5 Single Male Survival Tips

[Chill Phil]

1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)

2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes

3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term).


4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill.


5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.

[Strikta]

A+ thread Phil. That's real shit.

[El Muffin]

U forgot the ramen burritos

[Chill Phil]

U forgot the ramen burritos

Ramen, peanut butter, chicken breast, and sriracha can make a broke man's pad Thai

[Adonis]

But, be more like me when you finally decide to settle down, find a white girl who's parents are loaded and will die eventually

[Nameflip]

Good job

[Chill Phil]

But, be more like me when you finally decide to settle down, find a white girl who's parents are loaded and will die eventually

if there was a like button, i'd click it.




get this rep though

[Fart]

3 - beer actually dehydrates.

B-

[Ghost1]

Maybe wen I was 19?

Grow up loser.

[veritas]

I have to agree with bags.

This is not fallout yet. If you are living like this past the age of 25 you are a loser.

[Chill Phil]

3 - beer actually dehydrates.

B-

I def made a parenthetical statement which read "short term," though


B+?

[Chill Phil]

I have to agree with bags.

This is not fallout yet. If you are living like this past the age of 25 you are a loser.

What other age group is just starting to branch out besides those under the age of 30 though?

[veritas]

How old are you?

[Knux]

This thread should be 5 Broke Single Male Survival Tips

[Chill Phil]

(sigh)

in dog years i'm 210 years old

[Chill Phil]

This thread should be 5 Broke Single Male Survival Tips

if that's how you wanna see it, it could work. but you can't save money by spending all of it.

[veritas]

So are you 30 and living like this?

[veritas]

Don't answer. I know. Point is: you are so much better than that. You have real talent.....but you are a depressive alcoholic. You are like pancake brah...but with talent.

[Chill Phil]

nope.


i'm dog sitting at my boss' house, and the dude has like NOTHING here, no tv, no microwave, can't find his thermostat. i reverted back to making spaghetti, so i can heat the pot back up on the stove


then BAM!

i thought "maybe there are some folks that are brand new to independence, let me share what i've learned"

made a thread

and here we are

[Chill Phil]

i am an alcoholic though. no doubt.


don't compare me to pancake. he's a mega-faggot

[veritas]

i am an alcoholic though. no doubt.


don't compare me to pancake. he's a mega-faggot

Agreed. But yall are similar in your substance induced mood disorders.

No hate phil. I want the world to hear you.

[Chill Phil]

Agreed. But yall are similar in your substance induced mood disorders.

No hate phil. I want the world to hear you.

not my place to be heard.


what's a substance induced mood disorder?


my mood fluctuated before i began drinking. i don't get HAMMERED every night, but i drink every day. you think that's causing a disorder or amplifying an existing one?

[El Muffin]

But, be more like me when you finally decide to settle down, find a white girl who's parents are loaded and will die eventually

holler

those aren't my intentions tho lmao. I didn't get w/ her because her parents are loaded .

my girls fam sells wheat directly to anhauser busch or w,e

[veritas]

Yes.

[Aero]

holler

those aren't my intentions tho lmao. I didn't get w/ her because her parents are loaded .

my girls fam sells wheat directly to anhauser busch or w,e


Niggas like you kill me. "Her fam sells wheat to anheur Busch" niggga shut that up. So do several other local farms nigga you think they got a lock on the wheat market? Her family is middle class and that's it.

And this thread is for broke people. I have 40 pair of underwear and I always change my underwear after I take a dump. Wet wipes on deck too.

[veritas]

^it's not trolling if it is a delusion, kids.

[~RustyGunZ~]

^it's not trolling if it is a delusion, kids.

Lmfao

Repped

[veritas]

your reps are returned with reps.

[Aero]

Negged.

[veritas]

Negged.

negging me was a bad decision. I will show you how we do this.

[PancakeBrah]

It's a talent to make below average rap songs that get 12 listens on soundcloud and brag about being broke at 30 online?

Noted.

[Aero]

Apparently I've negged you too much I have to spread some around first.

[El Muffin]

Niggas like you kill me. "Her fam sells wheat to anheur Busch" niggga shut that up. So do several other local farms nigga you think they got a lock on the wheat market? Her family is middle class and that's it.

And this thread is for broke people. I have 40 pair of underwear and I always change my underwear after I take a dump. Wet wipes on deck too.

U sound mad.

I guarantee they make more in 4 months than u do in a year

Lol @ u thinking they operate one plot of land

Besides..that's not the point. I m not involved so who cares. Her parents are loaded though.

[Aero]

U sound mad.

I guarantee they make more in 4 months than u do in a year

Lol @ u thinking they operate one plot of land

Besides..that's not the point. I m not involved so who cares. Her parents are loaded though.



My parents make more than her parents substantially so but you'll never hear my girl talking about my parents money or she get left quick.

I doubt they make more than me TBH. Maybe as a company but each individual salary is light.

Point is don't bring up what your girl's parents have if you aren't contributing to your own wealth substantially.

If you get my work ethic then one day your girl can brag about you.

[Chill Phil]

Lmaaaoooooooo @ my parents make more than her parents


I'm dying

[El Muffin]

Lol.

I hear you on the contribute to ur own wealth thing tho

All I did was chime in on the find a white girl comment

[Ghost1]

Muff don't converse with fagot booger like he's an actual person in real life.

[El Muffin]

U know how gullible I am.

Aero's the brobro tho tbh

He (and u) are allowed to call me on bs

Amongst others

[veritas]

It's a talent to make below average rap songs that get 12 listens on soundcloud and brag about being broke at 30 online?

Noted.



You will never, and I mean never, escape being so typical. For the record Badweather does have talent. Yes. You, do not. You are a below average average joe. Who thinks that just because all of his heroes committed suicide that it makes him deep.

Good day, sir.

[El Muffin]

LMAO why u always at cakes neck

He never responds nor indulges in boarding fisticuffs anymore

That barb @ Phil was uncalled for tho lol

[Chill Phil]

LMAO why u always at cakes neck

He never responds nor indulges in boarding fisticuffs anymore

That barb @ Phil was uncalled for tho lol

dude, all cake does is talk shit whenever a statement is directed at me. I could make a "good morning everybody" thread, and he'll have something shitty to say. the frequency is lower, but he's committed.

[Aero]

dude, all cake does is talk shit whenever a statement is directed at me. I could make a "good morning everybody" thread, and he'll have something shitty to say. the frequency is lower, but he's committed.


I don't dislike you as much fam. I'm not sure why esp since you're still a beta male. Maybe it's Bc you have a job now or chill Phil is a much cooler person. Whatever it is much respect to you even if you wish me the opposite. Sooner or later we'll all know who the prophet is.

[PancakeBrah]

You will never, and I mean never, escape being so typical. For the record Badweather does have talent. Yes. You, do not. You are a below average average joe. Who thinks that just because all of his heroes committed suicide that it makes him deep.

Good day, sir.

You're honestly off the mark but that's okay there's only so much someone can glean from Internet interaction.

How did you feel about the season 2 finale of The Knick?

[El Muffin]

WTF is Aero talking about

Lol @ we will know who the prophet is

Def ain't ur golden child looking ass <3

[veritas]

You're honestly off the mark but that's okay there's only so much someone can glean from Internet interaction.

How did you feel about the season 2 finale of The Knick?



You can't say I am bc you don't know yourself. Good day, fool.

[PancakeBrah]

Alright.

[veritas]

JuSt remember my words

[Chill Phil]

I don't dislike you as much fam. I'm not sure why esp since you're still a beta male. Maybe it's Bc you have a job now or chill Phil is a much cooler person. Whatever it is much respect to you even if you wish me the opposite. Sooner or later we'll all know who the prophet is.

Helly Hanson is a popular brand in my neck of the woods

[veritas]

Areo I'd delusional

[Chill Phil]

You're honestly off the mark but that's okay there's only so much someone can glean from Internet interaction.


finally...

[Objective]

Helly Hanson is a popular brand in my neck of the woods

This shit still baffles me to do this day and probably will continue to do so. The company was founded in 1870 or some shit and originates from my small city in Norway, Moss with only a little bit over 30k residents in it. You'd get picked on if you used that kind of clothing, shit was lame af. When I hear Helly Hansen the first that comes to mind is life vests since that's one of the common brands to sell them around here. How their jackets n shit suddenly got popular was a weird surprise and me among others still don't really get it. It would make more sense if Moods of Norway or something like that made it big instead tbh. Nothing to detract from the quality of the jackets tho' but 16 year old me wouldn't wear it in public even if I got paid for it.

[Chill Phil]

This shit still baffles me to do this day and probably will continue to do so. The company was founded in 1870 or some shit and originates from my small city in Norway, Moss with only a little bit over 30k residents in it. You'd get picked on if you used that kind of clothing, shit was lame af. When I hear Helly Hansen the first that comes to mind is life vests since that's one of the common brands to sell them around here. How their jackets n shit suddenly got popular was a weird surprise and me among others still don't really get it. It would make more sense if Moods of Norway or something like that made it big instead tbh. Nothing to detract from the quality of the jackets tho' but 16 year old me wouldn't wear it in public even if I got paid for it.

Yeah, I dunno about any of that. A few of the coats are dope looking. I like how clean and sleak some of the coats/jackets look. I've never owned a helly hansen product though.

It's mostly the stoner hip hop heads I see with it. It's not HUGE over here, but it's definitely here.

[Objective]

Ye, they're not bad but to me it's just another common jacket.

When I read this shit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/helly-hansen-jacket-craze-sparks-violence/2012/11/30/14eb8cbc-38d1-11e2-a263-f0ebffed2f15_story.html I could hardly believe it, specially the part where it's described as a luxury item, lol. Almost everyone had a Helly Hansen jacket while growing up, haha. Now the price has gone up dramatically tho' but it didn't use to be like that.

[Chill Phil]

Lol yeah dude, they're expensive as fuck!

[Nameflip]

Rabble rabble rabble general consensus

[Diode]

You can't say I am bc you don't know yourself. Good day, fool.

now kick his leg out from under his leg, owen.

[veritas]

It is time we talked.

[Aero]

It is time we talked.

- your wife after viewing your post count & dedication to an online troll character.

[ill nik-A]

This cannot be life

[Greed]

A lot is happening here.

[Certain]

1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)

2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes

3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term).


4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill.


5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.

What if you're a single male who is not broke as fuck?

[Chill Phil]

What if you're a single male who is not broke as fuck?

feel free to read any of the comments on the first or second page.