get a job at mcdonalds challenge

[Ghost1]

So .... me an some of my friends are doing this challenge that I came up with

I invite any ncg that would like to partake to join as well

It simple

First person to get hired a mcdonalds for any position wins

Pics of ur acceptance letter for confirmation (idk if they even do these lmao)

If they don't let's just be adults an work off the honor system



Participants

Allen the stupid fucking spic fagot white trash human garbage dickhead

[Allen Knight]

no, faggot.

[veritas]

do we have beef?

[Ghost1]

Ok allen is in.

[Ghost1]

do we have beef?

I think it has been a long time since this has been true.

[veritas]

My plan is working to perfection. Excellent.

[Ghost1]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/62DHZ8vnI7ju8/giphy.gif

[Knux]

lmfao

[Strikta]

Challenge accepted.

[Ghost1]

Haha my dude.

Be sure to post any progress or stories itt. We are starting this weekend so I'll post results itt soon.

[Strikta]

What really sucks is its an online app that takes like 45 mins.

But word I'll let yall know.

[Ghost1]

LMAO is it really????

Fuck I thought I'd just stroll in an ask for an app like it was the 90s. Smh.

The interview is wat we r most looking forward to tho.

But word.....keep us posted.

[anime_boners]

I already have two jobs or otherwise I'd be in. :\

[Ghost1]

My dude.....ain't nobody gonna be actually working at mcdonalds lol

If they do hire me then I will let them down gently

Although if ur point is that it will be near impossible to find time to interview I hear u.......I'm not missing work for this bullshit either lol

[Aero]

Bags how is this a challenge as opposed to an opportunity for you?

So you go to MCDs, ask for an application, probably have to fill out the app to completion to even be considered and then you wait 2 to 3 weeks to see if you'll get an interview from an already overcrowded candidate pool, lol and all this as a joke only to find out that you won't get asked for an interview Bc you're under qualified.

Good luck though. Could be fun.

[anime_boners]

My dude.....ain't nobody gonna be actually working at mcdonalds lol

If they do hire me then I will let them down gently

Although if ur point is that it will be near impossible to find time to interview I hear u.......I'm not missing work for this bullshit either lol

the second more so than the first is my issue,

though, if I did get hired I would feel obligated to work there ><

[Ghost1]

Lol at guilt working at mcds from a bags thread haha

[Ghost1]

Bags how is this a challenge as opposed to an opportunity for you?

So you go to MCDs, ask for an application, probably have to fill out the app to completion to even be considered and then you wait 2 to 3 weeks to see if you'll get an interview from an already overcrowded candidate pool, lol and all this as a joke only to find out that you won't get asked for an interview Bc you're under qualified.

Good luck though. Could be fun.

Really.....the most obv joke for this thread....an shocking to see who has offered it

Smh

[anime_boners]

Lol at guilt working at mcds from a bags thread haha

lmfao

imagine me with cursing you under my breath as I refill the McFlurry machine with MnMs

"this is all HIS fault"

[sral]

I might compete

[Saitama]

Wont get past background check

[timeless]

I think I'm the only person McDonalds has ever turned down for employment

[veritas]

Be honest anthony. ....elab on how McDonald's is beneath you please

[Witty]

I'm down

[Batty]

lmfao

imagine me with cursing you under my breath as I refill the McFlurry machine with MnMs

"this is all HIS fault"


Man, if they hire me and right out the gate I gets to fuck with the McFlurry machine, I might be down forreal.

[Useless]

So .... me an some of my friends are doing this challenge that I came up with


This thread was a lie from the start

[Chamber]

lolll.

[uh-oh]

Lold at an acceptance letter

[Ghost1]

LOL fuck if I kno

I worked at bk when I was a 15 year old burnout can't remember what the hiring process involved

[Adonis]

I would be down but have zero chance on the basis in over qualified. Worked there in high school though, dropped out to become a manager.


Got fired for this.....

Under the cap of snapple and various drinks have sayings right? So we thought it would be funny to make our own. We'd write random shit down and tape it on a piece of paper to the out side of the wrapper. Well some dumb ass put the following on a fucking happy meal cheese burger. "if I knew when you were going to die, would you want me to tell you". Again, this was on a bottle cap. Long story short, the mom swore I poisoned her 5year old daughter and I got canned

[Ghost1]

And rightfully so u fucking serial killer.

A KFC told me I was over qualified like 7 years ago I forgot about that lol.

I think if I apply for part time I'll be good

[Adonis]

And rightfully so u fucking serial killer.

A KFC told me I was over qualified like 7 years ago I forgot about that lol.

I think if I apply for part time I'll be good

That face isn't over qualified for anything bro. You look like a bum, you're good. My bets on you

[Allen Knight]

And rightfully so u fucking serial killer.

A KFC told me I was over qualified like 7 years ago I forgot about that lol.

I think if I apply for part time I'll be good

i hope u get fired from ur normal scum bag job of tryna swindle ol
ladies into buyin ur over rated life insurance while u touch ur fuckin crustache & eat stale ass mike & ikes watching gay porn on ur 95 dell, in a random twist of fate an mcdonalds does call u an offer u a job an u have to take it to survive off ur ramen noddle an sperm diet an stay in ur shitty studio like looks like Joes Apartment u share w/ 100 roaches that sleep on ur couch an crawl into ur daughters clothes while she sleeps in a card box that shaped as a barbie jeep u couldnt afford for her so u just slapped a picture on it an all this spawned from this wack ass joke u did u greasy fuckin slime bag doucher.

P.s
fucking go to hell faggot bags, i hope u get raped w/ packet of hotdogs & its put on the news in ur town. so ur embarrassed infront of ur friends, an every time they see u, they kno u got ur man hood taken anally by hotdogs an cock.

[puravida]

whoaaaaaa

[PancakeBrah]

I work there full time now

[Ghost1]

Lol pancake lold

[Chill Phil]

If I made this thread...it'd get two hateful replies.


This thread is seriously stupid as fuck.

[Ghost1]

YOU ACTIN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH RIGHT NOW

[Diode]

If I made this thread...it'd get two hateful replies.


This thread is seriously stupid as fuck.

not v chill

v emote

wow

[Chyeahhh!!!]

this thread is how you know we're living in the last days

[Ghost1]

Chyeahh if u can't get a job at mcdonalds how u plan to survive the apocalypse

U of all people should take this challenge deathly serious

[Chill Phil]

remember that dude that beat those lesbians with a thin metal pipe?













he worked at mcdonald's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_OJzuUP3Kg

[Ghost1]

Lmao I do remember that

[Inno]

I remember when i worked and mcdonalds and dropped man poems
Like a real nigga

[Vulgar]

You still do drop man poems.

You can have some fries with that, too.

[Pharaohs Army]

McDonalds would be a nice a big pay-raise for me when wage law goes into effect in my state.
Still na.
"U know what's funny, you find a very authentic Chinese or Korean take-out place...make sure they are all frantically cooking food and taking orders, and all speaking their native tongue with zero english. Then go in and calmly ask for an application."

[Fracture]

Lol
Thread creativity- 8

Thread end game- dumb as shit

[Ghost1]

This thread hasn't even started yet bruh

Welcome

Enjoy