan matthews, so if it looks like he'll be the starter i'm gonna start him over cj anderson

shaun draughn/ryan matthews ain't too inspiring but word. i would rather start blue but im not sure if he'll carry the full workload

murray was just crying about not getting more work so i'd start mathews with confidence. i picked up sims for my flex cuz buck allen aint doing shit against my hawks

[Diode]

murray was just crying about not getting more work so i'd start mathews with confidence. i picked up sims for my flex cuz buck allen aint doing shit against my hawks

i dunno man

he's a huge pass catcher

[Fart]

but literally the only threat like AP was

[uh-oh]

i know you're a homer and all but buck will put up more points then sims for sure. probably. are you in a ppr? in a standard he might not do shit.

also i'd probably start dalton over bortles but its a tossup.

[Fart]

standard
i decided with bortles. i proposed that question to my girl (literally my jenny) and she said bortles. she dont know shit but every time i ask her she chooses right